Had a guy in a MAGA hat pretty girl whistle at me while we were stopped at a red light and with his windows down trying to get my attention so I looked over and said howdy and I saw the look of pure regret when he realized I’m a dude and I’m so here for it
A 19-year-old woman in Utah was charged with hate crimes for allegedly stomping on a pro-police "Back the Blue" sign, facing a year in prison.
Police are using updated hate crime laws that now protect law enforcement, claiming she looked at officers in an "intimidating manner."
shoutout everyone in
@ihateomerta
performing three completely different sets with almost no time to breathe that really shows how dedicated you guys are to your tucking scene and i love each and every one of you for that
i hate it when sports fan jocks make metal, honestly that's why i don't fuck w hardcore. if you have never read a fantasy book you should be banned from making metal. metal is for the nerds
alone on a boat with my wife. in the middle of the ocean. she’s looking at me and i’m looking at her. there’s no way she’s saying no. it’s the implication
wearing only houston band shirts on my honeymoon so the locals can google things like “cosa è strangejoy nel usa”
and “chi è shock treatment” and “bel bianco americano di Houston”
my dad wonders why i want nothing to do with him and then goes on facebook rampages about how ‘the antifa’ hijacked a peaceful protest to incite violence on our ‘patriots’
socialized healthcare is bad the fuck ass. i left my inhaler at home and needed to buy one in praiano and the pharmacist was like ‘you need to have a regular prescription to buy this *wink wink* anyway that’ll be four euros ‘
🎶ALL THE SLAM THINGS 🎶 Blink! Congrats on the new tour — break an egg. We loved having you over. Also, big, BIG fans. Love Blink as much as we do? Stay tuned to our channels for BIG updates. WTFIU DENNY'S!
y’all laughing at texas like we have snow plows and gritters on every road at our disposal. i don’t wanna see any of you yanks crying next time you get hit by a heatwave with no central ac