An unbelievable decision by the AFL. 2021 looking to be the first grand final to ever be played in a cave. You can hear the WA locals banging their clubs against rocks in excitement
Better headline: lots of West Aussies doing their bit to make sure they aren't infected. Don't be put off by this shit, you've probably seen more frustration in a Dan Murphy's queue 🤙
Media's reaction to a 42-degree forecast:
Perth: "Better get to the beach early!"
Melbs: "We must unite as a city to survive this, may God have mercy on our souls"
Seinfeld is a masterful collection of astute life observations from two geniuses. Friends is the broadcast equivalent of a live, love, laugh sticker on a divorced woman's Hyundai
Media's reaction to a 42 degree forecast:
Perth: "Better get to the beach early!"
Melbs: "We must unite as a city to survive this, may God have mercy on our souls"
Bloke strolls into the Rotto pub with this bad boy after fishing, slams down a cold one, chucks the fish back over his shoulder and continues on his day (Chondelle)
The main reason I wanted to travel to Western Australia was to arrange meetings with members of the United Australia Party as the WA Premier well knows.
If you went ape-shit and hoarded toilet paper, medicine and other products then you don't have a leg to stand on getting outraged at Chinese daigou baby formula shoppers. You're exactly the same
Awkward conversations about rain in Perth inevitably end with someone saying, "ah, well, good for the farmers at least", like a little shower in Belmont is just what the WA agricultural industry has been praying for
Box Hill boy Sam Switkowski is the Fremantle player being tested for corona virus.
On the injury list, he spent time with a friend who had recently returned from China.
He and club now awaiting test results.
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Rough scenes today as thousands of Perth residents had to put long pants on this morning or risk feeling a bit chilly. Will the horrors of 2020 never cease?
The whole "I don't like vaccine mandates because I won't be able to work" caper wears kinda thin when you go and get yourself convicted for threatening pollies. Not really acting like someone who is concerned about being employable
BREAKING: Police launch search operation to locate the Freo Doctor that's fucked off again. Their message is simple, just come back and no questions will be asked
Dunno who needs to hear this but life will continue as we know it if you bravely choose not to report on Ben Cousins every time he does something
#letitgo
Love to see the media and ATO joining forces for their annual reminder that your $30 laundry claim will be scrutinised more vigorously than corporate tax evasion. Inspiring stuff
To think that only 2 weeks ago all of America was tuned in to watch the results of the Perth Lord Mayor election. Shoe is on the other foot well and truly