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‘Ignorant and has nothing else to worry about’ - @ToTheTopTalk Been a Southern Miss fan all my years. I am dying to eat crow.

Pete Taylor Park
Joined September 2022
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
6 months
Lafayette, thank you for a wonderful weekend. I came alone and made more friends and had more fun than I could imagine. The fans were great, I’m glad to have a rivalry between two schools who both have something special going. I’m still pissed don’t get me wrong. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Matthew Russo: Philosiphizer, Baller, Italian King 👑 #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Thank you @Wilks_5 for everything. Congratulations on being the Top Mustard Applicator™️ of the 2024 season. I have contacted your family to get you the belt pictured below. It’s been an honor being your fan 🫡 #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
2 years
@unusual_whales Buy high sell low
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
4 months
Our boi broke baseball 🥲 @tannerhall06 #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Mustard Mobile: Gassed. Paycheck: Cashed. Knoxville: I’m coming. Time to get funky. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
4 months
There was no need for this…. My heart is broken. Life can be taken from any one of us at any minute for any dumb reason. Rest in peace, MJ. You’ll be dearly missed. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
@bobounds You are the poorest AD in your own conference. Almost 60% of your budget is TV money. Most the value of your AD is getting its asses kicked by LSU and Bama. Regards, Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
6 months
WINNING SCENES FROM PTP MUSTARD WAS APPLIED #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Hey everyone, Tennessee hates babies. That’s is all. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
1 year
Let’s fill this thang up tomorrow #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
1 year
Southern Miss just means more. He could have left for more money, better facilities, etc. and no one would’ve blamed him, but he didn’t. That’s something you won’t find often in college sports. Let’s rally and do something wild @SouthernMissBSB Thank you 40 🫡 #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
A story I feel went under told was the bounce back Chandler Best had from Tommy John Surgery To be told you can’t play the game you love after helping shut the door vs LSU is an emotional whiplash that’d end most people’s aspirations. He came back like business as usual. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
7 months
Today is a very important day. We memorialize our finest alumni. Maybe we all are, perhaps, Cheeseburgers in Paradise today
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
8 months
@GfedGoCrazy He’s like this for every game at every moment. I saw him sweat through his suit last year vs an NAIA school when we were up 20 That’s when I knew he was going to be special
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Today in a tweet It’s been fun, Burnersburg is groovier with the Hattiesburners #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
4 months
Y’all give your fathers a hug today, tomorrow isn’t always guaranteed and time with family is priceless. Don’t let time slip away. Miss you dad, thanks for giving me the USM brainworm. Regards, Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Well fellas, it’s not where we thought we would wind up 🤷‍♂️ BUT LETS SHOCK THE WORLD BOIS They gave us #housemoney to play with, let’s have a fucking blast #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
2 years
@abughazalehkat Also how are they the “anti-war” coalition now
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
1 year
THE GREATEST ATHLETE OF A GENERATION #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Mustard Shot Championship Belt is here! (Medium sized mango for size reference) #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Colby Allen opening his phone and being mortified at our twitter presence. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
WINNING SCENES FROM LINDSAY BASEBALL PARK MUSTARD™️ WAS APPLIED; THANK GOD SUPER MAZZA WITH THE CAREER DAY #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
1 year
@shadwhite ….you are aware political science and economics are ‘garbage fields’ right? Every single educational institution you have attended relies on liberal arts majors that you refer to as ‘garbage majors’ right? Stop trying to gut public/university education
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
1 year
@CWSShotBoard Cajuns r a different breed man
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
11 months
Diablo crossed the rainbow bridge today. I found him on the side of the road on S28th with a head injury. He was buried with dignity in the backyard he dearly loved. Thank you for all who shred, means the world to me
@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
11 months
Hello primarily Hattiesburg followers. My dog, Diablo, decided to run off his leash in university heights last night and I have yet to find him. If you can keep an eye out/spread the word I’d appreciate it. #SMTTT #HATTIESBURG
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
2 years
@SickosCommittee It’d warm my heart if Iowa won the big 10
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
YESTERDAY WAS INCREDIBLE THERE WAS TOO MUCH MUSTARD™️ TOO NARROW DOWN. THE LATE MUSTARD SHOW TOOK THE DAY WITH CHEF RUSSO APPLYING THE FINISHING MUSTARD™️ ON HIS RECIPE FOR A MUSTARD AND BLACK CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP! THE BOIS GOT GRIT UNLIKE ANY USM TEAM IVE SEEN BEFORE #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
8 months
QUIT LETTING YOUR KIDS PLAY CATCH IN THE ROOST THEY ARENT GOOD AT IT AND CONSTANTLY THROW IT INTO THE FIELD IT MAKES US LOOK BUSH LEAGUE #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
At 17-18 years old this kid handles an emotional L better than most grown ass men. Glad to have him on the roster next year. #SMTTT
@MikeSChavez
Michael Chavez
5 months
An emotional Ty Long speaks after Ripley’s ( @ripleybaseball ) 2-0 loss to Sumrall in the MHSAA Class 4A state title game. Long, a Southern Miss signee ( @Ty_Long2 ) had no earned runs, 27 K’s and only allowed four hits in two games on the mound in the series:
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
10 months
@russrace40 @RedditCFB Boise, the 51st state after secession from Idaho on 12/15/2023 Y’all just need to catch up on your current events. This guy is on the cutting edge of breaking news.
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
TODAY, THE BOIS DID THEIR MOMMAS PROUD. AN ABSOLUTE MONSOON OF MUSTARD ON MOTHER’S DAY MEANT THAT WE GET MOTHER’S DAY MUSTARD SHOTS™️ THERE WAS A LOT OF MUSTARD APPLIED, BUT I NARROWED DOWN THESE THREE MUSTARD MOMENTS AS THE MOST IMPORTANT. Happy Mother’s Day from BBM™️ #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms who spent tens of thousands of dollars and countless weekends in random ass cities for travel ball tournaments to ensure our bois would be nasty at baseball. None of this is possible without y’all. Highest regards, #SMTTT
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Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
TODAY THE BOIS SHOWED GRITTY PULP MUSTRD APPLICATION™️ AGAINST A VERY GOOD TEAM NAMED AFTER CONTRACEPTION DISTRIBUTOR™️ RUSSO GOT THE FIRST MULTI MUSTARD NIGHT™️ OF THE POST SEASON WITH TWO BULL RUN DUBBLES TO SECURE THE MUSTARD W™️ ANNOUNCEMENT IN 🧵 #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
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I’m sitting here in my lil USM polo watching my team get waxed feeling like a major dipshit with the halftime commentators laughing at us. How yall doin #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
2 years
@john_case316 @unusual_whales When he misses he accidentally throws the bat into the crowd tho
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Our boi so happy 🥲 #SMTTT
@JDelongchamps
Jack DeLongchamps
5 months
D3 Natty Champ turned D1 Southern Miss Legend @Billy_Oldham21 has become a dominant Friday Night starter and is helping USM chase down championship of their own…. @11point7 🤝 @SouthernMissBSB
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
1 year
@tatereeves I’m unsure if a man who owns 42 gas stations is a small business. Idk tho the guy who owns 42 gas stations may be just a regular joe
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
4 months
@mjc565 @Tyre_94 “You should do onlyfans, you’d do really well”
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
4 months
Nerd got shelled.
@Braves
Atlanta Braves
4 months
From Thomasville to The Show— Welcome to Atlanta, Hurston!
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
6 months
Tonight was a mustard heavy night. Here are the three moments that stopped us from midweek madness. From Paetow starting us off, Monistere hitting with bases loaded (a rarity), and Russo sealing the lead with bases loaded (maybe not a rarity?). Good start to a huge week. #SMTYY
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
THE DAY WAS LONG, THE WEATHER WAS WERID, BUT THE FELLAS GRINDED THEM SEEDS TO GET THIS GRITTY MUSTARD W™️ MUSTARD MAN MONISTERE HAD BEEF WITH THAT BASEBALL AND PHOTO EVIDENCE THIS MORNING SHOWS SLADE WAS ANGRY. Tip cap to App, played hard. LETS GET A RING TOMORROW BOIS! #SMTTT
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Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY FOR MUSTARD BALL. MATTHEW RUSSO SMACKED THE ASS OF THE BOTTLE AND A FLOOD OF MUSTARD CAME FOLLOWING HIS GRAND SALAMI EXXXTRA MUSTARD SHOT™️ SLADE ALSO APPLIED MUSTARD THAT ENSURED OUR BOIS GOT TO THE HOTEL EARLY. LETS BREAK OUT THE BROOMS, BOIS. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Lol Tenner fan just tried to fight my ass bc I rooted for my team when they did something good. Most everyone else was pleasant though, Knoxville is a fun town! #SMTTT
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1 year
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
2 months
Why do I feel myself forgiving him for his many misdeeds and (alleged don’t sue Buzzard please) Legal fiascos? #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
10 months
@GroupOfFiveGuys Liberty needs to lose so strength of schedule means something. The weak schedule precedent doesn’t need to be established amount G5.
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
If we get 1k people paying at least $17mo (cut a subscription you don’t use) That’s at least $204k a year in the collective on top of large donations @Coach_Hall7 gets at NIL events There’s a good chance to bottle lightning, and do something special if we do this right #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
1 year
The players/students deserve better than this. The fans/donors deserve better than this. Southern Miss deserves better than this. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
8 months
Thank you @TheRealAC5 You have played a significant part in bringing USM basketball back to being competitive again. No matter where you go or what you do, you’ll always have the entire USM fan base rooting for you. Always and Regards, Bleacher Buzzard #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
10 months
Dear @jmcclain_USM Can you hire @RodDavis24USM for a linebacker coach? At least offer. He is wildly qualified and the vibes would be right. Regards, Bleacher Buzzard #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
RUSSO IS SPEED. RUSSO IS HIM. RUSSO HAS MUSTARD™️ #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Knoxville; I am in you Regards, Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
6 months
So was today just too perfect of weather for y’all to show up in the stands? What’s the excuse If you don’t sit in the stands, get a SRO ticket. People on either side of me ain’t shown up all year, meanwhile the lounge is filled with our best fans. Regards. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
IT WAS DO OR DIE TIME. AND THE FELLAS DID NOT DIE. CONGRATS TO @gillespie_davis FOR THE MAIN MUSTARD MOMENT™️ OF THE DAY. WE ALSO HAD ELECTRICITY FROM MUSTARD MAN AND A HEART WARMING MUSTARD BONK™️ BY @braden2030 HOUSE MONEY BOYS, LET’S MAKE A RUN. (Hoping the best for the Norse
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
WINNING SCENES FROM PTP NO MERCY FOR THIS BUSH LEAGUE TEAM. MUSTARD WAS APPLIED. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
8 months
Unrelated but I got a new dog a little while back Meet Murky! She was one of Hattiesburg’s longest shelter stays when I adopted her. She has shaped up to be a very good girl when she isn’t breaking into food not meant for her #Adoptdontshop
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
1 year
@BigGameBoomer It’s a school run by televangelist, I do not know by you thought that
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
BRADEN LUKE SUPER RARE MUSTARD BUBBLE™️ #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
6 months
Listen guys, Church happens every Sunday. COASTAL IS IN TOWN ONCE EVERY TWO YEARS. Get your ass to the Pete and hit up afternoon mass after. Regards, #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
4 months
UNCUT MUSTARD™️ EXTRA PULP. TO THE DOME. #SMTTT
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@BenHigdon4
Ben Higdon
4 months
@PappyButtermilk Believe it or not, it’s my favorite condiment🤝😏
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
I woke up and immediately started spiraling. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
6 months
Listen, show up tomorrow or don’t, those of you who didn’t show up tonight bc it sprinkled at 330, missed some magical shit. Section L sang Creed together when Brady Faust went up to bat We’re gonna have fun with/without you, don’t be boring, join us. It’s a huge series. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
7 months
The Soul Al (Bama) fan yelling obscenities into the EPSN+ microphone about the ump blowing a call and the announcers immediately saying it was a strike according to the robot was awesome #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
1 year
BREAK OUT THE BROOMS THE GOAT YOGA MAY HAVE BROKE THE CURSE #SMTTT EVERYONE BUY NIKKO MAZZA A DRINK FOR THE FILTH HE WAS THROWING
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
6 months
ITS BEEN A FANTASTIC WEEKEND TO BE A GOLDEN EAGLE. CONGRATS TO @Wilks_5 FOR THE FIRST EVER MUSTARD SHOT™️ HAT TRICK. ONLE THE GREATEST STATISTICAL ACCOMPLISHMENT IN BASEBALL. @gillespie_davis AND @BroadusGabe ALSO APPLIED MUSTARD. REST UP BOIS, YALL HAVE EARNED IT. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
EVERYONE, THE BOIS DID IT. THEY APPLIED CLUTCH MUSTARD. I ACTED LIKE AN ASS THE ENTIRE TIME AND THEY DIDNT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN ASS LEAVING. It was really one of those games where it felt like we watched the team grow in real time. LETS KEEP THE MUSTARD MANIA™️ GOING. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
7 months
At the very depths of Marshall’s bullpen, someone needed to break the dam and start the flood AND DID PAETOW BLOW THE DAM WIDE OPEN WITH THIS THREE RUN TUNA BOMB XXXXXTRA MUSTARD FROM THIS THE EAGS GET THEIR FIRST SWEEP OF THE SEASON (Mustard Shot leaderboard post later) #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Rode the hotel elevator with Jeremy McClain Guess you can say I’m part of the Hattiesburg Illuminati now #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
3 months
Hello all. I lost on a split decision against a 10 year veteran boxer with 3 belts. Tough draw for my first athletic event ever, but kickboxing is next!
@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
3 months
I will be doing a boxing match at the Mobile Fairgrounds tomorrow. That is all.
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
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@weebs4liberty @Highsapientakes Great excuse, kill babies to get campaign financing 😭
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
7 months
Dear @robertstjohn , I am not a restauranteur, but you are simply missing a prime NIL opportunity by not having a dish named the “Tuna Bomb” where like $1 goes straight to Carson Paetow idk how that works. I believe you can get this done Regards, Bleacher Buzzard #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
WELL TODAY WAS PROBABLY THE LAST BIT OF PTP BALL FOR THE YEAR. ITS BEEN A BLAST! CONGRATS TO THE SENIORS AND CONGRATS TO OUR FELLAS FOR RACKING CLUTCH MUSTARD WHEN WE NEEDED IT. LETS GO GET A RING FELLAS. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
8 months
I love that every USM fan has a burner character now #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
I do not want to do this We have been left behind by the top echelon of hitting since he took over as hitting coach The numbers do not lie I genuinely want him to be a great hitting coach, but he’s not and it’s an objective hindrance to our program Regards Your biggest fan #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
4 months
Who is in? I’ll organize this deadass We gonna run rule them #SMTTT #Hattiesburners #Raginburners
@JohnnyCox79
Johnny Cox
4 months
Hear me out. USM Burners vs Cajun Burners softball game on the intramural fields before the series next season
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
LET’S RUN THE TABLES LIKE EVERY GAME IS THE LAST LEAVE IT ALL ON THE FIELD PUT IT ALL ON BLACK THEY FUCKED UP AND GAVE YALL HOUSE MONEY AND EVERYTHING TO GAIN #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Y’all, let’s make it happen. Brick by Brick, Burner By Burner, Shitpost by Shitpost, we can give USM the online attention and NIL our athletes deserve. Keep being hilarious and consider donating to NIL if you haven’t already. #SMTTT
@Coach_Hall7
Will Hall
5 months
If we get to 1000 members in @TTT_Collective , I will get a Grimace logo on my Vest for Gameday
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
9 months
Winning scenes from RGC We entered a time loop where 10 seconds of basketball somehow took 20 minutes. Put a diaper on Arky State’s coach and make sure he has his binki for the ride home. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
8 months
The mustard shot of the night goes to @Wilks_5 for his confusing, weird, and beautiful inside the park home run. The divine buzzard sent us the fog and told me to break out my phone Who names their mascot after a tree? #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
4 months
The Mustard Mobile™️ has been upgraded Visiting fanbases across the country are shaking at my new degree of mobility. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
4 months
Our boi hitting piss missile moonshots 🥲 #SMTTT
@QCRiverBandits
Quad Cities River Bandits
4 months
Fly like an eagle! 🦅 The former @SouthernMissBSB star provided some BIG insurance with his first 💣 of the season last night! #BanditTogether 🦝
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
6 months
Dear Fellow Void Screamers, I’d like to thank all the USM fans and twitter spam robots for helping me reach 500 followers. It’s been fun and I don’t intend to stop anytime soon. Regards, Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
7 months
Its always fun to have SEC opponents in town ITS EVEN BETTER WHEN YOU WIN The Mustard Shot Moments that made that possible were: Davis Gillespie for his double that gave us early control of the game! To Tuna for his crucial HR that put us over in the 7th! Apply mustard. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms who spent tens of thousands of dollars and countless weekends in random ass cities for travel ball tournaments to ensure our bois would be nasty at baseball. None of this is possible without y’all. Highest regards, #SMTTT
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Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
BIG ELECTRIC BULL HOMER LETS FUCKING GO #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
The average Ole Miss fan leaving PTP tonight. Have a nice time swinging back to your house in Canebrake you don’t have furnished. I hope the traffic is terrible. Regards, #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
You see this guy? Don’t be this guy. It’s $17/month. #SMTTT
@jsharbison
Scott Harbison
5 months
@Eagles_ToTheTop @TTT_Collective I'm an Eagle Club member. You want Eagle Club donations or NIL? I'm not doing both.
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
7 months
Happy Niko Mazza day for all those that celebrate #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
6 days
Our boi dressing out for an NFL game 🥲 #SMTTT
@SportsCenter
SportsCenter
6 days
Frank Gore in the house for Frank Gore Jr.'s NFL debut 💙 #BUFvsNYJ | 8:15 PM ET on ESPN/ABC
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Hello @DiamondVols I got a traveling question that many others probably have as well. Aside from your fine dining at 3 Applebees locations; What other places in Knoxville are worth going to eat/drink/party? The most mid regards ever, Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
@SouthernMissBSB Who are you and what have you done to my baseball admin? He would have never put out a caption with such little electricity after a 16 run W
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
Desperate times called for desperate measures. Cmon fellas, I can only produce a limited amount of thunder causing chem trails. Reset and apply a Mustard Monsoon™️ #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
6 months
Guys, I’m starting to think they aren’t bullshitting this time #SMTTT
@USMGoldenEagles
Southern Miss 🔝
6 months
5.1.2024 Turning Reed Green Coliseum's 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗔𝗖𝗬 into a new 𝗩𝗜𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
5 months
🚨 A championship belt has been bought. It will be given to the Top Mustard Applicator™️ 2024 Also, a small fan club of burner I assembled did a little fundraiser yesterday for NIL $650 was raised in one afternoon We won’t have moments like this anymore unless you donate #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
15 days
Fuck you dude fuckin resign my god you don’t need the extra $600k you insufferable hick pussy. Not going for it down in the 4th with a chance while your job on the line is bitch shit. Can’t expect anything else out of a glorified Church flag football coach @Coach_Hall7 #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
9 months
Winning scenes from RGC Solid crowd and student section today. The bois play clutch when it’s close and I love that. The condom jokes write themselves. #SMTTT
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@BleacherBuzzard
Mustard Buzzard Bleacher Creature
6 months
Winning scenes from PTP Colby Allen has balls like Randy marsh trying to get medical marijuana Mustard was applied, eventually #SMTTT
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