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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

1 year

Most of the questions my followers have already have posts written about them. If you're interested in WiFi Money, this thread is for you. Bookmark this thread or read from the beginning on my Substack & website.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

If I was 25, I'd only focus on 2 things 1. Growing a social media following (video). 5 phones with 25 different Insta, TikTok, and Shorts accounts. 2. Stay up to date on every AI tool imaginable and learn how to use them together to create things that no one tool could do.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

Why buy a course on how to build a website? I'm giving it away for free in an easy format. This is step #1 for: - Lead Gen - Affiliate Marketing - Wifi Money Retweet + Like + Comment "Send" and I'll send you the link. (Follow so I can DM you)

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

"You don't understand how busy I am. I don't have time" - Sell your TV - Sell your Xbox, PlayStation, whatever - Cancel your Netflix, Hulu, Cable, etc - Delete every app off of your phone that isn’t related to work or running your life - Cut out all of your “hobbies” that aren’t

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

3 years

Stop picking the wrong platform for your website. I've laid it all out here.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

"I got promoted with a $20k raise!" Congrats. So that's $14k after taxes. $4k after inflation... So you have $300 a month more buying power this year?

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

“Why don’t you hire an American” Well. Here’s what I can get for $4/h. 130 IQ, Engineering degree, not entitled, works whatever hours I need Here’s what I get in the US for $30/h. 105 IQ, history degree, entitled, won’t answer my calls after 5PM Did I mention the tax benefits?

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

I've noticed a weird thing from people at my gym/sauna. People that could easily afford a home gym/sauna don't build one because that's their only escape from their home office and solitude.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

10 months

I have a stupid fucking board that I refuse to erase. I’m not even sure I can anymore without ego death or complete success. Written in 2014, when I still didn’t understand why cut off jeans weren’t acceptable in “normal society”. I locked it in storage for 6 years while I

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

When I had my first kid, I was a lost 25 y/o making $54,500 a year working 50-60 hours a week at my job. With a baby and stay at home mom to support. How is it that all of these single 20 something’s don’t have the money or time for anything?

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Make yourself better. Period. - Fix your teeth - Fix your body composition - Fix your emotions - Fix your finances - Fix or abandon your relationships - Fix your outlook You do that and your whole world will change.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

This next 3-6 months, you'll see companies lay people off. Not because the need to... When everybody else is doing it, it's a great excuse to trim some fat.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Want a roadmap to start? 1. Go to 2. Filter on content businesses less than 2 years old with decent revenue 3. Reverse engineer their KW strategy, post cadence, links, monetization, etc. 4. Do that to 5 businesses 5. Build something with similar strategy

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

I took this time to "figure out who I was" and "what I wanted to do with my life" I succeeded but. Giant. Waste. Of. Time.

BowTiedBull - Read Pinned Tweet or NGMI

@BowTiedBull

2 years

Age 20-28 or so you should be absolutely solely focused on getting rich. Reading about money, learning how to make it, learning how to protect it, learning about new businesses, creating new businesses etc. By the time you're 30 compounding does the work for you

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

10 months

Customer Service will make you heart black. You see first hand how horrible, cheap, and petty so much of the population is.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

You have. A few short years. Before your job is automated away. A few short years. To stand up a business. Before you and your family end up on UBI forever.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

3 years

Today's *free* post outlines step by step what you should read and action on in order to build out your WiFi money. Literally step by step. No excuses.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

You do realize there's literal decamillionaires and billionaires on this app for you to learn from that have less than 10k followers. And instead. You're taking your advice from an 18 y/o that took a $500 course on how to get rich by teaching others to get rich...

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

I worked in ecom for 100+ years and earned quadrillions of $$$ for my clients I just spent 10 weeks putting my best 420 tips into a single checklist I usually sell it for $1B, but you can get it for FREE Just RT and reply “bro” and I’ll DM you the link (Must be following me)

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

"Starting a website is hard!" (No it's not) Here's how you do it - In less than an hour - For less than $50 - In 5 steps👇

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

10 months

If you’re worried about being canceled and losing your job, there’s 3 solutions. 1. Start a business 2. Work for a company that not only aligns with your values but does it relentlessly 3. Live a live of quiet desperation where you’re tip toeing around everything you say and do

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

THE WORLD IS ENDING!! (No it's not) While doomer mentality may make your dopamine spike, it's not good for your long term finances. Here's what you need to do to capitalize on the next 18 months. And why times like these are the best time to make the most money.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

9 months

Almost 100 years ago, it took 5 years to build the Hoover Dam. Now it takes 7 years to build an airport terminal. Either humans have become infinitely dumber or maybe. Just maybe. Society becomes ineffective when bureaucracies run the world. You’ve been trained in a

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

You'll learn more *applicable knowledge* investing in 5 Substacks at $50 a month than you will getting 3 college degrees across various major. The below knowledge will make you more money than a finance, business, and digital marketing degree combined. By far.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

I just spent the evening drinking whiskey with what I can only describe as a professional deal maker. Here’s what I learned looking back on our conversations.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

You can literally do whatever you want in life. Remember: - It's not really illegal if it's only a fine (parking, etc) - Most people won't stop you once you've gained momentum - Weird looks or judgement in the beginning shouldn't deter you

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

WiFi Money The cheat code in life that you didn't realize you need. Here's why it's so important.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

A few years ago, I hit my breaking point in terms of WiFi money. It was the moment I knew I needed to create something. Anything. To never feel that way again. It led to me abandoning my friend in South America and holed up in my apartment in panic.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

You probably have 30-60 years left to live It takes 3-6 years of real grinding & action to start a business and become completely free. 10% of your life sacrificing Netflix and whatever else you waste your time on to be able to do almost anything you want for the other 90%

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

7 months

Every time I’m at the airport, I’m reminded just how much our taxes are just a jobs program for useless people.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

10 months

Step #1 to living the life that you want is to stop lying to yourself. Most won’t get past this to get to step #2 . Step #2 is to get really pissed off at yourself for getting yourself in the position you’re in. Most that get to step #2 go back to step #1 and start lying to

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Dec 22nd to Jan 2nd is the greatest time of the year. You can "work" while everyone's taking vacation and then use this time to build your side business.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

You should constantly have people telling you, or looking at you like, you’re intense. In work, in the gym, etc. Only way to live.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

3 years

If you ever plan to grow a digital business to any substantial size. This is the most important tweet you’ll probably never read. Two things are imperative to know when scaling an online business. 1. Incentives 2. Attribution 👇

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

I truly don't understand people who use Airbnbs regularly. Hotels are generally cheaper, nicer, less rules, and more amenities. Unless you're going high end house/condo, I don't understand the value prop.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

Give me an American with 100 IQ willing to do exactly what I say and I’ll have them making 6 figures in less than 2 years without exception.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

When the balance gets really large in a few years, I’m going to rug her. That’s when she’ll learn about proper due diligence on her investments.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

5 months

One of the biggest mistakes I made for years was thinking I needed to "invent" something. It didn't help that I was a trained mechanical engineer that had this thought beat into me during education. You don't need to invent anything. You need to: 1. Make something slightly

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Talked to a mortgage broker tonight. Guys. He’s 100% sure there won’t be a downturn in housing.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

"Don't work so hard bro! Live your life!" I'll do that in a few years when you're being told to stay late at the office and miss your kid's basketball game.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

3 years

Alright. So you want (actually need) to start an online business. There’s four revenue models that a first timer is left with taking. 1. E-commerce 2. Affiliate 3. Display 4. Newsletter I’m obviously leaving out a lot of models because they’re less suited for the beginner.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

If you grew up in poverty, you know it’s suffocating. Feels like there’s no way out. There is. But it requires you abandoning almost everything and everyone you know.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

My DoorDash driver driving a BMW while I'm driving a hyundai pretty much sums up everything you need to know about the world.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

3 years

Here’s the first guide for the @BowTiedJungle If you can’t follow this and just start. NMGI

The Basics of Your First Website - BowTied Opossum

The basics of building your first website and second income stream. Everything you need to know to get started.

bowtiedopossum.com

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

10 months

I’ve tried the FIRE strategy I’ve tried the trading strategy I’ve tried the drop shipping strategy I’ve tried the climb the corporate ladder strategy All dumb Nothing compares to “build an actual business strategy” Inb4 “so & so got rich with it” But did you?

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

9 months

You can only have 1, maybe 2, real goals in your life at any one time. Everything else has to go on maintenance mode. There’s just not enough time, energy, or brainpower. When weight gain was my goal, I would gain 20lbs in 3 months, but the rest of my life was shit. Focus on

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@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

The average person doesn't have an entrepreneurial bone in their body. I personally blame our education system. I didn't even realize that businesses could be created until I was like 19. I just stupidly thought they "existed". Why is this important? Because you now know that

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

If you were to be given $100k to start *any* business. What would it be? Caveat: If you fail or don’t succeed in a $100k income within a year, you’re regulated to Corporate America forever. You can never try again.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

If you have a new Shopify store, go download the Google Shopping app now. Then create and connect your account to Google Merchant Center. Allows you to push your products to free shopping listings Also needed to run Product Listing Ads in Google Ads.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

9 months

If you’re graduating college and trying to figure out what job is going to be best for WiFi money, I’m solid in this stance. Don’t get a high prestige job that trains you to be a robot. Don’t get a low effort job that you learn nothing from. Get a job in ecom/marketing at a

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

10 months

Engineering is touted as a high paying career. I make more money as an Opossum than I did as an engineer I make more money as a consultant than I did as an engineer I make more money running an ecom business than I did as an engineer That’s everything you need to know…

Jarek Lewis

@jarrylew

10 months

I make more money from buying and selling sealed boxes of plastic than I did as an aerospace engineer. Making money online may be hard, but it sure as hell isn't complicated.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

3 years

Roughly 6 months before the Jungle started, I tried to start an anon account similar to this one. The lack of initial traction left me defeated and I stopped posting. I hope you realize how much of a springboard the Jungle is for literally ANYTHING you want to do.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

1 - Ideate product 2 - Build website 3 - Test demand 4 - Setup company 5 - Contract manufacturer 6 - Contract 3PL 7 - Market product ( #3 ) 8 - Figure out the rest as you go

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

If you're a parent with a 2 earner income, here's the 5 goals you should be shooting for. 1. $1k/month wifi money 2. Hiring VA(s) to take work off your plate wifi money 3. "Fuck you, fire me, idk" wifi money 4. Retire the wife wifi money 5. "I quit" wifi money

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

3-6 months of dedicated work puts you in the top 10% of almost anything. You can become "good" in a ton of things in life with a lot less effort than you think. Most people don't try at anything in life so it's relatively easy.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

If you are a childless 20 something, you have life on easy mode. You don't understand how much free time you have to start a business.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

8 months

The benefit of getting a ton of experience and realizing that 95% of people in *any* field are unimpressive people… Gives you a ton of confidence in your own decision making process and sociopathic levels of confidence in your domain.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

"I don't believe WiFi Money is possible for me" It is. Here's how to make a couple hundred shekels and realize it's possible.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

If you really have no real savings and no direct skills to turn into a service business. All is not lost. Learn how to power wash, or seal concrete, or mow lawns, etc. Take you a few weeks to learn. Start a business around that.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

Yeah. Life’s hard. You’re going to fail a lot. You’re may have to fill out 500 applications and 30 interviews to get the job. You’re may have to try 5-10 businesses before 1 hits. Cry harder and quit OR keep trying until you succeed and go to the next challenge.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Walk around a mall and see how many people have given up on life. The only competition to break into the top 3% is whether you can force yourself to take action for years. Not how good you are at that action.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

If you don’t know at least two rednecks, you’re not living life to it’s fullest. This is financial advice.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

When I was younger, I used to read all of those “5 traits you must have to be successful” crap posts. If you’re young and impressionable, I’ll save you the time. It’s really simple. You must want something more than you want your distractions. That’s it.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

My literal goal is to have the best resource on the internet for beginners to learn to become competent in how digital businesses are built and ran. Not the most viral. The best. That’s not an exaggeration. That is my goal.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

You want to become an overnight success? Become a "loser" recluse for 3-5 years and do nothing but work. When you emerge from your dungeon, it'll feel like an overnight success to everyone but you.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

5 months

It was brought to my attention this morning that a certain brand ( @BetterBiom ) was featured in the notes section of Andrew Huberman's latest oral health podcast. What can we learn from this? Every brand owners dream is to get a shout out from a big named celebrity. It rarely

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@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

@BowTiedBull Between the sigh when CS was mentioned being the big gorilla and the nervous self soothing gestures after the question…not looking good…

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

11 months

If you have minimal competition, sales runs the company. If you have minimal real differentiation, marketing runs the company. If margins are small, operations runs the company. If none are true, product development runs the company.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

I worked in ecom for 100+ years and earned quadrillions of $$$ for my clients I just spent 10 weeks putting my best 420 tips into a single checklist I usually sell it for $1B, but you can get it for FREE Just RT and reply “bro” and I’ll DM you the link (Must be following me)

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

6 months

Please drop all Bowtied or Bowtied adjacent businesses in the comments. Website links. I feel like there’s a lot of products I haven’t tried. Friends pay full price.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

11 months

You Have To Retain Your Customers. Period. Non negotiable. Not up for debate. If you want to really grow, you can’t do that through churning and burning customers. The customer acquisition costs and reputational damage are just too high. Some businesses will top out at $10M a

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

I more than anyone understand that starting a business while working a demanding job (with a family) is hard. Really hard. Guess what? Nobody cares. Suck it up and figure out a way to make it work.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

Want to accelerate your SEO game and actually start ranking? Here's 26 things to study on a website to see why your competition is ranking and you're not.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

“Is this allowed” should never be your question. “What are the repercussions” is all that matters. Don’t ask permission in life. Do the risk reward calculation yourself.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

9 months

I keep mentally going back to the fact that it doesn’t matter how hard you work if you’re not playing the right game. The more I think about it, most people aren’t playing the right game. And that’s their real problem.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Still looking for a product to sell? Look for: - High margin - Cheap shipping (light) - Repeat purchases (ideally) - Customer base that can afford your product and not haggle on price - Not a commodity (can build a brand around it with a loyal base) - Crappy competition

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@BowTiedOpossum

9 months

Google just fully rolled out a feature that leads shoppers directly to your checkout via a "Buy now" button. If you're not setup with the Google & Youtube App like I told you to do, you're going to lose out on sales. The other 3 stores don't have a chance even though they're

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@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Roadmap to change your life 1. Get off of twitter/media/tv for 10-15 hours a day. You get 30m/day max 2. Workout/walk every day 3. Eat healthy whole foods 4. Stop drinking 5. Learn to meditate 6. No excuses to the above. Just do them. In 3-4 months, you'll be a changed person

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@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Perfect does not get you paid. Speed gets you paid.

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@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

Overeducated broke people are the some of the worst people on the planet.

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@BowTiedOpossum

7 months

Here's how you get good at anything. Whether building a business, your body, or a skill. 1. Try a bunch of stuff and figure out what works 2. Build a process & tweak it until it works really well 3. Ignore every shiny object 4. Do what works 10,000 times When it stops working,

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Things that have changed my life more than anything else. -WFH -Home office (even without WFH) -Kids -Meeting two random execs at a cigar bar (diff times) -Finding @BowTiedBull -Learning digital businesses -Military Notice how none of the "bad things" in life made the list?

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@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Harvard PHD and analyst at Google wrote these words. The bar of knowledge apparently can't get any lower than it already is. You'd think that with all of those credentials, you would have happened upon this little fact previously.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

9 months

The business world does not operate like you think it does. You're not going to learn most of it from some blog posts. A few examples. You're almost never going to sit on the board of directors of a company by having a pristine LinkedIn profile. These people are found through

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Gen Z and millennials are so soft that you have to include emojis and lols in every direct message so that their feelings don’t get hurt.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

As you get older, you realize how dumb the average person is. Once you start working out, you realize how out of shape the average person is. Once you start making decent money, you realize how fukt the average person is.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

People think about you less than you imagine. Everyone is self absorbed. Just go do things. Try. Fail. Try again. Rinse. Repeat. It's the only way to achieve anything worthwhile.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

11 months

You absolutely are disposable to your company. “They can’t afford to lose me” Everyone thinks that but it’s only true in about 1% of cases. You are not that 1%.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Do me and yourself a favor. Don't fucking quit. If you're having problems with growth, monetization, motivation, whatever... Just ask me or others in the community. Just don't fucking quit.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

All of these things are eventually going to happen. - Layoff - Realization that you should have started a business years ago - Hit the ceiling in your career - Despise your job There's a countdown to all of these in your life. You just can't see the clock.⌛️

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@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

I still see some of you trying to start an e-commerce store on WordPress instead of Shopify. Stop it

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@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

If you're pissed off at @gumroad for changing their prices... You have other options. Here's a few options that could save you thousands or tens of thousands of $$$ by moving away from Gumroad.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

Wife: “Babe. If you die, are people going to show up to your funeral in animal masks and bowties?”

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

There's only 2 acceptable ways to use this app. 1. Making money 2. Following less than 500 accounts and actioning on their advice to make money If you break either of those, you're just wasting time and your life.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Assume all of these things are going to happen. -Layoff -Realization that you should have started WiFi money years ago -Hit the ceiling in your career -Hate your job There's a clock counting down to all of these. You just can't see the clock. ⏳⌛️

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Physical Product -> Shopify Affiliate or Service Website -> WordPress Course -> Podia Digital Product -> ConvertKit Commerce Banned From Stripe -> Gumroad Email Newsletter -> Substack Paid Community -> Discord

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

1 year

In engineering school, we had to write down all of our assumptions before we could solve a problem. 1. It makes you question whether your assumptions are correct or not 2. It makes you realize that if you remove an assumptions, other possibilities open up This is life advice

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

11 months

Want to start a service business to get to your first $10k months? People have been seriously brainwashed by get rich quick influencers on social media. If you're starting a service business, you don't have to sell courses or do business on X. Lets make the ridiculous

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

Everyone likes to think of themselves at truly driven. Most people (95%) aren’t. You’ll continue to have this delusion until you see someone that’s truly obsessed and watch how they work.

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BowTiedOpossum | Ecommerce

@BowTiedOpossum

2 years

I love when college kids say stuff like “I just don’t have the time right now” Mf’er you literally have the most time you’ll ever have right now. Your schedule is completely free compared to what it’s about to be in a few years.

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