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BowTiedLawyer

@BowTiedLawyer

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Practicing Lawyer. Your degenerate lawyer. Persuasion | Trial Work | Crypto

Joined February 2021
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@BowTiedLawyer
BowTiedLawyer
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Alright, final check in on these goals from 2023. How'd I do? What should I shoot for next year?: 1. 750k Revenue ❌- topped out this year at $644k in revenue. Short 106k. Thought I was going to be able to resolve 4 more cases this year that would have got me over that $750k
@BowTiedLawyer
BowTiedLawyer
2 years
Big Goals for 2023: 1. $750k in rev for my law firm. 2. Buy family land. 3. Get database biz up and running.
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@BowTiedLawyer
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Here's my attempt at the DINK video. My family is SIMKs. Single Income. Multiple Kids. - I wake up at 4:15 everyday. I lift or cardio for 30-45 minutes. - My wife wakes up at 6:15 every day. She lifts or cardio until 7:00. She's also 9 months preggo - My 2 year old son wakes
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@BowTiedLawyer
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10 months
I have a guess as to what Broke's charges are based on this tweet. A BowTiedLawyer is here to assist, if needed. Hope you hired a trial lawyer, Broke. There's some good ones in your neck of the woods.
@BowTiedBroke
BowTiedBroke
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Been advised by my attorney that I can’t speak about my case. But, I do have permission to post some BowtiedBroke wisdom & you can read between the lines. As a father, your job is to ALWAYS protect your children from threat or harm. (Spent days in holding cell 167 in video)
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@BowTiedLawyer
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@Pablito_b666 If that’s stressful, It may be best you stay a pet parent
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@ascentovalhalla Couples that treat dogs/animals as human children. Physically/financially able to have children but choose pets instead
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2 years
Big Goals for 2023: 1. $750k in rev for my law firm. 2. Buy family land. 3. Get database biz up and running.
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9 months
@WestttCrypto Just recently discovered these people exist. Haven’t observed enough to say but early indications say they are up there with pet parents
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2 years
How much of the jungle is still out there? Have we lost some members?
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2 years
@BowTiedBull You rang?
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@BowTiedLawyer
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3 years
SHILL 🧵 but passing along because I've enjoyed getting involved with the project Recently made an investment in @Stacks NFT project: @BTCMonkeys . Some highlights: 1. 2500 Monkey supply- minted out in under 24 hours. (45 pre-mint, for giveaway, promotions, etc.)
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@BowTiedLawyer
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@lopp @ledgerstatus Funny how that works, ain’t it? Lawyers get paid first in bankruptcy.
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3 years
These are both strange hills to die on. Congress portfolios are public. Trials are public. ESPECIALLY jury trials Why would you block accounts that track either?
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Anthony Pompliano 🌪
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New Twitter CEO seems to be having a busy week.
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@BowTiedLawyer
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2 years
First $150k month. Bring on the taxes!
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3 years
Scammers are trying to infiltrate the @BowTiedJungle Jungle IQ too high to let this happen. Few.
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@BowTiedLawyer
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3 years
Paid off a student loan today. Feels good. Started at about 130k and have cut it in half in two years
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@BowTiedLawyer
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@capybara1701 Respect. I appreciate your hustle.
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3 years
Tip of the cap to @BowTiedBull and Triangle Investing. Long time reader. Added "Pet Lovers" section to my POD store, , started a new Google Ad Campaign, and traffic jumped 1,720%. 87/91 visits went to "Pet Lovers" page. Probably nothing.
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3 years
Your hero's journey is complete. Congratulations. You've reached the end of a long life. You not only lived in the @BowTiedJungle , but thrived. You took @BowTiedOx 's advice. You were jacked, disciplined, and a physical specimen.
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@BowTiedLawyer
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Biggest trial of my career (so far) in October. Commercial contract case with potential for a seven figure verdict and seven figure fee. By all accounts, one of the top defense lawyers in NE United States as opp. counsel. Formidable and polished. Playing on my home court, tho.
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3 years
Anyone got any interest in these things? I wont make you an author or movie producer, but I can help you kill it at parties and make you more interesting
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@BowTiedLawyer
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Had a rich uncle pass away 10+ years ago with a NW of $42 million (manufacturing and RE). Left all to wife/kids Biggest thing about him looking back is how he did not stop working. Even with video game money, he kept working. My guess is that most 8+ fig NW ppl are like him
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@BowTiedLawyer
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@BowTiedBull Best believe you’ll get a bill like they read all 80 tho. Trapped by the ole time for money exchange
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BowTiedLawyer
9 months
@EmilKiehne Some 🚩🚩🚩in the personal injury world: - “will you cut your fee?” - “I did my own investigation” - “this should be done in x months - “I didn’t hear from you last week”
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@BowTiedLawyer
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@BowTiedBull It’s a learned behavior. My parents have a scarcity belief system. I think the items you listed are common with Boomer parents. Millennials and Gen Z will need to put in work to overcome the conditioning.
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@BowTiedBull But ser, increasing at decreasing rate
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@WestttCrypto The only plants I will speak to are peppers. Yelling and cussing at them make them spicier.
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@BowTiedCaiman @XDays Add personal injury lawyer. Vast majority of cases settle. One eighteen wheeler death case and you’re there.
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2 years
@JoshuaLisec Typical nonfiction line: You must put in "the work." WTF is "the work"
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3 years
@SecretsOfCrypto How about get positive net worth? Student debt has me negative
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@BowTiedLawyer
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3 years
My bride wanted our crowned @BTCMonkeys on a hoodie and them team came through. Check out the custom hoodie and other monkey merch including the limited edition @ChampionUSA custom hoodie at:
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2 years
These little memories videos apple puts together with your photos hit. Had one today of my son from birth to today. 9 month old. Awfully dusty in my house right now. Eyes are watering it’s so dusty
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2 years
@BowTiedRanger That looks like Mega Mind
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3 years
Trial lawyers should/could be great copywriters: -ID objections before they happen -Tug at the emotional/reptilian side of people’s brains -Deliver clear and concise arguments -Develop sticky themes All there in trial work. Problem is most are better speaking than writing
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@BowTiedLawyer
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2 years
Law experts come in all shapes in sizes. Some common specialties: 1. Criminal Defense Lawyer 2. Transactional Lawyer 3. Probate Lawyer 4. Tax Lawyer 5. Insurance Defense Lawyer 6. Personal Injury Lawyer 7. IP Lawyer 8. Oil and Gas Lawyer 9. Civil Rights Lawyer 10. Divorce lawyer
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@1percentbtter We played before my son was born. Between my law firm taking off a good bit the last two years and trying to wrangle my two year old, it’s been tough to get out there
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3 years
@BowTiedBull Ramsey can get bent. Best selling keep people poor author out there
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2 years
The more I see in my field the more I feel like technology is a friend to progress but an enemy to greatness
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3 years
People think lawyers get paid to know the law. Half true. I get paid for reasoning/persuading better than other lawyers. AKA “Sales” You pay for my mind and the way I communicate. Universal skill.
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@BowTiedLawyer
BowTiedLawyer
1 year
@BowTiedBull Seems like a BowTied Directory would be in order. Site with descriptions of the account and the services/products/socials/newsletters/websites Good use of treasury funds would be to drive traffic to directory site.
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2 years
Wifi money just became an imperative at my house. Wife is going full time stay at home mom. Single income for the foreseeable future. LFG
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@LauraLynn209 Respect. I respect your hustle.
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8 months
Biggest difference between 1 and 2 kids is that there is no handoff. Merely a swapping of kids.
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@connectdotslove To confirm, I would not.
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BowTiedLawyer
3 years
I think everyone should learn to read case law. Not for the law part. Lawyers and judges have unique ways of drawing distinctions and picking apart arguments. Some of the reframes these judges do are impressive. Huge benefit for those who learned to do it
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@TDobridge We do alright. Appreciate the projection, though.
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8 months
Free game: Make sure your underinsured/uninsured motorist limits are at least $100,000 per incident and $300,000 per accident. Had a client that got hit by a car. Shattered ankle and cracked vertebrae. Multiple surgeries. At fault driver only had $25,000 in coverage. His
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3 years
@BowTiedOx @Ron4California Deep soy. Apartment. “LA Politics” Diabolical
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2 years
BowTieds vs. the Tate’s crew. What a way to end 2023.
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BowTiedLawyer
3 years
2. Follow this link and take care of this issue NOW:
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3 years
Has anyone seen what @garyvee is doing for NFT creators. Just found his stuff about two months ago, but seems to be a fantastic human
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3 years
@galaxyBTC I'm hoping it's violent. Officially out of dry powder
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@BarExamTutor They may as well be called Senior Associates. Have seen a shift away from “partner” and to “ shareholder”
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3 years
@dt_chain @BTCMonkeys , built on $stx.
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3 years
I’ve seen a girl double in size yoy
@BowTiedRobin
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Women don’t grow 300%+ yoy. Low ROI.
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2 years
Pet peeve: Hearing people toss around the word "Hearsay". Example: This is hearsay, but I heard that Meredith banged a supplier for outback steakhouse coupons. That's not Hearsay. That is a rumor.
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@realpeteyb123 “Your Dad’s Coffee”
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3 years
Wife sold a bunch of clothes out of her closet this week. She handed me a wod of cash and said put this in "ethereal" or what it is you've been buying #blessed
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@SadUceondaBeach I run my own law firm and I have been blessed with work.
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3 years
Had a baby recently. Starting a crypto fund for little man. He’s getting a few hundred in Christmas is trash tokens this year. Regular contributions in 2022 and beyond. “Son’s Name” Capital. Where would you start? @BowTiedJungle
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@Wake__Up__0 Your reality becomes what you focus on. If you focus on nightmares, you’ll live one. A prenup will take care of your other problem.
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3 years
@BowTiedPatriot @BowTiedKong @BowTiedSponge @BowTiedBobcat @BowTiedTurkey @AskForTaxAdvice @PatrickWStanley I would not get overly concerned. They have until mid terms to get this done. If it gets done, young republicans undo this. Biden probably forms a committee like he did with expanding SCOTUS. Young libs use crypto. Already failed w/ student loans. Can't fail w/ this
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Always like reading @XDays for a nice reality check and a break from the 2,000,000x investments I missed @BowTiedScar is kind of in the same vein with a touch more degen
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BowTiedLawyer
3 years
Your career was a mountain constructed, climbed and conquered by you. But that was not your crowning achievement. You decided you wanted to construct and conquer one more mountain. You decided to take @JoshuaLisec 's advice and build a family.
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BowTiedLawyer
2 years
Spent a few years on a slow pitch softball circuit. Was fun. After two years, made me sad. Every man out there who took it serious peaked in high school, has no skills, and spends their weekends hunting down slow pitch tournaments. Sad state of affairs
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Standing desks are great for responding to emails, talking on the phone, and quick tasks. Serious work and deeper work is done sitting down, though.
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1 year
Hard lesson I learned playing sports: Just being good is not enough. You have to get in front of eyes. Not just any eyes, but the right eyes. Can be difference between juco ball (me) and D1. Business, especially service biz, is the same way.
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3 years
Sat down at 2:30 today to start prepping for the deposition of a corp. rep. for a bowling alley. Hit the synth wave YouTube a la @ROGUEWEALTH . It is now 4:45 and my outline for this deposition is glorious. Flow.
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3 years
So you did. You found a wife (or husband) and brought children into the world. You taught your kids what it meant to be a decent human. The importance of contributing to the world. The importance of community.
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2 years
Tell me you read BTB without telling me you read BTB. I bought a website to sell a pet custody agreement. #iykyn #efficiency
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3 years
@BowTiedNightOwl @EmporosResearch Once you reach a certain level, you start getting attacked to build credibility/piggy back. This is all that is.
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3 years
Rittenhouse thoughts: 1. 95% of the media and general public have no idea how court works = failure on the part of justice system/lawyers in it. 2. @ScottAdamsSays "two movies, one screen" theory is still valid.
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2 years
At what point in a recession does shopping at Publix become a flex?
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BowTiedLawyer
2 years
In a commercial fraud case right now. Dealing with a national defense firm. Big name. Everything has been a pissing match. Every single thing. From getting an email response to scheduling depositions. I swear these guys beat off to being keyboard lawyers
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BowTiedLawyer
2 years
Not everything is going to go back up. Most of what's down is going to stay down and die. Those things that do come back though, keep your eye on. You may get a chance at the buy of a lifetime
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2 years
If this is your first dip/bear market/whatever the hell we are in, let me tell you a story/give some advice: I got in crypto just before the 2017 run-up. Made some money that helped me get through times in law school where I didn't have a job.
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BowTied's, do better! Scrutinize content! Challenge info that's put out there! Think critically about who you're paying attention to!
@MichaelGuimarin
Michael Guimarin
2 years
The BowTied community now has serious free-rider problems. I’ve “vetted” about 7-10 of the top accounts, all solid. Outcomes match statements. But several in 11-20 category are completely making it up. Accounts with 5k plus followers. New credential, same reputation issues.
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3 years
November is going to be the best month of my life so far.
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2 years
Re: suing Blockfi, Celsius, etc. I will draft these lawsuits for Bowtied members so that they are consistent with your state's rules of procedure. I will also help you make sure you get them served/properly noticed into court. All anon, of course.
@BowTiedBull
BowTiedBull - Read Pinned Tweet or NGMI
2 years
Wow someone explained this, please read!
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3 years
And then it hits you. You failed to take the last step. You did not protect your empire. You did not protect your family. You didn't even talk to @AskForTaxAdvice about estate taxes.
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⚖️ Common Legal Issue No. 2: 🪦I need to get ready to die. What do I do?🪦 It's the question everyone thinks about, but no one talks about. You need to get your affairs in order but don't know where to start. Let's take a quick look at what you need. Here are the big 3 docs:
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@BowTiedLawyer
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3 years
#crypto estate planning. It's the next frontier. Let's chat: 1/9 If you have amassed a substantial amount of crypto (or other assets for that matter), $BTC, $ETH, or even $DOGE, you need to make sure you have a plan in place for an untimely death. Here's why:
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2 years
@BowTiedOx Came to blows over a cash Monopoly game one time. Guy and his GF worked out an agreement to sell Park Place and Boardwalk to each other for cheap. Guy got Board Walk & Park Place for $500 combined. Pink 50s went everywhere
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3 years
One reason (among several) that I've failed a few times a eCommerce is a belief that I have to get it all set up and going in one day. Mostly because I get excited and go 100 mph until I get frustrated and say F it Anyone got any tips to avoid this?
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The idea of retirement sucks. I don't understand the allure of "doing nothing." The freedom do do nothing is one thing, but the desire to do nothing has always confused me
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@JoshuaLisec I have a negative net worth
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@dcfgod Top two NFTs on stacks by volume: @BTCMonkeys and @MegapontNFT
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3 years
You read and executed on @BowTiedBull 's advice and started multiple six and seven fig eCommerce businesses and brands. You built a 7 (or 8) figure crypto portfolio. You built an anonymous empire. An empire that was yours.
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2 years
Dump it!
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Wow! that was fast
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3 years
Would just like to note: the slip and fall millionaire side of the legal profession will still be open for business. With that said... Contract drafting, writing, enforcement, and other Agreements are 0⃣s
@NightOwlCapital
Night Owl | OnlyApes
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Paid post out on how DeFi will disrupt the legal profession.
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@BowTiedGrey @BowTiedBull @bundyteamb My experience in law (sports scholarship so no college): T25 School: $115k, 23-26 $50k first job (hyper small market) age 26-29 Open own shop at 30- $50k profit in first year $250k profit in year 2 $165k profit YTD at age 32 Personal Injury law so results not typical.
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2 years
@BirdnalsNFT @Akva556 @exlawyernft “Your honor, we minted the Complaint as an NFT and airdropped/served it to his verified wallet. Here is the transaction pulled from the block explorer for the court’s review.” 😂 judges I know would be like WTF does that mean
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Something that’s a meme but actually happens: Mailmen/mail women getting attacked by dogs. Have handled 9 dog bite cases for mail carriers in the last 2 years. Wild.
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3 years
My dad just turned $100 into $2,700 by buying some coin on coinbase. $GYEN or something like that. Love this space so much
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@fyve_hole I have pets. I will cry/be sad when they die. I have nothing against pets.
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2 years
To quote The Jungle's favorite entrepreneur, Felix Dennis, "Do not give in." If at any point, you want to say "F**k this 💩" and leave, do not give in. Wifi money, consistent investments into crypto, whatever it is, keep at it and do not give in.
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3 years
I don’t know what happened here but this is awesome.
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3 years
Y'all tossing out affiliate links/referral links and calling them "partnerships." Love the reframe.
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