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Campaigner | Advocate | Commentator | Artist | Fitness Fanatic | Vegan | Feminist | Liar in Twitter Bio |

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5 years
Literally spat out my tea at this 🤣🤣
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1 year
Me, having another bath? Groundbreaking. 🛁
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2 years
Am I doing Sunday morning twitter right? Hiya 👋🏻
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1 year
Sunday goals achieved. Feeling accomplished after hitting the gym and conquering the garden. Now it's time to unwind on the sofa. Who’s bringing me a cold one? 🍺😎
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1 year
This weekend has been very hot🔥& very gay🏳️‍🌈. Essex Pride was so much fun! Today’s plans… garden & chill.
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1 year
Getting ready for another night out. Need my second wind 😮‍💨😴
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1 year
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1 year
Something something lighting. Something something validation. Something something thirst trap.
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3 years
Another bath… groundbreaking. 🛀
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5 months
Why do some gays go on holiday to Dubai? 💀
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2 years
Let’s play count the grey hairs in Ben’s beard…
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1 year
I’m not brave enough to do this when there are other guys in the locker room. It was empty yesterday so took the opportunity to be thirsty 💪.
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2 years
Avoiding doing house/life admin on first rest day.
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1 year
Morning twitter, looking forward to a lazy day of my DMs being slid into, nudes and alt accounts being revealed. (Subtle, I am not).
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6 months
Did a thing… captained my rugby team for the first time and scored my first try. Not many people know that I’ve been working through a lot of anxiety and self doubt recently so this was a massive moment for me 🙂
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3 years
Pluck the grey hairs from my beard or leave them?😅
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2 years
Lighting was favourable this morning, however no amount of filtering will hide those eye bags. 👁️ 👁️
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1 year
Have a great day Twitter friends. PS. Toast is life ✌🏻
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5 years
Good morning Twitter. Have an armpit 🥴
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7 years
The sense of utter disappointment when the TV guide says 'Keeping Up...' & you hit info it's '...with the Kardashians' & not '..Appearances'
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1 year
Morning dog walk across the fields. Feeling very zen today 🧘‍♂️
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3 years
I am by far the sweatiest person in this gym. It’s grim.🥵
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1 year
Colchester Pride was amazing, very sore head today though 😅. Great turnout by the @colchesterkings 🏉
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2 years
Sorting out the washing is not going well. I’ve been laying on the bed in the spare room browsing Asos for the last 25 mins 🙈
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1 year
A few birthday cocktails in the Spanish sun ☀️🍹(at what point in your 30s are you allowed to start panicking about nearly being 40?).
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3 years
I hate the gays who post gym pics. So basic 💅🏻🚮
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2 years
Both in a Boxing Day food coma!
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5 years
I told him he wasn’t allowed in my selfie, yet here she is with her judging eyebrow 😒
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2 years
Blue skies and shiny foreheads. Happy Sunday.
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1 year
So it turns out I can’t get away with wearing the same gym shorts three times in a row… I can smell them 😬
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2 years
I miss lazy afternoons in the rooftop jacuzzi. #sitges
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5 years
I’m so done with working shifts, home at 0430. I’m not moving from bed today in protest and there’s nothing you can do about it . Oh what’s that, back in at 15:30... 😭
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9 years
I hurt, can anyone bring a McDonalds breakfast to Aldgate... Please 😩
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7 months
On Monday someone decided to run a red light into me. Suffice to say I think it’s going to be a write off, it was only 16 months old! It’s exhausting sorting out all the insurance & claims etc. Anyone got any tips?! N.B. BMW airbags very effective 10/10.
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6 years
Just spent an HOUR cleaning the bathroom. I’m fucked. Counts as exercise right?
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4 months
I’ve been banned from Tinder for stating I’m in a relationship/we’re a couple. On the one hand can see how it might become tiresome for singles looking for a monogamous relationship & having to scroll past couples but also… it’s 2024, get with the times. Thoughts?
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3 years
I’m so boooooored of self isolation. There’s only so many TikToks to scroll and bags of crisps to eat. Do I…miss work and the gym? Who am I? 😭
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1 year
Off to that London to see the very funny @rhysnicholson at @sohotheatre tonight. I’m VERY excited… little bit of wee came out.
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6 months
Brunching earlier today with @JSilverstone12 in our favourite city (the martini in front of me blew my tits off).
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2 months
Had a gay old time today at Colchester Pride with our rugby team today🏳️‍🌈 🏉 @JSilverstone12
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3 years
Lazy Sunday morning with my boys after essexpride. 🥰 @JSilverstone12
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1 year
Anyone else flirt with their deliveroo driver when drunk/hungover in the hope you can live out some kinda porn movie scenario…just me? Gave ‘Josh’ a 20% tip and he’s not come back yet. FFS.
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5 years
These FUCKING chandeliers do my head in. Drawback of renting is suffering landlord’s/previous tenant’s crimes against humanity 😷🙅‍♀️Am I over reacting?
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6 months
Another Brexit win! None of that foreign water in this household. 🇬🇧🇬🇧
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2 years
Mighty Hoopla Weekender throwback, at Butlins! Keeping it classy in the toilets.
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5 years
Spent the entire afternoon slobbing around and playing Xbox. Also... since when was my forearm THAT hairy?! 🦍
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5 years
2009/2019. Add 3 stone, a beard and bags under the eyes. Also starting to think I had a drinking problem in ‘09. I’ve got a pint in every single photo 😬
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5 years
Ladies and homosexual gentleman; England captain Owen Farrell... *clutches pearls 🤤
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1 year
Look at that handsome bastard 🐶
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7 years
#NewProfilePic such a polite young man. (No longer young 😩)
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3 years
Premier Inn lighting hits different 😎
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3 years
Hangovers are hitting hard this morning. Send tea.
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3 years
I love my barbers so much. Spent the whole time talking about dick and then the soldier waiting for his haircut showed us all a video of his mate bollock naked in the pub. One of the benefits of living in a garrison town 😜
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6 years
Mooooorning. Someone has made themselves comfortable 🐶
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3 years
Last rest day life admin. *sits in car scrolling twitter to avoid going to Lidl for food.
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1 year
Nervous potato at the vets. 🥹
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1 year
Alt?
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3 years
Books annual leave. Sits at home doing nothing. Gets pre-work dread for later in the week. Fml.
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7 years
Boxers should have pockets. Does anyone else walk around the house with their phone tucked into the waistband of their boxers?
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7 years
When you're trying to eat dinner but have this adorable little face watching you intently 😍
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6 years
Good morning. Yes I’ve only just got up. Problem?💁‍♀️
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1 year
Twunk blonde gym husband just turned up… with a girl. I would ask that I am given privacy at this time for this sensitive and personal matter. 😢
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3 years
If I was a glass bus shelter I would be fucking shitting myself about tonight.
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8 months
Sunday update. Hangover: mild to moderate. Body: broken from rugby, knees inoperable. DMs: devoid of 🍆.
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6 years
Found an old passport photo, circa 2010. The years have NOT been kind. Someone validate me and say that frown lines, crows feet and eye bags are now attractive?
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2 years
Some interesting reactions to my post of an HIV testing kit on my insta story. A few along lines of “Someone’s been naughty/up to no good”. Gay sex isn’t naughty or dirty and testing is responsible, regardless of your situation. #HIVTestingWeek @THTorguk
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3 years
Manchester we’re coming!
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5 years
I did a toilet selfie. #basic
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2 years
Opinions on the current state of my beard please (see Poll in comments).
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4 years
My uterus is fluttering 😰
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2 years
Serving Tempelhof Airport realness 😎
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1 year
I’m 35 years old but it still feels weird when you overhear someone say to their child something like “Move out of the man’s way” when you’re shopping. Man?… oh you mean me!?
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3 years
The 9/10 straight electrician is here... in shorts. I’m having palpitations 🥵
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7 years
All these people posting pictures of their Christmas tree. Gay twitter doesn’t care about the tree, they’re all looking at your interior decor, how messy/tidy your living room is and thinking ‘Cor they’re doing well, look at the size of their house!’ 💁‍♀️
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The look of unconditional love for his Dad or was I eating something?
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4 years
Kieran Hardy... Wales no.9. There’s something about this photo that draws the eye, can’t quite put my finger on it. 🤔 #WALENG
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