Tawie Joy @Bla_Taw Twitter profile

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

3 years

My wife makes me happy. I have been married 3 & half years and it’s been honeymoon stage since then. Don’t let the internet fool ya there’s a shitload of us in really good marriages.

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Tawie Joy

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4 years

My Perence Shiri comments seem to have made rifts in my family that may never heal. A lot of strong words were said last night. Everyone wanted me to back out because ‘aww he was your uncle’s friend’ fokof man if he wanted praise well he shouldn’t have raped or killed innocents

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Tawie Joy

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2 years

@thellicellis If someone charges $40 I should pay them more because I know someone who charges $100 where I stay? Are you people mad? Do you even listen to yourself or you just say stuff to be called good and gracious online???

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

4 years

Zimbabwe has jailed the reporter who exposed the scam

Nation Breaking News

@NationBreaking

4 years

SOMALIA COURT sentences Health ministry boss Abdullahi Hashi Ali, 3 other officials to up to 18 years in jail over theft of Covid-19 funds.

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Tawie Joy

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4 years

There is a silent genocide taking place in Zimbabwe. Mbuya vangu was taken from Chivhu over the weekend after her health deteriorated, from all the hospitals visited yesterday not a single one could admit her in Harare because they wanted a COVID-19 test first. @MoHCCZim

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

4 years

Why do Zimbabweans think getting credit financing is a bad thing?? You think all those people posting Mercs and new apartments in SA are paying cash??? Lol we’ll be stuck in our 2 rooms & Vitz because of a lack in understanding the world economy.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

2 years

Loooooooooool spoken like a true Zimbabwean who thinks everyone in the world hustles. In normal countries people just work and live their lives, buy houses, & go on holiday all from salary.

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@iam_missJ_mimmz

2 years

If your salary is your only source of income ,you are two steps closer to poverty….

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Tawie Joy

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6 years

I was debating with myself whether I should tell this story but it might help someone out there.

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Tawie Joy

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8 months

I applaud Nelson Chamisa, he has refused to dance to Zanu’s tune. He has decided to travel into a road that no other Zim politician has had to navigate. I will follow where Chamisa goes.

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Tawie Joy

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2 years

Shadaya getting roasted by Black American twitter on that Rihanna diss. Loooooooooool love this absolutely love it. That little dick says the most disrespectful & disgusting things.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

Please kana kune imwe coup garai matipa warning ⚠️

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6 years

In the studio, making sure I give you another masterpiece in 2018. Mufaro wenyu ibasa rangu.

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Tawie Joy

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4 years

I don’t understand how anyone can defend rape to be honest. It doesn’t even make sense to me.

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Tawie Joy

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1 year

Zimbos only find their ‘Christian’ voice when it’s about LGBQT issues meanwhile, they are big fornicators, adulterers, sleep with anything that has breath, drunkards, steal, liars, fraudsters in the name of madhiri, I could list so many things.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

8 months

Combination iyoyo yauri kushora inoita kuti usatengese ma fake sneaker patwitter.

ManFromNyasaland

@PhiriTofara

8 months

Nuuh ZIMSEC has to remove some of these useless subjects aah…uni unonoita degree rei ipapa😭😭😭😭

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

3 years

Ndihurirwe zvangu

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3 years

Would you marry someone like you?

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

7 years

Find you girl who will stick by you like Ty sticks by Wenger 😂

AFTV

@AFTVMedia

7 years

Crystal Palace 3 Arsenal 0 | Arsene Wenger Has Earned The Right To Go When He Wants says TY: via @YouTube

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Tawie Joy

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5 years

Those of us who love Chamisa will love Chamisa. Those of you who don’t think he is deserving good on you go look for your perfect leader, that’s the beauty of democracy. We the bona fide members of MDC elected him to lead our party imperfect as he is, gaffes & all. Hezvoko🖐🏿

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

4 years

Tired of the politics in Zimbabwe I’m embarrassed for defending Dougie & Komichi.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

3 years

Chero ukanyemwerera hazvivhare kuti wakatinyebera kuti bae allowance iyo iri mari yemota. Sei uchinyeba?

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

No one is untouchable in the MDC, even Chamisa received backlash from the people and he apologized for his gaffe, Mudzuri should do the same. The people are the masters of the movement. Khupe thought it was the name but it's never the name it's about the people!!!

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Tawie Joy

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9 months

@Irunnia_ @SaycheeseDGTL Men are people and people like being appreciated

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

4 years

I’ll never be ashamed of my hustle so long it’s an honest living and I can take care of my parents kana fuck nazvo!!! Shandira mhuri yako sha. Imi kuverenga dhodhi munowana marii?

Lee Ann Bernard

@Lee_Ann_Cara

4 years

Diaspora chokwadi here ndisati ndauuya ikoko😂😂😂😂 ?

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

2 years

I’d like to hear more from Chamisa than just ‘God’ tweets. I know your faith is important but there’s so much more we need to hear from you. You’re not campaigning for president of AFM or Methodist. I personally need to hear more.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

Yeku Rwanda iyi ichatinetsesa 🤦🏽‍♂️ @nelsonchamisa boss we're tired of firefighting everyday trying to explain what you would have meant. Please watch what you say you are no longer just an MP, you head the biggest opposition. We're tired of being on the defense.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

5 years

Guys I think we're taking this woke thing too far 🤯

New Money Millionaire

@makawakanaka

5 years

This culture of teaching kids to clap when receiving things is demeaning.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

5 years

Vane ma visa here?

DailyNewsZim

@DailyNewsZim

5 years

Zanu PF youths vow to retaliate SB Moyo attack

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

3 years

Hopewell acts like he is the superhero of the struggle against the regime, the bulk of us have been here & never left whilst he was twerking for the regime. We’ve been here against Zanu whilst he was a cog in the movement prior to 2018 elections. Don’t annoy us, waguta kunyarwa🙄

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

5 years

I am of Zambian heritage but born and bred in Zimbabwe. I am Zimbabwean to the born. Same thing with Tinashe she is as American as American gets. Stop this nonsense.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

4 years

When I came to Europe ndaitofunga this is where we’d be staying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 kwaaaks wotoona kuti ahhh utongoriwo hako kuna Chinamano kungori ne heating mumba 😅😂😂😂

INTERIOR PORN

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4 years

This loft apartment is amazing. I’m speechless.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

8 years

@cnnbrk seeing tones of ignorant views from some Americans on this thread, clearly shows most Americans have no idea how the world works

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

ED blaming MDC for soldiers shooting is like the abusive husband blaming his wife for making him hit her. Ludicrous 🤮

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

5 years

When are Zimbabweans going to realize that there’s nothing special about us?The world don’t owe us anything and the world is moving on without us and our mess.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

I am still voting Nelson Chamisa "nonsense and silly" promises and all. That is never going to change. No matter how much gloss is put on ED rangu 1 vote haalume.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

5 years

Gave some lady a lift on way home and flip people are going through the most in Zim right now. It's really really sad. Folks are just pouring out their hearts to random strangers just to release the pain.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

Do you know kuti kurora via nhumbu is way cheaper than trying to go direct?

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Tawie Joy

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2 years

Chamisa is such an easy target by some TL top thinkers, I hardly ever hear or see any tweets against ED from this lot in spite of him being the one in charge. It’s actually interesting.

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Tawie Joy

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1 year

This isn’t true for everyone but I feel like some Zimbos lack the work ethic required to make it in the diaspora. Zim is very chill and lax plus madhiri, kuno you have to work and you have to pay your taxes. Ukajairira dysfunction yeZim, working in organized economy zvonetsa.

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Tawie Joy

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6 years

Retweeting K Mutisi onto my TL is an automatic unfollow 😴

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

5 years

@sisaBanks @mhlanga101 Parents were stuck between coming back and suffering without being able to provide for their families or stay and become cellphone parents & working to send money for kids upkeep back home. Until now many families have a story like his. Even mine a stranger relates.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

5 years

I love Nelson Chamisa & was/is a firm believer in Generational Consensus, but to be honest I’m starting to doubt his ability to lead an effective opposition. Despite a weakened hand in Parliament, the MDC right now should be sounding alarm on ED’s constitutional amendment daily

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Tawie Joy

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4 years

I see US shows do this all the time! Yeah level rosiyana haro but these guys are promoting THEIR show. Some of y’all have seen their show but many people still haven’t & I get what they’re trying to do. TL prefects need to chill.

Lee Mchoney 💋💕

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4 years

Inini hangu personally I would prefer someone anogona kuchengeta mwana wangu zvakanaka. Achimutengera maruva.. Haadye mhasuru 😂😂😂 Tendai @therealprincea over Man Tawa @EversonKuda

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Tawie Joy

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5 years

@sisaBanks @mhlanga101 Sorry to butt in on this, from Zimbabwean context his story is one of thousands. Parents left when things were beginning to start going bad economically 2000/1 & migrated to the UK & the like. Most who went assumed they’d be there for a short while but things got worse in Zim...

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Tawie Joy

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6 years

At least we celebrated Tuku in life. We honored him the best way we could have!

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

You reported the truth 😱

ZBC News Online

@ZBCNewsonline

6 years

Fuel shortage worsens in Harare:

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

2 years

What is it that attracts certain brigade of Zim twitter to Chapman & not Ngarivhume? Because if anything Ngarivhume has been saying the exact same things and if anything he has been advocating for more action. So why Chapman 🤔, well if you know Zimbos the way I know them it’s 🤭

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

4 years

Most of the replies to this tweet show how far off and selfish we have become. I dont care what y’all say but if you can tweet all day and not respond to my Whatsapp message it means I am just not that important to you.

Ed Tatenda Chitambo

@edychitambo

4 years

How do you respond to this in the most politest way? 🤨

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

One of the guys under my supervision at work casually mentioned he beat his wife and I told him the next time he beats his wife and I find out he'll be out of a job. There is no justification whatsoever for violence against women. You'll never convince me otherwise.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

When the year started I was broke and unemployed but I promised my girl that I was going to pay lobola come rain come sunshine 🌞 glad to say I did 😉

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

5 years

Ndazviziva hapashaiwe rinonyenga nguva yehondo 🤦🏽‍♂️ vamwe vanhu mongotimakisa imi

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

2 years

Fam if/when you ever get a chance to leave Zim, you’ll realise not everyone in the world knows us or cares enough about our ‘hard work’. You’ll see how far back Zim actually is. Like Zanu has taken us so backwards you’ll be so angry when you’re exposed to normal.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

3 years

The one thing I am eternally grateful for is I didn’t marry a Twitter type of woman. I am a modern-ish guy but I am also traditional as fuck, hazvaimboshanda ne zvandoona on this bird app. But munhu wese anoita zvinomufaira.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

Not one single person has been put on trial for corruption in 7 months, externalizers still rooming free, $40m wasted in locomotives that are not compatible with our rail system, $70m wasted on dodgy planes, billions signed with companies of zero digital footprints #EDPfee

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

2 years

When I look at Zim twitter now, I can’t help but imagine that there was a time when we had @CurateZim which had different Zimbos telling us about themselves for a week. Now it’s just nonsense and trolls 😵‍💫

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Tawie Joy

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2 years

“Married man” dropping his ex side chick number because he knows his weirdo gang of psychopaths with harass her offline. Dick move.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

2 years

@mteliso1 You do when there is a pattern. Stereotypes exist.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

The way Zanu is treating the cash crisis shows you they don't have a plan even after elections, they're treating plastic money as some big success. Looks like they're just banking on FDI to solve every economic problem. We'll remain screwed if they win.

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Tawie Joy

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1 year

@News24 @JasonFelix South Africans laugh at us Zimbabweans today but everything we’ve seen from the outside using our Zim lived experience points to you guys following our exact trajectory. Zim did not wake up a basket case, the systematic erosion of the democratic space is a gradual process.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

7 months

This move by Chamisa has shown us why for years the opposition has failed to really move. Too many people with entrenched self interests, we chided Chamisa for indecisiveness yet we see that the organization he led was full of people with no principles.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

4 years

Don’t throw Ubuntu in my face when George Charamba was celebrating the US Security Adviser’s covid test. Where was his Ubuntu there?

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

2 years

@Merry_Rissa @thellicellis WHO determined what is exploitative price?

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

Guys do you know Lobola is currently being charged in straight up USD 😅 I had to part with hard currency fam. Not a single dollar of bond note. It was flat out removed 🤣🤣🤣

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

Not a single person is talking about the Zanu PF manifesto. Not even Zanu is talking about it's manifesto.

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

6 years

I'm a Chamisa die hard but where is the evidence

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

7 years

I'll never speak bad about Zim women! I'll never generalize them by words of few loose canons 🙄 Zim women are beautiful strong and have held the fort when shit was tight. I value Zim women, l was raised by awesome Zim Queens 👸🏾 & my kids will be raised by an awesome Zim Queen

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Tawie Joy

@Bla_Taw

7 years

Ko watadza kutenga drink ye $1 🤨 askana kahunu ikako ngakasare ku 2017. Apa daiwatenga cascade waitotenga ari 2 nerake.

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