Lafayette, thank you for a wonderful weekend. I came alone and made more friends and had more fun than I could imagine.
The fans were great, I’m glad to have a rivalry between two schools who both have something special going.
I’m still pissed don’t get me wrong.
#SMTTT
Thank you
@Wilks_5
for everything.
Congratulations on being the Top Mustard Applicator™️ of the 2024 season.
I have contacted your family to get you the belt pictured below.
It’s been an honor being your fan 🫡
#SMTTT
There was no need for this….
My heart is broken.
Life can be taken from any one of us at any minute for any dumb reason.
Rest in peace, MJ. You’ll be dearly missed.
#SMTTT
@bobounds
You are the poorest AD in your own conference.
Almost 60% of your budget is TV money.
Most the value of your AD is getting its asses kicked by LSU and Bama.
Regards,
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
Southern Miss just means more.
He could have left for more money, better facilities, etc. and no one would’ve blamed him, but he didn’t.
That’s something you won’t find often in college sports. Let’s rally and do something wild
@SouthernMissBSB
Thank you 40 🫡
#SMTTT
A story I feel went under told was the bounce back Chandler Best had from Tommy John Surgery
To be told you can’t play the game you love after helping shut the door vs LSU is an emotional whiplash that’d end most people’s aspirations.
He came back like business as usual.
#SMTTT
@GfedGoCrazy
He’s like this for every game at every moment. I saw him sweat through his suit last year vs an NAIA school when we were up 20
That’s when I knew he was going to be special
Y’all give your fathers a hug today, tomorrow isn’t always guaranteed and time with family is priceless. Don’t let time slip away.
Miss you dad, thanks for giving me the USM brainworm.
Regards,
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
Well fellas, it’s not where we thought we would wind up 🤷♂️
BUT LETS SHOCK THE WORLD BOIS
They gave us
#housemoney
to play with, let’s have a fucking blast
#SMTTT
@shadwhite
….you are aware political science and economics are ‘garbage fields’ right?
Every single educational institution you have attended relies on liberal arts majors that you
refer to as ‘garbage majors’ right?
Stop trying to gut public/university education
Diablo crossed the rainbow bridge today. I found him on the side of the road on S28th with a head injury.
He was buried with dignity in the backyard he dearly loved.
Thank you for all who shred, means the world to me
Hello primarily Hattiesburg followers. My dog, Diablo, decided to run off his leash in university heights last night and I have yet to find him.
If you can keep an eye out/spread the word I’d appreciate it.
#SMTTT
#HATTIESBURG
YESTERDAY WAS INCREDIBLE
THERE WAS TOO MUCH MUSTARD™️ TOO NARROW DOWN.
THE LATE MUSTARD SHOW TOOK THE DAY WITH CHEF RUSSO APPLYING THE FINISHING MUSTARD™️ ON HIS RECIPE FOR A MUSTARD AND BLACK CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP!
THE BOIS GOT GRIT UNLIKE ANY USM TEAM IVE SEEN BEFORE
#SMTTT
An emotional Ty Long speaks after Ripley’s (
@ripleybaseball
) 2-0 loss to Sumrall in the MHSAA Class 4A state title game.
Long, a Southern Miss signee (
@Ty_Long2
) had no earned runs, 27 K’s and only allowed four hits in two games on the mound in the series:
@russrace40
@RedditCFB
Boise, the 51st state after secession from Idaho on 12/15/2023
Y’all just need to catch up on your current events. This guy is on the cutting edge of breaking news.
TODAY, THE BOIS DID THEIR MOMMAS PROUD.
AN ABSOLUTE MONSOON OF MUSTARD ON MOTHER’S DAY MEANT THAT WE GET MOTHER’S DAY MUSTARD SHOTS™️
THERE WAS A LOT OF MUSTARD APPLIED, BUT I NARROWED DOWN THESE THREE MUSTARD MOMENTS AS THE MOST IMPORTANT.
Happy Mother’s Day from BBM™️
#SMTTT
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms who spent tens of thousands of dollars and countless weekends in random ass cities for travel ball tournaments to ensure our bois would be nasty at baseball.
None of this is possible without y’all.
Highest regards,
#SMTTT
TODAY THE BOIS SHOWED GRITTY PULP MUSTRD APPLICATION™️ AGAINST A VERY GOOD TEAM NAMED AFTER CONTRACEPTION DISTRIBUTOR™️
RUSSO GOT THE FIRST MULTI MUSTARD NIGHT™️ OF THE POST SEASON WITH TWO BULL RUN DUBBLES TO SECURE THE MUSTARD W™️
ANNOUNCEMENT IN 🧵
#SMTTT
I’m sitting here in my lil USM polo watching my team get waxed feeling like a major dipshit with the halftime commentators laughing at us.
How yall doin
#SMTTT
D3 Natty Champ turned D1 Southern Miss Legend
@Billy_Oldham21
has become a dominant Friday Night starter and is helping USM chase down championship of their own….
@11point7
🤝
@SouthernMissBSB
Tonight was a mustard heavy night.
Here are the three moments that stopped us from midweek madness.
From Paetow starting us off, Monistere hitting with bases loaded (a rarity), and Russo sealing the lead with bases loaded (maybe not a rarity?).
Good start to a huge week.
#SMTYY
THE DAY WAS LONG,
THE WEATHER WAS WERID,
BUT THE FELLAS GRINDED THEM SEEDS TO GET THIS GRITTY MUSTARD W™️
MUSTARD MAN MONISTERE HAD BEEF WITH THAT BASEBALL AND PHOTO EVIDENCE THIS MORNING SHOWS SLADE WAS ANGRY.
Tip cap to App, played hard.
LETS GET A RING TOMORROW BOIS!
#SMTTT
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY FOR MUSTARD BALL.
MATTHEW RUSSO SMACKED THE ASS OF THE BOTTLE AND A FLOOD OF MUSTARD CAME FOLLOWING HIS GRAND SALAMI EXXXTRA MUSTARD SHOT™️
SLADE ALSO APPLIED MUSTARD THAT ENSURED OUR BOIS GOT TO THE HOTEL EARLY.
LETS BREAK OUT THE BROOMS, BOIS.
#SMTTT
Lol Tenner fan just tried to fight my ass bc I rooted for my team when they did something good.
Most everyone else was pleasant though, Knoxville is a fun town!
#SMTTT
If we get 1k people paying at least $17mo (cut a subscription you don’t use)
That’s at least $204k a year in the collective on top of large donations
@Coach_Hall7
gets at NIL events
There’s a good chance to bottle lightning, and do something special if we do this right
#SMTTT
Thank you
@TheRealAC5
You have played a significant part in bringing USM basketball back to being competitive again.
No matter where you go or what you do, you’ll always have the entire USM fan base rooting for you.
Always and Regards,
Bleacher Buzzard
#SMTTT
Dear
@jmcclain_USM
Can you hire
@RodDavis24USM
for a linebacker coach? At least offer.
He is wildly qualified and the vibes would be right.
Regards,
Bleacher Buzzard
#SMTTT
So was today just too perfect of weather for y’all to show up in the stands? What’s the excuse
If you don’t sit in the stands, get a SRO ticket.
People on either side of me ain’t shown up all year, meanwhile the lounge is filled with our best fans.
Regards.
#SMTTT
IT WAS DO OR DIE TIME.
AND THE FELLAS DID NOT DIE.
CONGRATS TO
@gillespie_davis
FOR THE MAIN MUSTARD MOMENT™️ OF THE DAY.
WE ALSO HAD ELECTRICITY FROM MUSTARD MAN AND A HEART WARMING MUSTARD BONK™️ BY
@braden2030
HOUSE MONEY BOYS, LET’S MAKE A RUN.
(Hoping the best for the Norse
Unrelated but I got a new dog a little while back
Meet Murky!
She was one of Hattiesburg’s longest shelter stays when I adopted her.
She has shaped up to be a very good girl when she isn’t breaking into food not meant for her
#Adoptdontshop
Listen guys,
Church happens every Sunday.
COASTAL IS IN TOWN ONCE EVERY TWO YEARS.
Get your ass to the Pete and hit up afternoon mass after.
Regards,
#SMTTT
Listen, show up tomorrow or don’t, those of you who didn’t show up tonight bc it sprinkled at 330, missed some magical shit.
Section L sang Creed together when Brady Faust went up to bat
We’re gonna have fun with/without you, don’t be boring, join us. It’s a huge series.
#SMTTT
The Soul Al (Bama) fan yelling obscenities into the EPSN+ microphone about the ump blowing a call and the announcers immediately saying it was a strike according to the robot was awesome
#SMTTT
ITS BEEN A FANTASTIC WEEKEND TO BE A GOLDEN EAGLE.
CONGRATS TO
@Wilks_5
FOR THE FIRST EVER MUSTARD SHOT™️ HAT TRICK. ONLE THE GREATEST STATISTICAL ACCOMPLISHMENT IN BASEBALL.
@gillespie_davis
AND
@BroadusGabe
ALSO APPLIED MUSTARD.
REST UP BOIS, YALL HAVE EARNED IT.
#SMTTT
EVERYONE, THE BOIS DID IT. THEY APPLIED CLUTCH MUSTARD.
I ACTED LIKE AN ASS THE ENTIRE TIME AND THEY DIDNT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN ASS LEAVING.
It was really one of those games where it felt like we watched the team grow in real time.
LETS KEEP THE MUSTARD MANIA™️ GOING.
#SMTTT
At the very depths of Marshall’s bullpen, someone needed to break the dam and start the flood
AND DID PAETOW BLOW THE DAM WIDE OPEN WITH THIS THREE RUN TUNA BOMB XXXXXTRA MUSTARD
FROM THIS THE EAGS GET THEIR FIRST SWEEP OF THE SEASON
(Mustard Shot leaderboard post later)
#SMTTT
Hello all.
I lost on a split decision against a 10 year veteran boxer with 3 belts.
Tough draw for my first athletic event ever, but kickboxing is next!
Dear
@robertstjohn
,
I am not a restauranteur, but you are simply missing a prime NIL opportunity by not having a dish named the “Tuna Bomb” where like $1 goes straight to Carson Paetow idk how that works.
I believe you can get this done
Regards,
Bleacher Buzzard
#SMTTT
WELL TODAY WAS PROBABLY THE LAST BIT OF PTP BALL FOR THE YEAR. ITS BEEN A BLAST!
CONGRATS TO THE SENIORS
AND
CONGRATS TO OUR FELLAS FOR RACKING CLUTCH MUSTARD WHEN WE NEEDED IT.
LETS GO GET A RING FELLAS.
#SMTTT
I do not want to do this
We have been left behind by the top echelon of hitting since he took over as hitting coach
The numbers do not lie
I genuinely want him to be a great hitting coach, but he’s not and it’s an objective hindrance to our program
Regards
Your biggest fan
#SMTTT
LET’S RUN THE TABLES LIKE EVERY GAME IS THE LAST
LEAVE IT ALL ON THE FIELD
PUT IT ALL ON BLACK
THEY FUCKED UP AND GAVE YALL HOUSE MONEY AND EVERYTHING TO GAIN
#SMTTT
Y’all, let’s make it happen.
Brick by Brick, Burner By Burner, Shitpost by Shitpost, we can give USM the online attention and NIL our athletes deserve.
Keep being hilarious and consider donating to NIL if you haven’t already.
#SMTTT
Winning scenes from RGC
We entered a time loop where 10 seconds of basketball somehow took 20 minutes.
Put a diaper on Arky State’s coach and make sure he has his binki for the ride home.
#SMTTT
The mustard shot of the night goes to
@Wilks_5
for his confusing, weird, and beautiful inside the park home run.
The divine buzzard sent us the fog and told me to break out my phone
Who names their mascot after a tree?
#SMTTT
Dear Fellow Void Screamers,
I’d like to thank all the USM fans and twitter spam robots for helping me reach 500 followers.
It’s been fun and I don’t intend to stop anytime soon.
Regards,
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
Its always fun to have SEC opponents in town
ITS EVEN BETTER WHEN YOU WIN
The Mustard Shot Moments that made that possible were:
Davis Gillespie for his double that gave us early control of the game!
To Tuna for his crucial HR that put us over in the 7th!
Apply mustard.
#SMTTT
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms who spent tens of thousands of dollars and countless weekends in random ass cities for travel ball tournaments to ensure our bois would be nasty at baseball.
None of this is possible without y’all.
Highest regards,
#SMTTT
The average Ole Miss fan leaving PTP tonight.
Have a nice time swinging back to your house in Canebrake you don’t have furnished.
I hope the traffic is terrible.
Regards,
#SMTTT
Hello
@DiamondVols
I got a traveling question that many others probably have as well.
Aside from your fine dining at 3 Applebees locations;
What other places in Knoxville are worth going to eat/drink/party?
The most mid regards ever,
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
#SMTTT
@SouthernMissBSB
Who are you and what have you done to my baseball admin?
He would have never put out a caption with such little electricity after a 16 run W
Desperate times called for desperate measures.
Cmon fellas, I can only produce a limited amount of thunder causing chem trails.
Reset and apply a Mustard Monsoon™️
#SMTTT
🚨
A championship belt has been bought.
It will be given to the Top Mustard Applicator™️ 2024
Also, a small fan club of burner I assembled did a little fundraiser yesterday for NIL
$650 was raised in one afternoon
We won’t have moments like this anymore unless you donate
#SMTTT
Fuck you dude fuckin resign my god you don’t need the extra $600k you insufferable hick pussy.
Not going for it down in the 4th with a chance while your job on the line is bitch shit. Can’t expect anything else out of a glorified Church flag football coach
@Coach_Hall7
#SMTTT
Winning scenes from RGC
Solid crowd and student section today.
The bois play clutch when it’s close and I love that.
The condom jokes write themselves.
#SMTTT