The restaurant I work at just called for a mandatory LGBTQ/cultural inclusion meeting on Saturday at 10am. You’ve lost your damn mind if you think I’ll be in attendance. After tonight’s shift is over I’m walking into boss man’s office and throwing him my apron. Fuck em
Should’ve grown up in the 80s and I would’ve invented twitter and the burner community would never get in trouble by the left. My 53 year old mother legit has seen my whole entire account over this bullshit.
#SOFT
Finally popped the question today. Almost had to hit up
@LightningQueeb
for a Xanny. I want to thank all my motivational coaches, teammates and peers. With that being said I am officially retired and I have no more skin in the game.
I know I’ve been kindve ghost mode this summer because of duiy classes and drug test but once I’m off in august I will make a Michael jordan flu game fall tear.
Study beans have transformed my studying abilities drastically, but also made my real-world retardation sky rocket. My solution you may ask? Drop out and trap dope.
Bout to tee off with
@wigertoodss
@claybarnicles
and
@harrzynclemmer
at Hoover CC. I went up to pro shop and asked the Marshall where the first tee was and the course record. He told me to pack my shit up and go to VCC if i wanted to break 90. Unfuckinreal.
#shit
Finally got to meet
@LugnutScoot
today in person and let me tell you this fellas. There is 3 things certain in this life. Death, taxes and
@LugnutScoot
will always have an ICE cold beer in his right hand.
I just stepped in a pile of dogshit the size of a fucking frisbee outside of Bryant Denny stadium following a 64 on my Econ exam so I’m just gonna go drown myself now
Just got to the gym that I’ve been going to for 3 years. Parking lot is fucking loaded with cars and there is 100 people on the treadmill over 300 pounds.
@GilbertBraXX205
would have a fucking field day talking shit to these scrubs.