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Losing My Mind

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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
4 years
@J_W_Wanjiku @SkySportsNews You put your finger into another mans bottom, just to win a fucking header?!
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4 years
@whatisny @g0disadj Good luck getting through that scaffolding 🤔
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@BobMcDuck
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7 years
@Hephaestus7 Luckily for her, she can access private mental health care, a staggering amount of people can't get an appointment with NHS, due to her. 🐄👎
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5 years
Got this out of the cash machine at Davenport Post Office! 😳😬🤣🤣
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@BobMcDuck
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5 years
Just seen a kid walking home from school in his football/rugby kit, caked in shit from head to toe, he looked like something out of Kes, good lad, kids should be out getting caked in shit, not sat in front of computers playing Manic Miner or whatever they play nowadays. 👍🏻
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1 year
Fanny Fidler @ActualNames1
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3 years
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7 months
@fesshole My Dad & his GF went to Portugal on holiday, she saw a Portuguese man talking to his dog, which responded to everything he said, she was blown away that the dog could understand Portuguese FFS 🤦🏻‍♂️😤
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Bob McGowan
4 years
@TheDJohnsonR3AL This is Fred Perry for me, thankfully, British culture, anti-racism, 2 Tone, skin of any colour isn't an issue, one love. @saffiyah__khan @lynvalgolding 😎
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5 years
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Bob McGowan
2 years
“Give me your fucking bus pass, or I swear to god, I will increase your TV license” #SunakTheSnake
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Bob McGowan
6 years
I thought polyamorous meant you liked sex with parrots. #LouisTheroux
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Bob McGowan
10 years
Next time I see the ladies on Loose Women talking about how 'fit' a man is & use sexual innuendos, I'm going to phone the police. #CBB #ken
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Bob McGowan
3 years
"PULL THE FUCKING LEVER!"
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Bob McGowan
3 years
You'd have chosen number 99, wouldn't you? 😤
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Bob McGowan
6 years
More than adequate? 🤔 @Coldwar_Steve
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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
5 years
First time I met Mani, DRY201 a week or two after Blackpool, told him I'd got on stage & he was buzzing, had a beer with me & my mates, excuse the starstruck gurny face.
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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
4 years
@badly_drawn_boy ... Every house in Stockport has been sent this amazing piece of art by Stockport MBC, love it 😎
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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
6 years
@fourfoot MR PETER O'HANRAHA-HANRAHAN
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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
3 years
Prams
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Bob McGowan
4 years
Nipped out for something to do, found myself in Debenhams, where I found the Clark's Original Desert Boot, one pair left, happened to be my size .... TEN QUID!!!! 😳 Absolutely buzzing! 😎 #Shoe
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Bob McGowan
4 years
Just been for a walk 👍🍻
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3 years
@GrimArtGroup Ironically called Ups & Downs, Stockport 😐
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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
4 years
Remember when you first heard Moon Safari? Don't care what you were into, it was fucking amazing, got it on, put it on 😀
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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
2 years
Oh FFS 🤦🏻‍♂️ #bbcqt
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Bob McGowan
6 years
What she said ..... 👇You'll always be a legend to me @JaneyGodley ... #TrumpUKVisit
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Bob McGowan
5 years
Seems a good time to remind people about the plight of Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe & her family, she would probably be home now, but for our incompetent former foreign secretary, what ever happened to him? #NotMyPM #BorisOut
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5 years
Starting to regret throwing that toilet roll at Ray Clemence from the Stretford End in 1987 🤔🧻
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Bob McGowan
5 months
Chuffed to have won a piece of @BabaYoungblood artwork, I chose the @NORTHSIDE___ print, it's fantastic, thanks Baba, looking forward to receiving it x
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Bob McGowan
5 years
@Independent Why should he? She barked her usual insults at him, he was gracious enough not to rise to it.
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Bob McGowan
4 years
I can't stand Rachel Riley, avoided watching anything she's on, which isn't much, since she showed her true colours during the GE, horrible lying woman with an agenda. 4Q Rachel Riley. 🖕
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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
4 years
I was a grown man when I found out slaves were thrown overboard, into the sea, like a disposable item, it turned my stomach, this shit needs to be taught in all schools, fuck the empire, what a load of shit.
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Bob McGowan
11 months
@fesshole Sounds about right for someone who says "skirt"
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Bob McGowan
5 years
If you've nothing good to say, say fuck all. Slagging off creative people who've done more than you could ever dream of makes you look pathetic, big up what you like, don't belittle what you don't. Dicks.
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Bob McGowan
2 years
Rachel Riley was sacked as an ambassador for MUFC because she was a divisive twat, gets an MBE for ... being a divisive twat & helping fuck the country up, can't stand her. She's a liar. #ItWasAScam
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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
2 years
Smashed it! ⁦ @Dermo___ ⁩ , ⁦ @steveness ⁩ & ⁦ @Leah_Wallis99 ⁩ support ⁦ @ianbrown ⁩ at ⁦ @O2AcademyLeeds ⁩ 😎👏👏👏👏👌 Enjoy the rest of the tour xxx
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Bob McGowan
5 years
Young Frankenstein is on tonight, love that film. BBC2 11:25pm. 👍🏻
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1 year
@autismtalknd "you're not autistic because you can look me in the eye" 😤🤦🏻‍♂️
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1 year
@DrProudman It's from the Latin word 'cunnus'
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1 year
@fesshole I'm in a group called TradesPiss, we go around pissing through the letterboxes of tradesmen while they're at work.
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Bob McGowan
4 years
Just found the face of Dominic Cummings in a potato.
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Bob McGowan
5 years
Little Fluffy Clouds by The Orb .... Orb People
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5 years
@EPLBible Not sure about the denim shorts 🤔
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4 years
@freethestones
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4 years
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Bob McGowan
2 years
Just heard the news, hit me, The Specials changed my view of the world as a kid, they changed my life, put me on the right track, I’m absolutely devastated RIP Terry Hall xx
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Bob McGowan
2 years
I can't walk past Crowther Street without taking a photo 📷
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2 years
@Mandoline_Blue I’ve seen her on Tales of the Unexpected 🤔
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Bob McGowan
2 years
I’ll stick to disposable lighters, thanks, imagine carrying that round on a night out 😩
@mikegalsworthy
Mike Galsworthy 🇺🇦
2 years
Not the most effortless way to start a fire - but fun. 🤓 #hottestdayoftheyear #Science
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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
7 years
Spot on @chunkymark , debates are a 'job interview', you're asking the electorate to give you a job, would you send a friend to an interview?
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Bob McGowan
5 years
Self made, tax dodging, NHS suing, £7.5M bailout demanding bastard! 😤
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Bob McGowan
2 years
Am I contributing to the Tories by paying my TV License? 📺 Can I opt out? 🤔
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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
2 years
Two #Stockport Tory MP’s who voted in favour of filling our coastline’s & rivers with millions of gallons of raw sewage, William Wragg MP (Hazel Grove) & Mary Robinson MP (Cheadle) #turds #SewageScandal #TorySewageParty 💩
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Bob McGowan
4 years
Aria is 4 today!!! Happy Birthday babe xxxx 🤩😍🎂
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Bob McGowan
4 years
Made it to 49, no idea how, might not wake up yet, if I do, might go for a pint. 😀👍
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Bob McGowan
6 years
A friend of mine worked at DWP, broke her heart, she now works for a charity helping people with various disabilities navigate the benefits system & help with appeals against DWP decisions, as well as supporting them with issues with their disabilities. She knows. #IDanielBlake
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Bob McGowan
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Had too much cheese last night & had a dream, dreamt I was a yoof again walking down Oldham Street to buy the new albums by @NORTHSIDE___ & Flowered Up! I know, fucking mental!
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5 months
My @NORTHSIDE___ print has arrived! Thanks so much to @BabaYoungblood , looks even better in the flesh, really chuffed with it 😎 Cheers mate! 👍
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Bob McGowan
5 years
If we gave every person in the UK the same quality educational opportunities, maybe the country wouldn't be getting royally fucked up the arse by Old Etonians & other over privileged twats lining their own pockets. #ToriesOut
@BorisJohnson
Boris Johnson
5 years
If we gave every girl in the world the same quality of education as we give every boy, believe me we would solve the problems of humanity.
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Bob McGowan
5 years
Found an old lighter. 👍🏻
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Bob McGowan
5 years
@thecharlatans sounchecking at Royal Court, Liverpool, I think it was '92, I explored the building, amazing.
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Bob McGowan
3 years
@RodneyMarsh10 When players don't put the ball in the segment when taking corners, because a sliver of the ball is overlapping the line, pisses me off that. 😤
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1 year
@RaggedTP @lindyloo2914 It's what they do. If you hear a police officer shouting "stop resisting" it usually means they're about to give you a few punches, kicks & stamps.
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Bob McGowan
4 years
All the best x
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Bob McGowan
1 year
Solidarity with anyone struggling at the moment & I know there are quite a few of us, we aren't alone, it's hard work but we're stronger together, stick with it x
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Bob McGowan
6 years
You'd be one of the people nailing him to the cross you hypocrite.
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Bob McGowan
6 months
@BladeoftheS We have an extradition treaty with the US, right? He should be in prison for the amount of money he's syphoned into his father in-law's bank account. Blatant corruption.
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Bob McGowan
6 years
There was a bloke asleep on the train home, he had a chocolate finger behind his ear. His missus was also asleep, couldn't see her ears.
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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
6 years
The Fernwah are a bit good. Brilliant. @TheFernwehBand @yes_mcr 😎
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Bob McGowan
3 years
Aria hasn't had the best of weeks, her mummy has been in hospital & she's been amazing for her, she's not let it get in her way at school, proud Giggy, love her so much! X 🥰🥰🥰😚
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Bob McGowan
3 years
Found an Imperial Leather soap bar sticker in the crack of my arse, been using Dove for three fucking weeks 🤔
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Bob McGowan
5 years
@ShiiineOn_ @gazwhelanmusic @Happy_Mondays After Bummed, November 1989, I asked him to put to Bob, he wrote 10p & everyone apart from me pissed themselves. 😐
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Bob McGowan
4 years
Lots of the people who are suddenly showing compassion for people on the autistic spectrum & their carers, are the same people who mocked Greta Thunberg for ... being on the autistic spectrum. Hypocrites. I'm fuming.
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6 years
What a gig, @Michael_Head_ was amazing, @psycho_comedy were raucous & @badwool9 (Roy) is a must see whenever you can. Top night. @thisisgorilla
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4 years
@dgblack87 @J_W_Wanjiku @SkySportsNews Should've been tighter at the back
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4 years
Fox hunting wankers
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3 years
Overjoyed by Michael Head & The Red Elastic Band ... @michaelheadtreb
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Bob McGowan
4 years
Aria is now a schoolgirl!!!! 😭😭😭🥰🥰 So proud of her & her Mummy xxx
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Bob McGowan
2 years
@JohnEdwards33 I spoke to Ann Coffey MP in the run up to the election, I wished her good luck, her reply was “we’re going to need it”, I asked why & she was quite scathing about Jeremy Corbyn, baffled me, wasn’t surprised when she left to join whatever that short lived new party was called.
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Bob McGowan
3 years
In other news, my mum's got a dog! 😃😍
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Bob McGowan
3 years
Look what I've got!!! 😎🤩 @dovesmusicblog @jimigoodwin1
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Bob McGowan
5 years
30 years old! Wow! Happy Birthday 'Life' @inspiralsband 🥳
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5 years
Hallelujah - Club Mix by Happy Mondays ... @Happy_Mondays
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Bob McGowan
5 years
Gruff Rhys is one of the coolest people on planet earth, fact. @gruffingtonpost at @yes_mcr 😎
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Bob McGowan
6 years
@Nostalgic_Thing Carl Barat & Pete Doherty.
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Bob McGowan
2 years
Top day yesterday with ⁦ @ColdH20Swimmers ⁩, homeward bound 👌😎
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Bob McGowan
3 years
Me, leaving the bedroom to go for a piss in the night 🥶
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Bob McGowan
2 years
Smashed It! Nice one @Dermo___ & @steveness , top night at @33_oldhamstreet , @Jacecampbell03 👌👏 @ListenUpMusic_ 😎👌👏👏 xx
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Bob McGowan
3 years
Remember when a cowboy film lasted all fucking Sunday? 5 or 6 hours long, then That's Life was on 📺🤔😐
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Bob McGowan
5 years
I adore Ian Brown, but .....
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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
4 years
@WestieSpurs @__kh4l3d__ @SusanSm81601742 @thetimes Where did you see the footage of them driving unlawfully? 🤔
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Bob McGowan
4 years
Going halves on 10 cigs
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Bob McGowan
5 years
Went for some cans, took no chances. 😷🍻
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Bob McGowan
5 months
@addicted2newz Engaging with constituents, it's what politicians do during election campaigns, what's your problem?
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Bob McGowan
5 years
I designed a tshirt for @DisabilitySK 's 40th Anniversary Festival, being held at @StockportPlaza1 .... They do amazing work & help so many people, including myself, in & around #Stockport ... Brilliant people, every one of them. 👍🏻 Thank You. 👊🏻
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@BobMcDuck
Bob McGowan
4 years
Oh FFS. I'm heartbroken, a beautiful, talented, highly intelligent woman, can't quite believe it, hope it's not true. X #DeniseJohnson
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