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CISO. DefCon. Sardonic humorist. Son of the American Revolution. USCG - Semper Paratus. #NEVERtrump . You and your Mango Messiah can GFY. #BurnItDown

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@dbongino Notice how today's shooter, just like the Colorado club shooter, was trans but the left and the media are using the sex at birth even though they said that's against the rules. Weird how they can pick and choose based on the message they want to send
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@gonzokarend @ChuckCallesto I'm sure the woman he was about to kill disagrees. I value her opinion more than yours.
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@network_hustler @Texas_Made956 Somehow the fact that 62% of all attacks are by pits (a breed that comprises a tiny fraction of the dog population) is bad ownership? There are bad dog owners in every breed, yet it's always this one...
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@Liz_Cheney You committed treason and withheld evidence that was inconvenient to your narrative about Trump. You should be tried as such and sent to the platform we historically used to deal with traitors.
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@JoshuaSteinman I don't think you understand how unpopular he is with independents and true conservatives and all liberals.
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@JillHicksKeeton Oklahoma has 31,678 students. This freed up 3.8 million dollars of waste. That means each student should be paying $120 a year less in tuition just from this one move. It's a small start, but a start.
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@WomenPostingLs There is the problem that this was fake. The original photo was of a dad who bought his 16 year old her first car.
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@enews Dylan is a man with a penis cosplaying as a woman
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@brrlindstrom @ClownWorld_ Sorry, but if someone takes that many swipes at you and you don't respond 1 fucking time, you deserve to get laid out.
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@KeithOlbermann @FoxNews So "democracy" involves only one view permitted and only approved speech?
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@reddit_lies Dan knows how to play the game. Clearly he was either the victim of or had to bear witness to what happens when a grifter woman decides she needs to get ahead and is willing to destroy a random man to do it
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@SethDillon @SlackHQ @libsoftiktok What a coincidence, I am at this moment testing slack as a possible replacement for Teams at my company. 7 figures. Suddenly I think the clunky huddle feature is going to be a deal breaker in the POC. Sorry, Slack.
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@crazyclipsonly They're lucky he wasn't willing to shoot, because 3 of them put themselves in direct line of fire in this altercation.
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@WallStreetSilv At 43? Recreational use only
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@crazyclipsonly "Steal these hands, mother fucker!"
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@jjauthor Literally none of this is true, and you're in a cult
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@Chicago1Ray The next trucker in line who has been strugglign to find loads thanks you for creating an opportunity for him.
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@DLoesch Worst presidents in US history: 1) Biden 2) Franklin Pierce 3) Jimmy Carter In the case of Carter, he at least meant well and was just proof that sometimes brilliant engineers make terrible leaders. But literally giving away the Panama Canal was a bridge too far
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@harford117 @MattWalshBlog In order to do that, you have to gut universities to trim fat. No more DEI departments, no more pointless majors like gender studies or black history, no more 8 million dollar a year football coach salaries, etc.
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@bennyjohnson 1) Trump never went to any of his kids' graduations 2) Had Trump not used frivolous motion play to try and delay the trial so many times, there wouldn't be a conflict right now 3) Trump barely spends any time around that kid as it is - he's nothing but an occasional stage
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@PaulIngrassia The judge gets to set how a Defendant is referred. Also, Trump is a private citizen. Mr. Trump is as good as he can expect.
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@AlanDersh Bro, you're in the flight logs something like FIFTY TIMES. That's not "by association". You were ASSOCIATING.
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@MattWalshBlog I've purchased like 4 cakes from him since moving to CO just to support him as he's persecuted. But I'd much rather the courts codify that these people need to leave him alone. That lawyer that is fighting him over a trans cake now is the worst of the bunch.
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@robreiner You went to Epstein island and diddled children, apparently
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@whatever Eh, I think SHE took the W in this one. The guy comes off as sleazy and plastic as he professes his "authenticity". Plus, my parents would have always told me to never trust a man who walks around dressed like that thinking it's a good thing.
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@patriot_brown @nicksortor They were turned to soup immediately. Everybody knew this days ago. All the hype you saw was the media desperate for a story.
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@late_night911 @DC_Draino Works 100% of the time until it doesn't. It only doesn't work once.
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@MEStatePolice That's a lot of words to say you run cover for pedophiles
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@TheNBACentral @IAMATHLETEpod A 20 year old who momentarily got a lot of social media attention who grossly overestimates her staying power and with the ego to match . Oh, and she's a racist. It'll be nice forgetting she even exists in a year or two
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@JackPosobiec I've been saying for years "They don't want equality. They've already got equality. What they want is primacy". Great example of it.
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@TrumpDailyPosts Nothing unusual about this, since they were raiding a compound with classified documents and armed security.
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@dyingscribe Restricted commenting. The typical playbook of the vocal minority when they find out they are, in fact, the minority.
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@yourgftaylor @FightHaven Lol leave it to an onlyfans ho to have this take
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@dutchessprim Or for the people directly behind Trump, 1 of whom is dead and 2 critically wounded. God doesn't care about those 3.
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@tedcruz This guy insulted your wife and denigrated your manhood. You respond by bending over for him and spreading your cheeks. You're not a man.
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@shoe0nhead It actually all makes sense. Nobody has real friends anymore. They have people they talk to online. There's no real connection, which is why Millennials and Zoomers view relationships as disposable.
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@EliseJoshi @AROCBayArea God, I can smell that room through the screen. And it does NOT smell good.
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@CDCgov True, it's not too late. But once you're vaccinated, it's too late to NOT get vaccinated and have a higher chance of being injured or killed, so...
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@CalltoActivism Thank God Rachel Maddow saved you from having to hear an argument counter to your beliefs. That would literally be violence!
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@TRHLofficial I appreciate Gorlock taking time out of its day pillaging to share its insights
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@KristiNoem One year from today if Trump is the GOP nominee
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@DavidLimbaugh You fundamentally don't understand the divide, and it baffles me you can't get there. We, the principled, have held our noses and voted for bad candidate after bad candidate. We've watched as the GOP has won the popular vote precisely 1 time in THIRTY TWO YEARS. Then, for once
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@MattWalshBlog The worst thing about academics is how full of themselves they are. They feel just because they spent years walled off in academia that it somehow means they should be the only ones able to speak on a given topic, when common sense is 95% of the conversation.
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@Victorshi2020 Gen Z are toddlers who are led by the nose to a statist dictatorship ideal.
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@BuckSexton The GOP are nominating the one guy who can't beat him, so...
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@FaeJohnstone @Hersheys Thus proving that men are better even at International Women's Day.
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@libsoftiktok I mean, I know personally, when I'm thinking about what to put my dick in, I'm thinking to myself "self, what I really want to stick it in is a hole made of scrotum that's probably still covered in hair, has a weird smell, and which isn't self cleaning and hard to clean manual 🤡
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@reddit_lies For the record, this is how you should operate at work as a man. My work is remote, and I make a point to record all my 1:1's with my female direct reports. Not to ever listen to them, but to have just in case someone tries to say I said or did something untoward
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@denverpost "Men won't be able to use the women's room". Fixed your headline.
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@InternetH0F People saying jaws: that's a thriller, not a horror movie People saying Freddy: the deal is the person is chasing you. He's not chasing if you're awake The answer is the Grandpa from Texas Chainsaw
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@elizableu TL:DR: "I've created a perpetual victimhood machine"
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@WomenPostingLs I see a lot of those "first number better not be a 5" statements, and it always makes me wonder if these women realize they are excluding 85.5% of men in the us (14.5% are over 6). And I point this out from 6'2"
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@robreiner You're a pedophile who raped children at Epstein island, apparently
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@MattWalshBlog (and, for the record, I would normally not be a customer of his business for no other reason than his shop is clear on the other side of the metro. It takes me almost an hour to get there).
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@FightHaven We've become a spineless nation. That kid is the only one who's being raised correctly.
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@GovRonDeSantis Y'all wanted trump over this I don't get you
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@JohnathanPerk These plagiarism allegations came from.... Plagiarism being committed. Think.
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@GeraldB76684123 @FightHaven I said this a few days ago. You've got all these films where just regular women are dead-ass beating the shit out of dudes twice their size like it's nothing. It makes it look like that could EVER happen in the real world.
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@WallStreetSilv There's no way. I JUST bought a Giant #13 from Jersey Mike's yesterday, and it wasn't that much. There's no fucking way a foot long from Subway is. Also, who the hell tips fast food workers?
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@SenFettermanPA @U_S_Steel I never thought I'd say it, but I'm liking Fetterman 2.0. Maybe as he's regained his brain function, what's come out of his mouth has been more his words and less someone else's.
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@CNN Most of these "accomplishments" CNN is trying to credit him for are things Trump already had in motion.
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@NanskiO @JackPosobiec Thanks for this. I'm sending some $$$ to fill his commissary
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@clayandbuck @ClayTravis So you committed a felony with your Tweet this morning and, instead of trying to delete it, you went onto your podcast and showed yourself on video committing the felony again. @ManhattanDA
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@ClownWorld_ Says the woman who lives in a tanning bed, has the crazy eyes, and screams "high maintenance"
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@unusual_whales Dave Ramsay also told all his listeners to save up until they had at least 30% down for a house, and then those people watched their 250K house go to 600K.
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Here's the thing about @libsoftiktok and the community note drama: It's not her fault. No. Really. It's not her fault. Chaya was ALWAYS an insignificant midwit destined for a life of mediocrity who happened to get a little famous because she figured out how to use the search
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@NYCMayor @nycemergencymgt @NYCHealthSystem @NYCSchools Dems proving, yet again, that American children come dead last to them.
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@DNCWarRoom @FoxNews 300,000 minimum wage jobs doesn't make up for the loss of over 100,000 six figure jobs
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@austerrewyatt1 He had lunch. Big deal. Now do Trump's meeting with the president of Hungary
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@reddit_lies He made a number of mistakes. 1) It's always possible to tell if someone is playing dress up, no matter how good the surgery. But I'll give this a pass 2) He should have paid HALF the bill and given the server cash for a tip directly. 3) Reddit is not where you go to ask
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@TexasRabbitt @JasonSCampbell Lot of projection there dude. When did you first realize you liked diddling children?
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@ClownWorld_ $50 and a steak dinner, and I say nothing of the winnings.
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@ClownWorld_ My oldest son once referred to himself as an "alpha male" when he was like...14 or so. I put that shit down immediately, and drilled it into his head that if you have to go around proclaiming yourself an alpha...you aren't. Fortunately, I got to him young enough.
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@MikeSington Tank it in 2022, then brag about how it recovers in 2023. That's Bidenomics.
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@KristiNoem @realDonaldTrump He's not a real billionaire. The bank always owned that real estate empire Nobody loves him
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@Kushbai @MattWalshBlog We tried that. They refused. Then came after the kids. War.
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@LAHeffernan So you're just now realizing that, as a public employee, you're subject to the same public records requests as every other public employee? Weird, um..."flex"?
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@Edwin07011 This was suicide by cop, and that guy was clearly on something. Count how many bullets he took and KEPT coming. Taser was not the appropriate tool.
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@mrbarnicoat @PicturesFoIder Sinkholes in ponds, lakes etc. are the worst kind. With a land sinkhole....you've got a chance, albeit small. And you'll likely die fast being crushed. These here lead to underground aquifers and rivers. You get sucked into one of those, you're never getting found, and you're
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@leslibless Melania: *checks box* one more contractually obligated appearance done. So close to meeting the terms of our post nup"
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@mmpadellan Lol imagine taking a victory lap for finally doing something they should have done days ago and only did because of backlash
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@dbongino My son got accepted to Harvard (medicine). I was DREADING the 90K+ a year I was about to shell out to put him through school. I am GLAD Harvard did this, because it took it off the table for him, them admitting they don't care if their students are safe. Looks like it's either
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@hodgetwins The worst part is the school's response was "we recommend you move your kids to another school". Not even kidding.
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@MorningBrew "Cybertruck cannot magically overcome a driver's lack of knowledge for how to drive in the snow". Fixed your tweet
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@Victorshi2020 Today's youth are a prime example why the voting age needs to be raised.
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@SethDillon @SlackHQ @asksalesforce Further validates my decision to next week put an end to the Slack POC we were performing and to adjust Salesforce's rating in the risk register to effectively kill the larger business from integrating any of their products. Off the top of my head, that's 3.6 million in
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@ATRightMovies I mean that is number 1. Number 2 would be
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@catturd2 He likely doesn't even have the money to put up as bond to file the appeal. And he'll lose the appeal.
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@unusual_whales Narrator: "They should not have trusted the government"
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@MattWalshBlog It's cool you can afford the security detail and legal help. Tons of Desantis supporters have been doxxed by the Dilley squad, mostly peaceful latinas, and others, but have had to just take it for lack of resources. That enough of their skin?
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@BigFrazier2 @JoshuaSteinman Have you seen every election since 2018?
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@KristiNoem She won Michigan handily and is considered a 2028 presidential contender. You're going to be remembered as the person who committed the biggest unforced political error of modern times.
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@MattWalshBlog Crowder was polite enough to not name the culprit. The DW did that on their own.
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@TrumpDailyPosts Such an entity already exists. Little operation known as the US Coast Guard...
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@Breaking911 Step 1: double the price of something Step 2: take some sort of step to reduce the new price by 15% Step 3: claim you're reducing prices. Brandon's America
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@ClownWorld_ Her performative BS aside, the worst part of this video is Cori Bush back there laughing and acting like she's in black church or something.
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@AaronWo62591828 @benshapiro @MattWalshBlog You mean the hearings where they proved Roth and Gedde were committing election fraud?
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