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May these words bring you comfort ahead of her execution:
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The Windsor making their stance known (Sarah)
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BREAKING: Cricket Australia sends a bold message to future coaches - we will not tolerate any winning on our watch
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3 years
This mobility scooter is flying down Safety Bay Rd in Baldivis (Janey M)
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Pubs are back @JoshGarlepp
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6 years
Demerit Man to the rescue! Protected by his photo-proof beer box hat he takes aim at his arch nemesis, Dr Multinova
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7 years
Finally, all of Australia gets to feel like Perth today when the Solar Eclipse, like every other star attraction, skips us on its world tour
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The Bush Chook experience (Paul.a.c on Instagram)
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6 years
Savage ad placement
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Breaking: the West Coast v Essendon match has been moved from Optus Stadium to SBS Stadium
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1 year
Fuck off
@creation247
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸
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Why did we stop building beautiful buildings?
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meme
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Bloke has "broken down" to block the anti vaxx rally in Freo. Legendary (rebootstencils insta)
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4 years
Cheap as fuck petrol with nowhere to drive to. This is what Alanis Morissette was singing about
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The only rain gauge that matters in Perth (Oscar)
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3 years
A swan eyeing off a swan on the swan. Swanception
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They are honest. Spotted Nedlands (Amy)
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3 years
An unbelievable decision by the AFL. 2021 looking to be the first grand final to ever be played in a cave. You can hear the WA locals banging their clubs against rocks in excitement
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4 years
Well played Bryan
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Full eye contact while eating a kebab is a power move
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Marko sinking a pint at the pig. Iconic (Matthew)
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3 years
Better headline: lots of West Aussies doing their bit to make sure they aren't infected. Don't be put off by this shit, you've probably seen more frustration in a Dan Murphy's queue 🤙
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‘It’s BEDLAM’: COVID testing chaos as emotions and temperature runs high in Perth. #wanews
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The S.S Flagmantle rubbing salt into the wound of Eagles' supporters leaving the game this evening. Cruel & unusual punishment (Mitch)
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5 years
If only this bloke had some form of protection against the sun. Hat, sunnies, anything
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2 years
Why hasn't Sportsbet done a funny meme about the guy who can't afford to buy his kids Xmas presents because of his gambling addiction?
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Rude
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The skaters have put up their own sign
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Media's reaction to a 42-degree forecast: Perth: "Better get to the beach early!" Melbs: "We must unite as a city to survive this, may God have mercy on our souls"
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Perf represent! #ItalianGP
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Seinfeld is a masterful collection of astute life observations from two geniuses. Friends is the broadcast equivalent of a live, love, laugh sticker on a divorced woman's Hyundai
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OK, let's settle this... 'Friends' Vs 'Seinfeld': Which show is better?
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It's beautiful to see WA so united over the purest emotion of all - raw, unadulterated hate
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WA Cops. The musical
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3 years
Wasn't the AFL, wasn't the media it was Perf 🤙
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Trust Perf with your next major sporting event #AFLGF
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This IGA in Guildford has had enough
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Kmart commentary
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When will people just accept their hat has a fantastic solution to glare built in #AFLFreoGiants (Simon H)
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Big blow for WA this evening. Shout out to everyone who helped with the vaccine fear mongering. You the real MVPs
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Another triumph from Perf's Banksy
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WA is best positioned to de-escalate tension with China because we have what they really crave
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A case for the GF to be played in WA by @JoshGarlepp & @giorgiosavini
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"Your mate" - one of Australia's lowest social rankings. Reserved for human disasters that you are inexplicably still mates with
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Even the weather doesn't want to go there
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A milder than forecasted storm passes through Rest of the world: "glad that's all it was" Perf: "fuck this shit, is that all it fucking was, fuck you"
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Locals only. Waterman's Bay (Liam M)
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A very Perf tribute
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Filing cabinet for opinions on the utility of a lockdown from people with no medical training
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Cricket Australia have spectacularly catapulted themselves to the "Clive Palmer" level of WA disdain. No easy feat
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BREAKING: Rio Tinto's Girlfriend Ditches Company For Someone Who Can Actually Locate A 6mm Spot
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No crowds and Eddie. What did WA do to deserve this #AFLEaglesDockers
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Here begins our favourite part of lockdown. People at the shops shaming other people for being at the shops
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"What the fuck is this cunt doing?" - Perth driving proverb
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Media's reaction to a 42 degree forecast: Perth: "Better get to the beach early!" Melbs: "We must unite as a city to survive this, may God have mercy on our souls"
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That's the thing about Perf. It belongs to the Swans. Good hustle (the_westoz_prospector Instagram)
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@9NewsPerth Nice work editing out my watermark 🤌
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Don't be sad because it's over, be glad that it happened
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When you don't know if it's...
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Marko doing the presser at the Motorplex
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Everyone wants us to be so mad about this decision. No one gives a flying fuck
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Watching entitled ‘West Aussies’ melt down over missing out on the AFL Grand Final makes lockdown life that tiny bit easier. 😂
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BREAKING: In a measure to protect WA public health anyone travelling into WA will need to prove they are not Clive Palmer
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lol anti vaxxers getting theatrical. Joondalup (beachytrav89 insta)
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Impressive level of hate #AFLFreoSwans (Aiden)
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If 2020 could get any wilder, WA is emerging as world leaders on crushing the COVID. Bow before us.
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Bloke strolls into the Rotto pub with this bad boy after fishing, slams down a cold one, chucks the fish back over his shoulder and continues on his day (Chondelle)
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Party on
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No doubt followed up by what school he went to
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Bitta biffo in Marangaroo today (Brendan)
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Ben Cousins should interview the media about their long, public battle with a crippling addiction to reporting on him
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Correct solar eclipse viewing protocol
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Great find on Google Street View. Always give the Google car a wave even if you're balls deep into an arrest
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BREAKING: Clive doesn't know what a telephone is
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The main reason I wanted to travel to Western Australia was to arrange meetings with members of the United Australia Party as the WA Premier well knows.
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WA showing solidarity (Laura)
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If you went ape-shit and hoarded toilet paper, medicine and other products then you don't have a leg to stand on getting outraged at Chinese daigou baby formula shoppers. You're exactly the same
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Yin & Yang in Mossie Park (Katie)
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Found the stronghold in Kewdale
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Never stand in front of signs on TV
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Awkward conversations about rain in Perth inevitably end with someone saying, "ah, well, good for the farmers at least", like a little shower in Belmont is just what the WA agricultural industry has been praying for
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The woman who put a whole concert at risk gets to keep her confidentiality but not this bloke because he kicks a footy?
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Box Hill boy Sam Switkowski is the Fremantle player being tested for corona virus. On the injury list, he spent time with a friend who had recently returned from China. He and club now awaiting test results. Story with @DanielCherny on @theage
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Rough scenes today as thousands of Perth residents had to put long pants on this morning or risk feeling a bit chilly. Will the horrors of 2020 never cease?
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Australia's new tourism poster: a dingo chowing down on a dead shark while two snakes make sweet love (Jason Ferry)
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Karma
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BREAKING: Eddie McGuire has been ruled out of the 2021 Grand Final with a debilitating case of bruised ego. He won't be boarding a flight to Perth
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The whole "I don't like vaccine mandates because I won't be able to work" caper wears kinda thin when you go and get yourself convicted for threatening pollies. Not really acting like someone who is concerned about being employable
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BREAKING: Police launch search operation to locate the Freo Doctor that's fucked off again. Their message is simple, just come back and no questions will be asked
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Copper trying to wrangle the great Perth emu (Brayden Stiles)
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Marky Mark and his funky bunch (Kieran)
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100% chance of being raided
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BREAKING: Perth Stadium offering 15% back on your ticket if you jump behind the bar and help out a bit tonight
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This is sublime
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Nothing more WA that a drive-by complimentary F-bomb @MarkMcGowanMP @BellTowerTimes
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A discovery of great historical significance in a Perth home (Mike D)
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Greg Hunt is the kinda guy who'd tell your partner you were planning to propose to them tonight
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Perth may have hit its lowest point: getting excited about a 22 degree day. What are we? England?
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lol
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Dunno who needs to hear this but life will continue as we know it if you bravely choose not to report on Ben Cousins every time he does something #letitgo
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If people are complaining about 5 Star Hotels wait until all that's left are Great Eastern Highway motor lodges
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Vale
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Love to see the media and ATO joining forces for their annual reminder that your $30 laundry claim will be scrutinised more vigorously than corporate tax evasion. Inspiring stuff
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To think that only 2 weeks ago all of America was tuned in to watch the results of the Perth Lord Mayor election. Shoe is on the other foot well and truly
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How lost is this bloke. Then just stands there like it's no big deal lol
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