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@BlancoStats

5 years

Journalist: How do you feel about your comparisons to Frenkie de Jong? Valverde: Who the fuck is that guy? [rmtv]

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@BlancoStats

8 months

My feeling is that this was a penalty.

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

8 months

🗣️ Jesus Navas: “My feeling is that their goal was offside.” #rmalive

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@BlancoStats

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🚨🚨 A reliable source of mine who is close to Mbappe’s entourage has confirmed to me that there was a meeting held today between Perez, Nasser, and PSG owner. A decision has been made - Mbappe IS joining Real Madrid within this coming week.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Guess who got the penalty and who didn’t.

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@BlancoStats

3 years

Zidane was spot on about another player - Ødegaard. He has proved nothing and thinks he should be guaranteed a starting spot. Loser mentality, he’ll be a perfect fit at Arsenal. That’s his level.

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@BlancoStats

9 months

@mxdric outrage over people not wishing ronaldo a happy bday, but nothing when he didn’t congratulate benzema on his bdo

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@BlancoStats

5 months

@MusialaEra how much longer u gone cry for?

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Golazo de Ansu Fati...😜

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@cristobalsoria

5 years

Golazo de Vinicius Júnior...😜

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@BlancoStats

2 years

I have 11 UCL goals in the last 5 seasons. I have the 2nd most big chances missed in Europe’s Top 5 Leagues since 2015-16. I am not a Ballon d’Or winner. My nickname is “fatso” and fans have been begging me to leave the club for many years. Who am I?

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@KiIILewy

2 years

Funniest player ever. Was just irrelevant and average for like 10 years of his career, finally has a top season at age 34 and is now back to being the same ass that he was before.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

What do these two have in common? They both totally proved most of us wrong.

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@BlancoStats

9 years

VIDEO | Kids from Ajax's academy doing Cristiano celebrations. These kids are pretty damn good! [via @Nikomarvel ]

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@BlancoStats

10 years

James Rodriguez is the FIRST ever Colombian to play in an official El Clasico match. http://t.co/XMCvFSbQqp

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@BlancoStats

4 years

LADIES AND FUCKING GENTLEMEN I AM ACCEPTED INTO PHYSICIAN ASSISTANT SCHOOL!!!!!

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@BlancoStats

8 years

@Roberto10n7 Messi is the greatest at passing, assisting, and creating chances. Delete this video.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Jovic is a great guy too. Watched lot of his interviews. Sister battled leukemia and he said he wants to be a winner like her. Trust the process.

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@RubCanales

5 years

I still trust him.

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@BlancoStats

10 years

"Remember when they said Neymar and Messi would be a better duo than you and Ronaldo?" http://t.co/ebNoI60UIR

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Liverpool fans being bare annoying spreading bullshit that the crowd whistled/booed him to the point where he cried uno. Hate them.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

How good was Fede last night? Provided width, tracked Alba's runs and man-marked Frenkie (big reason why he underperformed). Clean on the ball too and stretched the pitch with his runs. He’s a phenomenal tactical tool.

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@BlancoStats

7 years

3 UCL finals in 4 years is something incredible. Best club in the world. Juve vs. Real Madrid will be a cracking game. #aporladuod écima

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@BlancoStats

10 years

Need a good laugh? Ramos asks Gimenez to turn around so he can see his name. "Don't know who you are." [ @3liRikabi ]

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@BlancoStats

9 years

VIDEO | James Rodriguez's goal from 4 different angles. [via @samuelJayC ] http://t.co/YLmdzbWYNX

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@BlancoStats

3 years

We will never see anything like Luka Modric ever again man. Irreplaceable.

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@BlancoStats

10 years

269 goals in 257 matches for Real Madrid. Need I say more?! http://t.co/veebHisTPs

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@BlancoStats

10 years

Most goals + assists in 2014 (club + country): Cristiano - 83 Messi - 77 Benzema - 56 Alexis - 53 Bale - 44 http://t.co/EmZJAseIsv

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@BlancoStats

9 years

Meet Haidar, a boy that lost his parents in Beirut. Dreams to meet Ronaldo. Support #CristianoMeetHaidar . @Cristiano

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@BlancoStats

9 years

POLL - Would you hang on to Carlo Ancelotti or try to bring Jürgen Klopp? FAV - Keep Carlo REPLY - Klopp http://t.co/hrmEpTJBIQ

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@BlancoStats

4 years

Carvajal. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Casemiro & Kroos were by far the best players of that game. I’ll take the draw as well, but Atleti were saved by Oblak. Still unbeaten in the league, which is a positive + our defense has looked good after the PSG game.

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@BlancoStats

4 years

Borussia Monchengladbach put 10 goals past these fuckers in 2 games. We’re so bad.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Thorgan Hazard yesterday on Thomas Meunier: “I have revenge for my brother [for Thomas injuring Eden]. If Thomas hits me, I'll hit him back. I am not like Eden.” We stan.

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@BlancoStats

2 years

Better play the fucking C team vs. Atletico idgaf if we lose 15-0. These players need a lot of rest.

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@BlancoStats

3 years

@theMadridZone The entire world saw 0 wins for you against Real Madrid in 3 seasons.

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@BlancoStats

3 years

Woke up feeling hella sad that we beat Barcelona and are going through to the final but didn’t have more possession 😞

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@BlancoStats

4 years

Thank you, @OL for the two greats - Ferland Mendy and Karim Benzema.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

1 day since Assu Fatty scored 14 mins since Rodrygo 3 mins since Vinicius Cosas de la vida👍🏼

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@BlancoStats

5 years

“We lacked intensity.” Same three words I hear all the fucking time when we lose from this guy.

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@InfiniteMadrid

5 years

🎙️ Zidane: "We did not have many chances to score. We lacked intensity, also other things. It has been a bad game for us. We were not on par with PSG who played a great. We have to think about the next game now. This just started. That's it." #RMUCL

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@BlancoStats

2 years

TL is COMPLETELY FREE of Liverpool fans. I’m so happy we put em in their place.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

So happy Bale didn’t get a sniff of the game today. Wallah he would’ve ruined everything if he came on. Everyone in the squad is motivated and willing to play their hearts out except him. We’re way better off without him.

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@BlancoStats

2 years

Cules out here were celebrating Mbappe renewal and their 0-4 win in the season. We out here celebrating the fucking 14th. HOLD DAT!

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@BlancoStats

5 years

VALVERDE POURS HIS HEART AND SOUL FOR THIS CLUB, TE QUIERO @fedeevalverde !

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@BlancoStats

9 years

Mateo Kovačić to score his first Real Madrid goal today. Favorite this.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Bon anniversaire to our #9 , Karim Mostafa Benzema. Best striker of his generation and one of the most underrated players ever. No one comes close in terms of drip either. Te quiero idolo, @Benzema . #leyenda

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@BlancoStats

3 years

Italy and Brazil, I am begging you to save football.

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@BlancoStats

8 years

I love seeing the meltdown and saltiness from Ronaldo's haters, just beautiful. Tears in my eyes.

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@BlancoStats

10 years

Orgasmic. http://t.co/uv4P6hOrmK

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@BlancoStats

5 years

He’ll succeed. No way anyone will convince me he’s a bum. He was in real need of consecutive starts to get going. Looked far better in the second half of the game and got more involved. He was too isolated with 5 mids, calma.

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@BlancoStats

7 years

WE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS FOR THE TWELFTH TIME!!! HALA FUCKING MADRID!!!

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@BlancoStats

10 years

Did you know? After two assists tonight, Benzema has equalled Özil with the most assists to Ronaldo (27). http://t.co/FSsWU7fsS5

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@BlancoStats

2 years

Kylian Mbumppe is the biggest pussy I ever seen in my life. Enjoy winning nothing but a few more titles in that farmer’s league. Never gonna be the best in the world or win the UCL. Good way to ruin your career over money. Stay the fuck away from this club forever @KMbappe

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@BlancoStats

4 years

Zidane won the league with: - No Hazard majority of season with only 1 league goal - Ramos 2nd top goal-scorer - Asensio out with ACL injury - A chimpanzee - Best defense in the league - 21 different players scoring - 91 year old balling out

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@BlancoStats

11 years

Players who committed more fouls than Pepe in La Liga this season: Neymar Alexis Fabregas Pedro Iniesta Villa Turan Garcia Gabi

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@BlancoStats

5 years

bAlE iS sO diSrEsPEcTed

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@Ultra_Suristic

5 years

AS: Bale leaves to play with Wales without training for a single minute in 25 days since his last injury with Wales.

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@BlancoStats

8 years

7 straight years into the SFs. Cristiano Ronaldo is the GOAT and Marcelo had a GOAT performance. ¡HASTA EL FINAL, VAMOS REAL!

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@BlancoStats

2 years

@azak_afc @Wxbber @Block102G @JaimyRM Henry isn’t better because he isn’t. It’s that simple.

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@BlancoStats

8 years

Marco Asensio is fucking amazing.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

I’m still kinda salty we ain’t make the Copa semis.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

There’s no CM in the world better than Toni Kroos this season.

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@BlancoStats

10 years

PHOTO: Carlos Vela and Chicharito back in their days with Chivas. http://t.co/7kQZxMGyIz

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@BlancoStats

10 years

@iMiaSanMia Neuer - what a legend! Hahahaha! http://t.co/ail6u9JEZL

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Most of ya were quick af calling Jovic a fraud and whatnot, but piping up now. He’s shown a lot of brilliant moments especially with his link-up/playmaking/strength. Unlucky to score two offside goals (tonight and vs. Osasuna) b/c of his big toe and armpit.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Frenkie de Jong was sooooo fucking talked about about playing in the Eredivise, but Fede Valverde isn’t getting nearly as much talk/praise.

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@BlancoStats

7 years

3-0! Fantastic result. 3 goal cushion with no goals conceded headed into the 2nd leg. Man, I love this team.

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@BlancoStats

8 years

Sad to think I live in the same world with idiots who actually think Ronaldo wanted Morata's goal to be called offside.

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@BlancoStats

10 years

It's October! You know what that means? Ronaldo's best goal-scoring average for Madrid is in October. http://t.co/R5J3djwasa

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Fuck this league. This shit is a fucking joke.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

No bother of checking VAR.

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@BlancoStats

2 years

Love the attitude of Jovic and Hazard still showing up enjoying themselves, smiling and laughing, happy to win a title with this club. Then there’s that parasite Gareth Bale who typed an entire essay saying he’s not. The media are spot on about you, kindly fuck off. @GarethBale11

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@BlancoStats

10 years

Chicharito celebrates his goal with fellow teammate, Aguilar. http://t.co/Yuthu8xo9x

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@BlancoStats

1 year

@josepintoj cry boss, we don’t cheat here

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@BlancoStats

7 years

Casemiro had a very underrated game. Needs to be appreciated more.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Don’t wanna see most of you kissing Benzema’s ass soon when he starts bagging goals again 👍🏼

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@BlancoStats

3 years

Retirement.

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@InfiniteMadrid

3 years

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 What are your expectations for Gareth Bale this season? 🤔

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Varane best CB in the world rn but nobody talks about it.

The Real Champs

@TheRealChampsFS

5 years

Which Real Madrid star do you think doesn't get enough praise globally?

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@BlancoStats

3 years

Same vibes.

FC Barcelona

@FCBarcelona

3 years

2022, we're coming for you!

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@BlancoStats

9 months

@KaixerT8 the rodrygo disrespect is crazy, he’s a monster on the lw

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Vinicius Jr. I don’t know what to say anymore. Everyone stfu about how old he is because I know and I don’t care. Never been so triggered in my life. Fucking shocking in front of goal and could’ve sealed the game.

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@BlancoStats

3 years

@theMadridZone PSG and it’s not even close.

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@BlancoStats

3 years

I won’t forget the real Benzema fans. Others either asked for Jovic sub, thrashed him since 2017, and/or said it’s time for him to go.

Hamad 🇵🇸

@HMDComps

3 years

Karim Benzema 2020/21

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@BlancoStats

8 years

@KitMUFC When I said passes there, I'm refer to passes that turn into assists or create many chances. Messi is the best at creating.

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@BlancoStats

3 years

I’d kill to have Benzema get another UCL title before his time’s up.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

One of my favorite games. Completely blew Bayern away on this day, six years ago. The perfect ending to the perfect night, Real Madrid Champions League finalists again, at last.

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Sweet little lesbian trying to act all innocent when he moved for whichever club offered more money. Sad he has to use Nouri like that.

barcacentre

@barcacentre

5 years

Frenkie de Jong: "When it was still unclear which club I was going to sign for, I went to see Nouri and his mother asked him: "My son, where should he go?" And when she mentioned Barça, Nouri raised his eyebrows. It was wonderful." [dwdd via @TheEuropeanLad ]

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Carvajal, Ramos, Varane, Nacho, Hazard, Kroos, Benzema, Modric, Bale, Casemiro, Valverde, James, Lucas, Jovic, Brahim, Isco, Vinicius, and Rodrygo. 18/22 current field players scored. Didn’t count Asensio. Even Courtois almost joined in the goalscoring. 😁

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@BlancoStats

10 years

RONALDO has won 3 awards. Best goal, forward, and player of the 2013-14 La Liga season! #CRack Congrats! @Cristiano http://t.co/FnqZPKb56D

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@BlancoStats

7 years

"Ramos can't defend." Just had the best UCL season with his defensive performances. Masterclass games throughout the KO rounds.

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@BlancoStats

3 years

@KaizerT8__ Appreciate it brother, my track record speaks for itself. Everyone will see by next week 🙌🏽

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@BlancoStats

5 years

Real Madrid would be the only club to play a “UCL final” on the 3rd matchday of the group stages.

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@BlancoStats

3 years

Literally everything is a handball except when it’s for Real Madrid.

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@BlancoStats

3 years

Spot on, that entire Ajax team had us fooled. Look at all the players now who left that team. Ziyech, Frenkie de Bum, Donny van de Beek, de Ligt, etc. All struggling, flopping hard, or just not anywhere near what they appeared to be. BIG frauds.

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@BlancoStats

7 years

Is Modric way too good for football? Masterclass game. Modric, Ronaldo, and Ramos had a great game.

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@BlancoStats

10 years

Everytime Modrić takes a corner, I keep thinking Ramos scores after. #LaDecimaEffects

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@BlancoStats

7 years

Whatever it was, I liked it.

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@English_AS

8 years

Zidane: "We're going to try something new against Atlético"

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@BlancoStats

9 months

@_DukeFcb_ @mxdric CR7 stans were arguing with us that he doesn’t have to do it publicly, “he probably did on WhatsApp.” Delusional.

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@BlancoStats

11 years

La Liga: Neymar: 23 games, 9 goals 8 assists. Bale: 23 games, 12 goals, 12 assists.

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@BlancoStats

4 years

I’m starting this campaign off fellas. #BenzemaForBallondOr

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@BlancoStats

3 years

@FutbolMuu He was about to do it while celebrating his goal but stopped himself midway.

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@BlancoStats

10 years

FACT: That was Ronaldo's 111th match, in which he scored more than 1 goal for club and country. SENSATIONAL! http://t.co/juTHcG1NCT

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@BlancoStats

3 years

Don’t ever fucking compare Lewandowski to Benzema ever again. Ya’ll are fucking embarrassing lmao. Lewy would never carry a team like this holy fuck we are blessed with the greatest ST of his generation.

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@BlancoStats

10 years

Need an assist? Just give @jamesdrodriguez and @ToniKroos a call. http://t.co/H9WbfO1wPz

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@BlancoStats

5 years

We sent two Madrid boys to end Liverpool and they succeeded 👌🏽

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