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@BrendanielH

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No brain. Wanna hire me for a voice thing? brendanielreadsbusiness @gmail .com. He/Him. (epic creator code BRENDANIEL) Gaming at

Iowa, USA
Joined April 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@BrendanielH
Brendaniel
3 months
New Pinned Tweet (because idk pinned tweets are like a thing) Twitch Channel: Main Channel (Old): 2nd Channel (Stream Highlights): Brendaniel Store:
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@BrendanielH
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2 years
Grandpappy said he saw a "pronoun" game at Walmart and I asked him to send me a picture of what he meant. I...
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11 months
fun fact, I have been using voicemods "hear yourself" feature for two years. I just figured out why I have a hard time keeping a coherent thought together sometimes...it's because the delay acts as a speech jammer. I've been streaming with a speech jammer for two years.
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@BrendanielH
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6 months
You never should have told me the name to this cup. The wife is going to be so mad when 40 of these arrive.
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@BrendanielH
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25 days
Voicing that skeleton will haunt me to the end of my days.
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Waweezer (FREE PALESTINE)
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@BrendanielH
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2 years
we live in a society
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2 years
this may be the only joy I derived from playing the funny rick and morty guns never shut the fuck up game
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11 months
I am no longer streaming on hard mode
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2 years
the mouse sees all
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4 years
Will I Am as he assimilates with the last human on earth, "Finally, Will We Are."
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4 years
just goku casually driving
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@BrendanielH
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3 years
WWE, Annoying Orange, fuckin Grumpy Cat? Fuck off with these NFTs. I didn't live to see this dystopia have like fuckin "buy these numbers that are a picture and have no healthcare idiot" shit. I lived so I could get a cool cyber arm and fight people with it in dark alleyways.
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4 years
the 2 political parties
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@BrendanielH
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1 year
We found my sister. She is home and safe. Thanks to all who posted and retreated.
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1 year
this killed me
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1 year
Check out this month's #Toonami fan art! To submit your own, email a hi-res image to ToonamiFanArt @gmail .com. Must be 18+ in the US.
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@BrendanielH
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11 months
@GetGianni TWO YEARS. MAYBE THREE? I just turned on zero latency monitoring on my mixer and oh my god. I've been walking around like this for so long.
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@BrendanielH
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10 months
Yeah Starfield might be my game of the year. Sorry, it just hits too goofy.
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1 year
share this to scare a youtube poop fan
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@BrendanielH
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3 years
Dream fans when they get ahold of him at DreamCon.
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@BrendanielH
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1 year
my longest "spider man" ever
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@BrendanielH
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2 years
this tweets really doing it, enjoy Howard.
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@BrendanielH
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5 years
THINGS THAT HELP YOUTUBERS: 1. Complimenting their teeth 2. Gromenting on their video 3. Screaming at the screen 4. Breaking into the National Archives 5. Bringing me the Declaration of Independence 6. Using the cypher to get the next clue All of these these things help.
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1 year
Reading House of Leaves is like reading a book that actively wishes you harm. It's a challenge book. I can't wait to get to the last page and see B RANK floating above the text.
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@BrendanielH
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3 years
Bro I'm getting married today and I get to have barbeque and I get to make "my wife" jokes afterward holy fuck.
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@BrendanielH
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1 year
This literally happened.
@BrendanielH
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1 year
Went into my bathroom but I ran into the famous Iowa Joker and he was in my shower and he said "I don't use Shampoo, Brendaniel. I use ShamPEE."
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3 months
Content Warning Videos THREAD
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@BrendanielH
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2 years
edgar allan popo
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4 years
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@BrendanielH
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8 years
Pyrocynical fanart guide
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@BrendanielH
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5 years
Yakuza 7 looking good
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@BrendanielH
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1 year
Forspoken's Photo Mode is probably the best feature in the game
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@BrendanielH
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3 years
Aight there was one good wedding photo.
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@BrendanielH
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1 year
As someone who went through lunch debt as a child, I want Ben to experience the "free lunch" that I had for a week. Some days it would be the ONLY food I had for the entire day. A piece of bread with peanut butter and white milk (you weren't allowed to have chocolate with debt)
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Ben Shapiro: "School lunches are not going to solve the problem of child hunger at any serious level," adding "It does not take that much money to feed a child"
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@BrendanielH
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5 years
yo I think I did this wrong
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@BrendanielH
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4 years
Oh BTW quit my retail job on Saturday. I'm free. I'm......freeee.
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@BrendanielH
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11 months
@rad_shiba I mean I did realize I just thought that it was fine/that's what real "mic monitoring" was. It is not that. I was wrong. I am strong.
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@BrendanielH
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Bubby passed away tonight and my heart is broken. I will miss her for the rest of my days. She was only 4 years old.
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@BrendanielH
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2 years
LOOK AT HE ROLL
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6 years
a world beyond our comprehension
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5 years
When I was a kid I had my golden 64 stolen by some absolute bastards. My little brother got me something insanely thoughtful this year.
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5 years
2020 is the year of the Rat. You know what that means
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1 year
THE WOKER STRIKES AGAIN
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1 year
To the (few) people asking if my sister missing was a bit? It was not. She left school with a stranger on Tuesday and I was told Thursday morning (while police were working to find her). She is home and safe today. If you're trying to be funny? Go fuck yourself.
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3 years
Real
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1 year
If I hear the word "woke" come out of your mouth I immediately will go into a catatonic coma regarding whatever it is you are talking about.
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2 years
sometimes I wonder why i even bother waking up in the morning
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7 years
Reinstalled TF2, I forgot about my Soldier Wiseau setup
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3 years
time to take your fucking fingers
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2 years
i am a voice actor and this is how I WOULD FIX the super mario brothers movie
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8 months
he died a true legend
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1 year
Dead Island 2 Fun Fact. Gamer chairs can launch you into the stratosphere.
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1 year
It's been in my head for months.
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1 year
"Is a man not entitled to the SWEECE of his BERB?"
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2 years
Fuck SCOTUS and fuck the dumbfucks who voted for trump in 2016. I'm tired of this shit. If you're pro life and follow me go crawl back into your fucking crevice and leave women alone.
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@BrendanielH
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3 years
Damn bro proposed to Shelby while she was half sleep earlier and she said, "Duh." Guess I'm getting married or whatever.
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6 years
the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
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3 years
You should never sexually interact with fans. Ever. Once there is that power dynamic in place, you don't get to have a "normal hookup experience" unless you look outside of that circle. Especially if they grew up on your shit. They have child brain for fucks sake.
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4 years
What the fuck is this shit.
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@BrendanielH
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7 years
2016 was the year celebrities kept dying, 2017 was the year celebrities were exposed as sexual predators, now in 2018 we'll find out WHICH CELEBRITIES ARE FURRIES. REVEAL YOURSELVES.
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1 year
I HATE HIM (haha vertical video get owned)
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3 years
Undertale soundtrack still slaps. Fuck you.
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1 year
That Haze is nothing compared to THIS Haze.
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1 year
proudly the worst person on this site
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6 years
war is hell @ShammyTV
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5 years
Imagine I'm picking you up like the small child you are.
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@BrendanielH
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4 years
Please stop showing me the cum monster. I want it out of my ads and out of my head.
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Skittles Dips are very fancy Skittles made in a very fancy way. Wanna see? #TasteTheRainbow
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"He's actually quite based." Based on fucking what. Look at this.
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Baby Doge, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, Baby Doge, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, Baby Doge, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, Baby Doge
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1 year
GAMING MYSTERY. WHY IS THERE A BIG COP CAR IN RESIDENT EVIL 3?
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@BrendanielH
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4 years
gonna write about dicks like some authors write about boobs and asses, "his member was long and towering, he had veins for days. It was not just one snake, but an entire pit of snakes gazing upon my glory."
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4 years
Yes this is me.
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2 years
NO
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3 years
Shelby has always supported me and kept me as sane as I possibly could be. I love her to bits and am glad that we can be married on our 8 year anniversary. We wanted to wait a bit but decided a small ceremony with family and a party when everything is a little safer is good.
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@BrendanielH
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2 years
sometimes you just fuck up a lil horse medicine...
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1 year
@DoobusGoobus Doc Ock. Superior Spider-Man run kinda confirms it for me, but really it's THE WALL.
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2 years
Thanks @LegitimatNoodle for sending me this little piece of Dew history. Why does it smell like plastic explosives?
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@DoobusGoobus More shit like this
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idk what to tell you dude, cat in the woods
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1 year
thought about making a long note page about this but it's funnier if I just post it to get it off my chest lmao I'm bi, dudes are hot (and so is my wife)
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4 years
hey man, be nice to retail workers during this shit. we're fuckin exhausted.
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3 years
@MoistCr1TiKaL I have lots of fun memories of playing Halo 2 and getting told that my mom was being fucked by the whole lobby. I didn't have internet though so it was just me and my brother playing.
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@BrendanielH
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God I fucking. If you're on the phone at checkout fuck you. At least finish up your call or put it down for a second. Don't fucking shush me like a child, fuck you. Fuck you.
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1 year
MILK THAT ORB!
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5 years
WOW NOW I CAN STOOP OVER AND ROLL UP THE THOUSANDS OF NERF DARTS COATING MY HOUSE. OH THANK GOD I'LL BE FREE OF THIS ORANGE CAGE.
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3 years
Remember you ain't gotta be damaged to make art. You don't have to be "different" or "special" to be creative. You can make something wonderful and have a "normal" or "boring" life.
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posting this here because
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1 year
The real test to getting older is that you get sick of memes faster. You'll be in a discord call with all your younger friends while they're yelling "I AM A SURGEON" for the 8th time and you'll look into the distance remembering what was.
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6 years
Honestly Garfield's mom is fucking terrifying.
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7 months
New Twitch Guidelines?
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This really is Canada.
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3 years
Damn bro. Daft Punk is retiring? Looks like the luck ran out. Looks like they won't be going around the world. Looks like they should've been harder, better, faster, stronger. Looks like they won't be Tron Original Soundtrack 2010 anytime soon.
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4 years
Earlier today had a lady trying to shame me about wearing a mask at work. "I can't hear you thru that mask." I know how loud I am. You can't hear me? So I projected my voice so loud without yelling that she was wincing throughout the whole transaction.
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This fucker has never known poverty, has never struggled with feeding yourself or your sibling. Has never picked the mold off of bread because well at least it's food, and has never had to try to cook anything you had because you and your brother are starving.
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2 years
LOOKS LIKE GAMING IN THE CLINTON YEARS IS BACK ON THE MENU
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4 years
"Damn bro she didn't look anything like her Bitmoji. I can't believe this."
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