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Benjamin B

@Benbo17

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Twentysomething liar from the U.K.

South Yorkshire
Joined February 2009
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Benjamin B
4 years
#ClapForCarers on my street is getting a bit too competitive now. 1st week it was a nice, gentle and dignified clap. 2nd week a few people were banging pots and pans. This week and Yvonne from across the road comes out of her front door like the fucking dairy milk gorilla
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Benjamin B
2 years
All the pansies together 😜☀️☀️☀️
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Benjamin B
3 years
After 16 1/2 years this legend of a dog fell asleep in my arms for the last time this evening. She took my heart with her. I love you Ruby 💔
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Benjamin B
1 year
I have never looked more middle aged
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Benjamin B
3 years
Tits out!
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Benjamin B
1 year
My Dad died today. I thought I was prepared for it, I wasn’t. Let your folks know you love them ❤️
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Benjamin B
6 months
Come on! Forty-two in April and no bra, not bad eh? 🧒🏼👩🏻
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Benjamin B
1 year
Ted and me are having a rock ‘n’ roll Saturday night 🤣
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Benjamin B
2 years
Date night with the guy who could easily pass for being my brother 🤪
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Benjamin B
1 year
Sun & Gin 😊 happy baldie
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Benjamin B
3 years
#MyFirstThreesome it’s the next morning I couldn’t be arsed with. Making bacon sandwiches for 3? That’s basically running a cafe and I’m just not up for that.
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Benjamin B
2 years
Still injured but I did manage a tiny little arm pump this morning. It’ll last about one hour before I go back to twig arms 😩
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Benjamin B
2 years
My arms are starting to get a bit bumpier and I don’t hate it.
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Benjamin B
11 months
Little brandy to help me sleep 💤
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Benjamin B
3 months
All my holiday clothes are screaming ‘midlife crisis’ 🙁
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Benjamin B
2 years
I always like to make sure I get my ‘5 a day’ in by sticking a ton of berries in my gin bath 😜
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Benjamin B
9 months
The blue eyed one is a bit of alright 😍
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Benjamin B
4 months
In contrast to everyone else’s sunny holiday snaps, it’s 4°c here on the North East coast 🥶
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Benjamin B
2 months
Back home from a great holiday. Settled back in fave sofa spot. Glass of red wine 🍷 Curry on order 😊
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Benjamin B
4 months
It’s cute until I need to get up to refill my wine glass
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Benjamin B
2 years
Nope. I don’t know either 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Benjamin B
8 months
Called into me Mam’s house for ten mins and ended up with a Sunday roast 🥰
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Benjamin B
1 year
The lads ❤️
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Benjamin B
1 year
Looking a bit lobster 🦞
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Benjamin B
1 year
No. Absolutely not. Fuck right off!
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Benjamin B
8 months
Fake your own devastating blaze for just £10.99 a roll
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Benjamin B
2 years
BBQ times 🥰
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Benjamin B
7 months
My leg is numb but to uncross them would be just too cruel 🐶💕
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Benjamin B
1 year
He’s alright looking in the right light 😁
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Benjamin B
2 months
Like a total LAD I’ve been watching the game with a Bellini 😉
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Benjamin B
3 years
#10yearchallenge Unlike the rest of you, time has been an utter prick to me 2011 2021
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2 months
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Benjamin B
5 years
I’m guessing this wasn’t the programme makers intention, but I suddenly find myself browsing JustEat #TheTruthAboutTakeaways
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Benjamin B
2 months
Colour-wise,I’m somewhere between a Babybel and my Mum’s G-plan sideboard
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Benjamin B
3 years
Morning all. Little beach wonder with a coffee to lift me from a cocktail haze.
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Benjamin B
2 months
Caught the sun ☀️
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Benjamin B
10 months
I’ve been blamed for this happening because I breathe during the night. I’ll stop that then, shall I James??? 🤔
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Benjamin B
3 years
My neighbours asked me today if I’d noticed any extra noise since they ditched carpets and stripped back the floorboards. In true Brit style I replied “no, don’t be silly, none at all” … It sounds like fucking Riverdance on pills and I’m contemplating arson.
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Benjamin B
1 month
Sunday morning snogs! 🐶 At this age I’ll take all I can get.
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Benjamin B
2 months
Feeling poorly. Need Brandy 🥃
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Benjamin B
3 years
And Gin 🍸
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Benjamin B
3 months
The other bald one went up to bed, so now it’s just me & Brandy 😜
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Benjamin B
4 months
He’s happy now he’s got a pint
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Benjamin B
5 months
Cheeky little gin to round off a cracking little weekend 🥰
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Benjamin B
6 months
Drinking whilst decorating. Can only end well, right?
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Benjamin B
1 year
Dad’s funeral yesterday. I held up pretty well all things considered. Felt like a proper grown up, then got totally wankered, had 3 hours sleep and now I’m back on it. It’s what he would have wanted 😎
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Benjamin B
4 months
BBQ bitch
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Benjamin B
2 years
Someone’s missed me 🐶
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Benjamin B
4 years
I’m so disappointed. The chimney sweep came today and he was neither jaunty or jovial. Disney heavily misled me again 😢
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Benjamin B
1 year
🥰
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Benjamin B
5 years
What fuckin phone network is Rana on? I lose a signal if I so much as walk under the staircase #Corrie
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Benjamin B
3 years
Awwww the cleaner at work must have noticed the various Daim wrappers in my bin because I’ve just opened my top draw to find these and a note 🥺🥺🥺
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Benjamin B
5 months
Sneaking a little Easter Brandy whilst the lad is already snoring. 💤 Home tomorrow 😩
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Benjamin B
3 years
I’m so in love 😍
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Benjamin B
2 years
Maya joined our family this week after she was adopted from Dogs Trust. We are besotted 🥰
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Benjamin B
2 years
NOW It feels like Christmas 🎅🏻🥃🍸
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Benjamin B
1 year
Bit of pink champers and a cosy Saturday night on the sofa ☺️
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Benjamin B
3 months
Post a selfie from your gallery but turn it black and white
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Benjamin B
3 years
I couldn’t decide. I just went for all 3
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Benjamin B
8 months
New year, new m ………ah fuck it!!!
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Benjamin B
2 years
Please tidy my desk for me 🥺
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Benjamin B
2 months
Drank so many litres of it, that we are literally turning the same colour as Aperol
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Benjamin B
2 years
Someone is all Christmassed out 😂
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Benjamin B
5 months
19 Crimes and a mini Battenberg. A top tier middle-aged Friday night 🥰
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Benjamin B
9 months
Tough year, this one. Trying my best to be festive 🎅🏻🎄 Thank you @GymGodders 😘
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Benjamin B
7 years
She could be on a caravan site just outside Bridlington and I'd still watch it just for THAT voice #joannalumleysindia
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Benjamin B
1 year
“Summer”
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Benjamin B
1 year
Wednesday night Gin ‘n’ chill ☺️
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Benjamin B
3 years
My Mother just dropped off a ‘few bits’ off at mine ready for Christmas lunch tomorrow including this jar of Cranberry sauce that went out of date SEVEN YEARS AGO!!!!!! She has ZERO festive festive fucks to give!!!!!
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Benjamin B
2 years
Mothers🙄🥰
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Benjamin B
5 months
I’ve lived in this house for six years. I have called my next door neighbour ‘Amanda’ during the whole six years. I learned tonight that her name is actually Rebecca 😳
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Benjamin B
3 months
Started painting the garden furniture but got bored after one chair!!! 😁
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Benjamin B
2 months
James cuddles 🥰
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Benjamin B
2 years
There’s been a dreadful mistake. Someone at the registry office has made the mother of all errors. They have me down as turning 40 today! (I know, the nerve!) Solicitors have now been instructed and I hope to get this matter resolved quickly! 👀
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Benjamin B
6 months
You can tell by my lips I’m coming to the end of the bottle 🍷
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