James Fell @BodyForWife Twitter profile

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James Fell

@BodyForWife

5 years

On Boston's "Straight Pride Parade."

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James Fell

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3 months

Hey dipshits. The Transgender Day of Visibility has been held every March 31 for fifteen fucking years. Easter only happens on March 31 rarely. It won’t happen again until the year 2086.

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James Fell

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4 years

To all the NASCAR fans misplacing their excrement over the loser flag ban: the Obama administration lasted twice as long as the confederacy did.

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James Fell

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Justin Trudeau is suddenly single so to all those guys with the “Fuck Trudeau” flags on your pickup trucks, this is your chance.

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James Fell

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6 months

When the Dead Kennedys sang “Nazi Punks Fuck Off,” they were talking about her.

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James Fell

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5 years

4. Side note: @WhoopiGoldberg , please stop with your victim blaming bullshit over this issue. And anyone who wants to get judgemental about taking naked photos can also STFU.

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James Fell

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5 years

@CoreyCapella That’s a lot of words for “I can’t find the clitoris.”

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James Fell

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4 years

Months from now, if we’re lucky, the extreme measures being taken now to limit the spread of COVID 19 may seem like they were an overreaction, because relatively few people died. That’s the point. That’s why we’re doing it.

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James Fell

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3 years

Ivermectin is the Tide Pod challenge for anti-vaxxers.

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James Fell

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3 years

Just read that Moderna is showing to be the best at preventing Covid hospitalization. As a reminder, Moderna is the vaccine Dolly Parton helped fund. So that scans.

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James Fell

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5 years

Why I am not interested in seeing @bellathorne 's breasts. (Thread)

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James Fell

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2 years

Hi. Historian here. I see that a lot of people are using the hashtag #TrudeauIsTheNewHitler without sarcasm. Hitler was directly responsible for the deaths of approximately 20 million people. Please shut up, fuck off, then fuck off some more.

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James Fell

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8. People need to get a better understanding of "enthusiastic consent." I am quite certain that Bella was not enthusiastic about posting these photos. And that's why I won't look. And neither should you. end

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James Fell

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6 years

@piersmorgan In my experience, women find a man who cares for children to be both masculine and appealing. Unlike when @piersmorgan goes for a walk in public, and the sound of vaginas slamming shut is deafening.

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James Fell

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4 years

@jesse_sumpter You know it, brother! Got the GoPro set up on her forehead to livestream her voting choice straight to my phone. She's also wired with explosives so if she votes wrong all I gotta do is push a button and KA-BOOM! It's the only way to be sure.

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James Fell

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4 years

Dear America: This is not the most important election of your lifetime. The most important one was four years ago, and you fucked it up. Don't fuck up this one.

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James Fell

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10 months

I’m 55 years old, and I have lived in Canada my whole life, and this guy is one of the biggest dipshits I’ve ever encountered. The most proud I’ve been of my country was when we legalized gay marriage in 2005. We were the 4th country in the world to so, the 1st outside Europe.

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I’m 34 years old, and I have lived in Canada my whole life. The freedom convoy was the first and only time in my life where I truly felt proud to be Canadian. It was the only time I had ever seen that kind of unity and purpose in the country - and it wasn’t for something dumb

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James Fell

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@RobertMSterling Sorry about your penis.

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James Fell

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3 years

@benshapiro Uh, yeah. Because a murderer being found guilty of murder IS justice, you vagina-drying troglodyte.

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James Fell

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5 years

3. That's why I won't look at the pics. Because she was backed into a corner. Had it not been for the hacker, she almost certainly would not have posted these private photos. Because they were intended to be private. I don't want to see something she was forced into revealing.

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James Fell

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2. She got hacked, and threatened with her pics being leaked, so she beat the hacker to the punch and posted the pics herself. I just read the article about it and thought it was a good way to say fuck you to the hacker. Sucks she's was pressured into it though.

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James Fell

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2 years

I was calling out Jordan Peterson for being a bigoted piece of shit before it was cool. But the students who years ago kept glueing his office door shut? They were fucking legends.

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James Fell

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4 years

@Rich_Cooper Hi. Historian here. I’m comfortable in saying that at no time in history have women ever wanted you.

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James Fell

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9 months

@Endthemisery1 You’re close to a ratio on this, and you deserve it. Three hours of daily commute is bs. You shouldn’t be supporting the capitalist hellscape.

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James Fell

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10 months

What's taking place today in Canada, this alleged #1MillionMarch4Children is NOT a protest. It's a national hate rally. More appropriate to call it a #1MillionMarch4Hate . Fuck those bigots.

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James Fell

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6 months

It’s true. No one loves him.

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James Fell

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8 years

. @realDonaldTrump It scares me that you have a Trumpertantrum over satire. What happens when faced with real issues?

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8 years

Just tried watching Saturday Night Live - unwatchable! Totally biased, not funny and the Baldwin impersonation just can't get any worse. Sad

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James Fell

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2 years

@Stockwell_Day Hi, historian here. No, the two situations are not even remotely similar. Please apologize to the planet for the oxygen you used while writing this tweet.

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James Fell

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2 years

Trumpanzees: “If the FBI can do this to a former president, imagine what they can do to you!” Please do imagine it. Imagine the legal consequences of treason, of a coup attempt. Imagine rotting in prison for trying to destroy American democracy. Take all the time you need.

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James Fell

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2 years

“I fell off my bike.” —Everyone who has ever ridden a fucking bike

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James Fell

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3 years

Joe Biden is not my president. Because I’m Canadian. But I am relieved he is my neighbors’ president. Because that other guy fucking sucked.

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James Fell

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2 years

I just saw Candice Bergen—the fascist Canadian one—referred to as Murphy Brownshirt and I am legit fucking dying.

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James Fell

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5 years

5. The reason why I'm not interested in seeing them is the coercion aspect. Yes, she made an empowered decision that she should be celebrated for doing, because to hell with giving into extortion from some piece of shit hacker.

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James Fell

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4 years

Imagine this. It’s 1936 and you’re a teenager in Hitler’s Germany. Membership in the Hitler Youth has just become mandatory, but you say no fucking way because fuck that Nazi bullshit. What do you do? Answer: you become a pirate. Today in history:

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James Fell

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7 months

This fuckstick’s feed is pretty much what you’d expect. A couple of examples to follow.

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James Fell

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6 months

As a historian, to provide you with even a partial list of examples would require me paying Phoney Stark for an expanded character limit, and that’s not happening. But to answer your question, yes. I can list multiple such instances.

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James Fell

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7. So she did. And no one in the town looked, except for Peeping Tom.

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James Fell

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6. But it reminds me of the story of Lady Godiva and Peeping Tom. As legend has it, Lady Godiva was married to a douchebag who taxed the shit out of the people of Coventry. She begged him to ease off, and he said he'd only do it if she rode through town naked on a horse.

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James Fell

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4 years

@ScottAdamsSays I have a master’s degree in history and you have lost your fucking mind.

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James Fell

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3 years

Jeremy Farkas will do for Calgary what Jason Kenney has done for Alberta. This is not an endorsement. #yyc #yyccc

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James Fell

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11 months

This guy is such a fucking turnip.

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James Fell

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3 months

I like pineapple on pizza. You don’t. That’s a difference of opinion. I think Nirvana sucks. They’re your favorite band. Also a difference of opinion. I don’t end friendships over differences of opinion. I end them over differences of morality.

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James Fell

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4 years

Before you freak out completely, realize two things: 1. The people attempting this coup are the same ones who held a press conference between a dildo store and a crematorium. 2. The media is gonna lose lots of clickbait revenue come January 21, so they need to make money now.

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James Fell

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6 years

While out running I passed by a couple speaking Chinese to each other. Somehow, I managed to not freak out at them. Got home and the next door neighbor's black daughter is in her backyard. I refrained from calling the police. It's really not that hard to not be a piece of shit.

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James Fell

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4 years

It’s a great day to have never listened to a single Joe Rogan podcast.

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James Fell

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4 years

"Hi, I'm an idiot Trumpanzee and I'm going to prison." #Trump

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@Endthemisery1 Please stop embarrassing yourself long enough to google the difference between commerce and capitalism.

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James Fell

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4 years

@yogioabs How to look like a douche:

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James Fell

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These incels need to stop listening to Matt Walsh and maybe read a book.

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James Fell

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3 years

Dear Canada: The Conservative Party is turning into a bunch of wannabe Trumpers. Bear witness to what Trump has done, and commit to never letting such evil infiltrate our country. Canada needs a RATIONAL conservative alternative. Not what @erinotoole represents.

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James Fell

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3 years

@MattWalshBlog Tell me you’re a completely useless father without telling me you’re a completely useless father.

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In news that should surprise absolutely no one, Dr. Phil is still a piece of shit.

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James Fell

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5 years

I am an Albertan, and today I will vote. Today I will vote for honesty, not corruption. Today I will vote for inclusiveness, not bigotry. Today I will vote for supporting those in need, not making the rich richer. I am an Albertan, and today I will vote for the @albertaNDP .

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James Fell

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2 years

I’ll acknowledge Turkey’s rebrand as Türkiye when that county acknowledges the Armenian Genocide.

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James Fell

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3 years

#CovidIsOver is trending. No, it's not fucking over. You know what else isn't over? Humanity's penchant for being dumb as fuck.

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James Fell

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4 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the arrows on the floor at the grocery store are there for a fucking reason.

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James Fell

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4 years

I wrote about Sean Connery being an abuser, people got mad, so here is my blanket reply.

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James Fell

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6 months

This motherfucker has stupid he hasn’t even used yet.

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James Fell

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2 years

1 in 3 Canadians can fuck all the way off.

David Coletto

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2 years

About 1 in 3 Canadians believe "white people are discriminated against more now than those from visible minority communities in this country." Here's the relationship with federal vote

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James Fell

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2 years

Hospitals have Covid wards. They don't have vaccine injury wards.

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James Fell

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10 months

I can’t believe I have to say this, but Nazis are bad. Bad before WWII, bad during, still bad now. The worst kind of bad. There are no “very fine people” among them. If you disagree, you won’t like my book. Also, fuck you.

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James Fell

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3 years

Joe Rogan: Not a doctor. People who take health advice from Joe Rogan: Dumbfucks.

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@HerbsandDirt

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James Fell

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2 years

Holy fucking shit people in Ukraine are literally fighting for their lives and these freedumb convoy cockwagons are still “protesting”? Read the goddamn room.

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James Fell

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2 years

#VaccineSideEffects include: -Sore arm -Feeling shitty for a couple of days -Not dying of the fucking plague

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2 years

Fuck the #FreeDumbConvoy .

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James Fell

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5 years

@CGdelvallejr Deep inside every woman is definitely not your penis.

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James Fell

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@AshleyGWinter Next step: ♫ Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. ♫

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James Fell

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6 years

This piece by @michaelianblack hits home. What changed for me was the love of a strong woman who showed me true strength is the ability to care for others, and courage is doing what you know is right, even though it's often the more challenging path.

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James Fell

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3 years

@AngryBlackLady Hell yeah. People need to get on the right side of this sooner rather than later. For my "On This Day in History" column I'm writing about Don Cheadle's appearance on SNL wearing this shirt, and how trans people have existed as long as people have existed.

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James Fell

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2 years

Just when you think Joe Rogan can't get more stupid, he goes and gets way more stupid. It's like the guy has stupid he hasn't even used yet.

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James Fell

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5 months

Fuck your stupid racist Freedom Convoy bullshit.

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7 months

@notcapnamerica Be a Don Cheadle, not a Dave Chappelle.

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James Fell

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2 years

Joe Rogan is a stupid motherfucker who is idolized by stupid motherfuckers and him telling those stupid motherfuckers to vote Republican isn't going to make a difference because stupid motherfuckers already vote Republican.

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James Fell

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1 year

Jason Aldean makes music for people who steal catalytic converters for a living.

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James Fell

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2 years

Hey @realDonaldTrump : Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

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James Fell

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4 years

@Renegade_Sailor This is quite the self-own. Because the common denominator in all these interactions is that they just met you.

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James Fell

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2 years

If your job requires you to be vaccinated and you refuse, then you didn’t “lose” your job. You quit.

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James Fell

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2 years

@BecomeAManAgain So … the beta male and alpha male are going out on a date together? And the beta is wearing a red dress? Cool.

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James Fell

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4 years

Black Lives Matter. Covid is real. Masks work. Trump is evil. The GOP is complicit. She doesn’t owe you shit. Tax carbon. Carbs aren’t evil. Feminism is good. Body shaming is bad. Vaccinate your crotch goblins. Dark chocolate tastes like brown crayons. Oh, and fuck Caillou.

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James Fell

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8 years

@_nyb_ My reaction to yours is called "Mute."

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James Fell

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3 years

I know you don’t think this all your fault, @jkenney , but this is all your fault.

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James Fell

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“I can’t believe I used to like Bill Maher.” —pretty much everyone

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James Fell

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@chabob1 @BriannaWu Hi. Historian here. Hezbollah absolutely is a terrorist organization, you turnip.

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James Fell

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7 years

If you voted for @realDonaldTrump , then you made a bad decision. If you're still supporting @realDonaldTrump , then you're a bad person.

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James Fell

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2 years

People say Trump won’t be indicted because “Teflon Don nothing sticks to him” blah fucking blah. You ever own a Teflon pan? When that shit gets old and worn stuff sticks to it like glue.

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James Fell

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4 years

One silver lining to Covid is that you can be sitting on a park bench and if someone comes and sits next to you then you get to say, “Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck off.” and it’s still them who is the asshole.

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James Fell

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Two years ago, murderer Kyle Rittenhouse was found not guilty of murder despite being a murderer.

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James Fell

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2 years

Jordan Peterson’s downward spiral continues to gain speed. I do not know what will eventually become of him, but I expect it’s gonna be an even larger train wreck and he will tweet the entire thing, dragging gullible bigots along with him.

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James Fell

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2 years

It’s never too late to realize that your idolization of Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson was a huge fucking mistake.

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James Fell

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3 years

It has been an honor to serve as an Emotional Support Canadian during this difficult time in American history.

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James Fell

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4 years

See this? I am anti this.

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James Fell

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8 years

@AngrySnotRocket And the fact the no one likes or retweets your tweets shows that your 18,000 followers are fake.

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James Fell

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2 years

Dear CERN: Please do rip apart the space-time continuum and hurtle us into an alternate timeline, because this one fucking sucks.

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James Fell

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3 years

Calling on all Canadian politicians who have shown support to Donald Trump to publicly disavow him and his seditious activities. Looking at @CandiceBergenMP , @DevinDVote , @DonPlett , and any others. If you support Trump, you have no business holding public office in Canada.

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James Fell

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4 years

I wish to acknowledge three things: 1. Sean Connery died. 2. He was in some movies that I like. 3. He was an abusive asshole who beat women.

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James Fell

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4 years

@CyrusOfHearts I know math is hard, but if only 18.4% of women can orgasm from "PIV alone", then that means 81.6% can't. AKA "most". Here is another stat for you: ~100% of women who read this thread don't want to have sex with you. Ever.

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James Fell

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3 years

Around the world science-denying dipshits are holding their #freedomrally . Meanwhile, my fully vaccinated ass is at home drinking a beer and holding a go fuck yourself rally.

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James Fell

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4 years

We are long past the time of JK Rowling needing to shut the fuck up.

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