My dad died today. I told him I loved him yesterday but never got to tell him what a good kind brilliant man he was and how good of a dad he was and I will always regret that you guys.
The problem with showering is you gotta shampoo your hair, condition your hair, shave your legs and underarms, wash all over and then just a month later you have to do it all over again.
Reasons he’s not texting you back
1. He’s busy
2. He’s not that interested
3. He doesn’t want to seem overly eager
4. He lost both his hands in a tragic accident involving an industrial machine
5. He’s dead