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@MediocreMamaa @InKairos It sounds like he told you to buy yourself a bottle of wine

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@racheltrains Non-monogamy relationships are not for the insecure types 😆

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@amandadeibert @charliekirk11 It tells me that these people fantasize about the sex lives of every single person they meet. Which seems pretty creepy and gross

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I am so excited to add this piece to my collection. Actual animation cell that was used in the production of one of my absolute favorite episodes. This is a real grail piece for me

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@nathaliejacoby1 I live in Pennsylvania so it's usually accompanied with an American flag. And my first thought is that they must have failed history and geography class

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@nowthisnews Once again proving that the "Blue Lives Matter" folk are completely full of shit. Even cops don't care about cops, they care about their own authority

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What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world

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@angel_0f_deathx Little tip fellas. When you're out with a woman and you think things are going well, then look her directly in the eyes and say softly "I would really like to kiss you" If that "kills the vibe" then there was never any vibe. If she's digging you that'll make her melt

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@funder My wife took our 15 year old German Shepherd to the vet for a senior wellness check. We were really expecting the worst news. BUT the vet tells us that with some pain management therapy we probably have another year or two with our old man

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@TheCovalentTV @leojones8675 So many to choose from but I think this one takes the cake

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It ain't 2 Wycked anymore. Now it's the Hot Wad

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What Fictional Car would you drive around as your daily vehicle?

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@jazonuxlay @StonesNYC23 @BoysMayCry @djbrojek @LegitBobbyHill @amuse @__w3b__ Wait, the issue here is that they cut to a shot of the fans having a good time, right? Which is something they have ALWAYS done. So you're just mad cause you're supposed to be mad about it. And then you come on here to talk about "thinking for yourself"?? Sure. Ok guy.

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@EthanSchmidtFan I'm confused....what is this page? This is a parody right? You don't actually think anyone would be impressed or...a fan on something like this. I would think even people who do think this is funny know to be embarrassed and not tell anyone they enjoy it

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Who is the greatest fictional cop you can think of?

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Who is the greatest fictional cop you can think of?

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@rueswidow Did everybody forget about Wedding Crashers? That movie was wildly popular when it came out

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@TwiiterXVids @WeedPorns That is a pretty big difference. The biggest most important difference in fact

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@funder This is a poorly written question. First of all, French Fry is too generic. Are we talking shoestring fries? Natural Cut? Crinkle? And onion rings? Comparing onions to potatoes is actually worse than apples to oranges. Also GET VACCINATED. Its free

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@NathanMackBrown @joncoopertweets When Ted Cruz loses we all win

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I need everyone to post their favorite Cartoon Network or Hanna-Barbera clips

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@OccupyDemocrats @jambie61 As I've said all along, Trump is not a racist or misogynist or homophobe etc. He is far too narcissistic for any of that. He will gladly use those things whenever he sees it beneficial, but ultimately he sees EVERYONE as inferior to him.

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@MarioFratto @AOC She responded to a request for debate by pointing out that the person asking for the debate actively ran away from the chance to debate. What's petty? Accountability? Or are you just intimidated by a woman in power?

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@aniceburrito @Dill_Bot To be clear it says they were jail officials. Correctional officers. Those aren't cops. They're typically people who either couldn't make it as a cop or was pushed out of being a cop. Not defending anyone, just saying...these people are probably worse than cops

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@BarbieAgitprop Being funny helps too. Clearly this dude is willing to be silly and make a fool of himself. That takes confidence and women like confidence. My wife is out of my league too, I'm happy for them.

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@StephenLarsen25 @smashbaals Well if you do that then we will have to get Christianity listed as a cult and bar all public displays of Christ. See how that works?

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This is the best duo I've ever seen in a TV series.

Pope ghibby! Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun

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This is the best duo I’ve ever seen in a TV series:

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It still blows my mind that this guy is also the greatest Jedi ever. Can @HamillHimself be anything but awesome?

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The Fantasy Football Dad

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Superman isn't available who's the greatest super hero of all time?

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@LFCJ04 @angel_0f_deathx My opinion? Sounds like your girlfriend isn't that into you dude. Sorry to hear

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As a pizza man, I will drive around the block a few times with your food if you have a Trump sign in your yard #LateShowConfessions

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@CoachAnnaBraun @HillaryClinton "I don't care about the country or our democracy, I only care about me and what I want" And that right there is the prevailing sentiment among conservatives. That is the exact danger they are speaking of in the video.

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@ASFleischman Did I miss something? Why are people (conservatives) suddenly so enraged about drag? I mean I know they have always looked down on it, but lately there's been like a campaign against drag. Why? It's not even a sexualized thing, it's just dudes who wanna be pretty. What the hell?

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@C43DTX @slutriarch Praying is not the issue. Making a spectacle of themselves about it and being disruptive is disrespectful to the other diners in the restaurant.

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Kyle Rittenhouse released a book he didn't write to sell to people who don't read.

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@TwiiterXVids @WeedPorns I drink whiskey with the same mouth I use to drink water. The substance definitely matters more

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@angel_0f_deathx This doesn't just apply to new relationships either. Husbands, let your wife catch you staring at her. When she asks why say that. She'll love it

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@catshouldnt Carl does this to me every night. He loves to take my entire pillow and lean against my head.

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@JoJoFromJerz You're focusing your energy in the wrong place. The AR-15 is nothing special. It's not even particularly powerful. If we ban them, first the demand still exists so the supply will come. And if not, we'll have this same conversation again about the next rifle that becomes popular.

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@spideysbrie Inspirational. I love this. I started with booze in high school, was a full blown alcoholic by graduation, then spent most of my 20s in a drunken stupor. After my son was born I decided he doesn't deserve growing up with the drunk dad. Best decision I've ever made.

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@JoeTalkShow @RaulCaporalM @elonmusk Free speech doesn't mean anything on Twitter. They don't have to guarantee anyone anything. They are a for-profit company and they can do whatever they decide is best for that profit. Why is this so hard for people?

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@ThatOneMate55 @PicturesFoIder Selfish adults when expected to pay for services they received.

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@sceptic100 @EdKrassen I disagree. The racists got pissed that the black guy was elected. That's not starting the division, that's just exposing it. This country has always been pretty divided about race. You do know there was a war about it once, right? Was that Obama's fault too?

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@TheGoodLiars @RepMTG The sad part is that she would probably think this helps her. The scary part is that she probably isn't wrong.

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@BlackpillerN @angel_0f_deathx If it "kills the vibe" then she was never vibing on you, bud. Being direct about your intentions while respecting her boundaries is only going to make you more appealing.

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@JoJoFromJerz "That's a science. I did a science" The best part is when some woman loudly laughs at his dumb face right when he starts 😆

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@EdKrassen "making Republicans look extremely foolish" is putting it rather mildly. Kinda looks to me like they are racist authoritarians abusing their office. But we can be generous and call that "foolish".

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@DrWebinstein @adamcarolla I like how you dislike them because of their opinions so much that you "can't watch their stuff" which has nothing to do with their opinions. But THEY are twisted and hateful. Because that makes sense

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@IntenseStoner @wizkhalifa You ain't wrong. You need quality oils. Even still, it beats the campfire ash mouth, at least for me. But I got love for all my stoner brothers and sisters. How you smoke don't matter to me unless you're inviting me for a session.

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@WWE WrestleMania 17 Rock vs Austin

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@JemmingKristin @TizzyEnt But the accident was his fault, why is he upset with her? Also I would say that I am not always in a pleasant mood, but I've never been so mad that I suddenly turned racist. That's a pretty weak excuse.

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@cooltxchick I do both because free speech doesnt mean i have to like or agree with what is being said.

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I wanna change my answer

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@kristy_clueless I've never been good at dirty talk. Appreciate the help

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@criticcatdotcom @CodyRhodes @WWE With all do respect sir, that was The Thing who said It's Clobbering Time. Hulk doesn't Clobber. Hulk Smash

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@toonsgowild It would have been fine for a single arc over a couple episodes. They just dragged it out so long it got stale

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@iamAtheistGirl Also worth noting that the fact that homophobes strip away everything about lgbtq relationships except for the sex acts says a lot about how they view their own relationships, don't ya think? That always stuck out to me.

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@NRSC Question: if the Supreme Court rules that the president is immune and Trump cannot be imprisoned for his crimes, wouldn't that just give Biden the right to imprison Trump just because? He will be immune, after all

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@UdyHighs @PicturesFoIder 1. She's not obligated to be nice to anyone. 2. She never claimed she was.

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Punks really are the best kind of people.

Punkrock History

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Typical Joe 🖤 #punk #punks #punkrock #joestrummer #punklegend #history #punkrockhistory

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@rpjpaints @aniceburrito @Dill_Bot No I'm saying the opposite. Your poor opinion of cops, I agree with that. I'm saying correctional officers are usually worse. And that need to be highlighted.

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@Crawbaddy @LuckyHippie926 @PicturesFoIder Yes. You should absolutely be standing at the pump and paying attention to it. Is this a real question? While we're at it, let's make sure the engine is off and no smoking at the pump. Those signs all over the pump aren't decoration, they are telling you this information

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@MilesKlee @jambie61 I go to work to afford a place to sleep so i can be well rested to go to work.

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@AmandaLarreni Elon is a white guy from South Africa. I assume you don't know much about what that actually means because if you did you wouldn't say things like that out loud.

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#NewSuperstitionsForBlackCats you have to keep them in the box for freshness

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@WhosTYE @50shadesofTayy My wife thought she sat on the remote, I was mid dab and very confused, we don't even have that menu

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@Redpainter1 If I buy an eighth and this is what I get, then you best believe somebody is dying.

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@wizkhalifa Do people still smoke weed the old fashioned way? Once I started taking dabs I've had a hard time going back to huffing campfires

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@TizzyEnt Guys.....she is in Florida. This probably isn't going to hurt her business as much as you'd think.

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@imagineimh Doesn't even matter now. Fans already decided whats gonna happen. And if it doesn't happen how they think it should then is sucks. The fans are ruining the MCU

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@RealScreenGeek @MyTimeToShineH I haven't seen it myself but I have a hard time believing that anything Jables touches is anything less than gold. Jack Black can do no wrong. Long Live The D!

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@its_jessi_grace @jambie61 I worked as a road flagger and one day while on site in front of someone's house they came out with their little boy who was maybe 3. He came out in a reflective vest and a play hard hat and his little tool belt. And he just watched the machines for hours, mesmerized

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@NSOTruth @michaeljknowles Fundamentally Christianity isn't even a religion. It's a death cult that worships under an ancient torture device. We can play that game too. Either we allow all nonsense mythology or we allow none of it.

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@ryanstruyk I'm skeptical that the man will even be able to walk in 2024.

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@AfricanArchives @ChangeTheSyst14 The very last girl they showed looked like she was enjoying it and was really worried that her friends would notice she enjoyed it.

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@weirdlilguys Reminds me of my Carl and Synn

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@Johnny2Cellos @MasterTainment This is (partially) what the writers and actors are striking about. They have unions. YouTubers do not. This is not ok. This is plagiarism.

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@LangmanVince I can shit in a shoebox and send it to you. Basically the same thing

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@HannaBarberaCap Just do it

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@Lilith_Atheist This bald atheist says you're both wrong 🤣

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The adult swim wall-of-fame got a whole lot cooler today. My Willie Nelson sketch from Mr Matthew Jenkins arrived today. I am still determined to get Dave Willis, Matt Maiellaro, Dana Snyder, Bob Pettitt, and Andy Merrill autographs/artwork.

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@AaronParnas @MayoIsSpicyy I would think a felony conviction should equate to an impeachment conviction. Nullifying any benefits from public office.

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@GeorgeTakei The fact that this is still even a question in 2022 is so depressing to me, and I am sorry for the ugliness you have to see in people over it. I support love. Full stop. Romantic. Platonic. Physical. Emotional. Everyone deserves it wherever they find it.

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@CryptidAnalysis Pretty sure they're talking about this song. Defend it. Go ahead.

Ted Nugent - Jailbait

Track 4 from the album "Intensities In 10 Cities" released in 1981Written and composed by Ted NugentRecorded Live at Toronto - Maple Leaf Gardens

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🍃💨Weeders💨🍃

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@DorothyStangle @iamyesyouareno We do. That's why her employer is allowed to say "you're fired" I thought right wingers support the free market?

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@CNschedules Cartoon Network should start running a block of their classics before adult swim kicks off every night. An hour or two of Dexter, Johnny Bravo, Ed Edd & Eddy. And if they really want to make me happy and get me watching every day, Cow & Chicken and 2 Stupid Dogs

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@criticcatdotcom @AdequateEmily Super Size Me is not a documentary. It's purely fictionalized entertainment. All sorts of stuff came out about how Spurlock misrepresented stuff and blatantly lied about his history with alcohol. And none of his results were able to be reproduced.

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@cctv_idiots He's laughing cause he's watching you prepare that rabbit food and he knows he's getting titties for dinner

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@realDonaldTrump @MileHighWillY We are anonymous

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@tegelad @ask_aubry I hadn't even noticed but yea, upon closer inspection, he appears to be in a child's room wearing nothing but a towel.

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@terryfosterdet Call the company he works for. If he's a private contractor, find another, there are plenty. You don't owe that man a damn thing and if he makes you uncomfortable you're well within your rights to kick him out of your house.

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@Nautigal56 @RedHelicopter1 @gotchabari @Travis_in_Flint Please explain to the class, in your own words, what exactly you mean by "the left". Is that just everyone not in the MAGA cult? If you truly believe the whole world is united in conspiring against MAGA wouldn't that make you at least stop and wonder if you're wrong about stuff?

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@KylaInTheBurgh I really appreciate this tweet. I have been out and about in this crap all day, it has traffic all shitty everywhere. But now, thanks to you, I have reason to enjoy this shitty weather. Thank you for brightening up this gloomy day

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This breaks my heart. Brak deserves better than this. That voice was made for cartoons, somebody please put this man on tv where he belongs

Andy “Brak & other things” Merrill

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Perfect. I was just minutes from the station and the shitty engine on my piece of shit shitty truck just blew out. I’m on a busy freeway awaiting a tow. I need a job that doesn’t suck all of the ass.

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@DemocratRick12 @N76247476Man That little blue checkmark leads me to believe he's probably not voting for Trump, Elon just pays him for engagement farming.

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@VampireGhuleh You are very pretty. But that sweater is......unnerving. Why is that child looking at you like that?

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@tonyposnanski @CawthornforNC Damn you beat me to it. That's what I came here to say

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This is where I tweet from

✨🔮🖤💀Eevie Ravenfire💀🖤🔮✨

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This is where I tweet from

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@suchnerve I'm the type that would put on a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you like Pizza" and someone who likes pizza will honk and then I say "What the fuck is he honking at me for?"

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@LFCJ04 @angel_0f_deathx You asked for my opinion, how are you gonna get all hurt feelings about it? I'm beginning to understand why your lady cringes at the thought of being intimate

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