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I think I'm Larry David

Texas, USA
Joined September 2011
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@BrandonWinborn
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7 years
Just saw a guy touch a flower and smell his hand
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@linklegends Clearly I need completely new friends because nobody told me about this
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@Yankee_Hawk @KEEMSTAR The consistent knocking every 30 minutes for over 4 hours pretty much confirms this didn’t happen
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@JeeniuzFx @Dexerto Yikes miss me with that shit
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@Tyreseluvscart1 @sneako This is so embarrassing talking ab another man like this
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@thottagecore @MommyBigDick @jedwill1999 Holy shit bro living up to ur handle
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@DocMellyMel @mikeroecklein @NiggaTheory Melina Abdullah is a fucking idiot. Melina Abdullah is a fucking idiot. Melina Abdullah is a fucking idiot. Melina Abdullah is a fucking idiot. Melina Abdullah is a fucking idiot. Melina Abdullah is a fucking idiot. Melina Abdullah is a fucking idiot.
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@reaghhan @AdamMakesHappy I just threw up in my mouth reading this, can you be less cunty thx
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@anthonysargon @iAmFroggyFresh @TheCreatorClash And the only reason a lot less money will be donated is because of them
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@SouthlandPost Judging by their reaction they probably did steal some shit, or else why wouldn’t they just calmy show the receipt lmfao
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The results of this poll make me furious
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Which one? Poll below
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@BrandonWinborn
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@rinnacari3 @itzJusMac @notpassy Scamming is poverty activity
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@bitcoinsarf @SouthlandPost I love how people don’t delete their tweets no matter how wrong they are instantly proven
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@aiwagie @Yankee_Hawk @KEEMSTAR Consistent knocking every 30 minutes on the dot for over 4 hours is just a coincidence? I’m glad I don’t have your brain
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@blcokboi @MikeyStripez @_GodHerself he turned his whole head, then body around, made direct eye contact with cop, made a silly face, and THEN swung the pen. If this was World of Warcraft he would be hardstuck below 1k
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@5t0ur @Top5Fights This is excellent work
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@stillgray They told him to say β€œit’s hard to BEAT what you can’t see” but he said β€œit’s hard to BE what you can’t see” this second sentence would make no sense whatsoever confirming that he just says what they tell him to and does not question it.
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@rinnacari3 @itzJusMac @notpassy You know who this is right
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@uglyophelia It’s like he doesn’t understand they’re part of the game lol
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@alpharivelino I invented this style in 7th grade and that’s where it was meant to stay
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@TheCreatorClash @HarleyPlays @TheRealMorrison @AmalieArena We want Froggy Fresh or this whole event is a joke
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@DanGamboaB @TheHimboF10Y @dzennon @lazypoolboy Yeah no dude lol there’s a difference between general users and the fanboys, delete ur tweet
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@7LANEHWY @shawn_christian Looks like the slouch his dad did when walking in with the milk
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@KEEMSTAR @HarleyPlays Someone will need to edit this down to 6-9 seconds to get thru to Harley’s goldfish brain
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@kaerazy @ilovewikipedia You are dismissed kaela
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@Dexerto Why did you cut it before the best part
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@gangstabraaapp @dtompkinsdc @JeffSloan13 @jazztheunicorn This plastic surgeon in la is still trying to charge me $8000 for prescribing me an epi pen 6 years ago for allergies.
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Glad I got this during Christmas last year when it was only 8 bucks! http://t.co/VI8IZhqzJb
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@jaj718 @karaclark @TomiLahren C'mon justo why you gotta tweet that? Just let her be her.
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@dxglan @SinghSaige Translation: it’s hateful towards women to be suspicious of your partner. Saige’s comment is implying there’s a stereotype that women cheat. Saige’s comment is not only misogynistic, but sexist too. What a shit take. Fuck you Saige
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@tyralen1 @PetiteNicoco I was more concerned with the fact that she did, adding cleaning chemicals to the mix
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@FrestonR_ @EmmaVigeland @cenkuygur I hate steven crowder but how can anyone argue this parody is way too accurate
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@NazTechez @Dexerto Did you not see the video? He fucking punched the cat, multiple times. Is this shit normal outside the US? Making me glad I live here for once holy shit
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@ascensionsyncro @OnlyMemeNight @T10Artist They selected the worst map for a friendly fight
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@Div_ini @ohfold No fucking way. Jesus put your sandals on and get the fuck down here now
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@MrsVanHouten @NotSoWittyUN @SheRatesDogs Imagine how gay that group chat is
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@fishtankdotlive I had a feeling mauro was a pedo too and this is not helping his case
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@kishikybe This was their weakest episode in like 10 years, the softest safest un-southpark like impression of andrew tate, and like warhammer huh?
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@alex1020P Not the bookmarks 😭
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@breadyboi275 @StrangestMedia Nicotine pouch, it’s what high school kids do in states where weed is illegal
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@Dexerto I nominate Mizkif predator of the year
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@fiImgal @tiredspacedog Pete davidson? Good sense of humor? Lol? Yeah 9/11 jokes about how his dad died are hilarious
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@HarryTheHoudini @TavernMan880 Imo you sound exactly like a jerk on the dispatching end of an abusive relationship. This person was polite, and you're just being unnecessarily condescending
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@JeeniuzFx @luvminoss @Dexerto Guys the β€œforex trader” is talking about IQs
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@rbhaffey @libsoftiktok β€œas they’ve been told” key phrase here
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@originalgoth Coach next
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@zKahoott @cfc_zayd @sneako You know this sounds like a bunch of made up gobbledegook to everybody else right
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@FightHubb This is wild she is moving back to mobile Alabama after this
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@KayBeeRaut @JRayiam @Airvooocht @RepAdamSchiff Sorry to say but you are definitely not smoking good weed. Good crack maybe
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@MsRebeccaBlack Where are my random dms from lindsay lohan do I just not exist
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@ilovewikipedia Um no you can fuck off here’s what actually happened: That person was being a cunt and they just so happen to be a girl. Like seriously get the fuck out of here
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@HarleyPlays You literally ragequit what the fuck are you talking about, someone take this ape’s phone away
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@K3NSH1X22 @drewchandlerr @Styling07x @Sneak0o Who the fuck are you replying to learn how to use twitter
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@jetneptune_ The Entity seems to not be working
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@yolo_nomad @bettersoma It’s obviously psychedelic drugs
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@stclairashley @elonmusk Where do they find these people and who hires them LOL
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New music called chopped and screwed created by lil wayne #accordingtoaubs
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@SelfishI @SebGorka He did say 2006-15 ma'am
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@RRR0BYN Yes that’s absolutely fucking unhinged
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@ACLUofMichigan You should really delete this
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@PandaKnight1486 @iAmFroggyFresh @HarleyPlays @Infosecpleb @KEEMSTAR Notice how harley is following anyone that defends him? Dude is desperate for confirmation bias
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@JeeniuzFx @bogmorise @luvminoss @Dexerto Then get off twitter don’t you have finances to manage or cats to punch
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@PhillipCMcGuire @wigger Sam hyde netflix special live from the Alamo would be lit
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@THCnECCHIv2 @trashcan801 @auntiepaca @TheSkyfaller @NFT_M0D @NoCapFights Wtf is wrong with you people how tf does that pop into your head after watching this video?
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@RADIOFLEABAG This isn’t the own you think it is, gonna go listen to some 1975 now
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@uglyb0i @meltycanon Dude what, who the fuck is teaching you this victim mentality? grow up, we support equal opportunity for everyone
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@HovikGod @dailyinstavids This is the kind of guy that watches fresh n fit unironically
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Famous for saying "ha ha" and hit some little girl in the 90s for trying to take a pic of him without paying hit her in the face
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Jay Z: Shot his own brother sold crack to his own people sold women talks weird once tried to get the rights to the color blue. Not joking. He wanted to own blue. Is a 5%er. A group of blacks who openly call whites subhuman. Talks REALLY fucking weird. Has a WEIRD face.
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@jarbot15 @Pius____ That’s Tommy Wiseau
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@rooblool @Dexerto OTK is literally just an organization of preds
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@nojumper Smh rip chicago
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@onsightfighters This is so fucked up. I want to find this kid and be his friend
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@PandaKnight1486 @iAmFroggyFresh @HarleyPlays @Infosecpleb @KEEMSTAR Couldn’t help myself but click on your profile with that furry pfp and wasn’t surprised to see β€œfollowed by HarleyPlays” lol. Go do this with everyone agreeing with him and you’ll see what I mean
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@BaranSevim07 @ampol_moment β€œUnfathomly based” πŸ’€
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@SheH8Me84 @Kareem_is_it @saintbykeith @exavierpope @HolidayInn This is the definition of prejudice, u dumb fucking idiot
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@HarleyPlays @nonetosee πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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@Prush_Art @Xarallei The whole concept of a dracthyr is stupid. Should just be an aspect hero class where you shift from human into the dragon obviously if you’ve ever played wow.
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@nflstreet4 @lunch_enjoyer Um no it’s not. It’s 100% deserved. Have you not seen his boy’s a liar tik tok yet?
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@Kassting Janelle is the obvious and only right answer to this question. Also, who is david and why is he an allstar? I always feel as if a better job can be done casting. Year after year.
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@JeeniuzFx @luvminoss @Dexerto I can guarantee that you drive for whatever uber eats service is in your country. Gtfoh
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@orangepeanutt @Buckingham_Show has a good video explaining it
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@CashWayneDawson @jetneptune_ This has already been addressed, when jet came to talk to the fish during tts launch
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