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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

@_DHOTYA Probably thought Alison Becker was a woman 😂

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5 years

Apparently Phillip Schofield has done a runner 🏃‍♂️ #MatthewMcGreevy

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Benno

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4 months

Just compare and contrast that game with your average Premier League game. No cheating, no posing, no faking injuries, no prima donnas, no fucking VAR. Just two teams giving 100% to score and win. Whether we get promoted or not, Championship is fantastic. #HULIPS #itfc #Hull

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2 years

@boaticus @TrungTPhan Imagine that landing at a campsite and sending all the tents flying 😂

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Benno

@Benno1uk

8 months

Bit like celebrating your ex-wife fucking someone with a bigger cock than you. 🤣

Canary Cast

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8 months

Leeds United 4 Ipswich Town 0 😉 #ncfc #lufc

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Benno

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4 months

@GarryBHAFC £40m in total

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4 months

I feel a bit sorry for Hladky. Always seems to be on his own. I guess he’s just a quiet guy. #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

@Nick_Boro1 Where are we going? You know I can’t walk very far Phillip. Yes but I don’t care. Let’s trek across this meadow so that I can look sad and vulnerable in a national newspaper.

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Benno

@Benno1uk

3 months

Only Ipswich fans could see their club get promoted from League One to the Premier League in two amazing seasons and still end up feeling utterly crap #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

8 months

Spot the difference! 🤔🏆⚽️ #itfc #ncfc #participants

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 month

@Biggies_MaIIs Exactly. As soon as they said Gallagher was ready to come on you knew we were doomed.

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Benno

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8 months

Money clearly isn’t everything in football! ⚽️ 💰 #itfc #lufc #sfc #ncfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

4 months

@Shitlawns If only someone would invent a garden product that grew continuously and constantly regenerated itself with minor maintenance. 🤔

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Benno

@Benno1uk

3 months

I have seen nothing to tell me that Kieran McKenna is anything but a decent, humble, honourable man. I simply cannot believe that he would be willing to walk away from everything he, his staff, the players, the CEO and the owners strived for at this stage in his career. #itfc

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@Benno1uk

1 year

@Bozenka_2023 There really isn’t enough going on in that flag

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1 month

Ipswich just casually beating another Champions League team #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

10 months

@StateOfLinkedIn ‘Chief People Officer’ 🤢 🤮

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

@_DHOTYA Hilary Kane

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Benno

@Benno1uk

4 months

IF we do go up this season, I’m going on the pitch after the match and I don’t want any knobheads shouting otherwise. #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 months

👀 #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

How the hell was Massimo Luongo available as an out of contract player? The guy is a fucking tank. #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

3 years

Win a game, Paul Cook’s brilliant. Lose a game, Cook Out... The modern Ipswich fan is becoming unbearable. #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

Ipswich looking to sign Morgan Whittaker in January #itfc #pafc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

3 months

Anyone else got their life on hold waiting for the McKenna news? #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 months

@wilspatterson1 If she was male the other pundits would be ripping into them. And rightly so.

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

If Paul Cook decides to give up management, he should be welcomed to #itfc as head of recruitment. The squad this man has helped us build, compared to the one he rightly binned, is exceptional. His role in our transformation need to be recognised.

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Benno

@Benno1uk

4 months

I don’t want to be the arbiter of doom, but we’re not promoted yet. #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

@theJeremyVine I am a cyclist, but have to say riding a penny farthing is just asking for trouble

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Benno

@Benno1uk

28 days

They try so hard to be like us but somehow always fail shirt. I mean fall short. #itfc #ncfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

9 months

Last night was a reminder that we don’t need a 40,000 seater stadium. We at at peak excitement levels right now. A string of results like yesterday’s and the fair weather fans will melt away as before. #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

4 years

How is Linda Lusardi still a celebrity? Hasn’t got her tits out for 40 years.

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Benno

@Benno1uk

3 years

@MasonHolgoat @NorwichCityFC You’ll need to add an extra finger

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Benno

@Benno1uk

3 years

@IpswichTown Francesco Hair Salon must really be questioning their sponsorship 👨‍🦲

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

Amazing what a beard can do #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

5 months

@hattierowe_ Pretty sure if this was a man they would be arrested

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

25,001 turned up at Portman Road to watch the referee Steve Martin Show and he certainly gave them a performance to remember #itfc #efl

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Benno

@Benno1uk

4 months

@mrjakehumphrey Throw something at Delia?

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Benno

@Benno1uk

6 months

@Tweet_Dec I’m no property expert, but I’m pretty sure it’s possible to sell a property on one area and buy another in another area.

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

Do any other Ipswich fans half hope that we don’t get into the Premier League? I really cannot stand the overblown arrogance, hype and vanity of the whole damn thing. #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

9 months

@RichTea36 Fair play. It’s journalists like that that have made it virtually impossible to question anything.

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

@IpswichTown Why is a convicted baby beater allowed to be a season ticket holder and potentially be seated next to unknowing families with young children?

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

Anyone else wondering if #edsheeran might do a cheeky little gig at half time at the Friday night televised #itfc v #dcfc game? Could be why we are wearing the blackout kit he designed? Just a thought - probably no chance - but he likes a cheeky unannounced gig now and then… 🤔

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Benno

@Benno1uk

3 months

Kieran McKenna’s agent must be the biggest c @nt in the world. Why the feck is he leaking all this stuff about meeting with Brighton, Chelsea, Man Utd etc? If it has to happen, just do it in private and get on with it FFS. #itfc #KieranMcKenna

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

Looks like Peterborough are in financial difficulties. Could be a chance to put in a cheekily low bid for Jonson Clarke-Harris if they are desperate for cashflow. #itfc #posh

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Benno

@Benno1uk

10 months

@richenergyceo My 7 year old son has pulled out too as his piggy bank only had £4.57 in it, and not the £50m he said he had.

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Benno

@Benno1uk

7 months

@landore182 @80s_Kidz Probably someone who wasn’t very good at it when they were young 🙄

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Benno

@Benno1uk

18 days

Got a funny feeling Norwich are going down this season. Sold their best player. New untested young foreign manager. New untested young Sporting Director. Awful goalkeeper and defence. Injury prone and past it strikers. Oh, and Liam Gibbs. #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

@Jamie07macca @refsupportuk No you don’t - no excuse for that behaviour

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Benno

@Benno1uk

9 months

@secondtierpod Erm… ripped this off @S_BaileyITFC

Stephen Bailey

@S_BaileyITFC

9 months

Best team in Europe wearing Adidas kit you’ll never sing that #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

@csrandall87 @Fox_Claire @rickygervais That ‘certain type of person’ is called someone with a ‘sense of humour’.

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Benno

@Benno1uk

4 months

Is there still time to amend this @EFL ? Looks a bit Leeds heavy for some reason. Did Don Goodman pick it? #itfc # lufc #efl

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

Who’s the most underrated player in the current Ipswich team? For me it’s Luke Woolfenden. Plays every game and rarely makes an error. Very good on the ball and deceptively quick. I’m surprised no Prem teams have come in for him. #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

3 months

I think Mark Ashton needs to come out and say something. This McKenna nonsense is becoming embarrassing now. #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

8 months

Hi - is that Alan Nixon? It’s Mark Ashton here. We usually like to keep our transfer dealings secret, but I thought I’d tell a tinpot hack that we’re want to spend £3m on a striker and pay them £15k a week. Why have I told you that? No idea. Cheers, have a great Christmas. #itfc

Second Tier podcast

@secondtierpod

8 months

Ipswich want to sign a striker in January. They’re willing to spend up to £3 million on a fee and give a wage of £15k a week. (Via: @reluctantnicko ) #ITFC

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Benno

@Benno1uk

7 months

Now THAT’S a man who should have a statue. #itfc #johnwark #FACup

IPSWICH TOWN

@IpswichTown

7 months

'78. #EmiratesFACup

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

@FinishedPlayers Gareth Bale in the background “Oh my God he took the piss out of him”

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 months

Blooming hooligans putting their feet on the seats. Ban him for life! @IpswichTown #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

@MalesInDisguise I gashed my leg with a chainsaw and there’s a smelly discharge oozing out of it. Should I see a gynaecologist?

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

Funny old game. Burgess was a largely dismissed as useless when he first signed for us. Now he’s a colossus in defence. It goes to show how management and coaching can completely transform the way a player performs (good or bad). #itfc #coyb

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

Let’s try and break the record for iFollow revenue this week Ipswich fans. Just think of all that lovely revenue. Cheers @andyh #itfc #asfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

13 days

No away tickets for me. But that’s fine. I understand the rules and accept them. See, it’s not that difficult is it? 🤷‍♂️ #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

@MalesInDisguise I cut my nose off and now am unable to smell. Any tips?

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Benno

@Benno1uk

9 months

@secondtierpod @PhilHay_ Never to be heard of again

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Benno

@Benno1uk

11 months

Did our reserves really just beat Wolves? 🤣 #itfc #wwfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

Ian Westlake is a top co-commentator. Gives so much tactical and formation insight. In fact far more than I’ve heard on either MOTD or Sky. #itfc #ifollowipswich

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Benno

@Benno1uk

6 years

@80_mcswan @BeldamLascar @Tomsker1 Activists like Jimmy Savile and Max Clifford?

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

@Sjopinion10 Gareth A Davies has definite Jimmy Savile vibes

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

Shittest home crowd atmosphere ever considering the number of fans 🤣 #SAFC #ITFC

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

Broadhead is our most important player I believe. Always seems to come up with something special when the chips are down. So modest too. Love the guy 💙. #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

Just been thinking how good it feels to be an Ipswich fan now as opposed to the dross of the Marcus Evans years. If you are a fan, please try to savour these good times as much as you can because you never know when it might end. #coyb #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

@centregoals “I’m ready to get sacked in 6 months time with a £20 million payoff”

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

Totally deserved. Thank god is wasn’t Bannan! #itfc

Professional Footballers' Association

@PFA

1 year

PFA League One Players’ Player of the Year. Congratulations, @ConorChaplin10 👏 #PFAawards #PFA50

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@Benno1uk

1 year

@Shitlawns If they’ve got kids, that garden is a guaranteed A&E visit

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Benno

@Benno1uk

5 years

@OoKaylee @Schofe He followed him on Twitter in 2011. Not sure what age he would have been then? Around 7? 😂

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Benno

@Benno1uk

4 months

@ccfcod Nah this is too much

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

@OliLondonTV West Yorkshire police think it’s acceptable to send 8 police officers to aggressively drag a vulnerable 16 year old autistic girl hiding in a cupboard into a police van for saying a police officer looks like a lesbian? Thank god they’re not armed.

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

There’s a fair amount of competition, but this bloke always wins by a country mile. Ipswich Town’s most knee-jerk, reactionary, clueless, dim-witted, knuckle-dragging, thick-as-a brick fan trophy goes to… The Fisherman 🏆🐟🤪 #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

Regarding Idris El Mizouni, put it this way. If he wasn’t our player and we had the chance to sign a young midfielder who was the best player from the league 2 winning team for free, it would be a no brainier. #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

11 months

@Between_TL @twtduk @BlueMondayITFC @TalkingTownITFC @Benjaminbloom @PNEFansForum @SpeakSAFC @ALS_Fanzine @BCFC_Supporters @OSIBPODMAG But Morsy and Luongo are too similar and it’s boring 🫣🤪

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Benno

@Benno1uk

3 months

I’m beginning to think McKenna’s agent has gone rogue. Maybe he’s trying to build up his own reputation? Whatever’s going on, it doesn’t fit with McKenna’s style at all. #itfc #Mckenna

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

@mysticaltech @stillgray Probably scared of getting sued

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

@IpswichTown Welcome all Indonesian #itfc fans. Make sure you buy an Elkan Baggott Ipswich shirt!

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

No wonder Bristol City fans have been fuming about losing Mark Ashton. The man’s a genius! 🤣 #GeorgeHirst #itfc #bcfc #thisisourtime

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Benno

@Benno1uk

10 months

Chappers not himself. I think he really misses having Burns to play off. #itfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

@BigEdBanthorp Couldn’t you do it in the daytime? 🤣 As if you hadn’t already thought of that! 🤣🤣

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

What has Barry Bannan done to have such an amazing reputation? Seriously what has he ever achieved? #swfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

Feel sorry for Huw Edwards. It sounds like he’s been stitched up. Hopefully it’s just a load of rubbish and the parents of this kid get done for blackmail or similar. The Sun must be crapping themselves. #BBCpresenter

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

Any Ipswich fans fancy going to this? 🤬 #itfc #shitreferee

Bootle RA

@BootleRefs

2 years

📌 Septembers Meeting 📌 📅 Thursday 1st September 2022 🏟 @MarineAFC ⏰ 7pm We are delighted to welcome Select Group 2 Referee Steve Martin as our guest speaker. All welcome

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Benno

@Benno1uk

4 years

@steadyboost @ElonsWorld Bats. Selling like bats. 🦇

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Benno

@Benno1uk

3 years

@KingsofAnglia @EADTsport24 @rossmediauk To be fair to Bristol City fans, that is very Brent

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Benno

@Benno1uk

3 months

@amega_kwesi @henrywinter There needs to be a filter to mass-block these accounts

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Benno

@Benno1uk

2 years

@TasneemN @kadiagoba They didn’t even know it was her but decided to get a selfie anyway?

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Benno

@Benno1uk

6 years

@Baddiel Simple. Just get someone above suspicion to re-record them. Like Cliff Richard.

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Benno

@Benno1uk

6 years

@tweetsfromben That’s going to cost about £500 at Wembley

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Benno

@Benno1uk

11 days

@cleanupbritain @Roadchef Agreed. But what has happened to society where chucking litter out of a car is deemed acceptable?

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 month

Norwich fans questioning the money we are spending on top Championship talent yet still expecting to get £30m apiece for their ragtag bunch of nothing players 🤣🤣 #itfc #ncfc

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

@SkyBetLeagueOne @ConorChaplin10 @ClarkeHarris @IpswichTown @theposh Chaplin gets it because he has more assists

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

@JohnBrewin_ It’s because hardly anyone gets to watch it. Needs to be back on terrestrial tv.

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Benno

@Benno1uk

3 months

Haven’t heard a peep out of this whopper since Ipswich won promotion. We broke him. #itfc

Mick Dennis

@MickDennisReal

4 months

After 1p5wich failed to gain H win v #NCFC , they went 4 games without a win. Since losing at NCFC, they’ve gone 3 without a win (so far). 🤔 We keep breaking them.

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Benno

@Benno1uk

1 year

@sammorsy08 Careful Sam, you’ll probably get a 10 month ban for daring to criticise the FA 🤷‍♂️

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