Claudia @BeeClaudia00 Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@arbusto_r0busto

@TheG00N77

@EthanBosley

@DDlalolo

@GarciaPere81863

@thatgamerlex

@cuassont

@orlandorae

@SuppleWillie

@subasuba361

@n_thietard

@therealostevep

@nick_dacosta

@antowen12

@Pro_Fluke

@RahrBrewing

@nanchan_ichiban

@JonathanBlum

@stw_pdg

@bokeplokalmalam

@revolrevolo

@gistarast

@next_on_now

@mckzzx

@paulcarberry

@ariesmoross

@WWR710

@bokeplokalmalam

@guildhallschool

@butterflyCKM14

@Rebeunwaar69

@gegenRechtsNbg

@_pyoncosXx

@bokeplokalmalam

@guluzarcem

@FriendsEurope

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

@muffkin7 What have you done?

8

24

985

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

This is 44 🎂

178

9

869

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

She’s finally here. The biggest secret for the bravest girl I know. Here is Jess and we welcome her into our family x

72

13

754

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

New hair don’t care

64

5

615

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

The best feelings in the world. What would you add?

229

47

533

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

Felt cute. Fuck it. Send.

36

29

500

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

When your mum says you can choose your own icecream from the van

18

80

437

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

5 years

In case you’re wondering, dear child of mine, why I am so embarrassing now it’s because of all the times you shouted out in public these gems: DO BABIES COME OUT OF YOUR BUM WHY IS THAT LADY FAT WHY IS THAT LADY GOT A FAT HEAD WHY IS THAT LADY HAVE A MAN FACE

20

69

379

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 months

It maybe Monday but mentally I will be here

16

12

387

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

5 years

5 legs good, 6 legs too many.

9

39

342

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 months

#NewProfilePic

32

0

317

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

Same.

8

30

270

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

@muffkin7 The ‘muricans are like, what is this? 😂

13

3

238

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

9 months

I’m just checking to see who sees this tweet as I’m going to reduce the number of people I follow for a more interactive timeline. 2024 is about more reconnection

61

1

244

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

5 years

Me when only the shit biscuits are left in the tin.

2

38

226

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

29 v 43 No filters. No make up. No fucks given in either picture too. Some things never change 😂

29

0

211

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

7

40

208

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

I may bw a little tipsy more on this as the afternoon develops

15

0

200

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

Whenever I see my ex

17

20

201

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with. It doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are fed

19

24

189

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

5 years

Me: I’m feeling a bit sad today, what can I do to cheer myself up? Brain: Here’s a slideshow of all your worst moments.

4

39

184

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

No, kitty. I can’t see you, honestly

1

18

180

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

That’s Christmas dinner sorted

9

16

173

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

He was just a hamster I keep telling myself. I can’t bring myself to bury him today. I need to find a warm box to cradle him.

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

Reggie died in his sleep last night. Full of life one day and gone the next. I hope he nibbles a hole from heaven to visit me sometimes

33

0

124

30

2

169

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

What colour would you say my eyes are? Chestnut? 🌰🌰 What colour are yours?

90

0

154

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

5 years

Things I thought I’d say to my kids: Tell me more about minecraft Baking together is such fun What I actually say: Stop wiping your chickeny hands on me

2

14

148

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

How many peonies is too many? The answer is this isn’t a question at all

20

7

158

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

I’ve not been myself over the last few years and it’s taken it’s toll on me. I’m getting better day by day but fucking hell it’s a battle I almost lost

29

0

147

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

5 years

Today I have absolutely twatted every lemon out of the ball park. The list includes: Re-dressing my kid from her uniform into party clothes Making jam butties for 30 kids Taking other kid to physio Dealing with an autistic sensory meltdown Hugs gratefully received.

16

4

148

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

After ten years being a stay at home mum and carer for my daughter too, I’ve been in my new job for almost 4 weeks now. Before you say anything, she has dyslexia too so I’m also really proud of her too.

21

1

146

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals 🎄😻

9

4

154

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

When I had my first Christmas alone I made these. My ex said they were rubbish so we never put them up. I can do what I like now

29

0

154

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

6 years

In case you needed cheering up, here’s a picture of Laurel and Hardy drawn by my 5 year old. @StanAndOllie

9

8

147

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

Roses are red This is quite drastic

17

30

136

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

#NewProfilePic

13

0

143

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

#NewProfilePic

19

0

139

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

Little hummingbird.

15

6

133

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

Im all ready to go. Just waiting for my ride to hospital. Im sure I’ll be ok and the bubbly tummy nerves will go soon. I can’t wait to have a coffee after!

29

2

133

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

I’m at A&E with my eldest. Heart episode. Under observation. If you’ve prayers to spare send him one please x

28

0

136

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

6 months

Im at the stage where I’ve pulled the plug on dying friendships and connections as I’m the only one powering the life support. Wary but open to new beginnings with better boundaries. A broken heart from platonic relationships are just as tough

19

3

138

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

Bath water was a bit hot.

7

20

130

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

This is my favourite son. It’s a running joke as he has two sisters. Anyway. He’s my favourite first born and he’s the loveliest guy with a birthday today 🎂 🎉

16

0

125

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

Reggie died in his sleep last night. Full of life one day and gone the next. I hope he nibbles a hole from heaven to visit me sometimes

33

0

124

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

Oh my gosh look at her little face. Guys, this is the future. Fur babies everywhere. I love her so much

7

4

116

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

6 years

My 5 year old just called pistachios, Mistachios and now I shall refer to them as that forever more. See also: moker-bike - motorbike Glubs - Gloves Oginge - Orange and my ultimate favourite, mychina instead of vagina.

53

14

113

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

What a fucking book. Crying. Laughing. Nodding. Crying again. @GlennonDoyle holy crap you wrote a handbook on my life. Thank you.

1

0

123

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

I’ll take some better ones tomorrow but here’s to her first night in her new home x

6

0

118

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

I’ve made a happy place to drink my coffee ☕️

7

3

119

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

Holy wow. Is this what I’d look like with a cocaine habit?

11

1

105

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

Friday night. Bring it

4

33

117

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

What

12

105

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

My eldest is graduating with a 2:1 degree in photography today. I am beyond proud mama. None of his school life has been easy. He’s worked really hard with ADD and undiagnosed autism. He is bloody marvellous and today I celebrate his achievements

13

1

105

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

Mark Hamill is nicer than yours.

7

19

101

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

Bought some new cushions for my sofa.

5

6

100

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

His expression at the end like dude wtf 😂

7

16

95

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

I start a new job tomorrow. Nothing special. Warehouse stuff. It’s a job for a bit while I study. Anyway, I’ll try make it as fun as I can. Night all x

22

0

100

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

And now for something completely different

17

0

97

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

I use this mug periodically

6

10

99

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

You will make a great pin cushion

4

16

93

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

Saw this beauty on my van travels today.

14

2

96

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

Happy birthday to me. Who wants a piece?

41

0

91

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

My biggest regret so far in life has been not walking away sooner from things and people not meant for me.

2

6

92

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

#NewProfilePic

11

0

86

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

Time for breakfast

8

7

86

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

How do you take your tea or coffee? Anyone who says 4D can block themselves

141

5

83

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

When I’m chilly I just sit with my back against the radiator, does anyone else do this?

14

0

84

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

The new lighthouse keeper is a big hit

3

6

81

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

6 years

Growing up, I was silenced. I was always told to be quiet. To shush. To be someone else. To be less me. So, I kept my voice to myself. I don’t want to do that anymore. I’m not ashamed of who I am. They will not break my spirit. It starts with this. This IS me. At last.

13

10

80

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

6 years

Yes! This is exactly it. I do this every single day. And my life has changed so much. This year. The last 6 months. The last 6 weeks. 2018 was incredible.

5

23

81

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

Someone gifted me a Stollen and I asked if she paid for it and she said no someone gave it to her and I said are you sure it wasn’t Stollen and she said no and then my joke was ruined

6

5

84

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

8 months

#NewProfilePic

17

0

82

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

New glasses who dis?

20

0

77

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

New start. New job. Nervous but not nervous. Not nervous. Excited.

22

1

75

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

First day of loving myself more Looked in mirror 4/10 Made coffee 8/10 Cheese and mushroom on toast 10/10 More as the day unfolds

14

0

78

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

If I worked for Hallmark

3

13

80

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

5 years

If this were me the car would be on fire by now.

4

11

80

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

Sunday says hey

6

4

78

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

Yeah it’s just a door. But after living with the scars of abuse, to finally give yourself permission to move on and fit (nearly new) doors. Abuse lingers for years. If you know, you’ll know x

15

0

77

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 months

Back home where I’m going to make a effort to look after myself from now on. Stopping vaping is the first thing. Once this one is empty, no more. Hold me accountable

10

1

76

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

5 years

Celebratory macarons because I got the job. Here’s to the next chapter in my life.

21

0

74

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

When you want him to see you’re a little bit annoyed but not enough to leave entirely

1

5

75

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

I’m always curious why people have to say they’re married or VERY MARRIED or I love my spouse they’re the best thing. MARRIED AND I LOVE MY KIDS A quick scroll of their likes and it’s tits

10

0

72

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

I already ate my chocolate egg yesterday so I bought myself another. Which I also ate yesterday.

5

0

71

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

2 years

Me, Christmas Day and a box of celebrations

1

13

70

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

Happy messy Thursday.

2

6

68

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

Just a snippet of me. Who are you?

25

2

69

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

1 month

Quite a bumper crop this year and still more hopefully to come

13

2

74

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

My mum loved her Harvey’s Bristol Cream we sent her. She especially loved the part where they asked her for ID at the door. She’s 76.

2

73

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

Good morning.

4

13

69

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

5 years

Such a clever arse.

2

19

68

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

Sorry I’m late for work I was looking for another job

1

10

67

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

5 years

Me: average-sized cheese on toast, please. Liverpool: we don’t do average

11

2

67

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

On our way to fahkin laaandan

10

0

66

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

3 years

I missed the Christmas jumper day so let’s get drunk instead

5

0

58

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

26 days

Tonight it’s mashed potatoes with fish fingers and spaghetti hoops because I’m feeding my inner child and that’s what they fancy. Scheduled a tantrum later as I forgot to get a pudding

12

2

65

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

6 years

I taught a wolf to meditate. Now he’s Aware wolf. I’ll get my coat.

3

8

61

Claudia

@BeeClaudia00

4 years

I present to you. Chairbacca.

7

14

60