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@mugshawtys Horrendous, was there any photo evidence of these crimes?

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@coldhealing I love her, reminds me of an ex who kept a dead cat in a bag in her closet but my god the sex was good

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@oaksworn Women cease to exist when they’re alone.

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@Howlingmutant0 I mean jerking off feels more like jerking a dick off than getting your dick jerked off by someone else so the logic tracks here

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@thechosenberg Cold sore boy was licking the puss

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@MogTheUrbanite “This isn’t like Star Wars. This isn’t like Star Wars at all!”

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@LindyTasteful No. I love hitting up Trader Joe’s and just seeing yoga ass everywhere.

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@BAEGulinnas @angrybutfine Ditch the dwarf photo for starters

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@KILLTOPARTY My current gf lost her husband two months into marriage. Did coke with his buddy not knowing it was laced with fentanyl. I’m the second guy she’s been with, her husband being the first. I feel this.

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@CryptoSloan99 @0xfoobar She looks like she smells like moldy laundry

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@mylocalgunshop @segmentum1 A sentimental piece of war history. If you had a barn, wouldn’t you keep a tank in there too?

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@KILLTOPARTY @MUlysess Ohh like I spent a semester in Florence and I had the moooost amazingggg pasta and all I was like a giant fucking whore there, dudes would just show me around on their vespas and then fuck me in the hostelll take me back

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@KILLTOPARTY Usually tastes like nothing but salt. It’s the smell that can get ya sometimes

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@picotop Pulling trig in the handicap stall of the work restroom, oh I miss my 20’s

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@WomenPostingLs Dudes hitting it from behind be like

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@lillybilly299 Holy shit this made me sad. She seems like a nice woman. But I get it, I’ve been single for a while. It sucks going to bed alone, when after a long day you really just want to cuddle up with someone.

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@PaulSkallas I feel like idiot for physically moving my mouse every 15 minutes in between day drinking, cranking the hog, or whatever dumb shit I get up to

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@KILLTOPARTY Panda Express. Lived off of it in high school/college.

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@DallasZoo Have you tried leaving an empty box around? If he fits he sits

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@thedooberhead @Morbidful My thought too. I tripped on uneven pavement earlier this year and got a concussion. First two days or so I was fine and shrugged it off, but on the third day I went into a state of psychosis. Absolutely crazy. It was some scary scary shit.

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@KILLTOPARTY Brutality. I don’t think I could recover. But I’ve only received compliments (worst I got was Yeah it’s not the biggest I’ve seen but very up there), one grabbed my tape measure to measure it lol and used to just randomly pull it out while we were watching movies.

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@libsoftiktok @Allegiant I voted for Brandon but who fucking gives a shit Jesus

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@KILLTOPARTY Blood memory from what? My Celt blood ancestors dodging Roman Equites?

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@Phylan @NotABigJerk “This isn’t like Star Wars. This isn’t like Star Wars at all!”

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@NeoBactrian Check out the chick who helped steal all our bitcoins (also the broken glasses lolz)

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@madmaxbr5 @baddestmamajama That’s what the security deposit is for though. I doubt many landlords would deduct pet damage from the non-reimbursable deposit, but instead take it from the reimbursable one.

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@jack_meditates2 @Paracelsus1092 Y don’t u marry it then

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@dieworkwear Tried this and the Brooks Brothers associate insisted I leave

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@itsmarkmoran I work in banking. I wanted a two tone Rolex too, so I bought one. The novelty wore off quick. When I was at Ares these young guys would notice it and be like “Hey nice watch man.” And I was like Brother you buy one of these and only dudes notice, it won’t get you chicks.

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@marinasmigielsk This person seems very employable, I’d love to give hers a job.

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@Leftylockdowns1 She also wanted attention.

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@bkavoussi @Jack_Raines There is, it’s called World of Warcraft

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@9mm_smg I’ve had to show my receipt multiple times at Best Buy and I’m a clean cut white guy. Just do it and move on with your day. Why these people want to make an issue out of dumb trivial day to day shit is something I can’t comprehend, other than the fact that they are ignorant and

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@KILLTOPARTY I’m a chronically liquored up bitter asshole but I’ll take that over this shit, this is heartbreaking

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@Lnanna7 @gaborgurbacs @JackPosobiec Are the sauces in Europe loaded with high fructose corn syrup? Here it all is. I make my own barbecue sauce, salad dressing etc without it as a result but it’s extra effort.

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@KILLTOPARTY 5’3” and a bad attitude! (6’ and totally would)

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@MarmotRespecter Lol, this is some weird oppression fantasy. Everyone, men and women, take notes at every meeting I’ve been in. It’s considered standard business competence to write shit down.

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@tahrajirari The masculine urge to just map random shit from my house

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@9mm_smg Women aren’t psychopaths, men are. Psychopathy in women is actually diagnosed as borderline personality disorder. She’s just into weird shit. And I don’t like how her mouth moves when she talks, it’s like she has mild brain damage.

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@GAE_USA Girls just walk around campus in sports bras now? Sheesh

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@ElieNYC My grandmother in 2002: What’s a CD, is it one of those round things? Anyone under the age of 20 in 2022: What’s a CD, is it one of those round things?

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@doomsdayslam @coldhealing She saw the stay at home gf TikTok and is mad jelly

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@KILLTOPARTY “Talk dirty to me…” “Yeah you like that you fucking retard?” This is a Reddit joke from like 10 years ago

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@Tedmom @mkraju You can still wear a mask, no one is going to force you to take it off.

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@upstatefederlst Crazy to look at this and be like “yeah that’s super fucked up, that happened here?” And then remember it’s 2024 and that shit will happen again, and worse

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@eigenrobot Pretty sure they think the daily prayer is Muslims doing yoga

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@ShaykhSulaiman Well, they’re used against bunkers. And if bunkers are in urban areas, do the math.

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@Babygravy9 You know in the longer version a second grenade shredded his face, looked like his eye sockets were filled with shrapnel. The third landed on his crotch and blew his legs off. It’s ugly to watch but this guy didn’t make it.

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@4nt1p4tt3rn I got an F on a metaphysics philosophy paper. I re-wrote it for a C. I’m 37 now and a successful banker. I make more than that professor ever did. I don’t lose any fucking sleep over it.

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@Forculus @DeItaone I didn’t just drop $5k on an Omega Seamaster to not use the hour moving function what the fuck

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@realBob_Johnson @HardPass4 Hahaha I had a Pradeep threaten to blow my ssn up once. I don’t know how you do that. C4? Thermite?

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@KILLTOPARTY Her seething resentment over the fact that she’s missing a pointless, meandering Shrew Life is hilarious

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@orbitroute @Leftylockdowns1 Because it shifts responsibility away from the immunocompromised and places it on society generally. It’s unreasonable to expect the rest of us to put our lives on hold indefinitely. If catching Covid is going to kill you, it’s your job to stay away from it.

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@globbidyglop @tmbg No, Covid doesn’t spread on stage, just like it doesn’t spread if you sit down at a restaurant. Trust the science.

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@SenatorSinema (Person who shot down $15 minimum wage with a weird moody teenager choreograph)

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@NecktieSalvage I think online dating is to blame. It’s tough out there. I’m 37 and a stream of flings and situationships has been unfulfilling, and downright lonely. I found companionship in adopting a dog. Fortunately I met a woman and marriage is actually in the table. But few are lucky.

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@SpiritofPines Told my boomer Dad, a retired network engineer that I get 75+ emails a day, usually 40 by the time I wake up and log on (banking) and he was like “That’s unreasonable” Lmao that’s table stakes. 55 hours a week gets me a nice Denver one bedroom, a dog, reliable car, and a Rolex.

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@BiskyScrandle @cubsjaw @Gurippusan I’m a dipshit paralegal and I make over $130k, no law school debt

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@Gangstamonkey21 @MogTheUrbanite Shit dude, this reminds me of the skies over San Francisco during the massive wildfires. Skies turned red. Are there fires in China? Wtf is going on?

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@wayofftheres @EvanPrinciple We’re the nation state equivalent of a bad ex gf

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@eigenrobot I’m trying to catch up too. I think this is what’s going on. I’m a Dem but missed debate last night because I knew it would be disaster so I got drunk instead.

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@ruralfreedom @WilliamA_33 Oh fuck someone stole it LOL

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@michelletandler Taylor Lorenz is like if long Covid became a person

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@_incel_ I Like to Move It Move It is song about mobilization

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@KILLTOPARTY If a woman I’m dating ever finds my Twitter it is so over for me

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@TheShoshon @GramanhFolcwald Lol

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@user762 @esaagar They’re all trying to get each other fired. Seems like a shitty place to work.

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@wood__glue @in_cohgnito Straw mat? I’m not a Bangladeshi peasant.

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@JReubenCIark @Shamed_Vulture When you lootin and stealin, but also you fat and hungry

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@JShooke @thechosenberg She, like, just can’t even 🤷‍♀️💅

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@KILLTOPARTY Exactly what happened. Opposite can happen too. I slept with a married woman. I don’t feel great about it. She was in a failing marriage and wanted to cheat to get back at him for hitting her. When things didn’t pan out with us, she rekindled her marriage.

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@primalpoly @wil_da_beast630 That definition certainly leaves out a lot of lesbian women.

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@KILLTOPARTY Still could but it’s unlikely. When I was 17 I started dating a girl who was 16, and she’d let me dry hump her until she had an orgasm but that was it. Once I fingered her a few years later things picked up. Finally slipped it in during college and then we broke up month later

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@HotForMoot Don’t fear the beeper

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@Noted_Desperado @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl No these people discovered it, just as they built Egypt and Wakanda and all the rest of civilization

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@pearlythingz They hate everyone really

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@DegenCPA22 This is true. I’m a moderately successful banker, and cannot imagine dating a hooters waitress when on Hinge I’m matching with smart, successful, attractive lawyers who just want a guy with his shit together.

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@KoniKltd I’m amazed at how many people on Twitter seem to think some random Saudi prince who owns less than 5% of the stock is somehow going to yank any deal he doesn’t like.

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@ejdickson @feliciasonmez Lmao BYE FELICIA 😂

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@KILLTOPARTY When she tell you her pussy will change your life but all it does is stank up your bedroom

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@jbmelcher @MrAndyNgo Rapists. This isn’t hard bud.

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@k__bayraktar @KILLTOPARTY 1) No 2) You were born in 1993, your advice means nothing.

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@DonShift3 I live in central Denver. Never been a safe city but the homeless have taken over with their tents and garbage collections (they love to collect trash). They scream at each other all hours of the night and bust out car windows.

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@niki_dev @dogeth0 @pragdua You must be fun at parties

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@KILLTOPARTY They’re gonna hate fuck

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@KILLTOPARTY Drunk guy that won’t leave your gf alone in the bar

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@acethefuccup How many are alive is the question. I dated a woman with 4 cats, 3 live and 1 dead in a bag in her closet. So quirky right??

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@KILLTOPARTY Just say “Hey babe, let’s start going to the gym together. Or work out from home 3-5x a week.” Problem solved, no one feels blamed.

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@MannyFangs @swilkinsonbc Down 1.27% is not tanking

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@snowmanllc Well yeah it’s RBC, they don’t show up until 11:30 and then do nothing but make TikToks

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@thechosenberg Uh wat, I’ve seen toilet paper fall out but not with a name

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@FrenchOG3 Dated a Polish woman who used to be a flight attendant out of UAE. Hotel parties every night. Now at 38 she wants to settle, and be financially supported as she was a grad student. I got the ick.

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@hardmoneymag Only down 3%? Now that’s some risk management I like to see 👍

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@ploughmansfolly That’s a Mexican accent

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@eugyppius1 I’m American. This sounds familiar. I lived in a thriving urban area, enjoyed drinking wine and eating pasta on tree covered patios with beautiful women. Now boarded up. I hear gunshots at night. A man, walking his dog, had his face carved up by a homeless a block from me.

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@TylerGreenfieId Can toads not typically go down that deep? I don’t know anything, this popped up on my feed and intrigued me.

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@Rich_Cooper “Just a peck” is woman speak for “I let this guy plow me but I want to minimize the blowback”

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@MogTheUrbanite Being a functional alcoholic isn’t easy. Everyone would do it if it were easy.

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@caitoz They were going after terrorists. Don’t be a terrorist supporter.

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@KILLTOPARTY Welcome to Hell. In my experience if sex doesn’t happen by the third date, it probably won’t ever. I broke my girlfriend’s 3 year dry spell on date one (for me about a year). When she told me we actually sprinted to my car and I sped home so we could smash.

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