My wife makes me happy. I have been married 3 & half years and it’s been honeymoon stage since then. Don’t let the internet fool ya there’s a shitload of us in really good marriages.
My Perence Shiri comments seem to have made rifts in my family that may never heal. A lot of strong words were said last night. Everyone wanted me to back out because ‘aww he was your uncle’s friend’ fokof man if he wanted praise well he shouldn’t have raped or killed innocents
@thellicellis
If someone charges $40 I should pay them more because I know someone who charges $100 where I stay? Are you people mad? Do you even listen to yourself or you just say stuff to be called good and gracious online???
There is a silent genocide taking place in Zimbabwe. Mbuya vangu was taken from Chivhu over the weekend after her health deteriorated, from all the hospitals visited yesterday not a single one could admit her in Harare because they wanted a COVID-19 test first.
@MoHCCZim
Why do Zimbabweans think getting credit financing is a bad thing?? You think all those people posting Mercs and new apartments in SA are paying cash??? Lol we’ll be stuck in our 2 rooms & Vitz because of a lack in understanding the world economy.
Loooooooooool spoken like a true Zimbabwean who thinks everyone in the world hustles. In normal countries people just work and live their lives, buy houses, & go on holiday all from salary.
I applaud Nelson Chamisa, he has refused to dance to Zanu’s tune. He has decided to travel into a road that no other Zim politician has had to navigate. I will follow where Chamisa goes.
Shadaya getting roasted by Black American twitter on that Rihanna diss. Loooooooooool love this absolutely love it. That little dick says the most disrespectful & disgusting things.
Zimbos only find their ‘Christian’ voice when it’s about LGBQT issues meanwhile, they are big fornicators, adulterers, sleep with anything that has breath, drunkards, steal, liars, fraudsters in the name of madhiri, I could list so many things.
Those of us who love Chamisa will love Chamisa. Those of you who don’t think he is deserving good on you go look for your perfect leader, that’s the beauty of democracy. We the bona fide members of MDC elected him to lead our party imperfect as he is, gaffes & all. Hezvoko🖐🏿
No one is untouchable in the MDC, even Chamisa received backlash from the people and he apologized for his gaffe, Mudzuri should do the same. The people are the masters of the movement. Khupe thought it was the name but it's never the name it's about the people!!!
I’ll never be ashamed of my hustle so long it’s an honest living and I can take care of my parents kana fuck nazvo!!! Shandira mhuri yako sha. Imi kuverenga dhodhi munowana marii?
I’d like to hear more from Chamisa than just ‘God’ tweets. I know your faith is important but there’s so much more we need to hear from you. You’re not campaigning for president of AFM or Methodist. I personally need to hear more.
Yeku Rwanda iyi ichatinetsesa 🤦🏽♂️
@nelsonchamisa
boss we're tired of firefighting everyday trying to explain what you would have meant. Please watch what you say you are no longer just an MP, you head the biggest opposition. We're tired of being on the defense.
Hopewell acts like he is the superhero of the struggle against the regime, the bulk of us have been here & never left whilst he was twerking for the regime. We’ve been here against Zanu whilst he was a cog in the movement prior to 2018 elections. Don’t annoy us, waguta kunyarwa🙄
I am of Zambian heritage but born and bred in Zimbabwe. I am Zimbabwean to the born. Same thing with Tinashe she is as American as American gets. Stop this nonsense.
When I came to Europe ndaitofunga this is where we’d be staying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 kwaaaks wotoona kuti ahhh utongoriwo hako kuna Chinamano kungori ne heating mumba 😅😂😂😂
When are Zimbabweans going to realize that there’s nothing special about us?The world don’t owe us anything and the world is moving on without us and our mess.
I am still voting Nelson Chamisa "nonsense and silly" promises and all. That is never going to change. No matter how much gloss is put on ED rangu 1 vote haalume.
Gave some lady a lift on way home and flip people are going through the most in Zim right now. It's really really sad. Folks are just pouring out their hearts to random strangers just to release the pain.
Chamisa is such an easy target by some TL top thinkers, I hardly ever hear or see any tweets against ED from this lot in spite of him being the one in charge. It’s actually interesting.
This isn’t true for everyone but I feel like some Zimbos lack the work ethic required to make it in the diaspora. Zim is very chill and lax plus madhiri, kuno you have to work and you have to pay your taxes. Ukajairira dysfunction yeZim, working in organized economy zvonetsa.
@sisaBanks
@mhlanga101
Parents were stuck between coming back and suffering without being able to provide for their families or stay and become cellphone parents & working to send money for kids upkeep back home. Until now many families have a story like his. Even mine a stranger relates.
I love Nelson Chamisa & was/is a firm believer in Generational Consensus, but to be honest I’m starting to doubt his ability to lead an effective opposition. Despite a weakened hand in Parliament, the MDC right now should be sounding alarm on ED’s constitutional amendment daily
I see US shows do this all the time! Yeah level rosiyana haro but these guys are promoting THEIR show. Some of y’all have seen their show but many people still haven’t & I get what they’re trying to do. TL prefects need to chill.
@sisaBanks
@mhlanga101
Sorry to butt in on this, from Zimbabwean context his story is one of thousands. Parents left when things were beginning to start going bad economically 2000/1 & migrated to the UK & the like. Most who went assumed they’d be there for a short while but things got worse in Zim...
What is it that attracts certain brigade of Zim twitter to Chapman & not Ngarivhume? Because if anything Ngarivhume has been saying the exact same things and if anything he has been advocating for more action. So why Chapman 🤔, well if you know Zimbos the way I know them it’s 🤭
Most of the replies to this tweet show how far off and selfish we have become. I dont care what y’all say but if you can tweet all day and not respond to my Whatsapp message it means I am just not that important to you.
One of the guys under my supervision at work casually mentioned he beat his wife and I told him the next time he beats his wife and I find out he'll be out of a job. There is no justification whatsoever for violence against women. You'll never convince me otherwise.
Fam if/when you ever get a chance to leave Zim, you’ll realise not everyone in the world knows us or cares enough about our ‘hard work’. You’ll see how far back Zim actually is. Like Zanu has taken us so backwards you’ll be so angry when you’re exposed to normal.
The one thing I am eternally grateful for is I didn’t marry a Twitter type of woman. I am a modern-ish guy but I am also traditional as fuck, hazvaimboshanda ne zvandoona on this bird app. But munhu wese anoita zvinomufaira.
Not one single person has been put on trial for corruption in 7 months, externalizers still rooming free, $40m wasted in locomotives that are not compatible with our rail system, $70m wasted on dodgy planes, billions signed with companies of zero digital footprints
#EDPfee
When I look at Zim twitter now, I can’t help but imagine that there was a time when we had
@CurateZim
which had different Zimbos telling us about themselves for a week. Now it’s just nonsense and trolls 😵💫
The way Zanu is treating the cash crisis shows you they don't have a plan even after elections, they're treating plastic money as some big success. Looks like they're just banking on FDI to solve every economic problem. We'll remain screwed if they win.
@News24
@JasonFelix
South Africans laugh at us Zimbabweans today but everything we’ve seen from the outside using our Zim lived experience points to you guys following our exact trajectory. Zim did not wake up a basket case, the systematic erosion of the democratic space is a gradual process.
This move by Chamisa has shown us why for years the opposition has failed to really move. Too many people with entrenched self interests, we chided Chamisa for indecisiveness yet we see that the organization he led was full of people with no principles.
Guys do you know Lobola is currently being charged in straight up USD 😅 I had to part with hard currency fam. Not a single dollar of bond note. It was flat out removed 🤣🤣🤣
I'll never speak bad about Zim women! I'll never generalize them by words of few loose canons 🙄 Zim women are beautiful strong and have held the fort when shit was tight. I value Zim women, l was raised by awesome Zim Queens 👸🏾 & my kids will be raised by an awesome Zim Queen