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the no1 lifesteal quote collector || totally normal about lifesteal smp + ksmp || 19 || she/her || admin for @LS_Scrapbook and @LSSMPUpdates

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@BettyIsBaffled
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4 months
right. info thread on gender bias in mcyt spaces because its something we all need to know about. questions are fine, hate is not, lmk if the alt text doesn't work i don't trust this website 🧵 1/5
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@BettyIsBaffled
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2 months
so now duolingo is making lifesteal references okay
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4 months
🧵2/5
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16 days
pangi is on his ashswag hater arc this evening...
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2 months
ASHSWAG😭😭😭😭
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4 months
🧵3/5
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2 months
4c why do you have so many alt channels😭😭😭
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2 months
currently making a list of all lifesteal members socials and i've accidentally convinced google docs to call twitter by its real name in some of the links and it is wonderful
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1 month
its really interesting to me that, in the "deadliest" minecraft server, flowers repeatedly have ended up being a theme / imagery used. like i can think of at least 4 separate situations just off the top of my head and its really cool like. its cool imagery and i love it
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4 months
🧵4/5
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8 months
lifestealers should post pictures of their pets more often that would be so awesome
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1 month
LETS GO
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4 months
🧵5/5 sources:
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1 month
lifesteal spoilers ????
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2 months
lstwt remember not to hate on ccs in public spaces, they can and will see it. its not difficult to be polite, ccs are real people and deserve respect
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1 month
hey lstwt, does anyone have any headcanons for musical instruments we think lifestealers would play? im curious for people's ideas + reasonings
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3 months
so…. i promised i’d make this😭: an analysis thread on whether minutetech’s minecraft skin adheres to the rules of formalwear (+ is it accurate for other lifestealers to say he looks like a waiter) (very unserious thread pls don’t take this seriously lmao)
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2 months
im rewatching some old ashswag vods from late season 4 and oh my god the amount of hints he made about the wormhole glitch is crazy. like there is no way i'd have noticed them at the time but in hindsight its so funny
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2 months
lifesteal spoilers nahhhhh not everyone taking flames side... have they never heard the phrase "we dont negotiate with terrorists"? mapicc was so based for that
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3 months
the lifestealer apologies are so funny to me bcos you've got clown and ash apologising for breaking the law (in minecraft) and then you've got hannah who's basically done nothing wrong lmao
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2 months
i genuinely think some ccs dont understand that most actions they take within a minecraft world could arguably be called roleplay. the nature of content creation means you are creating a story. there's a lot of links between smp content and improv theatre, for example. (1/2)
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3 months
small reminder that fanfiction writers are just as valid a part of fandoms as artists and deserve to be respected as such🫶
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4 months
// lifesteal spoilers i love this team already but chat needs to think of better team names....
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3 months
seen a lot of people talking about fearing being perceived by ccs recently and its funny bcos like.... they're minecraft youtubers. you are not more cringe than them.
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3 months
lstwt reminder that this is wemmbu's real account not the other guy😭 i've seen a few people interact with the other account like they think its real recently so uhhh yeah
@itsmewemmbu
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11 months
ethoslab enjoyers rise up
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@BettyIsBaffled
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4 months
a few people have been asking about this so here's the list of mcyt ccs i created last week (creators were submitted by anyone who saw the form i put out so not a conclusive list but still 875 creators is a lot of people)
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3 months
begging that some lifesteal streamers start making sure they have a bunch of active mods like... some chats have no mods or only one mod and that's not good. if people start bigotry in your chat and you dont have mods that is your responsibility +
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5 months
a random thought: if branzy is leaving lifesteal, does this mean clown is now canonically a single mother...
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5 months
now the seasons over, i can finally reveal the list of different crimes the lifestealers would have committed if lifesteal had irl laws :333 each crime is only on there once there's still so many....
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3 months
do i need to pull up resources on like. how confident men are "assertive" but confident women are "aggressive" or "bossy" or "annoying". because the way some people are treating hannah at the moment is literally misogyny and im so done with it
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16 days
i wonder if newer lifesteal viewers know about that time bacon orchestrated the storming of the us capitol...
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4 months
also big big thank yous to ibi for making the spreadsheet actually legible and sorting out all the functions🙏 (genuinely this would not have worked out without your help you're awesome) and mika for research help
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no but genuinely that event was so fucking cool like. oh my god i have never enjoyed a mc event more, my face aches from smiling so much and like. so many people made so many awesome plays - ASH'S 1V4 WAS INSANE??? WTF???? and ahhh idk i loved the vibes so much so cool
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3 months
its actually crazy to me there are gonna be lifesteal viewers who never knew eclipse federation.... like they genuinely changed the way i viewed minecraft storytelling in so many different ways it was incredible
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its really funny how in my year in lstwt / mcyttwt there will just be periods of time where one singular cc is in everyone's walls all the time... first zam, then kaboodle and i wonder if anyone can guess the person im thinking of for the present day...
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7 months
i have found the lifesteal flower (its literally called bleeding heart and its so pretty)
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7 months
what is ashswag wearing?? did i miss sometjing??
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1 month
genuine bit of advice for lstwt. if you see people being weird about ccs on other platforms, you do NOT need to bring it to twt, even if its to complain about how weird these people are. block, ignore, move on.
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3 months
additions....
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3 months
nvm i found more in other notes but the list is still very small... (i am. concerned. by the last one)
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2 months
lifesteal spoilers mapicc saying he doesn't need his teammates.... frat boys breakup soon maybe :0
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4 months
was looking through my screenshots to try and find something for a moot but without my glasses on i mistook this for a minutetech and im not entirely sure what that says about my eyesight
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2 months
lifesteal spoilers ashswag is george bush?
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5 months
sometimes i miss the void arc and then i remember that there are at least 3 lifestealers who said they were gonna do voic arc videos who havent uploaded them yet and i get so happy because im really excited to watch them whenever they're eventually released
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5 months
some thoughts. if you disagree with me thats fine just please be polite
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5 months
was debating leaving this on priv but heck main can see my thoughts too
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2 months
lifesteal spoilers sooooo the blindfold bandits are evil
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bumble posting clips from the lifesteal wedding has made me think about it again and now im debating: with parrot no longer on lifesteal, does this mean they're canonically estranged, divorced, or is ash a widow....
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1 month
i wonder if feinberg knows what happened in the famous princezam lifesteal stream 'becoming feinberg' ....
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2 months
lifesteal spoilers its only just hit me how funny it is that chief's tower managed to survive flame blowing up spawn given that literally everybody hates it😭😭😭
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3 months
i like making propaganda ^^
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3 months
realised i haven't updated twitter on the out of context lifesteal season 6 quotes list.... so tadaaaa
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4 months
theres a lot of new members joining lifesteal with well established communities so im boosting this again! ccs will not stream if things keep getting leaked, its really important not to spread untagged spoilers. correct spellings: // lifesteal spoilers or lifesteal spoilers
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7 months
alr theres a lot of new members of lstwt at the moment so just a small info post on the spoilers tags. the lifesteal ccs should have the tags muted, so its always a good idea to tag spoilers for anything that could provide an unfair advantage. correct spellings attached
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2 months
this is possibly my favourite pangi screenshot ever. its just perfect
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pentar.... are you admitting to something....
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was rewatching whitepine and oh my gosh i am genuinely so happy that ivory included subtitles. they are so underused in mcyt and theyre so helpful especially if you have hearing issues it made me so happy
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2 months
thinking of pmc, do newer pmc fans know about the time clown and leowook forgot to vote for minute in the lifesteal elections....
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1 month
was thinking of this again today and i wanna reiterate this point: fanfic writing is still creative expression and it sucks that its often seen as "weird" like. excuse me? people put so much time and effort into fics and the majority are really cool.
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3 months
small reminder that fanfiction writers are just as valid a part of fandoms as artists and deserve to be respected as such🫶
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9 months
am vodwatching .... does ashswag not know you need twelve end portal frames???
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2 months
minecraft murder wasn't enough for the lifestealers so they've moved on to trying to poison their enemies in real life
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7 months
why. just why
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3 months
thinking about season 4 again but not for the normal reasons... i miss the really cool and dramatic team names.... we had eclipse fed and the leviathan and solar union..... i miss that so much
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7 months
there is a very important part of that name missing i think
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14 days
begging people to actually read this and realise theres a difference between supporting someone who has been hurt and cyberbullying others. you are better than this (^thread, read the entire thing before replying) (1/9)
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1 year
oh my gosh thisvim the funniest thing
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3 months
controversial opinion maybe but i dont mind the ashswag house at spawn, it has potential to be very pretty (and at least he has a house this season)
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okay so it isn't just me that thinks the pmc has more fans currently than they did before the breakup right... like im sure there weren't as many people tweeting about it during season 5 as there are now. i might be wrong but thats just what i think
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#lifestealtober2024 day 3: distress decided to do a sketch for today! the quote is from one of kaboodle's consequences streams :3
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4 months
squiddo is like one of those characters who just. changes the genre of whatever story they're in
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3 months
nvm i found more in other notes but the list is still very small... (i am. concerned. by the last one)
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3 months
i need to lock in on lifesteal quote collecting there's only 3 quotes in my lifesteal quotes out-of-context note atm
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2 months
lifesteal spoilers ngl pangi's therapy with flame yesterday was actually like. a top-tier idea. genuinely so clever. no clue if it is gonna be successful but its cool
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5 months
some of you guys really need to be more careful about what you say on main accounts. ccs see this shit stop being so bloody rude like you can criticise people without being weird about it jfc its minecraft lore its not a big deal
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3 months
lifesteal spoilers im vodwatching kaboodle dear lord i did not expect the mice to be the first team to fall apart lol. they actually beat the empire in speediest team breakup😭😭
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2 months
oh! hi!
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9 months
// lifesteal spoilers PANGI IS PLANNING ASH AND PARROT'S DIVORCE OH MY GOD
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1 month
"my name is george bush and I ship clownzy" -ashswag (i havent really had enough additions to the lifesteal season 6 quotes list to screenshot the doc but i was looking at it just now and this ones too funny not to share)
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5 months
i'm gonna miss this team so much <3
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3 months
i genuinely love the sorta. comic book logic of unstable universe. like jepexx has the object permanence of a literal infant and thats totally fine and normal. and also. squiddos entire character is a perfect example of this
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7 months
what the heck i was just looking at my notes from last week's session to add to the scrapbook WTF IS THAT LAST QUOTE i dont remember that but it's brilliant
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3 months
i take back everything ive said about duo names the fandom came up with someone please please take the duo names away from the lifestealers😭
@mitsurobi
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// lifesteal spoilers The Mapicc and Minute & Mapicc and Spoke duo names are… interesting!! Welcome Fortnite duo & Pregnant woman duo I guess ..!!
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2 months
just because you dont separate yourself from the actions you take 'in-game' as much as other players do doesn't mean you aren't roleplaying in some situations. and it seems really weird to criticise other creators for having more investment in storylines than you do :/
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2 months
this isn't inspired by anything in particular but i was thinking about this again recently and thought i might as well post it on main. we can all do with being a little nicer to people sometimes
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4 months
.... i know its a well understood fact that lifestealers have trust issues but have they considered that their fandom also has trust issues now (i've come to the conclusion they love to watch us suffer)
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3 months
hi twitter random minutetech character design headcanon: his eyes glow in the dark as a side-effect of the glowing curse from the end of season 5 ^_^
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pangi and derap arguing about whos the pretty kitty princess (they're both wrong, its zam) has reminded me that the pretty kitty princess blade is the main reason i ended up being a minutetech fan....
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4 months
i sat staring at my laptop for a good thirty seconds after listening to this i have no clue whats going on but its far funnier than it should be
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"Everyone in this room has a bit of that 2nd mouse in them... and this season... we're gonna get our butter" - MinuteTech 2024
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im glad he apologised for the capitalism ^_^ little bit confused about the rigging the election.... which one.....
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5 months
short thread of random lifesteal quotes i have found in my notes app (part 2? 3? idk theres been a few) branzy - "the devil lives within my fragile bones"
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4 months
just a small psa but voice chat can be more difficult for hearing impaired people so it'd be really cool if lifestealers can make sure they've got the sound settings properly set up before the start of the season (not a criticism of voice chat itself i think its cool lol)
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5 months
o7 lifesteal season 5, the first season i watched start to finish and my gosh has it been incredible, there's so many things i could say about this server but its nearly 1am so im just gonna say thank you, both to the creators and the amazing community, cant wait for season 6!
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4 months
just a thought, but maybe women shouldn't have to complain like hell to be given an equal seat at the table?
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4 months
stone sword....
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2 months
help this screenshot😭 you can't even see ashswag lmao
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3 months
@mitsurobi this is awful istg. i feel so sorry for her she shouldn't have to deal with this, its literally just misogyny atp and its so frustrating
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3 months
also completely unrelated to my prior tweets but i wanna remind lstwt of this amazing quote from the elections arc :D
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6 months
yo reminder for some members of lstwt - we dont talk about certain old members for a reason, please dont bring them up /nm
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4 months
btw lstwt remember the spoilers tags are: // lifesteal spoilers lifesteal spoilers (no other spellings pls pls)
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11 months
for context i dreamt about ashswag being chased by ghost nuns around the city where i live (its a joke that we have ghost nuns on campus because they're buried like reallyyyy close to my flat) i think the dream is somewhat unlikely, ashswag would probably be scarier than the nuns
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11 months
just remembered my dream from last night..... can lifestealers please leave my dreams...... it is scary..... /j (well /j is the scary bit, the other part i am mostly serious GET OUT /lh)
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