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@comichron
Comichron.com
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Summer 2021 found comic-book sales at one of their highest points in the last 25 years. The Top 300 comics sold at least 24.2 million copies in June-August, more than any summer quarter except 2016 ("DC Rebirth") and 1997 (which had twice as many stores).
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@TheRightCant Call me crazy, but somehow I doubt that a god fearing, trad family would be overly happy to raise a bunch of scientists.
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You really think it's "lazy writing" that Joker, a self-proclaimed agent of Chaos, hates authoritarianism/fascism? Seems like the problem is less the writing and more that you don't know anything about the character you're talking about.
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@RedDragon733 Hell, thats not even all of it. The showrunners (by their own admission) didn't know what they were doing. They constantly made unreasonable demands of everyone, not just actors, but directors, makeup artists, set designers. Of course Emilia would prefer a competently run show.
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@4BitsComic @KnowNothingTV I love how chuds like quartering use what I'd like to call "Schrodinger's Satir" were they claim a bad tweet/video/whatever is satire when they receive backlash for it, but claim their serious when its received positively. Basically a high end version of "its a joke bro"
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@RiseFallNickBck This feels very appropriate
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@Danny8bit I miss when the Rock was willing to let himself be the butt of the joke 😔
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FUNimation literally merged with Crunchyroll, it's not dying, lol. Also Vic lost his case, lost the appeals, and now owes over $400,000 to the defendants. But sure, Vic totally won. /s
@Cunnyfederacy
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> Funimation is dying > Rooster Teeth is already dead Vic Mignogna won #IStandWithVic
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@mynerdyhome Tell us you've never read manga before in your entire life without saying you've never read manga before in your entire life.
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@spiderkie94 This is honestly so funny. He can't shit on it for being "woke" because it's getting universal praise and he's a coward who doesn't want the backlash, but this also means he can't claim the "get woke, go broke" BS either because of its popularity. We love to see it. 😌
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@CosmonautMarcus Can't believe I gotta say this about Michael Bay but
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@FakeNightskin Holy shit 💀 I'd probably delete my whole account if this happened (though thankfully I don't post out of context comic panels so I'm good, lmfaooo)
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@RedLReviews It's like it's missing a panel, they're about to clash, but then are both sliding back like they already did on the next page. And this shit was $30? 💀
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@Frosty2495 @KylePhillipsFUN @kaegozho @DavidWald_VA Take this to heart, if changing one unimportant line in the dub "ruins" it for you, you are (and I cannot stress this enough) one of the biggest snowflakes on the planet
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@sneedorah @DiamondSpiderP 1. There's no such thing as a "normal couple". 2. The only relationship that may threaten a kid's ability to have a normal life is an abusive one. 3. What "confusing thoughts"? As a straight guy who's seen gay romance in film/tv I assure you I've never thought "Oh I'll be gay."
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@ASnowflakeOwl That's what I'd heard. Kinda sad cuz wasn't he like 40? A 40 year old adult needing his parents to step in to get him off the internet is just so pathetically said I almost wouldn't want to make fun of him. Almost.
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@elleturpitt @RealDJCthulhu Thats honestly hilarious because it blows up in her face. Why would her ex be upset about a fictional sport she created, since all it proves is that she has no talent to come up with interesting sports. Its not like it somehow affects real sports he likes or anything.
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@hernandy_s I think it was just meant to be a wink at the audience since a lot of people (in the past at least) fan casted Henry as Wolverine for the MCU. Coupled with Deadpool's "we'll treat you better than those shit heels down the street" as a dig at WB cements it for me, at least.
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No. And not just because Marvel already told this story with Killmonger in Black Panther. We live in a world where more people than ever are holocaust deniers, so telling Magneto's accurate origin as a Jewish holocaust survivor is *extremely* important.
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@somerandomwill1 Folks gotta understand that for a lot of Marvel's history their heroes were treated poorly by the general public (in universe) to contrast with DC's heroes. At DC, heroes get their own museums & statues. At Marvel, heroes get to worry about superhuman registration acts.
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@OrgChaosForever It's wild how bad this is: Page on the left has them about to clash. But the 1st panel on the next page shows them both sliding back. Then the 2nd panel is the dude in red charging. Then the final panel is a close up. Does the artist not know what sequential art is?
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@DiamondSpiderP People who talk about "marvel movie writing" don't seem to realize that quippy dialogue existed in film and other media for decades before the MCU started doing it.
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@ISWV_Losers Colonel otaku: "Marvel needs to hire Japanese artists, even though I don't buy or read Marvel comics." Marvel: *hires a Japanese person as an artist Colonel otaku: "NO!!! They're not Japanese because they don't fit my fetishized dream version of Japanese people!"
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@KatiGibbs @brielle_ad I can PROMISE you that I have never once driven after so much as a sip of alcohol let alone at or over the legal limit. I absolutely guarantee that this would NEVER be me, I would never do this, ever
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@tdkrgoat I feel like this applies here...
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@HeroDarkyDark @MunstaMasta Plus, the suit took 6 years to finance by 19 people. Deku's definitely keeping that teaching job cuz If the suit ever gets damaged he's fucked, lol. Kinda an unintentionally hilarious ending to the series imo.
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The MHA GOAT fr, can't ever have a bad time when he's on screen. Plus he's a Superman expy who's actually genuinely kind hearted and who just wants to do good instead of the whole "what if Superman but bad" thing that other modern superhero media goes for. #ThankYouMHA
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@RukasuMHA
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So let's get started... Day 1: Who's your favorite character?
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@quinnthegm Jon beefing with a 9 year old, my GOAT fr fr 😌
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@toonsgowild So someone correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't The Flintstones at least partially inspired by the Honeymooners? And in the Honeymooners we had Ralph constantly threatening to beat his wife. So is this meant to be a tongue & cheek reference to that?
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@DemetriSmooth @heyheedie @Anania00 Because kids with parents like this grow up the trust issues that take years to overcome, if ever. Like, these kids now know their parents are willing to trick them and record it for strangers online to laugh at. As a kid, if you can't trust your parents, who can you trust?
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@GreatCheshire Y'know this is actually kinda inspiring tbh: no matter how badly you think you might've failed, remember you'll never screw up as bad as vic did, lol.
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@whenbatmenfly If this is legit then yeah, he cooked. Man's spittin fax here and more people need to listen to him.
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@TheRightCant Notice how they all willingly laugh at the idea of facts and science. They're literally admitting they're anti-science and they don't actually care about facts. Guess they all value feelings of facts then lol.
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@dcuworld Always funny to see the angry responses from the Snyder cult over stuff like this, especially when they don't know that Waid is one of the biggest names in comics and try pretending like he's some nobody.
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@Jarbys_ I don't even understand what he's trying to say. Like Todd, wouldn't parents who're trying to get their kid a gift actually know what kinds of specific toys and characters their kid likes?
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@B_Rabbit843 Its basically a repeat of their "terror on the prairie" movie that their audience also said was 'too woke' because it stared a woman. Time really does feel like a circle sometimes, lol.
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@REDACTEDSpider People's irrational hatred of the MCU makes them blind to how bad Sony's handling of the IP is.
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@Dmuniz231 @GunnerDobbins Yeah, cuz it's the HULK, one of Marvel's strongest characters. A character that can beat Thor, who's, y'know, a god. Of fucking corse Wolverine loses. The fact that Logan can even fight him at all is impressive.
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@Crimson_Mayhem_ Gonna need this one again I see...
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@RightWingCope What exactly is a "commited male-male friendship"? Is bro gonna get mad and accuse his buddy of "cheating" when Brad was hanging out with Zack instead of him?
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@simmon_c3 And given that Donny Cates was in a coma and suffered amnesia for the previous 6 months of his life -- the royalties he *should* have gotten would've really helped...
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@J_2the_G @agraybee Oh, we do. 1/3 of the weight lost is muscle mass and it degreases bone density. Which, for anyone not aware, isn't a good thing. And thats if the drug works as intended. Other side effects are thyroid cancer and kidney problems. But hey, as long as nobody is fat, its fine! /s
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Vic Mignogna went from a 17 time loser to a 35 time loser, lol. Its a good day. Its not every day that a creep like vic and his lawyers have a worse win-loss record than the 2020-2021 Jags.
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T. Greg Doucette
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Mike's thread is below Translation: Vic Mignogna – a sexual predator and pedophile colloquially known as the R. Kelly of Anime – got BTFO'd out of the appeals court and went 0-17 again *Plus* lost the bonus Rial-Toye cross-appeal on fees Soooo he's now 0-35 overall 😂😂😂
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@cell_0801 Said it already but: biggest flaw with Batman's character in the DCEU, Joker logically should've been the 1st person he ever killed. Of course WB wanted Joker alive cause he's popular so that was never gonna happen, which makes the decision to have Batman kill really stupid.
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@TheSomethingFan He might be a basic villain, but he's a damned effective villain as well. And honestly, sometimes that's all the villain needs to be: basic yet effective.
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@ashleylynch Hell, he's not even trying to be subversive, he's just smashing action figures together. Actually exploring Batman breaking his no kill rule could be interesting, but Zack doesn't do that. He has Batman kill, then never explores it/the consequences to it. 1/2
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@connor_supes @cell_0801 Ben Affleck literally said in an intervew from less than 4 months ago that he's done doing IP movies (movies based on pre-existing Intellectual Property) so yeah, we know that he doesn't want to be Batman:
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@Yorozuya_Nex @sandman_AP @dolegarf The phrase "separate the art from the artist" is for when said artist is just kind of a douchebag, not when they're a pedophile 💀
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@Vaughanilla_ It's so weird whenever I see people saying they want to see a Russo bros Spider-Man movie. I mean they're the ones responsible for everything that folks hate about MCU Spider-Man (That Watts gets unfairly blamed for), lol.
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@ComicBookRobert It's crazy because this is how this *should* be handled -- acknowledging that older comics had some horrendously bigoted and outdated depictions that are wrong without removing said panels/pages & pretending they never existed.
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@_TheSmartAlec1 Or hell, even just a simple "No Clark, saving your classmates was the right thing to do. And your mother and I are proud of you, but you need to be safe too, son."
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@DemetriSmooth @heyheedie @Anania00 If I was either of those kids I'd never go to my parents again with any problems because they're willing to film me getting pranked for strangers online. Why the fuck would I ever trust that they'd take my problems seriously and not just turn them into jokes? You get this, yes?
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@zkleverton Ngl the line "funko pop crowd" fucking sent me 😂
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@elleturpitt @RealDJCthulhu Yeah. Honestly what always annoyed me about the snitch is that its so obvious its designed solely so that Harry, as the main character, can do something special that nobody else on his team can to automatically win.
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@RiseFallNickBck One of the coolest tropes for tv shows is the protagonist being possessed and turned bad by some malevolent force. Its just that most people wouldn't have ever assumed Pokemon would use this trope, so they tend to get shocked when they learn about it, lol.
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Star Wars was filmed in 1976, the Vietnam War ended in 1974. It was modern politics at the time it was made you dolt. Seriously, are you confused by the fact that time is linear and continues incrementing numerically?
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@EnuffaDotCom That's not modern politics and historical references isn't what I am talking about genius....
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@AnneComics If we must
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@darkdefective Like, literally later on in the same comic a reporter flat out says "Batman hasn't killed anyone" -- like, why would Miller even add that if not to emphasize that Batman didn't kill anyone?
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@Balefulgiggi I'm sure I'm not the only one to bring this up but it's super weird that "togachako" shippers genuinely believe Ochako was ever actually in love with a legit serial killer, right? Like we all agree on this, yeah?
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Words fail to adequately express show awesome it is that jk rowling is beefing with a member of TFS and LOSING, lmfaooo. Plus watching @KaiserNeko , the king that he is, bringing up the receipts in the replies is wonderful.
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@KaiserNeko @writerfromnorth @CarolineFinchD The hate is so monstrous you can't give a single specific example. Imagine my surprise.
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@MaceAhWindu Can't remember where I saw it but someone summed it up like this: Saying Churchill was a bad guy? That's a correct take. Saying Churchill was *the* bad guy? That's a red flag.
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@RiseFallNickBck Honestly, considering he was raised by Batman, his total lack of communication skills regarding women isn't all that surprising.
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@spiderkie94 Also, wasn't she talking a big game about making things she's passionate about when going over to the Daily Wire? What, did she finally realize that all they pay is $50 and a ham sandwich?
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@ConSelfOwns The absolute embodiment of "so close, yet so far" right here...
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Whats funny is that literally NOBODY could tell this was a green screen/CGI until this pic came up. Cinema is just fine you overreacting baby.
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they greenscreened in the apartment and CG’d in the gun, cinema is so fucking dead
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Reminder: Gina Carano was getting Disney money and her character, Cara Dune, from The Mandalorian would have had her own spin-off too. She gave it all up for... this. Lmfaooo Go anti-woke, go broke.
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Mikey Malone 🌈 (he/him) #NeverNeverLand
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@RedLReviews Hell, the only reason the 3rd movie got released is because WB needed something to stick on HBO Max during the pandemic and they couldn't film anything new from the ground up yet.
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@KatiGibbs @brielle_ad Also, the fact that you would say "well c'mon guys, everyone has driven plastered before, right?" like its not a big deal is genuinely terrifying as it tells me you have zero regard for anyone else
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@lipevintedois I mean, how's it not? Lol
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@Squirrelcomic @GunnerDobbins 100%, he was the main draw of those movies for a lot of people. Fox X-men movies would never have lasted as long as they did without Jackman as Logan.
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@rad_dude124 @KaiserNeko Gotta be real, if his final hinged on him asking trick questions like that, he was probably gonna fail anyways.
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@connor_supes @cell_0801 And it was 13 years real time between both roles. Lmfaooo
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@JMothball_OP @Frosty2495 @KylePhillipsFUN @kaegozho @DavidWald_VA Exactly, Japanese sentence structure doesn't really work well when brought over to English, even statements like "all you fools who love skateboarding" which is the sub-titled line, doesn't really sound right in English
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The fact that James Gunn retweeted this has me excited. He knows what makes Superman special (and hint hint: its not slow motion fight scenes, explosions or gritty realism). Plus I feel like there's a solid 40-50% chance Starman is used in Legacy and that'd be just phenomenal.
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no way a tiktok made me cry again
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@RightWingCope Also, whoever made this meme should probably learn that bodybuilders (like the one picture) are not actually all that healthy as they're majorly dehydrated to emphasize their muscles. Conservatives, y'all know that you shouldn't want your kids to look like that right?
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Exactly. James Gunn took D-list Marvel characters and made them household names. That's what WB wants him to do with their DC properties. But then again, the only people who actually believe that Disney/Marvel aren't happy with Gunn's work are a *certain* fanbase of lunatics.
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James Gunn's GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY trilogy has earned $2.482 billion at the global box office, which is an average of $827.4 million per film. This idea that Marvel/Disney wasn't happy with those results is sort of an insane thing to say.
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So because She-Hulk says she doesn't like being catcalled (ie harassed) in public, that means she can't like dancing in private? Are you actually brain dead?
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@ThorburnThomas2 Whats funny is that he's indirectly admitting (based on his logic here) that Zack Snyder's DC movies aren't what people wanted to see either. Lol
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@KatiGibbs @brielle_ad Oh forgive me, your actual quote is "Who can honestly say they have never driven while over the legal limit" which is *checks notes* Oh yeah, essentially the same thing...
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@BVengeance267 Oooooh, now I understand why John Mulaney cheated on his wife.
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1. The term "CalArts" was coined by John K. a pedophile and abuser. You lost the argument the instant you said that. 2. My Adventures with Superman is nothing like the "CalArts" style.
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The My Adventures With Superman bastardization has the nerve to rip Superman Blue. The ethnic swapping and androgynous crap is enough to garner rightful animosity of true Superman fans. There is no room for a Netflix She-Ra FauxAnime Meets CalArts show shaming the name Superman.
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@CarrotFlavored @_Iruama_ @kishkybe Horikoshi's art would work really well on a horror manga tbh. Like, look at the detail here, the man could draw some truly frightening things for a horror manga.
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@DiamondSpiderP Tbh thats why its so wild to me that people say they'd want a Russo bros directed MCU Spider-Man movie cuz literally everything people hate about MCU Spidey was from *their* movies.
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"Kurylenko said the final audition involved reading the lines wearing a bikini and leather boots." I'm not gonna mince words about this: this is *very* creepy and fucked up. It looks incredibly bad on those in charge of the movie.
@ATRightMovies
All The Right Movies
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The casting process came down to three actresses – Olga Kurylenko, Elodie Young, and Gal Gadot. Kurylenko said the final audition involved reading the lines wearing a bikini and leather boots. Ultimately, the role went to Gadot. 17/51
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@theeSNYDERVERSE @whatonnetflix Ah yes, Christmas day. A day where famously almost nothing is open and families gather together at home to do things like spend time together and watch movies. Wait...
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@BVengeance267 Bane when either Hulk or Juggernaut glance in his direction:
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Why? No really, why? Even if you're a JK simp he never actually said anything against her, he just said that we should be kind to others, including trans folks and that "she doesn't speak for everybody in the franchise". Why is that unreasonable to you?
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@impiousimp @Yellowflower42 @cartoonnetwork The word 'baddie' has been used to describe attractive women since the mid 2010's dude. It's not some new thing.
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@beefington420 @MichaelaOkla @MoonMatt_ Not laughing at a comedian you don't find funny isn't being unprofessional. Putting on a show doesn't mean you're forced to act like the comedian gust is great or anything. If she got up and tried to interrupt his set, then sure, THAT would be unprofessional.
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@Updates4Cinema @Collider It's been said already but worth repeating: media sites like collider get early screenings and have their reviews written up before the film is officially released. Standard practice tbh.
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@Willydawildcat @ThatBmanGuy Damn, a reasonable take about comics on twitter? This is rarer than a solar eclipse. Jokes aside, its good to see somebody who gets it.
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@Tnecwin @SmashMatt02 @DelhiWacky But Enter is still wrong. Tons of media from the 2000's, set in the 2000's wasn't edgy or dark. Neds Declassified School Survival Guid started airing in 2004 (in the U.S. and not Canada mind you) and had tons of bright colours and wackiness.
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@GrahamAllen_1 @MarvelStudios @disneyplus A show about a comic book character who's existed since 1980 (i.e. if you're younger than 42 she's existed longer than you have). Also "woke" is a meaningless word that slack-jaws use when they can't actually fine anything to criticize in media.
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@carloslovessm And ppl will see this (and RYV) and claim Slott doesn't like the marriage. Lunacy. Anyways a great story with some steller art by Jim Cheung.
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@KnightmareYuvi Dude, this is literally the style and font that Superman comics have used for decades. It's a good thing. I know you've never actually read any comics but c'mon, getting this pressed over Gunn embracing the comic elements of this *comic book character* is beyond pathetic.
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@EARTH_1610_616 Whats up with Marvel turning their Spider-characters into Super Saiyans? Not even mad, like I actually think it's kinda cool, but still, why? Is Peter gonna get some amped up version of Spider-Sense that's basically Ultra Instinct? (Actually fuck it, that'd be dope as hell).
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@CBM_Cringe I'll never understand the powerscaler arguments about these Batmans (or would that be Batmen?). Like this is essentially just "yeah well my dad could beat up your dad!" type shit. These two Batmans/Batmen will never appear together or interact, so who cares who wins in a fight?
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@B1sh0p04 Also, multiple DCU actors have spoken in support of Palestine, so what zionism in Legacy is bro talking about??
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@MysticalMe337 @EARTH_1610_616 Tbh I'd be down for this. I mean so far Hickman's subverted ppl's expectations with other stuff (like people thought there'd be a big fight with Pete & MJ in issue 6). I'm cool if there is a falling out between Pete & Harry, but I'm just as cool for them to remain friends.
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@ComicGirlAshley That subtle dig at Ditko's objectivist views is really sending me 😂
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@NicholasJLevi @DiscussingFilm Huh??? Stan Lee, in so far as I know, always credited the co-creators, never stole sole credit for a character's creation/mythos and continued to praise Kirby and Ditko's work into his later years. He was always open about what he did & didn't create/co-create.
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