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@BlueIvysaur

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I’m Carlos and Mariah Carey hatched me from an egg. 🇸🇻🏳‍🌈♍ he/him/his Snap: dumbthotticus PSN: dirtylildamsel SW: 6307-8398-6981

New York, USA
Joined July 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I MET KYLIE FUCKING MINOGUE 😩😭🥹❤️
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You’re telling me this is the same person????
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My great grandmother when she traveled to America with no money, no family and was 16 in the middle of Miami in 1934
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Me getting chased by the killer in dead by daylight
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Shakira and Jlo at the Super Bowl
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Blair St. Clair vs Jujubee during the AS5 variety show
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@miz_cracker watching @KameronMichaels performance at the premiere last night 💀
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3 years
Someone said it’s bc her husband legally can’t be around Olivia Rodrigo 💀💀💀
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Nicki Minaj bails on 2021 VMAs performance: 'I'll explain why another day'
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Me unsharing my album on grindr
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Todrick Hall needs to relax
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@normalfunnygirl Once I was silently tripping on E and I saw a twink crab walking in a green speedo while the lights flashed and I thought my sleep paralysis demon came out to play 😭😭😭
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Cracker, Blair, and Jujubee watching Alexis and India go at it knowing they’re all safe now
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@pussynits This was a serve wym
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Met the woo ah bitch the other day 😭💙 @kimpetras
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Just had to unfollow a white gay that hasn’t posted shit about the protests or blm but is taking a break from all social media for his mental health
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Gays coming for Lana’s album cover as if their friend groups don’t look exactly like that
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Doja Cat tickets sold out immediately and now they’re selling for $100 each on stubhub
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@pussycatdolls @edvvin_2 NOT THE PUSSYCAT DETECTIVES
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Got a grindr haircut today and I could feel his boner poking and rubbing on my back the whole time
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Gay dating is weird bc someone’s bf will be flirting with me and I don’t know if he’s cheating or if they’re open and I never wanna ask bc 1 it’s not my business and 2 that’s awkward af to ask so I just go along with it and hope for the best
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Who started the rumor that Mr. Fantastic and Scarlet Witch squashed their beef 💥
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@LeaksDbd The new survivor in question
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@DeadByBHVR Not Kylie Sonique Love?!?!?!
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Late hump day post 💜
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Life wouldn’t be so bad if we had Euphoria season 2 already
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@dragmetofilth Sigourney clearing in the next titans idc
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When I’m out with my friends and see the ugly guy on grindr that won’t stop messaging me
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Hey sweet face 🔪
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holy terrain (feat. Future)
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Me signing on to my online class and seeing my face pop up on the screen
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5 years
How I’m tryna be with oomf’s foreskin 🥺
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Zuko: There’s something off about her. I can’t explain it but she’s slipping. Azula:
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4 months
Need a massage 💆🏽‍♂️
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Baby that’s Troye Sivan
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3 years
I think about Natalia Kills doodling on her album covers and crossing her name out when I met her five years ago a lot 😭
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Baby tell me what’s your motive...........
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Deleted and unfollowed lmao
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4 years
Omg Adele
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4 years
Accidentally bottomed for the first time since February
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3 years
When the top cums before the bottom
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3 months
Who’s tryna zig a zig my ah
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@janjanjan Life imitates art
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4 years
Let me wrap my thighs, all around your waist, just a little taste 🙈
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5 years
Some dl guy on grindr hmu with a dick pic and when I asked for a face pic he said I went to middle school with him but won’t tell me who he is unless I guess correctly so I recruited my two middle school fag hags to get to the bottom of this with the clues I’ve gathered
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5 years
My sugarboo, I’m levitating ☁️💫
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4 years
Me unfollowing all the accounts I thirst followed that didn’t follow back when I’m sober tomorrow
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4 years
I followed this guy for thirst traps and all he does is post pics of his kids
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1 year
@Tinashe My audition
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4 years
Grindr taking off racial filters is horrible bc now I’m forced to see all the white people that live near me 😣
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4 years
Beep beep is that my bestie in a tessie???
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5 years
They brought a sketch artist to my job today 🥺
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5 years
Literally can’t sleep because of this video 😭
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3 years
I can’t believe we saw the dad’s hole pics
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5 years
Watching Scooby Doo on Zombie Island on netflix and Beau is the reason why I’m gay 🤤🥵
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5 years
When bae sends hole pics 🙈
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4 years
All of twitter fan casting The Muses for the live action Hercules with main pop girls as if it’s not gonna come out sounding like this...............
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
3 years
Happy hispanic heritage month to these queens
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
1 year
Drag race down under premiere kinda the worst premiere of the entire franchise
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
2 months
Oopsies
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
3 years
Zuko w the fireball 🥵🥵🥵
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
4 years
Play with my bussy but don’t play with my emotions
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
2 months
🧷🧷🧷
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
4 years
Me outside my hookup’s house waiting for my uber home
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
3 years
People don’t like Eurekkka not bc she’s a big girl people don’t like her bc said the n word multiple times, antagonized The Vixen and used her whiteness to play the victim, and used Kingsley’s skin color as a way to sabotage Aquaria during the makeover challenge
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
2 years
When someone offers me poppers at the club
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
4 years
Juicy just like clementines 🍊
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
3 years
Me when ghostface calls me on the landline and I didn’t even know I had one
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
5 years
How do I tell my mom I’m coughing bc I was s*cking d*ck and not bc of coronavirus 😶
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
1 year
Diva down
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
5 years
Just unfollowed 70 accounts lms if you survived the snap
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
4 years
🌈🌈🌈
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
5 years
Just cleansed my TL and unfollowed 180 accounts lms if you survived the snap
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
5 years
Me after committing tax fraud
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
6 months
Forgot to post a leg update 👉🏽👈🏽
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
4 years
Back to work like I never left 🤧
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
5 years
Just made a private twitter who wants the @
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
4 years
Another season of all stars over means another year of living in fear of seeing E*reka on my tv screen again
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
3 months
Let’s work it out on the remix 💪🏽
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
5 years
I sent out a vid of my dog being cute to a bunch of guys on snap and one responds with a dick pic
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
2 months
Need a haircut real bad
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
12 days
👻💪🏽
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@atmarcher
archie 🏹🇵🇸
24 days
biceptember...
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@BlueIvysaur
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3 years
Oh my god what happened to the sun?
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
3 years
Had in n out for the first time the other day and idk if everyone in the world is collectively lying to me or themselves but that was the worst burger and fries I’ve ever had in my life
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
4 years
My dad silently leaving the room everytime I put on Drag Race is the funniest microaggression ever
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
5 years
Didn’t realize how fast November went so now I have to find a bf to buy me a Christmas gift ASAP
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
4 years
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttcccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
4 years
@TATIANNANOW Dealt with a long skinny one and felt like I was getting stabbed 🙂
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
5 years
It’s dummy cold outside 🥶🥶
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
1 year
Say you’re just a friend I’m a little liar 🤭
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
2 months
Yuck 😖
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@BlueIvysaur
C̷̡̘̦͐͊̀̀̔ą̵͎̗̦͗͊͠r̶̥̐ĺ̵̗͍̩̌o̴͈̝̔̿̽́͋s̸̢̟̊̐🥀
4 years
Lms if I’m your boyfriend too
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