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Bills song parodies in the great tradition of the Bills Boogie! new song before every game. I love my special teams boys. owner @AudreyOriginal

not just polkas, CA
Joined July 2021
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
1 month
Does anyone know a cure for the y*ps? Asking for a sweet sweet boy that I don't know personally but have had platonic dreams about and he and his girlfriend are so super nice in my dreams when the Bills are playing in a weird indoor basketball court #BillsMafia
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
6 months
Oh yeah. We made it official. #BillsMafia
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
@heykayadams Damar Hamlin makes a full recovery.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
Damar Hamlin makes a full recovery. Say it out loud.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
YO #BillsMafia Do you have sick pics showing how awesome your Bills self is? Or some awesome pics showing off your most favorite Bills [enter type of item and/or pet]??? And would you be willing to share it with me so I can put it in a video? If so, please comment below!
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
Say it over and over. Damar Hamlin makes a full recovery. Damar Hamlin makes a full recovery.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
9 months
I still love the Bills and if you don't, fucking mail me your jerseys and shut the ever living fuck up.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
1 year
AAAAH WHAAAAAT!!! WHO IS THIS I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! #BillsMafia
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 Let's FRY UP THE TIGER!!!! new polka just dropped! GO BILLS CINCY SUX #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polka #parody #hype #lovefordamar #tylerbassandyoushallreceive #BillsVsBengals
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
7 months
COME ON MAFIA LET'S HYPE IT UP AND BEAT MIAMI #BillsMafia #SquishTheFish #GoBills ❤️🦬💙🦬❤️
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 WHO'S YOUR DADDY, CINCINNATI?? new polka just dropped! CINCY SUX #billsvbengals #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polish #polka #parody #tylerbassthatwontquit
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 New polka just dropped!!! "Breakfast Pierogi" features real life (blue) pierogi making by @bernielomaxceo and a cameo from @communitybeer . Enjoy and GO BILLS!!!! FUCK KC!!!! #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polka #pierogi #polish
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
7 months
"iT's the tUsH pUsH LauNcH i hAvEnt sEEn thAT OnE bEfOrE" yeah no shit collinsworth bc you haven't been watching our games because you've been staring directly into patrick mahomes' asshole for the past three seasons
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
Going to see the Joshua Tree Philharmonic and representing #BillsMafia
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 PUMP UP THE POLKA AND LET'S BEAT THE STEELERS #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polka #parody
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
No, my whole house is not Bills themed. There IS a groove parlor.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 70 mph winds!? Won't stop Santa from bringing you this brand new polka....MUST BE BUFFALO! #macethebears #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polish #polka #parody #allaboutthattylerbass
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 Why are we still Bills fans? JUST BECAUSE!! new polka time! also OHIO SUCKS #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polka #polish #imadethisinthecar
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 Deep breath...WE GOT THIS!!! New polka reminding you to have NO FEAR TODAY!!! also kirk sux don't forget it #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polka #polish
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
SAY IT OUT LOUD. DAMAR HAMLIN MAKES A FULL RECOVERY. DAMAR HAMLIN MAKES A FULL RECOVERY.
@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
Say it over and over. Damar Hamlin makes a full recovery. Damar Hamlin makes a full recovery.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
6 months
Dear #BillsMafia , let us remain as tender and loving to our team tomorrow as tenderly and lovingly as Kinky looks at this football. GO BILLS.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
N I C E
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 NEW POLKA MY BILLS BACKERS!!! LET'S PUMP IT UP AND BEAT THOSE STUPID PACKERS!!! #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polka #polish #meat #billsmeatfia #AaronRodgersIsADingDong
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 PATRIOTS SUCK...so drink along to Bills Polka Presents: The Foxborough Drinking Song and LET'S GO BILLLSSSSSS NO PUNTS #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #drinkingsong #irish #belichickcheats
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 Did YOU know that New York has just ONE football team??THE BILLS DID!! new polka just dropped!!!! JERSEY JETS SUCK #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polka #polish
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@BillsPolka
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
9 months
@cincyplanner A 14-year-old Madden prodigy.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
WHO ELSE IS AT BILLS PROM????
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
FUCK YEAH BILLS. Travel shrine worked out great!
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
BOO MADE BREAKFAST PIEROGI!!!!!!!! GO BILLS!!!!
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
Dear #BillsMeowfia please feed your felines some tuna this morning. GO BILLSSSSS #BillsMafia
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
What's up fatherland???? Real talk though, I'm here for a memorial so I will be re-releasing a polka this week. Hoping to be back soon under happier circumstances but dammit Go Bills.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
NEW POLKA JUST DROPPED! "We Don't Want Her (You Can Have Her)" #BillsMafia #GoBills #billsbyabillion #Parody #polka #millertime #billspolka
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
VERY NERVOUS ABOUT TOMORROW (work reasons and football reasons both so at least I can dive headfirst into work tomorrow and try to forget about HOW FUCKING NERVOUS I AM ABOUT THE GAME) GO BILLS
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 Dolphins = Chicken of the Sea. A lo-fi polka reminding you to #SQUISHTHEFISH #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polish #polka #parody #tylerbassistheonlygoodfish
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
1 year
PERIODIC REMINDER THAT DJ KHALED IS A HORRIBLE PERSON BECAUSE HE EXPECTS FELLATIO AND REFUSES TO CUNNALINGIZE IN RETURN
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 And now, a Special Polka Tribute to Special Teams: Kick It Off!!! JETS STILL SUCK AND NY HAS JUST ONE TEAM!!!!!! #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polish #polka #parody #basswillyoubemybff
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
1 year
I THOUGHT I LIVED IN THE DESERT. EXCUSE ME
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
If Jesus' blood is wine, is he ever *really* OK to take the wheel?
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
Can You Diggs It? YES I CAN! new (original!!!) polka just dropped. #BillsMafia #GoBills #billsbyabillion #polka @stefondiggs
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
7 months
Got my latest Bills wall edition from @StuMcCallister up on the wall!!
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
BASSY WHAT IS WRONG ARE YOU OK????????
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 The first original polka I wrote celebrates our Joshu, and that polka is the timeless classic BREAKFAST PIEROGI! Enjoy this re-release and LET'S #SQUISHTHEFISH #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polka #pierogi #parody #whoneedsfishwhenyouhavetylerbass
@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 New polka just dropped!!! "Breakfast Pierogi" features real life (blue) pierogi making by @bernielomaxceo and a cameo from @communitybeer . Enjoy and GO BILLS!!!! FUCK KC!!!! #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polka #pierogi #polish
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
Nice try, Hurdle the Turdle. I've seen better turtles crossing Hertel.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
10 months
IT'S OK. WE'RE OK. WE'RE GOING TO BE OK. #BillsMafia
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
5 months
Josh Allen gets my money when I lose, right?
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
thankfully this is a "damn, should've drank more water" hangover and not a "what have I done with my life" hangover
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
FUCK YOU BELICUNT
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
8 months
Bills Polka Presents: Bills Broadway! Here's a hint as to tonight's release.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
That's Milano!! new parody in honor of @MatthewMilanoo ! can I get a GO BILLS #BillsMafia #billsbyabillion #gobills
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
7 months
CHIA SAYS GO BILLS #billsmeowfia
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
@blockhart94 Joshua Tree California! GO BILLS!!!
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
8 months
Bills Polka: the free gift that keeps on giving. Enjoy this old-school infomercial with narration courtesy of @StuMcCallister of the @LmnoPodcast for info on how YOU can bring home these favorites TODAY!!! #BillsMafia #billsbyabillion #gobills
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
DID YOU SEE THAT LEAP THE SWEET JOSHU ATE HIS BREAKFAST PIEROGI
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
this week's video will appeal to an even smaller subset of {fans of buffalo bills} and {fans of (polka)} as i attempt to replace (polka) with (classic_broadway_musicals) and/or (claude-michel schönberg) go bills
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
7 months
OK I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS TODAY BRB DOING A LAST MINUTE HYPE SONG GO BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
Coverage looking like T Mobile in Nebraska out here, ffs
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
1 year
Step 2 in fighting depression: finish building mini Wegmans
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
1 year
About to catch up on @LmnoPodcast as part of my plan to crawl out of my Bills-winter-birthday combination depression and feeling hashtag blessed that my cats have not yet shit in my bed.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
Grocery store playing eye of the tiger right now is just mean
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 IT'S TURKEY BURGER TIME!! new (non-)polka just dropped! Thankful for my Bills and my Bills fam!!! also LIONS SUCK #billsmafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #polka #polish Didn't have my regular setup this week bc I've been on the road so y'all get some goofy backup!
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
1 year
I'm finally fucking back to my sweet, sweet California after a really rough 15 days in Texas and let me tell you: Whataburger does not make up for how awful Texas is. and I LOVE Whataburger.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
5 months
NEW BLUE MUSHIES COMIN UP!! And yes I have red reishis growing too (out of shot) because Go Bills
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
11 months
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 #BillsMafia ARE YOU READ FOR SOME FOOTBALL POLKA??? LET'S CIRCLE THE WAGONS AND GET THIS SEASON GOING!!!!!! #gobills #billsbyabillion #polka #parody #pumpuptheTylerBass #defuelthejets
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
9 months
Why polka? Polka knows what it is. Want songs that are easy to sing along to? POLKA. Want songs that always feel familiar? POLKA. Want songs about getting drunk that are ALSO full of sex jokes? you guessed it, kids: POLKA
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
@BuffaloBills @FDSportsbook can you Diggs it? yes I can
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
1 year
@BillsRunDeep2 WHAT A LIL BEAN!!! Matt Barkley Jaw-sh Allen Stefon Digs Sean McDermutt
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
9 months
"a LiTtLe sEcrEt wEaPoN" shut the fuck up collinsworth
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
10 months
Tomorrow's polka is rated PG-13
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
When did @AmericanAir start playing iNsPiRaTiOnAL music at the end of flights? It's really terrible. I already feel like I'm going to be trapped on the plane forever and then they're like "here is some Hell soundtrack"
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Bills Polka
2 years
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
coverage is.......... not great
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
Dear former coworker, Did you intend to fuck us this badly or are you just that much of a fucking idiot? I think you're a giant fucking idiot. Can't wait until you get fired from your new job b/c you don't have paralegals like me to clean up after your dumbfuckery. Love, Audrey
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
10 months
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗 Trust the Process!!!! new parody (of Let's Have a Party Polka) just dropped!!!! #BillsMafia #gobills #billsbyabillion #parody #ILoveBass #washedupwashington
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
1 year
PSA IF YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED RETALIATION AT WORK TODAY IN RELATION TO A SAFETY ISSUE, YOU ONLY HAVE 30 DAYS TO REPORT THAT RETALIATION TO OSHA, WHICH MEANS YOUR DEADLINE IS 4/20, BRO
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
6 months
Hoooolllyyy shit that NOISE. BRING IT BUFFALO.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
@AdamZientek3 Here are some pictures of my goofballs, Chia and Beef Bucket.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
7 months
In March 1994, I found a letter from me to Santa Claus in my mother's desk and learned that Santa isn't real. Eat Arby's
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
@TheWanderingBuf GO BILLSSSSSSSSS
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
6 months
I am ONE HUNDRED PERCENT positive that a dog wrote this clickbait ad.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
7 months
Collinsworthless is just salivating like a rabid sperm donor waiting to mention Mahomes
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
@StuMcCallister Unrelated: any idea how to "un-mark" money? Asking for a friend.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
Go Bills, still, always and forever, ashes to ashes, dust to dust
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
7 months
SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM ARE YOU OK SAM SAM HEY SAM ARE YOU OK??????
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
1 year
Uhhh maybe I dreamt it
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Bills Polka
1 year
I THOUGHT I LIVED IN THE DESERT. EXCUSE ME
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
5 months
If you're one of the 10% of people who does 90% of the work, I love you very much and I'm sending you a big hug.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
I love my boss
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
If you are the first person to guess what polka I am parodying this week, I will cashapp you $2 in honor of Tyler Bass.
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
oh my goddess 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
FOR RICHER OR POYER
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
1 year
new corporatespeak just dropped instead of writing, "everyone is pissing me off," i wrote, "i have recently been experiencing a reduction in patience"
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@BillsPolka
Bills Polka
2 years
Still in Wyoming without my music program, so get ready for tomorrow's Bills Polka Presents: Irish Drinking Song! 🇮🇪
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