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I have an employee whose done great work for 3+ years, and his job is not easy. One year he was coming in short in a lot of ways. I've told him what would happen if he came up short at the end of the year multiple times, but there was no change in his behavior. I finally sat

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$250k - $350k/yr is a dangerous spot. You don’t have enough to get everything you want, but you have enough to be comfortable. It makes it difficult to burn the midnight oil.

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Overheard in a coffee shop Daughter (30s): I'm in much better shape than I used to be, it just seems like I get less attention than I used to. Mother (50s): Wait until you hit 50, then you become completely invisible. Daughter: 😲🤯 I couldn't write copy like that.

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How to demand test an eCommerce Product: Order the product off Amazon. Setup a Shopify Store. Make some some content and see if you can sell it. Fulfill through Amazon as a gift until you've sold 10. (Even if you lose money) If you can't sell 10, pick a different product.

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Eavesdropping is one of my favorite past times. Stranger #1 : I've decided to cut sugars out of my diet. Stranger #2 : Yeah, I don't eat fruit anymore because too much sugar. Stranger #1 : Sometimes I have a banana or some strawberries, but I'm trying to cut them out.

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1 year

Athletic Greens used to be an affiliate offer in 2011.

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@BowtiedJester What about brands like AG though? VC backed, but very clear marketing and seem to be doing v well

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Friends just bought a house in a tier 2 city. He makes $300k/yr in Tech with a W2. She makes $120k/yr and her Etsy business did $100k/yr in profit. Bank of Mom & Dad put down 20% on a $1.3M house. He pays the mortgage, banks $100k/yr and after taxes they live off the

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Friend makes $200k a year as a sales engineer and is trying to get to financial independence by cutting down on his expenses. Namely the $10k a year he spends on concerts with his wife. There is no way around it. Without WiFi Money you aren’t going to make it. #ecom

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My chess coach is a top 200 GM. My rowing coach is 15 years older than me and can out kick me in a 2k. My eCom coach did 10x the revenue I did this year with the same number of employees. There is no honor in figuring it out on your own. It's just the long way.

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Almost everything I care about doing well in... I get a private coach who often has decades experience & success on me in that field Business, copywriting, BJJ, strength, poker, etc. I don't always keep coach forever, but: Never regretted any $ spent on a good coach. Lesson.

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I met an 18 year old kid from Azerbaijan playing on who mentioned he was going to start an eCommerce store in 2020. Yesterday he told me he did $14M last year. The internet doesn't care about: Your age. Your gender. Or what country you are from.

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Friends bring their kid over to my house. Kid opens the fridge. Kid: Are you rich? Jester: I don't think so. Why do you think I'm rich? Kid: Because you have mangos and kiwis and blue berries and cherries. We never get those. It's good to be rich.

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2 years

The most frequent question I get is some version of “what is possible?”. I’m always hesitant to answer. Here is the truth. After 15 years of being an affiliate, running an agency and working in leadership at some 8 and 9 figure dtc brands, this is what is possible.

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They never say anything about this, so I feel compelled to. Truly, its a been a masterclass if you’ve been paying attention. Well done.

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2 years

The people I've seen who are "dumber", but execute like no tomorrow Are almost always more successful than the people who are "smarter", but execute a lot slower. Smart people are great at talking themselves out of good decisions.

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2 years

Tell a man you noticed the hard work he put in to get the outcome he wanted. He’ll be your friend for life.

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2 years

Always have atleast 1 bank account with a small local bank and a banker who knows you by name. Check in from time to time and always give him the opportunity to beat rates on loans. You'll be surprised.

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I made it 67 days into 2023 without an alcoholic beverage. I'm currently splitting a bottle of wine with a 71 year old Italian man and having a steak at 10 am after we inked a deal for business his kids have no interest in. I could've said no. I didn't. I'm ok with that.

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Either me or someone I know is doing $50k+/month in revenue in the following niches: Print on Demand Socks Sex Chocolate Ethnic Hair Care Hair Accessories Ethnic Skincare Tesla Accessories Plushies Massage Guns Home Office Accessories Sleep Accessories Home Storage Garden

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Girlfriend wants to brush her teeth after dinner and finds my toothpaste tablets. Toothpaste tablets leads her on an internet sleuthing mission to figure out what they are. After some internet research she says nano hydroxyapatite sounds like a no brainer and asks how I found

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2 years

I truly believe most of success is just showing up consistently for a prolonged period of time.

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1 year

Am I the only one who thinks 👍 comes with a hint of fuck off?

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2 years

My home address was listed on a store for about 80k orders. The address associated with my LLC was my home address for another 50k. 6 people I know of showed up to my house. Even though nothing crazy every happened, its just not worth it. PSA - Get another address.

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@BowtiedJester

1 year

"Don't ever sleep with a woman unless you're ready to have a daughter exactly like her." -Grandmother

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3 months ago I bought a keyboard and an online course. I've been regularly practicing 2 or 3 days a week since then. Yesterday I paid for my first in person piano lesson. I learned more in that hour than I have in 3 months. I am an idiot. Don't be like Jester.

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My home address was listed on a store for about 80k orders. The address associated with my LLC was my home address for another 50k. 6 people I know of showed up to my house. Even though nothing crazy every happened, its just not worth it. PSA - Get another address

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2 years

Zero to 1 is the hardest my friend. Now the world is yours.

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@BowtiedJester

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9:14 am - i get shown ad for product 9:36 am - decide to test product 1:35 pm - ads planned out on napkin 4:15 pm - product arrives at my house 5:45 pm - 2 video ads and pictures have been shot 7:15 pm - ads uploaded 8:05 am the next day - first sale You’d be a lot more

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2 years

The Levels from Noob to eCom Success [Thread] Everyone goes through similar phases, and everyone started in the exact same place - knowing absolutely nothing. Here are the phases as I see them. Maybe you can relate to a particular level or 2.

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@BowTiedBull was once a Asperger-y Narcoleptic who was a trash student that had impulse control problems. I'm still the same Asperger-y Narcoleptic, but 15% body fat, who speaks 2 languages, and has built a Wifi-Money empire. You changed my life.

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1 year

The more i look around, the more i believe consistent effort across 6 months will put you in the top 10% of anything. Probably the top 1%. The people who you admire, however, are not in the top 1%. They aren’t 1 in 1,000 or 1 in 10,000. They’re 1 in million. Or 1 in 100

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

After some heavy negotiating with said kid, I talked him into letting me out his product. This is what $10k/day looks like. And it is real dumb.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

He's back. He's my youngest student. He's still dropshipping after a brief stint trying to "build a brand". He still refuses to pay for traffic. #TikTokOrganic #HappyNewYear

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

Nothing has made me more money than getting strangers to argue in the comments of my ads on the internet.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

I hear the Shopify ding in the wild, and congratulate the man in his early 20s doing the happy dance. He says thank you and asks how my sales are doing. I show him. His jaw drops, and he promises that one day he'll get where I am. I say "I know" and smile, then walk off.

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Selling my first security system was a complete fluke. Turns out there were two home invasions in her neighborhood that week so she said yes so fast. Quick check of the local PD website, and home invasions were public record. After that, selling got a lot easier. 😈

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

Got a few questions about this, and there isn't a ton of content on the flip in the 6 figure range. This is as good a time as any. /a thread on the flip

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@BowtiedJester

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@tahmmygiovanni Bought at $400k, sold for ~$2M in a little more than 3 years. Also bought at $700k and still sitting on it. Probably worth ~$4M?

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As a man, it will be impossible to convince TikTok you browse like a 45 year old woman. Because you're not a 45 year old woman. I reimburse 3 - 45+ women up to $500 worth of their physical products purchases on TikTok a month as long as they send me the ads. #thankscraigslist

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He's back. He's my youngest student. He's still dropshipping after a brief stint trying to "build a brand". He still refuses to pay for traffic. #TikTokOrganic #HappyNewYear

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

The sooner you understand that your "great idea" isn't the difference between success and failure, and your ability to execute and solve problems is, the sooner you can start moving forward.

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1 year

Nothing hits like paying your tax bill and realizing you worked 3 months this year for free.

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@BowtiedJester

1 year

A month ago I got a text message. A perfectly healthy, 30 something year old friend was diagnosed with cancer. Today he called me to tell me that he's in good spirits because people in his position have a 45% chance of pulling through. You have less time than you think you do.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

Selling to men is a waste of time unless it’s related to getting laid. Women are better customers. Especially older ones.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

80% of my VAs are related. They are waayyyy harder on each other than I could ever be. “My cousin says internet is out on her island but I have a friend on that island and she says internet is fine. Should we fire her?” 🤯

BowTiedMahi | Arbitrage Chad

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Top performing VA asks me "Can you hire my sister, I will teach her everything I know" 💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸

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If I had the ability to go back in time, I'd do everything in my power to avoid selling supplements. I'd train my brain to recognize consumable products outside of the supplement space. Specifically ones that are associated with some sort of device that has a high perceived

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@BowtiedJester

1 year

It took me 69 products to find a winner. Took someone else 101. Took someone else 7. If this is your 2nd and you're thinking about giving up, don't. Keep Going.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

I paid a mom content creator ~$100 for some "how to" videos for a jade roller and some b-roll. Her content was mediocre, but she also submitted some video of her running the jade roller down the baby's face and the baby giggling hysterically. 4M views and $15,000 in sales. 💰

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

I live in a condo building with a hundred units. This morning I picked up a box from the mailroom and saw not one but 2 boxes from my brand. Let’s go!

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

First internet money I ever made was selling an ebook called Double Your Dating by David DeAngelo. It cost $20 to the customer and it paid out $20 to the affiliate. I thought I had found some glitch. I just didn't understand yet. Backend was $2k workshops.

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@BowtiedJester

1 year

I've bought from these DTC companies: True Classic Tees Snow LifeBoost Coffee Magic Spoon Squatty Potty Obvi Tushy Manscaped Haus Daily Harvest Black Rifle Coffee Bee Keepers Natural Seed Probiotics Nobs Study whats working.

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When Facebook only had ads on the right hand column, I ran a ClickBank offer for a fitness product. That day I spent $2k and made $10k. On a chromebook. In the public library. Giggling and Mashing F5. I'm definitely part of the reason FB doesn't allow before/after pictures.

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1 year

$31k profit in 6 weeks for Mother's Day. All organic, just TikTok. And he has a full time blue collar job, so he can't do any of this during work hours. He just saw a tweet and decided to do something.

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@BowtiedJester

1 year

95% Organic TikTok Traffic All Mother's Day related I just pointed him in the right direction. The rest of it was all him.

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Human's over estimate what can be done in a day, and grossly under estimate what can be done in a year. This is what can be done in a year. Congrats man. You are maybe the most annoying person I've ever had the pleasure of engaging with on a regular basis. You're also a

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@BowtiedJester

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You know what people want. You don’t want to do it because its a pain in the ass. Here is your sign to do it. Tomorrow, I begin the process of launching an ecom product for less than $500.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

It's not the algorithm. You're not shadowbanned. Your content just sucks.

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@BowtiedJester

10 months

Protect your momentum at all costs. It’s more important than you know.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

"You have to have a plan and you have to spend every waking hour outside of whatever shit job you do planning your escape. You have to do it like your life depends on it. Like you’re trying to save the world. The consequences of not doing that are horrific."

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

Pick a thing. Do the work. Get the life you want. It’s not that complicated.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

How much do you spend on paid traffic testing a new product? 3x Breakeven Point Breakeven Point = (Sale Price) - (Product Cost) If you don't get a sale at that point, back to the drawing board. Do not keep spending. Stories about $1500 in spend and 1 sale for $40 break my

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@BowtiedJester

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We always start the journey thinking that there is something magic about starting and running a business. Really, its just making a todo list and crossing everything off of it consistently for a long time. The magic is just being crazy enough to continue to do it.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

The two students I have who have been the most successful by far are a 20 year old kid from the UK who will test anything and a 48 year old stay at home mom. Give me a great excuse. Go ahead. I'll wait.

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@BowtiedJester

1 year

It's not saturated, you're just not good at it.

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@BowtiedJester

1 year

PSA to all the men out there: As long as you’re willing to roll up your sleeves and put on fake nails to make ugc, you’re more than welcome to start a women’s jewelry brand.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

You know wants cool? A boring business in a niche everyone avoids with healthy margins that doesn't require a Rocket Scientist or Gary Halbert to run smoothly.

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@BowtiedJester

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I truly believe right now is the best time in the history of the world to try and make it on the internet. If you can avoid the distractions and consistently put in the work for 6-12 months, you'll be ahead of almost everyone.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

I just called one of my top 1% customers by LTV to thank them for their most recent order. On the call she outlined 2 new angles that I had never thought of before. The more you do what no one else is willing to, the easier it is to win.

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2 years

Here is the quickest way to success: Find someone who has what you want. Do exactly what they tell you to do immediately, even if you still have questions. Go back to them and show them you did it and ask them what to do next. Do this for 6 months. Do not mix ideas.

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My grandmother is a God-Fearing Woman. She has tithed 10% of every paycheck she has ever gotten. I asked her if she tithes gross or net. She looked me like I was crazy and said "Gross, of course."

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1 year

Things that are even better than i imagined they would be: - Old Friends - First time your bank account breaks 6 figures - Getting out of debt - My Ninja Creami - Forgiving my parents - Getting into good shape - First eCom sale - Watching someone else get their first eCom sale

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

Overheard the two women talking in line ahead of me: “He grunted when he picked me up. No way I’m going on a second date.” Don’t skip leg day anon.

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@BowtiedJester

1 year

Currently TikTok is handing out massive discounts to customers while paying out vendors full price. And at the same time, prioritizing all content featuring products on TikTok shop. This is one of those moments in the future that people will talk about. Please do something.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

#bowtied first sale

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

@GrahamStephan Buy things that will outlive you. Didn’t understand until I got a peak into my dad’s portfolio. Boeing IBM Ford

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

I sold a store on Flippa for ~$80k in September. Since then he has let every single sale expire without capturing the payment. When I grow up I want to send someone $80k for a website, get bored, and forget about it. PS - He also never bothered to remove my access.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

Selling the 18 year old woman a vitamin c serum is difficult. Selling the 45 year old woman a vitamin c serum, is much easier. It's easier to sell someone a solution to a problem they already have, than it to sell some a solution to a problem they'll have in the future.

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@BowtiedJester

1 year

Success is more boring than you can imagine. Its doing the same things over and over again. Real Freedom is better than you can imagine. Its cancelling all your meetings so you can have a cup of coffee and a bagel with your dad overlooking the lake at 10 am on a Thursday.

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2 years

Internally we have a VA for every two employees. Why? It teaches junior team members how to delegate. It takes things that need to be done but can't/haven't been automated off employees plates. And it makes sure that everyone can write SOPs. For $200/month per person.

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2 years

The biggest mistake I made as a young affiliate was not enough networking. Say hi. Shake hands. Leave your house. Even if it doesn’t pay off immediately, it will eventually. I promise.

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@BowtiedJester

1 year

Hearing someone say "I was wrong" continues to be the clearest indicator of intelligence.

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2 years

It is completely possible to launch an ecommerce brand without doxxing yourself. Even if you are making all of the content. For a few hours every Sunday.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

You don’t need to do everything today. You just need to do something today. And do something the day after that. One day at a time. This will put you in the top 5% of your craft.

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Here is the difference between the people who are winning in a big way and the people who are losing: 1) Luck/Timing - Sometimes its just the right place and the right time for a product. And sometimes, its the wrong time. And even if you could make it work, that energy is

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2 years

8 figures gets you what you think 7 does.

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He responded. "Will sell it back at the same price you bought it for." I'll give you $8k. "How about $15k?" If you transfer ownership right now, I'll wire you $12k. *Transfers and sends me his bank details* I send him the wire and ask for confirmation. Is this real life?

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

@mindsovertime I sent him an email saying if he isn't going to do anything, he might as well give it back to me so I can take care of the customers. We'll see what he says. I'm also very curious as to what is going on.

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For wedding gifts, I've always just given my gift in money and refused to buy something on the registry. If we were close, I'd make a recommendation at what the medium should be. Some people took my recommendation and asked for cash. Some people went with my recommendation.

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Everything. - I don't want my business to hinge on Gary Halbert level copy. It shouldn't require a VSL or 3000 words. - The buyers market for supplement businesses is smaller because its seen as an icky industry. - Making content that does well for supplement businesses is

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@BowtiedJester what are your main issues with supplements?

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2 years

I've seen quite a few people make a ton of money with third party accessories for popular brands. Like Apple Watch Straps. Can you think of any others?

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Hot Take: If someone can say "I'm an idiot" or "Explain it to me like I'm an idiot", the chance of them succeeding goes waayyy up.

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It was never about the money. It's always been about the freedom.

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2 years

The only real metric of intelligence is getting what you what you want out of life.

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2 years

The master has failed more than the student has tried. I've test 170 products for ecom. 53 were successful. 5 were wildly profitable. How many have you tested?

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

There is no secret. Stop looking for it. The secret is doing all the shit you know you need to consistently for 6 months.

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@BowtiedJester

1 year

Last night I gave out 250 full size candy bars. Because "fun size" was always less fun. I know little Jester would be proud.

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@BowtiedJester

1 year

Just wrapped 4 weddings in 4 weeks. Number of Countries: 3 Number of times I got food poisoning: 1 Number old ladies I danced with that said some version of "If I was 20 years younger...": 6 So good to be home. Time to return to regularly scheduled eCom content.

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2 years

Unless you're running massive volume, spending time split testing things that will get you a 10% boost is a waste of time. What will get you a 200% boost? Things like changing the font aren't going to get you there.

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

It takes 2 .5 hours to setup a Shopify store and 2 days to get a product off Amazon. What’s your excuse?

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@BowtiedJester

2 years

It is easy to believe that everyone is crushing it and you're behind based on Social Media. That's just not true. The average person doesn't even show up. Don't be so hard on yourself.

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Bowtied Jester

@BowtiedJester

2 years

My cat does $50k/yr on TikTok. What's your excuse?

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Bowtied Jester

@BowtiedJester

1 year

Welcome to Affiliate Friday, where I tell stories about the things I did as a greyhat affiliate. This particular story starts in 2012. I remember this, and can check, because it coordinates with the beginning of a series of international events. Those events were data breaches.

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Bowtied Jester

@BowtiedJester

2 years

The problem with many humans, myself included, is that once you fall off the path a part of you thinks you can't get back on. Nothing can be further from the truth. Suck it up. Put down the donut/turn off netflix/pour out the beer And get back to work. Now.

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Bowtied Jester

@BowtiedJester

10 months

My grandmother has given me a check for $15 every year on Christmas since i was born. It’s the only check i cash all year. One year i “forgot”, and she asked me if her money wasn’t good enough for me. ***cashing check now***

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Bowtied Jester

@BowtiedJester

1 year

Direct Response Marketing to make the brand profitable. Brand Marketing to make the brand exitable.

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