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"PARODY" MUSHER, pro snarker, Disabled Vietnam Combat Vet, Trumpeter, Songwriter, Keyboardist, PhD Polymer Scientist (yeah GI bill!), visiting scholar at UPenn

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Joined March 2013
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@BobZentrails
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If you see these people as a toxic plague on society, we should be friends! Ivanka Bill Barr Kellyanne Don Jr Mike Pence Trumpolini Jared Kushner Stephen Miller Sarah Sanders Mitch McConnell Toss me a follow I'll follow you back, we're stronger together when under attack.
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@Independent @SethAbramson I didn't need to hear his ringtone to figure this judge out
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@mikepompeo Proverbs 12:22 โ€” โ€œThe Lord detests lying lips, but he delights in people who are trustworthyโ€
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@SpeakThenThink @Acyn Because the BS question was a set-up to be followed by something like, "how about 20s BEFORE birth, you favor infanticide THEN?" 40s? 60s? etc. etc. etc.
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@joshtpm They claim to have video "proving" they were allowed to video stuff there. We'll never see that since it is an oxymoron
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@kylegriffin1 Start giving Seth Abramson some credit, guys:
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@BobZentrails
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@welladriansays @kyledcheney @nutmom123 True, but now they can't really go the faithless elector route without being charged with election interference
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@washingtonpost @emptywheel I spent 4 years in the US Navy, "Military-grade" doesn't impress me.
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@MeidasTouch @Acyn Jessus really makes you wonder about the "date my daughter" stuff.
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@BobZentrails
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@Acyn no carjacking in my state OK maybe Louisville OK maybe one or two outside Louisville OK I give up you win.
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@Acyn "I said Obama ON PURPOSE I was being sarcasmistack lib media always trying to make me look demonsional!!!"
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@BobZentrails
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@WasOnceLou @rgoodlaw @ericmwebb1 @DevlinBarrett @PerryStein @jdawsey1 Trumpolini threatening to give Putin TS stuff if he gets indicted?
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@BobZentrails
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@SethAbramson The good news was that the crowd was mostly listless and bored. His schtick is getting old even with the RWNJ rural crowd. They only really came to life for the "lock her up" part.
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@BobZentrails
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@Acyn LOL Stefanik went over to the dark side long ago
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@BobZentrails
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@Acyn great the IRS never prosecutes this. I gotta talk my employer into giving me some free stuff toot suite
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@SpeakThenThink @Acyn LOL ok you just don't get it
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@BobZentrails
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@Acyn Dark Brandon is WOKE tonight!!
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@BobZentrails
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@cwblogic @ciortea_madalin @oryxspioenkop It works you just have to run the video backwards
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@BobZentrails
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@natashakorecki Trumpolini says stuff like this all the time and pretends he doesn't know what all the fuss is about.
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@BobZentrails
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@audiomagnate @emptywheel @ShijeSings Reading the above quote I'm thinking he was going to try to turn it into a bong
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@BobZentrails
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@garykoepnick @elonmusk Readers with critical thinking skills are not Elon's target audience
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@amuse @Bubblebathgirl @BasedMikeLee bullsh*t you are leaving out the "green card" part, dipwad
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@ArtCandee @atrupar LOL and rising sea level actually reduces ocean front property, or in the case of Florida, puts it under water completely at high tide, great selling point down there.
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@joshtpm And she was using her magic ear rings to listen to Taylor Swift the entire debate
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@RonFilipkowski Sue for what? Did they create the porn site?
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@Acyn How did he know it was Fentanyl? And was it good sh*t?
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@BobZentrails
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@SethAbramson IMPEACH THE MOTHER****ER AGAIN!
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@BobZentrails
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@gtconway3d To be fair Trumpolini was just joking unless it actually happens in which case it was his idea all along unless the DEMs keep the House in Nov.
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@BobZentrails
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@RonFilipkowski @atrupar "Someone died but I'll make it about ME because why the hell not?"
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@kylegriffin1 If I'm her, I'm filing a third lawsuit and take away all that FakeTwitterTM money from him before the shares tank, so she's got about a month.
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@BobZentrails
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@Acyn Yep Anderson Cooper looks severely depressed right now
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@kylegriffin1 If Trumpolini wins this is our new Secretary of Education
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@Acyn I don't get any poll that has this moron above 30%
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@townhallcom working guy or fake wrestler, hard choice nitwits
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@BobZentrails
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@Acyn we REALLY need a nice German word for "accusing your opponent of doing what you are actually doing."
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@Acyn He said without a shred of being aware of the irony, but if you have no awareness that shouldn't be a surprise
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@morgonnm ah you're a Putin bot, now it all makes sense
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@JonathanTurley Great, now let's do your ancient ancestors Turdley, I'm guessing you had a couple winners back then.
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@BobZentrails
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@galavanter @mmehenriquez @benjaminwittes Yep. My theory is that Mueller finished things up so the DEMs can get on with #ImpeachmentHearingsNOW
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@PaulRudnickNY "Worst Adam's Family Remake EVAH"
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@Acyn I'm sorry but who gives a f**k what Ari Friggin' Fleishcher has to say about, hell, ANYTHING?
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@Acyn A passport to travel in Texasistan
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@meiselasb DARK BRANDON IS BACK!!!
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@BobZentrails
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@SethAbramson Hey Seth, where do I go to join your "Leftwing absolutist Trump hater" club willing to pony up $8 per month
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@joshtpm They were just practicing for the next TrumpoliniInsurrectionTM
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@joshgerstein @kyledcheney couldn't happen to a nicer... no that's not the word I was thinking of
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@BobZentrails
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@Acyn MAN GOPers sure been accidentally telling the truth a LOT lately
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@BobZentrails
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@hugolowell Biden will pardon him in 2024? That would be surprising
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@JuliusGoat @atrupar To be fair, his breast implants are really heavy #STUPIDASSHITGATE !
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@BobZentrails
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@SethAbramson I recommend that they storm the Pentagon on Sat. instead of the Capitol. I predict that they will get the appropriate reception there.
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@SethAbramson When Trumpolini added: "IF ROGER TAKES ME DOWN I'M TAKING ALL OF YOU WITH ME!" it kind of gave the game away.
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@TimRunsHisMouth @DonaldJTrumpJr LOL you forgot the part where Rick Perry was "canceled" by GOPer primary voters
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@kylegriffin1 @NBCNews JEEEESSSUUSS, she actually put "THEY THREATENED MY PETS!!!!!" in that letter. What a joke.
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@SethAbramson Absolutely. Commissioned officers are never really "retired" especially Generals. They are expected to obey the UCMJ for the rest of their life and I'm pretty sure NOT advocating for the overthrow of our government is mentioned in there somewhere.
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@justinbaragona "under fire" Extremely poor choice of words even considering Fox News' low standards.
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@Acyn I have a man crush on this guy
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@RonFilipkowski President Biden should take personal charge of this seeing how he now has immunity against doing anything criminal at this facility, since it is federal and under Biden's now free to do anything DOJ
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@PoliticOhMyGawd @DonaldJTrumpJr I'm still trying to figure out who "Michale" is
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@kyledcheney lawyer shouting at judge is taught to first year law students, as in, probably not a great career move.
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@SethAbramson LOL I'd pay good money to watch Roger Stone actually follow through on a Seth lawsuit. It would not be pretty for pool ol' Roger. LOL
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@kylegriffin1 "completely wrecking his 'I didn't do it!!!' OJ defense"
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@richones1 @WendyRogersAZ My favorite Robert E Lee story is the one where he surrendered to Grant.
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@BobZentrails
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@SethAbramson Fox News is now claiming that if the Articles are not sent to Turtle, that means that Trumpolini hasn't actually been impeached. LOL Pretty good sign they know Nancy is winning.
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@SethAbramson I'm 68 and the GOPers have been yelling "Dirty rotten commie DEMs" for as long as i can remember It worked sorta 50 years ago, I don't think it's gonna work today
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@amuse @Bubblebathgirl @BasedMikeLee It is not "illegal" for asylum seekers to enter our country without documentation, nice try though And they certainly do need a green card to start the citizenship process, a point you choose to ignore
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@BradMossEsq It's only coming from Shady Vance
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@atrupar "Sure he's a crook, that's what we like most about him!"
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@outofcontroljb @briantylercohen @realDonaldTrump And the Ethics Department didn't exist at all.
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@SpiroAgnewGhost @Acyn Nixon, looking up: "If only I had Fox News, Newsmax, and OAN back then, things would have ended far better for me! After all I WAS NOT A CROOK!!"
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@Acyn Sorry nitwit GOPers, SCOTUS just ruled that Biden has complete immunity to scru you over. Now we DEMs just have to convince him to do it or you guys will just take over.
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@rossmanmckinney @politico Yeah, I was thinking, there oughta be a law against interfering with an election by one of the participants AFTER THEY LOST Didn't think about the state law these two clowns are potentially violating. And probable exposure to COVID
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@kylegriffin1 They need to "Think like a GOPer" i.e. not even think about getting stuff like this, just do it. let em sue
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@nytimes Nancy: "Hold my beer, we don't have an agreement with Turtle, yet."
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@SethAbramson He actually worked with James O'Keefe? LOLOLOLOL And I used to say that Betsy DeVos was the stupid one.
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@ChuckGrassley We lead the world in oil production you numbnuts
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@SethAbramson "Founders" in scare quotes was a nice touch
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@Acyn They should get real jobs like selling shoes or something
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@realDonaldTrump THANK GOD YOU TWEET INSTEAD OF WORK!!! THANK YOU TOO!! NEXT WEEK WE SEND YOU A SPECIAL MESSAGE JUST FOR YOU!!!
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@SaintLaurant @yashar Not to mention Epstein
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@zaren @SharpObserver @joshtpm Yep, they're pushing back a little more than in the past. I'd like to see a lot more of that.
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@atrupar @Acyn tbf, Tommy Tubs doesn't actually know what Admirals and Generals do.
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@Rasmussen_Poll Quoting Stalin then accusing DEMs of being secret communists is, well, a really Stalin-like thing to do. Except coming from Stalin it would be a compliment and maybe you don't get sent to a Gulag.
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@atrupar SNL can just play this verbatim like they used to do with Sarah Palin
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@joshgerstein Since Palin is a public figure, that pretty much negates the entire case.
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@Africann_Hub @Acyn Putin bot is excited!!!
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@BobZentrails
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And Kayleigh McEnany
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@Acyn Orange Dumbo proves he knows nothing about hurricane season especially when the peak is
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@RepPfluger Yes, thems the facts Jack
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@GermanRoots5 @atrupar And Bolton lasted what, a couple weeks? And accomplished exactly nothing, thank goodness
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Question: "How do I put Wuhan lab leak, WH, censored, etc. into a single post. I know, I'll just throw them in randomly. Nobody expects me to make sense anyway!"
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@alex_anonsmythe @KofmanMichael They can't supply them, better to just let them get bogged down in the countryside, out of fuel and food. Which is what is happening right now, IMO. When they get close to Kyiv then you clobber them.
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@atrupar LOL $150 says that there is a box on that email that is checked that requires the poll taker agree to a recurring $150 "donation"
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@Acyn Russia was in Crimea under Trumpolini's watch, other parts as well
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@BDKealey @Nate_Cohn I don't give an ef if Biden wins IA as long as he gets to 270 some other way, but it would sure be nice if the pig castration specialist lost.
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@kylegriffin1 Is it wrong that I'm smiling. OK laughing my *ss off to tell the truth
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@freedomfan255 @SethAbramson I'm old enough, ok real old, to remember the Joe McCarthy era. They are worse now, but not by much.
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@Acyn occasionally, by accident, Trumpolini tells the truth. Never more than one per AdolfRallyTM
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