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3 years
we need a 3 day weekend: 1 for errands 1 for social activities 1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease
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6 months
life is just adding more and more nyt games to your morning routine until that’s all there is
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8 months
making a spreadsheet called “friends that i have” to keep track of the friends that i have
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7 months
is it going to be 48° and raining for the rest of my life
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6 months
[passing a cinnabon] what we really need is a cinnamonomenon
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@BrennanCaldwell
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6 months
doing cell block tango here >>>>
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party gets me wetter☆
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This is your sign to do that mirror wall!
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10 months
if i had just come off a gig where a studio paid for a personal trainer & a nutritionist this is the first thing i would do too
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Jeremy Allen White for Calvin Klein.
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8 months
fiona shaw in true detective
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4 years
4 years sober today 💙
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7 months
EOD
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10 months
not the rainbow
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A 2nd gay US congressional staffer was filmed having sex in a capitol building.
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3 years
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2 years
“american horror story: nyc” you mean 8th ave between 34 and 40
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6 months
a challengers spinoff about the two older gay men who were checking into the hotel
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5 months
for perspective, trump was found guilty on more counts than there are tracks on the tortured poets department: the anthology
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3 years
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
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3 years
wow
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11 months
ive been watching this on loop for the last 5 minutes
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@BrennanCaldwell
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2 years
every day is leg day when u have an elbow injury 👨🏼‍🏫
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3 years
pastel fantasy
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10 months
@jersey__bounce remembered “i’m gay” at the 11th hour and slipped in a “slay”
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4 months
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@BrennanCaldwell
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2 years
aiming for dancer thighs
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3 years
🦍
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3 years
hi ho the gam-orous life
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Pope Francis allegedly used offensive slur during discussion about gay men
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3 years
i’m not that muscular i’m just 5’8”
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2 years
not many ppl are brave enough to wait to get a haircut until after pride weekend
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@BrennanCaldwell
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11 months
last night at the eagle
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Don’t forget to water your bears
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3 years
another friday in hell
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2 years
no preworkout like impotent rage
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2 years
🧸
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3 years
🐻
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2 years
🦭
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2 years
😩
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3 years
profile pic
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2 years
🪵
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2 years
quadriception
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2 years
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@BrennanCaldwell
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3 years
"Broadway returns with a mission of equity, diversity, and inclusivity." BUY TICKETS: Mezzanine (Partial View): $800
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3 years
🥐🥐
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1 year
i am at least a two pepper menu item
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4 years
the worst Broadway show I have ever seen is Eight Months Of No Theater
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5 months
an app for gay bars that allows patrons to warn people if there’s currently a bachelorette party there
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3 years
e leg anza
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did my own class template. humbled 🕊
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not not flexing
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2 years
gm
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the deodorants at duane reade
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3 years
the cow as white as milk the cape as red as blood the hair as yellow as corn the beach that makes you old
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2 years
fitspiration: xenia onatopp
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3 years
if u are mad about Broadway vaccine mandates because it means setting aside ur ego & honoring the humanity of other people, have u ever seen a musical
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3 years
got complaints about the length of my shorts yesterday so here’s some mce 📮
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3 years
🎶 defiant jazz 🎶
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2 years
new york’s hottest club is whatever piece of equipment i have to use next 🦩
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@kyledcheney
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Just some normal text messages between George Santos and an aide.
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4 years
it’s my birthday be nice
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🥞
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brennan.caldwell on insta if ya nasty
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2 years
pov: you are my ac & you could be doing better
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10 months
alcohol free queer space
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2 months
single again, which means i’ve another chance to bag a husband from some country with nationalized healthcare & robust arts funding
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aiming for kangaroo proportions
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3 years
back to this mirror
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democracy dies in darkness
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3 years
new front facing camera has too much detail 🤓
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🗿
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