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The Cowboys suck

@BeardedHoochie

4 years

All my women know that I’m leaving at some point whether it’s a reason or not

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@BeardedHoochie

4 years

They don't have a choice cuz without black twitter there is no twitter

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@donyetaylor_

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Twitter added #blacklivesmatter to their bio. Wow. Thats huge.

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I finally ordered one.

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Can we make sure black women don't die from child birth first

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Transgender woman 'should be allowed womb transplants so they can have their own babies'

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So u ain't have it before today? Tragic.

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6 years 3 schools and a long story nobody cares about. Just know i finished and Ima hbcu graduate. My price going up stay tuned law school coming soon.

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When too sexy come on in the club

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Niggas be getting skipped at the barber shop but wanna argue with women on twitter

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Iykyk

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I love natural bodies just not yours and that should be ok. Everybody ain't gone like u.

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People in New York split rent with rats but wanna talk about Texas

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3 years

A woman can be with u for 3 days and not take a shit

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I said what I said and ima stand on this tweet idc my block button works fine for u weirdos

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Now y would u give her a kid after the bbl poor money management

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I pay for you BBL, you locked into a 15 year deal minimum plus I need 1 child

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I'm not fat phobic or skinny phobic cuz that can be fixed. What I am is ugly phobic cuz I ain't having ugly kids.

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They say time flies fast, but damn how are you 1 already? Love ya lil girl.

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@BeardedHoochie

4 years

Mulatto got some explaining to do

kimberly

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broke into my car & took my wig..., MY WIG BRO?????

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@xxv_xoo Nah I just like taking pictures with lil black babies

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3 years

Damn bitch u done healed enough unblock me

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Me wanting to help Nigeria but we not doing any better over here in America

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@BeardedHoochie

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U can be fat but u gotta be built proportionally. U can be skinny with no booty. What I'm saying is some of y'all just not cute in the face it has nothing to do with ur body type.

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@BeardedHoochie

4 years

Sneaky link hit different with the bitch yo girlfriend beefing with.

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5 years

When u realize u can leave the function whenever u want cuz u drove urself

TRAP RENTO

@TopFlightRento

5 years

Bomboclaat

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I'm getting Kim from the Parker's but yea

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Take my LSAT today put a prayer up for ya boy

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4 years

The bar low

KYLESISTER

@AriTheDon

4 years

If a nigga cook for you... mama, you big time!!! NO KIZZYYYYYY!!!

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Brent and giveon tonite ? Yea I'm sending out I miss us texts tonite.

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I found a new response to: I miss u. Me: post me then.

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3 years

All I realized is that women are full of shit literally and figuratively

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I can accept u being a hoe but a lying hoe I will not tolerate

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You don't know love, you don't love me like my child.

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@LinTheLib @backJUSTINtime Not saying y'all not but y'all wanna die having babies like real black women ? Nah let them correct that problem first then y'all can do whatever ur little heart desires ma'am

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@BeardedHoochie

5 years

The refs face 💀💀💀

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They need a part 2 when they in college

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For the culture

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@BeardedHoochie

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U fake woke twitter feminists are annoying and not calling y'all ugly but sum of y'all need to look at ur reflection before coming at me cuz I did say I was ugly phobic.

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Courtney Paige

@ceepaige

5 years

That relationship stuff is for the birds.

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I got husband written all over me but I keep finding women who can't read.

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3 years

Yea we decided not to listen to him no more

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@BeardedHoochie

4 years

This statement is equivalent to the niggas that was saying if a girl pull up at 3am "you had to know what was coming next"

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@BeardedHoochie

4 years

Stone him to death.

LaChele_Official

@_LaChele_

4 years

We living in our last days

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@BeardedHoochie

4 years

So this hoe at Popeyes tried to make me pay 27cents for a sauce. I said no the first one should be free. She catches an attitude. So guess what I did? Gave her a 100 dollar bill for 27 cents. Now count that out bitch .

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@BeardedHoochie

4 years

Felt cute might delete later

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@BeardedHoochie

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100% lockdown so we can be covid free summer 2021

John Iadarola

@johniadarola

4 years

What do you want @JoeBiden first action as President to be?

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@BeardedHoochie

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I love her

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Texas weather saved a lotta niggas from having to be multiple places today .

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When the air bnb say no smoking .

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Women act like dick free when I'm bout to tax ur mental health .

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@BeardedHoochie

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My lil girl and baby moms almost died during birth so excuse tf outta me if fixing that is more important than giving a Man the opportunity to have a baby .

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@BeardedHoochie

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And what the hell is poo pouri spray

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@BeardedHoochie

4 years

I feel like I'm missing assignments with these online classes

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@BeardedHoochie

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My car has been in the shop for 49 days I'm bout to go slap everybody in the repair shop.

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@BeardedHoochie

4 years

Y'all got 1 plane crash and shut the world down

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@ThatsComplex

4 years

Texas got an inch of snow and they roofs are caving in

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@BeardedHoochie

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And u still ended up with a white woman. Wild

TRAVIS SCOTT

@trvisXX

4 years

My mom went to Grambling and my dad went to PV. Wild

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Unfortunately yes I do find everything funny.

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Before quarantine vs after

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Wtf is reassurance? Hoe U better get some self confidence.

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Happy Qday to my dawgs. I'll go to war for it.

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Her: are u fucking anyone else ? Me: I mean I'm fucking u the most

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I walked for 3.5 hrs and I'm tired how the hell did mlk March thru states in a suit ?

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I claim the kid on my taxes I ain't giving her shit. King shit.

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This gotta be the longest Hoodrich Pablo Juan has been without being robbed. He prolly thankful for the virus.

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I was on twitter when niggas was getting exposed for eating ass cuz it wasn't cool yet 💀😂

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@OyinTravels Nah but if that's how u feel carry on

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@GreenMile_53 No I want it to be ok to not be liked by everybody

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Ion got a lotta friends I just know a lotta people.

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@LinTheLib @backJUSTINtime Guess what tho u weird and blocked

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@BeardedHoochie

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U can meet ur girl out with 9 other women but as soon as y'all get serious she ain't got friends no more and wanna be under u all day.

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I like texting cuz It give me time to lie.

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@BeardedHoochie

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U my boosie bro u can actually get touched and u picked the right frat

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Merry Christmas Text 🎄🎁

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@litlikemyke What ?

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Y'all niggas better fight back

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Nah I seen the food u be cooking

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@BeardedHoochie

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I wish pop smoke fought back like these New York niggas in my mentions

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Idc how bad my day going ima get on twitter and laugh

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She couldn't text him this ?

Trevante Rhodes Baby Momma

@Breonuh_

4 years

Chile..not you and the homeboys

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They need to go kwechie jail

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Easy breezy beautiful thugger girl

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3.8 Gpa God is good. I'm out this hoe.

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It's been raining in Dallas for 40 days and 40 nights

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Dear white people, temporary inconvenience is not oppression

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These new niggas different (gay)

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Y'all don't need us anymore let me learn how to build a house from scratch

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Why come I thought this was T.I

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After Being on twitter for years. You see the evolution in women how they go from scared to tweet to putting they pussy lips on the screen for 7.99.

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@BeardedHoochie

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Direct deposit: +$1400 Me: stealing at Walmart self checkout

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@BeardedHoochie

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This white hoe just woke me up on this plane to tell me she can hear my music. Ok bitch you like the song ? Don't touch me no more we in a pandemic.

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@TopFlightTrey Excuse me ? Got damn big dawg what ?

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Fresh fade Friday

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I hate when white homeless people ask me for money like bro how u mess up ur head start?

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Another one that ain't been to college

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@SnipedPaulie

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“There’s no place like home” Tin man looking for a heart boots ass boy

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@almiemccoy @LinTheLib @backJUSTINtime So in other words real black women lol

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Whoever created a blind baseball league is not seeing heaven . But I wanna watch it to laugh.

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How u built like a mini fridge but used to run track in college .

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Will u marry me ? 4 Words I'll never get to say .

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Me walking into war on all bullshit: #worldwar3

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@BeardedHoochie

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If ima cheat on my girl with you. Why u think I won't cheat on u when u become my new girl?

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4 years

She better go flirt and get us some drinks

Brent B 🥇

@BrentB109

4 years

Don’t date a fine girl if you can’t handle her getting hit on

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@bigmikethegod_ @livesey_jo @shreenap97 @vevosuave @ruth_ibbj @allison_boone @dysarDorn @yamum_jpeg @eightyonmywrist @chaarlieenie @diana_kayser @Erikfernandez24 @Durkish_Delight @soursparks @esmilagitana @RealHouseHusbnd @lilbluebot @lvl_up__ @Fireball__Paul @GyngerPope @Cora_Ranjel @rod_paschec @Stronghairline @MrJakeWelch Y’all stupid lol 😂

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