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Community Manager @CityVerseTycoon 🎲 | Joker 🃏 @haha_app | @WayfindersGG 💫

Texas
Joined July 2013
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I'm incredibly grateful for this opportunity and can't wait to contribute to our community 🎲. I'm excited to collaborate with such a talented team and bring my passion for Web3 to this role. Together, we'll continue to build and grow an amazing community, and I couldn't be more
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Mission accomplished: the CityVerse welcomes its new community manager ✅ We're excited to announce that @Braggasnoruss will be steering our community of degens.
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When you see #TRUMP2020Landside and realize whoever started this can’t spell landslide correctly
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To the people who want to remake The Princess Bride
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I think #DaylightSavings should start as soon as we all arrive at work on Monday morning. So if you arrive at 8:00, then it automatically becomes 9:00
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When you wake up on a #MondayMorning and Civil War is trending and it doesn’t have anything to do with Captain America #CivilWar2
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Dear Prudence, We missed out flight when the TSA discovered my musket hidden in my carry on bag. Also, I couldn’t get my cell phone to charge because electricity hasn’t been invented yet. #RevolutionaryWarAirports
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Charles Manson is on his deathbed. Live look outside the prison hospital
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Denmark offers to buy U S was prophesied a long time ago
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That 1 republican who voted for impeachment but then changed his vote
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Sure, #RespectThePolice if you want but they haven’t had a hit since the 1980’s
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Florida Dog after he got pulled over by the cops
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Where Eric Trump learned math
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The Kim Jong Un #northkoreachristmasgift is new hairstyles and not a vase
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I got my degree from Trump University. #ThingsNotToSayToAPatient
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Live look at last minute evacuations in Key West and Coral Gables #saturdaymorning
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Bill Clinton reacts to being asked if he knows anything about the #EpsteinMurder
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Eclipses never occur on a "Sun"day #FakeEclipseFacts
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Live shot of Marco Island where trash cans are attempting a last minute evacuation #HurrcaneIrma
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A good time means an afternoon nap on the couch #SignsYoureNot18Anymore
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I have found 5 Waffle Houses, all of them fairly close to you #SouthernSiriSays
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Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide while on 24 Hour suicide watch #ClintonBodyCount
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James Woods got suspended and I don’t care. However, this post DIDN’T get Kathy Griffin suspended:
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#DaylightSavingTime is BS. You haven’t “saved” any daylight. You’ve just manipulated the clock and screwed up people’s sleep patterns.
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Planet Fitness Planet Hollywood Captain Planet Planet of the Apes Planet Coaster Pizza Planet Pluto #7NamesFor7NewPlanets
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Bruce Wayne is the grandfather of Lil’ Wayne #FakeBatmanFacts
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. #FakeMelania #SaturdayMorning
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The seldom seen other side of Mount Rushmore
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If you #DeleteFacebook how will everyone know what you had for dinner?
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*Late for work Boss: Why are you late? Me: I got pulled over by the police. Boss: Show me a copy of the ticket. Me: I didn’t get a ticket, I got a Circle K coupon. Boss: You’re fired
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Bruce Willis dead from beginning #SpoilAMovieIn5Words
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When Geraldo says we should Praise Iran because no American or Iraqi lives were lost
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Letting Bill Cosby fix you a drink #ObviouslyBadIdeas
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People living in the Carolinas waking up and seeing the latest #Dorian2019 hurricane track
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Toledo will now receive a plaque similar to the one commemorating the Bowling Green Massacre
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#MyMomAlwaysToldMe to wear clean underwear because you might be in a wreck
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When you see Dummy Beto trending
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Make someone else pay for your lunch. Preferably someone from Mexico #TrumpBackToSchoolTips
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#IfIDisappearPlease don’t come looking for me because I did it on purpose
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When you check out What Dean Cain has been up to lately
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My mom used to describe someone who was drunk as “Three sheets to the wind” Has anyone ever heard that expression before?
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The #WorstThingAboutSummerIs the mosquitoes
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I just got released yesterday #BadWaysToStartAConversation
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It doesn’t get any easier #GraduationAdviceIn5Words
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#IfTrumpWereSanta there would be 3 lists 1)Naughty 2)Nice 3)Some he would assume were “good people “
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Everyone with student loan debt to Elizabeth Warren right now #CancelMyDebt
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I’m not completely unattractive in the right light #HumbleBragAboutSomething
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All the customers in Bagel Boss today 👇👇👇
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When Godfather 4 is trending but it’s about rappers and not a movie sequel
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When you’re watching Trump’s UN speech being read off of the TelePrompTer #UnitedNations
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“Come on Eileen” Dexy’s Midnight Runner #ForgottenOneHitWonders
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Twitter coming to the defense of Target Tori when some jackass decided to make a scene about a toothbrush #targettori
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Trump says he’s a stable genius, but Wile E Coyote has been calling himself a genius for decades #SaturdayMorning
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Popcorn is really expensive #ThingsILearnedFromTheMovies
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Here’s how the #BorderWall got blown down
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Storks no longer deliver babies ever since Amazon Prime came along #FakeBabyFacts
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Thesaurus was the first dinosaur to become extinct #FakeDinosaurFacts
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#IfThe70sHadTwitter 3 local channels and chill?
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#IfTheWorldHadNoMen who’d kill all the spiders?
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You have to change your shoes and put on a sweater when you get home #ThingsILearnedFromMrRogers
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Meanwhile out in the Atlantic Ocean not far from the Bahamas #Dorian2019
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Wizard of Oz: Women willing to kill each other over a pair of shoes #DescribeAMovieBadly
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I-26 in South Carolina
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How to use their blinkers #ThingsPeopleShouldKnow
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Teach your kids to get ready for school like Jane Jetson, it's a lot faster #AdviceForBackToSchool
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The Empire Strikes Back to the Future #PutStarWarsInOtherFilms
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The Kardashian’s #ThingsIWouldBan
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#ImNeverGoingTo understand why meteorologists study weather and not meteors
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The ATM breaks out in hysterical laughter when you insert your card #SignsYoureLowOnFunds
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Does #MeganRapinoe know what she’s passing up?
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Where Julian Edelman got his inspiration for getting on top of a car. The Patriot Way
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@WashTimes Also known as cheating
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When Wilbur Ross explains how the China tariffs were delayed to benefit consumers
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Ignore arbitrary numerical restrictions #BetterYourselfIn3Words
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#IfPizzaDidntExist what food would everyone argue about putting pineapple on?
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When they tell you at the retirement home dinner will be served at 4:45 instead of the scheduled 4:30 time #PelosiMeltdown
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Things I learned today: 1) There’s a Prime Minister of Sweden 2) He’s talented 3) There’s a rapper named A$AP Rocky 4) Kanye West has a friend
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Would you like fries with that? #ThingsIAlwaysSayYesTo
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@HillaryClinton @looseboots5678 Dear Mrs Clinton, Please go away. Regards, America
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I'm Adam West is the only real Batman old #MyAgeInAPhrase
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#WayBackInThe80s MTV showed music videos
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Evacuations have already started due to Tropical Storm Gordon
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Rocky Road Kill #BadIceCreamFlavours
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When covfefe is trending but it’s the name of a racehorse
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Fatman: Batman cancels his gym membership and becomes an obese middle aged man #OneLetterPlotTwists
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You want to hear “Every Breath You Take” #BadReasonsToCallThePolice
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When Kevin McCarthy accuses Scott Pelley of adding a word when he clearly didn’t #60Minutes
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Come up with new ways to torment dogs #WhatCatsDoWhileWeSleep
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Were you in the Thriller video? #StupidQuestionsForZombies
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What's Uranus like? #ThingsNotToSayToAnAlien
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Must contain zero letters and zero numbers #OddPasswordRequirements
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