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#Harris2024 | Dog/Cat/Plant dad | Artist | LSU | Saints | Former elem. educator | Views are mine; I think I'm funny

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@RayTempleton @_celia_bedelia_ Hi there, men can carry HPV with no symptoms and pass it to their partner even if the partner had waited until marriage. People lie. You also are not counting unwanted contact on children like ACTUAL pedophilia.
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@notcapnamerica soooo..he aborted?
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@kellboogie_ What an odd thing to gatekeep. Ladies, how would you like your steak cooked?
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@JasmineForUS She's got the Kamalifications to STAND. ON. BUSINESS!! #Harris2024
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@BlackKnight10k Aileen "Catch and Kill" Cannon? pretty sure I had this on my bingo card
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@its_jessi_grace Disney hug, never let go first. You hug for as long as a child needs it.
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@DecksLower It umm..stands for "Magneto" I believe. Could be wrong.
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@JaredEMoskowitz it was DEI obviously. Double Earthquake Initiative.
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@BlackKnight10k It is good you are putting this out there, because some of them didn't even know that was an option.
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@RayTempleton @_celia_bedelia_ Exactly. Your proposal is a hermetically sealed bubble where no one eve has sex, nor does sex happen to them without consent. And saying that this bubble, is a better deterrent of cancer, than a vaccine (which you claim is pedophilia), is just patently false.
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@AnnaBower Don't do the incitement if you can't handle the indictment.
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@DevinCow 1. Putin likes black licorice and that fermented shark shit. Everyone knows that. 2. Scarfing down a bag of Doritos when faced with existential dread is the most relatable, American thing I can think of. Can I get a testify?!
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@RayTempleton @_celia_bedelia_ it's like saying sexual abuse of a minor is okay if they don't get HPV, but every vaccine against this preventable disease is in fact pedophilia. You literally have no leg to stand on. Abstinence only sex ed DOES NOT WORK to prevent disease or teen pregnancy, it is the opposite.
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@Autistic_JC @RayTempleton Great point! I was using his terminology bc obviously he is demonizing sex and not abusers, but I agree that that CSA isn't necessarily an attraction, but there are issues of power and control etc. Thanks!
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@BradleyWhitford "Mom, The West Wing guys are fighting again"
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@ByPiperHutch @LAGovJeffLandry West Point, the Army academy, was not on the field for the anthem during LSU v ARMY in BR. Forced, performative, patriotism is not patriotism. Also, if Jeff knew anything, he would know the 12 min routine for WBB. But that is why Jeff is entering the transfer portal.
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@RachieRach429 hello, head tilt. (which one is that?)
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@KatiePhang @JoeBiden I might not be voting for Hunter in November...but holy shit his dad seems like a quality guy. Now HE would make a good President!
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@lawindsor @Acyn they want to make a Barbie sequel and he is really upset
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@marceelias I heard her and Ginni make scarves for Anti-Semitic German Shepherds
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@DogginTrump BREAKING: The majority of America MIGHT want different candidates on both sides. However, we have what the choice will be, Biden v Trump. I am enthusiastically #StillRidinWithBidenHarris2024 #BidenHarrisToSaveDemocracy . This isn't fantasy football. You can't just sub in
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@meiselasb Didn't he call him America's Hitler? so it was really JD Vance's rhetoric that led to the shooting is what you are telling me? I guess he had the Reich stuff after all..
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@RayTempleton @_celia_bedelia_ looks like clown school helped educate me better than your homeschool curriculum.
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@BlackKnight10k at this point, why are they not calling it Republi-con?
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@Acyn Travis: "My fellow Americans" Everybody: *laughs* Butker: "mY FeLloW AmERiCaNs"
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@KeneAkers Also, the over sexualization of young black girls
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@notcapnamerica there it is folks. Not only did they invite her, they made her reiterate the quiet part out loud.
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@KellyScaletta well, that's one way to couch those questions...
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@KellyScaletta Secretary of State - he speaks multiple languages, combat veteran, and can frame policy with allies.
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@ArtCandee She's a GED hire anyway
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@RayTempleton @_celia_bedelia_ I said abstinence only education:
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Ok so political nerd in me, but I am in DC and hotel is right across from @SecretaryPete office! I had to go see these democratic stars.
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@wickedandproud @RayTempleton yup. And as others have said, there is no test for men for HPV.
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@mtgreenee @TheDamageReport What was TFG's favorite Bible verse again? Personal. New Testament or Old Testament? Equal. How has his faith grown? Well he used to be a developer that didn't know what a subpoena was.
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@BlackKnight10k you forgot Hispanic White Supremacist accidentally streams gay porn. Gets called out by disgraced, former member of congress, volleyball star, lawyer, doctor, purple heart recipient George Santos.
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@thetrueshelby @SarahHuckabee At least nobody can accuse her of not being transparent on this one.
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@NoLieWithBTC Trump supporters, if you follow no other directive of his, please follow "don't vote"
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Translation: "I smear peanut butter on my junk, dog gets a snack, I get a blow j ,we both win!" Also I see you saying "bada bing" unironically.
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@acnewsitics Sesame Street today brought to you by the letter "B" and the number 6.
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@TizzyEnt He couldn't bring the "emotional support AR-15" mom bought him, so they had to subjugate a poor dog.
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@notcapnamerica The media is seeing the writing on the wall of their irrelevancy, what with the way the DNC was handled by the amazing creators.
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@notcapnamerica Sec. Pete says he is working on new technology that prevents clapping upon arrival, as well as a patch to stymie the urge to immediately stand up and grab shit.
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@notcapnamerica I could listen to her talk jazz with Miles and Coltrane playing in the background all day.
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@highbrow_nobrow Didn't he call him America's Hitler? so it was really JD Vance's rhetoric that led to the shooting is what you are telling me? I guess he had the Reich stuff after all..
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@seanfeucht dude..again..why are you showing videos from 2020 George Floyd protests? I'll bet that is showing up on your timehop from when you weaponized this last time. You are letting people believe a false narrative that this is happening NOW. #truthmatters #contextmatters
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@RyanShead @ThisIsKyleR he had to leave the emotional support AR at home, so a poor dog had to hang around Kyle.
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@mistergeezy Tim Scott is relieved he doesn't have to see a lady's nether parts. Byron Donalds just wants the "New" Jim Crow era named after him. They don't realize that tokens expire and aren't redeemable at every location
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@TheRickWilson I guess Vance had the Reich stuff
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@NashIsHere4It what constitutes as abortion food?
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@cmclymer I think it is like 0.5 percent of congressional (elected) dems. Whereas 40/44 of TFG's (hand selected) cabinet don't...hmmmm
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@JaredEMoskowitz Well, you can't spell "conspiracy" without "MTG" But you have to then use an alphanumeric decoder ring and a playfair cypher. Maybe some yarn and push pins.
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@Angry_Staffer I might not be voting for Hunter in November...but holy shit his dad seems like a quality guy. Now HE would make a good President!
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@rccarlsonjr @KyleClark Smart and clever people don't "go all Trump".
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@ElieNYC @ElieNYC Sir, that was the most perfect encapsulation of nerddom and wordplay almost as if Peter Jackson directed an episode of Schoolhouse Rock. Thank you for that.
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@whitewing Over 40
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@BlackKnight10k gay furry hackers wya?
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@lyssasphere raiding tombs
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@thetrueshelby Auditions for "Blowbert: the Musical". They are trying to be the one who comes to fix the broken fax machine.
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@DesireeAmerica4 the same alina habba that didnt check the box for jury trial? that is facing a million plus in frivolus lawsuit sanctions? The one who doesnt know BASIC jurisprudence? The one that doesn't know the rules of discovery or evidence or argument? THAT one?! You funny...
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@realTuckFrumper "Who's eyeliner is this?" JD Vance: "Mein!!"
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If you think Trump's Project 2025 is difficult to get through, you should try it in the original German.
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Couch fucking is actually how the Ottoman Empire was born.
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@LSUBarstool From this, to two heisman winning QBs in 4 years. I would have called you a damn liar if you would have told me that. As for Justin Jefferson, every route he ran was like an I'm sorry for his brother.
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@atrupar the Adlinthin are one of the lost races of elves in Tolkein's Middle Earth.
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@DevinCow they've also rediscovered Mad Dog 20.20 I'm convinced they are still the same bottles we left when we became functional alcoholics instead of drunks.
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@BlackKnight10k When we are in the heyday of President Harris' first term, will they be saying Biden is pulling the strings? Or is it Obama, pulling Biden's, pulling Harris all Ratatouille style?
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@Logically_JC Ben could stop taking birth control pills anytime he wants, he only has one or two when he drinks. He isn't "addicted"
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@acnewsitics I've had it up to ear!!
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@IvanasStairCam @kleavittnh @CommunityNotes no hats, flags, merch, etc. Can't be the cult members.
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@AdamParkhomenko That one guy: knock it off, you're being childish Matt Gaetz: "Where"?
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@SalButtersworth @RavenSkyeRL @Jac061272 @AbortionChat you couldn't find the clitoris of an actual woman with both hands, a flashlight, and Waze directions.
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@LakotaMan1 She makes me want to plant trees specifically to replace the oxygen she wastes.
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@NoLieWithBTC I absolutely bought one. Can't wait for it to arrive and live in the red household.
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@SophiaBush This guy is a total asshole. He makes me want to cover MY drink. I am glad to see this blow up spectacularly in his face, and these women are able to share their stories.
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@JaredEMoskowitz Can we get the tie in your official merch store or something?
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@notcapnamerica "we know who was really doing the planting" -Hamilton
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@RonFilipkowski I was not aware Brock Turner had Rittenhouse's fan boys on speed dial.
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@RyanShead @JoeyMannarinoUS Duuuuuude I saw this and was like "no fucking way he got caught today of all days"
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@MSNBC @KatyOnMSNBC @MSNBC_reports I have some paint drying that I don't know what will happen if I am not watching that..
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@RepJackKimble @AgentSelf99B What do you think about Cole's Law? It's cabbage and mayo and a little apple cider vinegar.
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@MikeSington BREAKING: The majority of America MIGHT want different candidates on both sides. However, we have what the choice will be, Biden v Trump. I am enthusiastically #StillRidinWithBidenHarris2024 #BidenHarrisToSaveDemocracy . This isn't fantasy football. You can't just sub in
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@honeyfootprints @BidenHQ Exactly. A woman's right to choose shouldn't be political. Tell that to the GOP that wants to regulate it more than a gun.
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@theliamnissan If you are looking for him to be a stand up guy, I got a bridge to sell you.
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@DaveHan06 the last thing Kent St needs to do is add to its history of shooters. So disrespectful.
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@smalls2672 Same. I wouldn't be too upset with the astronaut. But Pete is incredible
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@JustVent6 1. Putin likes black licorice and that fermented shark shit. Everyone knows that. 2. Scarfing down a bag of Doritos when faced with existential dread is the most relatable, American thing I can think of. Can I get a testify?!
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@BlackKnight10k I guess Vance had the Reich stuff
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@A_tothe_Z_Amber @TrumpDailyPosts It's amazing that he doesn't realize that this would apply to Biden.
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@swd2 I have to remember that I also graduated college the year I visited my grandpaw like 2-3 times a week before he passed, if I don't go through that train, I forget that it was 2017. I'm 35. This report was just gross.
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@highbrow_nobrow The sheer caucacity of that audience...
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@JasmineForUS Like they say on Meidas touch, MAGA is make attorneys get attorneys.
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@SirJeremyLondon difference in technique too. Notice, that is a pet, not a grab. Which is kind of the whole point right?
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@atrupar He couldn't pass a kidney stone
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@kyylien It's like Fleetwood-ception and I freaking love it.
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@billgriffin1980 @RussellDan69 @iwantobelive20 @glamelegance @TheRickWilson I THINK this is known as an "L" take. We all know how to read charging documents and the indictment and the jury instructions...
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@LakotaMan1 This made Biden's debate look like a masterclass. It made his ACTUAL masterclass of foreign policy at the NATO summit press conference look like the Declaration of Independence and Gettysburg Address had a special love snuggle.
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@notcapnamerica Byron Donalds just wants the New Jim Crow era named after him
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@slutriarch what this dude sees as a bug, the real ones know its a feature.
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