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@Bored_Danie

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Joined September 2014
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@Bored_Danie
Dan
6 years
kissing during sex is hella important to me
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
y'all niggas do know it’s okay to be in love with a girl and do right by her?
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4 years
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
Maybe if you act right she won't have to stress you out
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
A date can be $10.. The point of a date is to enjoy each other's company. Yall so materialistic and want something to post on social media
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
I ignore hints on purpose so you can speak up and be direct like an adult.. Dumbass
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
You gonna keep liking my tweets or take this dick?
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
I feel like half the girls who are single right now are wifey material and no one their age knows how to handle such a great package
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
date a girl who gets distracted by dogs not dudes
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
The new twitter update making me think twice before retweeting.. I’m that lazy
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
a girl who really loves u is gonna sound like ur mom after a while because she only wants the best n what's good for u
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
Raw sex w the same person forever
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@Bored_Danie
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3 years
Here’s your reminder: people will treat you exactly how they feel about you
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@Bored_Danie
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5 years
I got this happy ass personality with a sad soul, my bad if I’m acting weird.
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
I’ll only be satisfied when the mfs with him get arrested too and actually get a fair punishment
@CNN
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Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis police officer seen in a video with his knee on George Floyd's neck, has been arrested and faces charges of third-degree murder and manslaughter, according to Hennepin County Attorney Mike Freeman
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
weed and water for breakfast
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
Them car conversations will have you outside untill 3 in the morning 😂😂
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@Bored_Danie
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3 years
fighting the urge to buy some shit everyday is hard
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@Bored_Danie
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3 years
I do
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
Only cops ifw
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
someone suck the depression out of my dick please
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
Mood
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@Bored_Danie
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2 years
controling my temper isn’t as easy as it used to
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
Instagram is a preview of your life, Twitter is what goes on in your head, and Snapchat is the "behind the scenes" lol
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
do y’all ever read a message from someone & think "see this is why I don't like fucking talking to you"
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
Why have 100 hoes when I can have 99 jealous of 1 girl
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
Funny how mfs expect you to be okay wit shit they aint okay wit
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
get her flowers and food for no reason
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
Can't say "I'm tired" without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
how annoying is it when u find a tweet fullyyy relating to u, go to retweet and twitter hits u with the tweet not found shit??? ok find it??
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
Just cause I don’t bitch about it doesn’t mean I’m not annoyed about it
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
If she mentions it more than once fix it
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@Bored_Danie
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5 years
If we stop talking please don’t go around saying I was the wack one
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
no expectations. no disappointments
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
If u gonna Netflix and chill do not put The Office on, that shit is too good of a series to be tryna fuck during
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
the girls that are worth it are the most difficult, so deal with it or get yourself a basic hoe
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
It’s ALL about consistency for me
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
kinda hungry kinda horny kinda tired kinda wanna get a tattoo
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
It’s really hard being positive when everything that’s happening around us is hella negative
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
if we date i'll probably stare at u a lot, i like to admire what's mine
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@Bored_Danie
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5 years
I hate my own attitude sometimes like wtf am I mad about now lol
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
Are you worth my time tho?
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
You can lose your girl from lack of attention, lack of communication and lack of respect. You ain't gotta cheat to lose your girl.
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
“I hate yooouuu 😭😭”
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
Delete that fool Trump account and it will be the best app
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@Bored_Danie
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5 years
I take “spoil yourself” too far tbh
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
Just sitting back and watching how shit plays out
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
me: i hate myself also me: i’m amazing i love myself
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
Whatever you’re looking for it’s not in your hometown
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
"come if u want" has got to be the shitest invite ever
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
I hate when ppl say "well on the bright side....." after something bad happens to me Nigga fuck you and the bright side I want my shit done the way I imagined
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
That boy doesn't miss you. He's just bored, horny, or heard you were moving on..
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
U could buy a girl a $3 bracelet & every time she looks at it shes gonna think of you & the moment behind it, it really is the little things
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
Your girl will do more for you than 97% of the niggas around you.... Don't fuck that up.
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
Girls be talking about they ride or die with every guy they date. Bitch, you rode & died like 8 times this year.
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
Rapists and the people that covers for them are the same.
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@Bored_Danie
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3 years
i don’t even vent man I just get high af
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
If you want something different you have to stop accepting what you're used to
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
I don’t like that temporary shit
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
I love me enough for the both of us
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
Y'all gonna regret treating good people wrong who actually tryna love y'all asses
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@Bored_Danie
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5 years
It’s real fucked up how sometimes I deadass feel like I’m not destined to be happy
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
No answer IS ALSO AN ANSWER
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
Controlling my tongue is one thing, it's my facial expressions that'll give away my mood.
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
Every disagreement ain't a argument. Step yo communication skills up
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
"Who was that tweet about?"
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@Bored_Danie
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5 years
I want you out of my head
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5 years
I wish I can express my feelings better
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
Tryna wake up next to you instead of a text from you
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@Bored_Danie
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5 years
Legit if i get a vibe that I’m bothering you in even the slightest way you’ll never hear from me again
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
5+5=10 but 7+3=10 too. Means no matter which way I look at it, my ex is still a hoe.
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
Girls be picky asf & still pick the wrong nigga 😂
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
my favorite
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@Bored_Danie
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5 years
FREE HIM
@ATLNewsFirst
Atlanta News First
5 years
Report: California prisoner confesses to killing 2 child molesters
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
sad when you really deep that no one actually understands you, even when they think they do.. they don’t
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@Bored_Danie
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3 years
Ima spark a blunt and watch movies.
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@Bored_Danie
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7 years
You know the feeling when you find out that you ain't special as you thought?? I hate that
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@Bored_Danie
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3 years
i hate weird shit I’ll remove myself so fast!
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@Bored_Danie
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3 years
I wanna go wine tasting
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
Now this is the kinda shit I like
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@Bored_Danie
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5 years
I might be an asshole but at least I’ve never said “I’m 5 mins away” when I haven’t even left my bed lol
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
6 years later and it’s still happening smh
@JColeNC
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10 years
STOP FUCKIN KILLIN US
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@Bored_Danie
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2 years
done apologizing for shit that ain’t my fault
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
Until the person I wanna talk to is texting me, my phone is dry as shit ...
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7 years
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
I don’t see how people sleep in clothes and shit , I gotta be free🙄
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@Bored_Danie
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5 years
Just fyi Single me and relationship me are 2 very different person
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5 years
I miss Juice Wrld
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
Not seeing your close friend for a long ass time really hurts.
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
I hate this pride shit
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
never apologizing for telling someone exactly how I feel
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
Don’t apologize to me when you’re bored or need something.. that’s fucked up
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
perhaps we'll meet again when we're better for each other
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@Bored_Danie
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5 years
Prove to me with (actions) that you’re serious so I can really consider taking you serious
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5 years
I hope Jhene Aiko is having a good day
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@Bored_Danie
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6 years
“WhY aRE yOu AcTiNG diFfEreNt” i seen some shit that you did that i don’t like
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
Why can't my mum just accept "out" as an answer to where I'm going, she needs the post code & an image on google maps and my location
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@Bored_Danie
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4 years
They ain’t your friends idc if they’re “joking”
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When your friends make fun of your biggest insecurity but you have to act like it doesn't bother you
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@Bored_Danie
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8 years
PSA: As we approach the tanning months, know that there isn't a black person in the world who wants to hear "I'm almost as dark as you now."
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3 years
It’s always love tho
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