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Brad_Deuster

@Brad_Deuster

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yeah, its a dancing banana..because we should all lighten up and laugh..peanut butter jelly time!

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3 years
@MadiDurham @reddhotriot Blink twice if you’re in trouble, kids
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4 years
@MattNegrin @sarahcpr As a mail carrier, let me remind folks..mark the info down of where you’re sending the ballot..city hall etc and the phone number. If you forget to have a witness sign it or you goof something up, YOU CAN CONTACT THEM AND CORRECT IT..don’t fill outside the oval etc..be smart
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1 year
@LovecleFrank @LadyJayPersists 😂 Frank with his pretty little blue striped flag is lecturing others
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3 years
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3 years
@alllllirae Yay!!! Leave that spot to someone more deserving
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3 years
@THEEBLACKHOTTIE That’s awesome!! As a mail carrier, I CRINGE when I deliver diplomas in thin cardboard mailers..people deserve better for what they paid
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4 years
@tmorello @BREW_MATHs I doubt Scott knows what of the lyrics even mean
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20 days
@sebastianbaughh @YankeeWRLD Steven Taylor is from Florida..show him some love lol
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4 years
@megynkelly @Austan_Goolsbee You’re out of your mind. NO President in my lifetime brought out the White Supremicists like this guy. This is my town. Know what those symbols are on the sign? It’s time to care about the environment and world again also. Pound sand, Meg
Tweet media one
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8 years
@KaelaCarpenter did I miss the apology in there? Like your hubbys kicks..your statement sailed wide right
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5 years
@KaitMarieox You’re aiming to be #1 on here..but right now, you’re currently (wait for it.....) #2 #PoopGirl
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1 year
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4 years
@mikeroman That isn’t true....stop it...recording someone who is submitting or dropping off a ballot is more of an offense...
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4 years
@MeghanMcCain ...who tanked your dads chance to be President
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5 years
@billyeichner In the early 90s, EVERYONE followed him...slowly down the 405
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3 years
@CDCarter13 @LateRoundQB That eye is so lazy that it collects unemployment
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@buddysmith03 @tamisawyer @uofmemphis Wasn’t a mob, Buddy boy It was a calm group of students who won’t tolerate your 💩 or Kyle’s
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6 years
@lizzy_bee2 @LeeBothwick @MeghanMcCain Not I..she’s a phony..only has a voice because of who her dad is..if her dad wasn’t John MCCain, she would be working at a mall, and doing poorly
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@Brad_Deuster
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8 years
@KDsBricktown is it ok if I wait in line for 2 hours before making a decision? When you take my order, I'll just leave for Popeyes
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2 months
@nlkolikof @Thomas_Carrieri They moved it during Covid
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3 years
@IfBarack @GovMikeHuckabee @BethMooreLPM I reported it..words and actions have consequences..
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@emilysears @TheJobfather__ 245? What happens when you tip it over? Is that why the random tears? I’m getting it now
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3 years
@CharlesWoodson @richeisen As a GB resident, I’m annually annoyed by outsiders who try to mislead about the weather..it’ll be 29, not a flake and the field is heated..we will let you all know when it’s BAD (giants nfc title game)
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8 years
@tholland73169 @chrissyteigen 1000s of people also show up for the circus..
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4 years
@RickYoung_ATL @peter_king Sports and politics have always mixed..you just haven’t noticed
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4 years
@scrapinearth @RexChapman As a mail carrier since 07, I’ve had moments in my regular car where I wanted to open my passenger door and get in after fueling..I’m like, whoa..I’m tired..let me touch the window and play it cool..I meant to go this way
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@NHLBlackhawks Sounds like a 4-2 loss
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4 years
@jrvan07 @BoldStatePod @SportsCenter @AZCardinals He avoided traffic..He rolled out to the left..got his feet into position and heaved a perfect pass... unless that WASN’T Murray?
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3 years
@sashakalra All of those lines on the field and he resisted the urge to try and snort one
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3 years
@trilag @JennieEmCeeQ @AlexSimpson330 @MrKamp @cindymclennan I bet the kids enjoyed the 90 minutes of freedom
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3 years
@bopinion And how easily duped the media can be at times
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1 year
@DavidBakhtiari When did Aaron become so kooky? Was it the shrooms?
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4 years
@yeupitsmegabe @MeghanMcCain @bdomenech ”I’m O KKK with my husband”
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@emilysears @TheJobfather__ Men should pay for ALL dates until she insists on paying.
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4 years
@notcapnamerica Who has no problem using her credit card online, but is afraid of Carl the manager, who just simply wants her to go home ASAP
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8 years
@MikeAllen_47 @TheEllenShow racist? Are you insane?
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8 months
@BrianY1280 @minakimes You were wondering why you were watching a certain show? Do you have a lot of conversations with yourself?
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8 years
@BIrvin_WVU11 agreed!! Wait..YOU left Seattle :(
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5 years
@Penguins622 @ericsports Corrected for you 1. Rodgers- 6 other teams in nfc better than his 5. Stafford- see #1
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4 years
@luv2fish14 @CNN Climate change
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@wdm8888 @artvandelay770 @TommyBeer Because some of us aren’t weirdos?
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4 years
@NickKyrgios Even if they tested negative today, those guys should get tested again in a week or 2..takes awhile sometimes for it to set in
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@richeisen @nflnetwork Only thing surprising is that he’s still the head coach of an nfl team
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8 years
@secupp unemployment?
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6 years
@PhinsBoltsLAL @RapSheet The way the others drafted, I’m not surprised
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3 years
@aliberk65 @GregAbbott_TX @MLB He canceled his own residents during the ice storm
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4 years
@JeffVeillette @HLundqvist30 Who has the first half, David Ayers?
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4 years
@BrianKempGA You need to wash your hands twice as often, consider all of the blood that is on them.... rough legacy, dude
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@Dylan_Sandas @JayCuda You shouldn’t claim the Jets or giants either (not that you would)
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3 years
@LMBD1418 A man walked into a bar carrying asphalt..he said to the bartender, I’ll have a beer..and (pointing to the asphalt), I’ll also have 1 for the road
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@thenickoftime90 @LauraLoomer We aren’t wrong…she has long term Covid
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5 years
@ElleOriole @JoseCanseco @EutawStReport Let’s eat, Grandma! Let’s eat Grandma....
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5 years
@minakimes Okie dokie
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@MrFoo33 @MeaghanMooney1 @Target Those are the same people who go to an airport and scream at people behind the desk..i don’t care if there’s a storm somewhere, I need to fly NOW
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5 years
@BNightengale @leilarahimi #cardinals reported this first, since they hacked into the Astros computers and found out yesterday
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5 years
@chrissyteigen @bellamcphee @KimKardashian Kanye is hogging up her internet..give her a minute to catch up
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3 years
@obidoess Not only that, but $120? Is she driving an 18 wheeler?
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5 years
@ChrisSchiller3 @Vinny_Coyle64 @D_Mitch1986 @reporterchris @jprutherford Rask also gathered the puck in the 3rd and skated through the trapezoidal area with no call....the Blues who got hosed in game 3, and vs San Jose with a hand pass, won’t feel bad tonight
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3 years
@RexChapman In a world full of starving people, food snobs need to pushed into traffic
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4 years
@FirenzeMike @jimcramer Yes he did...he was running a build a mask campaign...you folks failed to pay attention
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@s_cudby @FriedgeHNIC Similar to the actual team lately
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@AshleneCharles @TheTennisLetter You didn’t want to play the race card Suuuuuure you didn’t You couldn’t wait to
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4 years
@RemyandLoud @RSherman_25 Revis gave up 2 in that super bowl
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@bigpackers4x @Bengals @budlight Don’t forget stealing Who Dey from the Saints Who dat?
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3 years
@EqualUnderLaw12 @ZekeJMiller Phone was busy because Kamala was calling Joe everyday to tell him that they did it 😂
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@missfacto @christress This was after..Celine can barely move and Taylor ripped that thing out of her hands 😂
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3 years
@MontereyJack3 @jackhenry32 @alexsimson @MKESZN He got taken for a ride…right off that curb
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3 years
@sarahcpr Her green dress basically created Google Images…maybe she doesn’t know that..bragging or not, Id list that also 😂
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4 years
@bgigglings @carlreiner I bet Tom Biden leaves the Patriots and goes to Dallas
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4 years
@CableThanos_ If we could cheat, we wouldn’t give up 500 yards per game..
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3 years
@RicoWorl Congrats!! I work at a PO on an #oneida reservation and trust me, these won’t be in stock a day..I’d just leave them out..gone by noon, I bet..and yes, I also see the typo, but since I am guilty of the most typos on Twitter, who am I to speak?
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3 years
@Liberty_Ann @TMZ But he’s also not far from an ICU bed..he’s no spring chicken
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@Savagee @BNONews @swaveyquis1 They said not many..they were given a warning to stay off… but there were workers fixing pot holes on the bridge..those are the folks that are missing…those are the trucks that people see
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3 years
@elm_111 @RightWingCope I can smell that photo from here..stale beer, tobacco stains, hat BO and regret
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@nbc15_madison Lots of pier pressure
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3 years
Just HOW GOOD was that #mets 30 for 30? Mercy..I loved every second..I was next door when the #buckner played happened..I live next to my childhood home..it was so good @jimmykimmel @TheCousinSal congrats to all..
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4 years
@sarahcpr And a quarter million are dead and it’s getting worse and his cult just shrugs their shoulders
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3 years
@BCottrell54 You’ve been signed to a 10 year blocked deal...time for a hobby
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5 years
@MeghanMcCain You knew what you were doing
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3 years
@Sensei_Sesu @Bease11 Is it? Because I go to a senior home every day and those folks CRIED when they got their shots. They can finally touch their loved ones. See them in person etc. Yet there are some uneducated souls who just don’t care about them or others
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@CarsonAK @julia_fractal @amosainger @NHLSeattle_ The Zamboni that looks like the dog from Dumb and Dumber
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3 years
@IHNYC3 @WillBrinson If people whine about that, they simply hate baseball
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5 years
@DanaSchwartzzz They weren’t lying when they said it was half off
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5 years
@oliviawilde Worst Piñata, ever
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4 years
@sarahcpr My state is full of hillbilly idiots..this is why we have been critical code red for Covid since July..I’m not so sure they know HOW to wear a mask
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6 years
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@innocentfernie_ @Ken_Rosenthal Doesn’t matter what second place teams think
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