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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

6 months

*waves at you*

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

You can do it lil guy

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

Hi if you follow the QR code link for that adobe stuff in that meme that's going around there's a trojan in fresco anyway have a nice day

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

6 months

Looks like it was poured out of a Subaru's oil pan

★ gods favourite emo ★

@yasminesummanx

6 months

oh emos you will pay for this one

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

Made a pizza at 2am

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

11 months

Was gonna post that picture of the possum with the cake falling on them but found these really scrungled specimens and needed to share

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

6 months

More chompier rawmarmawm

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

8 months

This is the most fully loaded mom van I've ever seen. Cw for the comments below this post tho cause this is a psa post for upcoming baby season

Tlacuy…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

@Tlacuys

8 months

¿Cuántas zarigüeyas ves en el video? 👀 Este video de Pestkings nos muestra a esta mamá tlacuacha con sus crías ya a punto de ser independientes. Vemos que hay un perro que afortunadamente no les hace nada pero ojo:

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 months

Re-upload because of a tiny change but hey hot damn what up Thanks again to @Thesociallyawk3 for kickin so much butt

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

Furries out here fixing gods mistakes, puttin tits on lizards like they always should have had

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

Grenade

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

5 years

Virginia opossums have 50 teeth, more than any other North American mammal. No other mammal in North America has more than 6 upper incisors, but the Virginia opossum has 10. Research suggests this evolutionary trait was developed to allow the opossum to eat the rich.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

Yer fond of me possums aint' ye? I seen it - yer fond of me possums! Say it! Say it. SAY IT!!

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

10 months

Picking all of you up for Christmas even though you're smelly

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

Timeline cleanser

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

@Proto_Gilly Department of Corrections is out at Olympia WA pride today. Please advise.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

Picking out some summertime clothes

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

I'm having a REAL GOOD TIME

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@BoogLawlry

3 years

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

The new photoshop has a known issue where the screen blinks when you paint anyway don't pirate that garbage. Steal 2019 photoshop CC instead it's way better.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

Don't worry everyone he got it

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

Lfg

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

Found a possum creechur feature I missed earlier

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

@cloaca_dentata @Pinko69420 I've been selected a few times, and every time the DA had a talk with us before making a judgment, asking "is anyone considering voting not guilty?" Then she kicked those people out of the courthouse. Learned my lesson the first time and tried to get picked every time since.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

I wanna show yall the weirdest thing I've ever had a customer bring to my repair shop. This customer was an "Auditor" for the Church of Scientology. This means she measures the amount of alien ghost souls inside your body using this device, called a Thetan Meter.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

Hey im possum

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

PSA

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

Love poppin off a tweet that gets a buncha interaction cause I get to see all these cool animal people avatars pop up on my notifications for the next few days and believe me I'm lookin

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

6 months

Buddy was turbo depressed, stuck at home, and dooming. I got him a plane ticket to stay with us for 3 weeks that turned into 6 weeks where we just wrenched on cars and talked all day. I'm happy to report his depression has left but also maybe it worked too well

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

STUNNED by how brutal of a word for opossums Pussirottakin is DESTROYED by it translating to BAG RAT

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

Suggestion for the Vegas sphere

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

I've never identified with a video game character more than Poppy on Spacestation 13.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

4 months

Rise and grind

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

Rate my room mate

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

7 months

Got new miata seats and some other stuff it's about done now

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

@djlavoie @cloaca_dentata @Pinko69420 This absolutely happened bud. Case was in tuolumne County, and the Case was regarding Marijuana possession by a 19 year old from Modesto who they wanted to convinct just by finding a pipe and no weed. Any juror can be dismissed at any time if they choose to aquit when there is-

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 months

@justalexoki @PeacefullyStill You've got to play this to make it convincing

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

8 months

You know when you put something together and you have a bolt leftover? I did worse.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

@djlavoie @cloaca_dentata @Pinko69420 "Sufficient evidence to convict." It is a common practice in Tuolumne. Essentially, they considered the few of us who didn't not want to convict on such meager possession as intentionally throwing the case. You could also just Google it instead of being a douchebag.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 months

@riffygriff Quitter attitude. Not even being in a wheel chair with multiple bolts screwed into my bones from the outside was able to stop me from getting tail that rolled me from one side of the room to the other.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

4 months

Been making interior design choices on a whole other level

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

Crimmis

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

5 years

@RinzyArt @SavrinDrake @jaredlholt I ain't no fan of cop furries, but if a blue gshep with a tac vest on walks him out, I'd cheer.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

4 years

Might have to set up a gofundme for my ambulance ride.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

7 months

I tore a hole in my exhaust playing around in the mud today today

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

4 months

My customer was like "dude I haven't seen you take a break in 12 hours stop and eat some beans" He made me beans. I got beans pulled pork and coleslaw.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

My wife is so hot. She deserves every item on the taco bell menu. Such a great gal.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

Party foul

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

Oh that good

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

9 days

Can't wait for these to show up best 12 bucks I've ever spent

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

Hey its #FursuitFriday

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

6 months

Coworker asked if I was a furry and I asked if it was the bd sticker on my toolbox that gave it away and he said no it's the "Fursuit Creations" sticker and asked what's bd and it turns out he didnt know as much as i assumed. I screwed up.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

4 years

In skyrim an argonian asks you to find three flawless amethysts so he can make a ring to propose with, as is lizard tradition. So anyway I had this made and she said yes.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

Asked a dude what he was digging for and he handed me this. Tried to give it back and he said "no that's for you" so I guess this is mine

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

@QueerArmorer @austinwiltshire Paul had a trans video editor a few years back and has been rad to my trans friends at a gun show not too long ago and signed some mags for them!

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

This is an atrocity. They removed a sign from the greatest Mini Mart there ever was down the road from where I grew up. I am fuming

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

Also hey your sonas are all really cool lookin it's a joy seeing all the avatars in my notifications

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

A pet peeve of mine is when a young person asks, "is it weird that.." then hit you with something lame like "eat ice cream with potato chips." Don't waste my time with such trifles. I have friends who wear diapers while hitting ketamine and barking like a dog. You are not weird.

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BoogLawlry

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3 years

@girlmeat5557

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

4 years

I'm small enough to fit in my plaid pants and battlejacket from when I was 18 again. I think my binge was my body telling me the year of strict diet has come to an end.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

KCopossum made me a thing <3

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

Boss hits me up this morning goes "hey we just got a big contract that requires we have a customer portal on our website for them to log in to pay invoices and view their reports. You're good with computers, do that, we need it by the 16th." I am a crane technician.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

Tired of Twitter. Tired of doomsaying. Go outside and talk to people. Stop scaring people who would have nice lives otherwise. Stop insisting our deaths are a minute away or whatever. Instill confidence in your friends. Raise them up. Teach them the skills they need to thrive.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

@FenGar @Blck_Mean_Green @Phil_Lewis_ Bein' a govt licensed dangerous things that can kill people inspector myself, I'm going to tell you right now that for every owner/operator that does the absolute bare minimum, there are four that do absolutely nothing.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

FINALLY I've been trying to find this video again for a year and it found me

Nameless Goon

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1 year

dudes rock

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

@panzieman @WARCRIMEDOER Dept of labor is pretty cool about taking on this cases as well. It took a few years but I was surprised with a settlement check along with several other employees who weren't even part of my case. It just took one phone call.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

5 years

Oops got in a fistfight with a maga hat man on friendsgiving. My partner threw his hat in the fire and he didn't like that much. Gosh I love her so much.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

4 years

I've tf'd into my pfp

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

Got myself a little something from @ProfessorBees

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

1v1 me

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 months

I can't read but I like this opossum picture

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

7 months

Socialist teeth

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

@chaoticgaythey Not to mention that folks have been executed in the parking lot for shoplifting from Walmart on multiple occasions in the last decade, including a guy pinned to the summertime pavement by LP and a guy in a wheelchair shot by police for rolling away.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

5 years

@JacksonKernion Your water comes from Hetch Hetchy on stolen land. Your food comes from the rural valley and foothills. Your power from hydro in the mtns. Folks need to work to produce these, folks need to provide services to those workers too. Your idea wasn't based in logic or good faith.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

4 years

Customer: "So how much is this gonna cost me?" Well my normal price is 35 bucks and the part is 10 but considering you misgendered my partner after I corrected you... Me: "That'll be 80 bucks plus a 40 dollar part"

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

7 months

Explaining vore to my buddy while trying to take my radiator out of the car with all these teeth above me while he says i need a better hood stand and I say nah I'm into it then 5 minutes later it falls and bites into my back and I scream and he yells THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

G'mornin

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

8 months

Had about a dozen telegram notifications with people linking this to me today. Are yall trying to say somethin here?

weird opossum thing

@Sotchy910

8 months

today i learned that possums almost dont have any ridges in their brain :3333

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

*most horrible honking and screeching noises imaginable*

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

Someone around here is playing the grateful dead cranked to 11 and its echoing through the forest hauntingly like hippy ghosts are having a jam

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

1000 miles from home so here's a from a couple months ago #FursuitFriday

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

5 months

I wish there was some sort of network for queer contractors. I wanna pay some demi house Painter. I want a therian deck builder. Where can I find a trans finish carpenter? Tired of paying these random chuddy dudes when I need help and want to mutually help by paying good folk

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

3 years

I'm a friggin cyborg.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

2 years

@atomicthumbs Try keeping a straight face when you hand back the customer's device and they ask to test it, hand you two electrodes, audit you, see you're chock full of ghosts, think its out of calibration and try it on herself and see it's reading normal lows, then visibly become distressed.

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

I don't eat mushrooms any more because in 2009 I thought it would be a good idea to do them in a place called The Garden of Eden outside Santa Cruz and I fell in a river, nearly drowned, saw some witches killing a pig, ran, and got lost in the woods for three days.

WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣

@swiftoursonggg

1 year

outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you'll never forget where you were when it happened?

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BoogLawlry

@BoogLawlry

1 year

Absolutely losing my mind at this because my house is painted green and there's a boat on my unmowed lawn right now. I finally did it. I'm THAT GUY I'm the dude I always wanted to be a SUBURBAN MENACE I'm gonna buy a lawn flamingo to celebrate.