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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

Trump before leaving the White House for Mar-A-Lago

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

3 months

If Travis Kelce is gonna throw punches at Training Camp again this year I hope he finds an excuse to toss one at Harrison Butker. Fucking dweeb.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@EWErickson you won't believe it, this guy expected me to call him "Erick." Can you believe that? People just get to pick what they're called? No. I say no. I called him Horatio because I'm a Christian.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

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@willchamberlain Please tell step-parents all over the country they’re not real parents. Omg I bet that’ll be a big winner for you guys, definitely hammer that one!

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@GlennKesslerWP It means *actively* accumulating facts. Not casting doubt with a half-assed disclaimer that it will be true if proven true

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@angiericono "investigative reporter" just takes the cops at their word lol if you wanna be their press secretary, just apply

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@harrylitman Every coach I ever had did this. Some players joined, some didn't, no one ever thought twice about it. I don't understand the uproar on this one.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

3 months

QAnon for lefties with trust funds

sentient bloomberg terminal

@kayrosso1

3 months

Understandable, you’re just a NYTimes reporter. Columbia students made a handy map for you though.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@WaitingOnBiden lol totally the same thing man, you got him

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@agraybee If you're gonna harp on EVERY LITTLE DETAIL this is never gonna be any fun

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@SamHanOW i don't think the government should prevent him from saying it i think travis kelce should punch him

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@Eagles76ersTalk @etanowitz @MLB @Phillies @Cody_Bellinger @Dodgers What kind of loser makes a comment like this

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@agraybee Wormholes, baby. Get in loser, we're folding space.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@stewwoot @ProFootballTalk Have you tried not being such a whiny loser

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@tarmactomato no, i think losers who believe what he believes should be punched

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@agraybee I will continue being a poll unskewer until I see some concrete proof that people 18-29 and black voters have truly moved 25-30 to the right Because if that’s reality, Dems will never win another election anyway so it doesn’t matter

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@NFL_DovKleiman @HondoCarpenter lmao yeah, ok, the guy who played for Jon Gruden hasn't had hard coaching. What transparent nonsense.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@DanielDenvir @GregGrandin so nothing is happening, you just crave attention

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@aimeeterese @midcharlemagne @whstancil yes that's the woman he raped

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@AndrewPetcash @iamccards God you’re a loser

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@HashtagGriswold Do republicans have agency or not

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@Biaggi4NY Will you commit to not running for re-election post menopause?

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

3 months

Congrats, this is Joe Biden.

Tim Miller

@Timodc

3 months

We need to create a space in the discourse for people who are against terrorism/hostage taking, against reckless bombing of aid workers, against perpetuating famine, against anti-Semitic protests, against only protesting one side of the conflict, and against militarized police

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@clarkpetion305 @SupremeMarc_ @Live4myseeds @NDGotNext That’s not how any of it works. Leave the phone unplugged and go to sleep

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@DrewHLive @TPUSA If only there were video

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@katewillett @GCDlAZ lol the answer always is "just be a dictator"

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

1 year

@SharpFootball Reason infinity why "QB Wins" is not a real stat.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@naimjutha @mehdirhasan Disliking terrorists is a good thing

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@Ryanmasters16 @ChefGruel @TexasAustyn Yeah this is not real

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@rudepundit Were you in a coma 2015-2016?

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@ParkerMolloy welcome to how democracy works, i'm sorry it's not like tv

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@Esqueer_ This is pure fiction. Where do you people get such nonsense

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

If you think "codifying Roe" is the end of the fight, please understand that SCOTUS has recently gutted the ACA, the Voting Rights Act, and now the Clean Air Act. All "codified," all attacked by SCOTUS. The ballgame is controlling SCOTUS. Everything else is a stopgap.

Mark Joseph Stern

@mjs_DC

2 years

The Supreme Court's first decision of the day is West Virginia v. EPA. In a 6–3 decision by Roberts, the court strictly curbs the EPA's power to mandate carbon emissions from existing power plants.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@2020GTOY @owenrumney @peltzmadeline Commit crimes like daddy trump, but for things I want!

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@DrewSav Lol yeah man it’s crazy when you just make things up and claim they happened

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@asymmetricinfo @gtconway3d what else do european mothers get, megan

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@What46HasDone @POTUS They voted to “codify Roe” like 2 weeks ago. I’m not seeing any credit

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@ebruenig This is what you wanted

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@Pinko69420 You made both of those things up, no one ever said that

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@WehnerNick @tarmactomato anyone who calls this place "X" lmao

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@carellijawn thank you

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@ryanlcooper “Black people don’t have agency” is an unsurprising take from you at this juncture

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@katewillett what incentives or threats would you like, civics knower

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@matthewjdowd Oh why doesn’t he just tell them they have 15 minutes before he waves his magic wand and gives everyone a fucking pony WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@HaroldA24367 what makes you believe that?

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@2WaysToPlay @JonathanTamari You’re right, any decent Republican would’ve switched to D by now.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@david_darmofal @mariashriver Yeah, I mean, courage would've been a year and a half ago. This is preservation.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@bigsnugga @biggesth8r Go to NK and report back

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

1 year

@USFL wouldn't it be smarter to do this after the NFL draft? the Panthers gonna "draft" Bryce Young? Then what?

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@AhmedBaba_ Real "originalists" would think themselves out of extinction. 1) we should interpret laws the way the Founders thought we should 2) the Founders thought our interpretation should change with the times 3) Like the Founders, I will interpret with the changing times /Fin

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@faithav_ @willchamberlain Right. Doesn’t sound like Republicans at all

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@owillis @peterkohan Re-up your Netflix sub if you want to be entertained.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@SimpleSCOTUS @highlander_tst He never was lmao whoever runs this account getting real close to outing their allegiances

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@JClarkNBCS I will never forgive Eli for being likeable.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@ianjcam @DrLoupis you are close to getting it

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@BetMGM Patience? No. Just void the bets, what is wrong with you people

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@rebeinstein @GunnelsWarren Jesus Christ just no idea how any of this works and not the least bit of curiosity to find out

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@neoavatara @FormerlyCBM Lol no you weren’t, who’s the charade for?

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@What46HasDone @mehdirhasan wait, i thought they were upset that it wasn't *more* rushed? can they make up their mind?

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@admcrlsn That PA number is a joke. Ain’t happening

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@Citiz3n5 @TWLadyGrey great presidents would never stand and smile while watching something entertaining

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@electrolemon I see why you’re not employed

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

1 year

People who say shit like this actually want Republicans to win. They oppose the obvious progress electing Democrats brings because if things are getting better, they’re not relevant. They want people to stay scared and hopeless. They want nihilism. It’s good for their pockets.

🔥TURN UP THE HEAT🔥

@BreeNewsome

1 year

Dems constantly saying “vote, vote, vote” is not a response to the crisis we face “Vote, vote, vote” only works if opposing sides agree on basic things like democracy & human equality But we are dealing w/ a violent, openly fascist movement that wants to make elections obsolete

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@RebeccaRoseGold @TimRunsHisMouth @Yankees What would you two say is your favorite thing about children being murdered. I know it’s a long list but try to just keep it to your most favorite, thanks!

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@NomadicNicky @ryanswalters73 Haha they’re dead

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@ChrisKattan4eva @2020GTOY @owenrumney @peltzmadeline Lol outstanding. You people are just as fascist as the MAGA crowd, you just think it’s perfectly justified

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

2 years

@agraybee check my mentions, there's a ton of them ranging from things we can't do legally all the way to outright crime

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

1 year

@VongolaBurst16 @USFL right, but where is the cutoff? Do they just guess? Only take guys who have applied to be in the pool?

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@DanteAtkins Absolutely no one from “KHive”* has said they wouldn’t vote for Fetterman *khive is just a sly way of saying “black people,” you’re not slick

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@abughazalehkat what concrete thing could Biden do to "pressure" them lol

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@WaitingOnBiden lol totally the same thing man, you got him

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@bobbythesweeper yeah you guys made up this idea of blanket tolerance, i think people like him should be punched

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@FrankLuntz @blue_labs No one is more popular than the backup quarterback Until they're no longer the backup.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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Hey I’m not a doctor but I don’t think one does this with dementia

LadyGrey 🇦🇲🇺🇦🇺🇸

@TWLadyGrey

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I don’t know what to say. I want this guy running the country though.

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@mcbyrne You’re not leading anything lol

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@choffstein oh, well, when you put it that way it doesn't sound like a ridiculous scam at all.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@samstein “The idea that” … lmao

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

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@faithav_ @willchamberlain Then why on earth would you support Donald Trump

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@2WaysToPlay @JonathanTamari Lol says the guy who’s cool with Trumpy fascism but hates the presentation. Get fukt

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

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@LevineJonathan He fell asleep every day of his felony trial and talks about Hannibal Lecter constantly like he’s a real person

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@agraybee “We are absolutely awful to everyone” isn’t the grand retort they think it is

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@S_Benavides1 @POTUS @TheDemocrats You’re getting a free $10,000. That’s exactly the same as 19 dead kids. Straight to hell.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@introvertedwife there are entire cable channels dedicated to the murder porn, what the hell backlash exists

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@JClarkNBCS @LaneJohnson65 @jake_elliott22 JAKE GET OUT OF THE WAY

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@agraybee And not a single person who relies on polling to make a living will reckon with this possibility. They won’t even seriously entertain it. Which tells me they see it too.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@JoeBanner13 Man just say you don’t care about Palestinians at all, this is boring watching you dance around it

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@ElieNYC @FaniWillisForDA @TheJusticeDept what the hell are you talking about

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@mjs_DC What should he be doing? Answer the question.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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The funniest outcome of all this would Trump genuinely having a come-to-Jesus moment and his cult turning on him for it and not voting.

Axios

@axios

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Trump rewrites speech after shooting, says he wants to "bring the country together"

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@cushbomb Is this the shit you gotta do to have a podcast?

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@atrupar Everyone with a substack eventually turns into whatever this is. You held out longer than most, but here we are

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@mjs_DC What should he be doing? What would make you happy?

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@kibblesmith ……. What did you want to happen

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@burgessev @chrislongview Oh no what is @kenklippenstein gonna tweet about now

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@lxeagle17 there is not "a lot" of data to suggest that. It is, at best, mixed. You have an axe to grind and are at the point of just making things up.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@MrSmiles1995248 why are all you weirdos saying this same thing

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@BarExamTutor Just proving the uselessness of the exam. These things are either important for minimal competence or they’re not

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@ashleyfeinberg “Lol why don’t we just blackmail our members” is A+ strategy, no notes

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@mjs_DC I look forward to states funding schools run by the Church of Satan.

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Bobby FakeName, Esq.

@BobFakeNameEsq

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@TreesSecret @Polyspike @_FleerUltra @NotABigJerk There is none. The answer was 2016 and to make sure Democrats replace the conservative justices. That's it. There's no magic answer.

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