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Sad Pitt
2 months
If it ain’t no hoes in Trader Joe’s I just put all my groceries back, no reason to shop if no honeys don’t see me
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Sad Pitt
7 years
When she say her neck hurts
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Sad Pitt
6 years
Arya was lowkey tryna get some from the hound first but Lord Beric pulled up and she dipped
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Sad Pitt
7 months
Drunk nights I’ll hit a 3 faster than Steph Curry
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Sad Pitt
6 years
Yea the NBA wack this year, I’m def getting a gf and spending time with her
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Sad Pitt
8 months
Outside dead boring I need to just get married
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Sad Pitt
1 year
If a chick say “you don’t like me you just like the idea of me” RUN cause she about to show you she top 5 worst ppl god ever created
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Sad Pitt
5 years
@sheembville Gotta hit her with the “WYM??”
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Sad Pitt
8 years
I wanna wife this girl but she look ugly on IG and she a 10 in person but ig means more to me
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Sad Pitt
7 years
She was out, she got drunk and she didn’t text you she hate you... she over you
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Sad Pitt
11 years
My girl caught me tryna change my password so I just typed random numbers.. fuck it now none of us know it
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Sad Pitt
6 years
@9GAG Pretty little liars
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Sad Pitt
8 years
My phone about to die and I'm very jealous of it
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Sad Pitt
8 months
“I hate daylights savings because I get 1 less hour to think about you” hours
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Sad Pitt
7 years
I don’t need a gf rn, I just want a girl to come home to every night, hang out with, cook for, have her do my laundry, lay up and watch movies, make up hand shakes and nick name, have sex and say I love you to each other each night before bed until I’m ready for a relationship
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Sad Pitt
7 years
I dated a girl 2 years older than me and every time we argued she would say shit like “this what I get for dating a kid” I used to be fuming mad
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Sad Pitt
9 years
"I know imma get my bitch back whoaaa"
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Sad Pitt
9 years
I never breakup with my GFs. When I wanna be single I just take the passcode off my phone and leave the rest 2 God
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Sad Pitt
11 years
I used to tell my girl I was going to the club and sit in my car for 2 hours on the phone with my soulmate
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Sad Pitt
10 years
I be texting my ex "I222 drunk todrive allaway hom leet me stayyyy in ya couchh plzzz" when I be sober in my house
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Sad Pitt
8 years
Charlie Murphy walking into heaven looking at Rick James like "Don't try that Sh*t up here"
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Sad Pitt
7 years
Why toxic relationships be so fire?
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Sad Pitt
11 years
My iPhone auto correct turns "yea I got a gf" to "nah I'm single no bitches want me" on its own I don't be meaning to lie
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Sad Pitt
7 years
It be ya own you
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Sad Pitt
8 years
I hate when NBA players say "I wasn't supposed to be here" dude you 6'9 where the hell else you supposed to be???
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Sad Pitt
3 years
If I’m dead or I’m cheating what the fuck is calling me 32 times in a row gonna do???
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Sad Pitt
6 years
Tristan Thompson had to cheat with someone he knew she wouldn’t forgive him for just so he could get out the relationship for good, I feel so sorry for him I know he didn’t really have any other options
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Sad Pitt
8 years
Good women give you 22 tries before they give up on you and then you got 4 more tries but that's it until she give you 2 more
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Sad Pitt
8 years
Lol cudi better chill, I tried to fight somebody on Xanax and they just pushed me on the floor and took my coat
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Sad Pitt
4 years
This stock market shit weak I rather sell crack and earn my money like a real man
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Sad Pitt
11 years
Just because y'all both moved on don't mean that y'all weren't meant for each other
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Sad Pitt
11 years
I hate when ppl try to tell me about myself... Leave me alone and just talk about me behind my back like normal ppl
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Sad Pitt
6 years
When sleep with my laptop on the bed I unplug the charger because I be thinking it’s gonna catch fire and burn me to death while I sleep and sometimes I leave it plugged in for that exact same reason
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Sad Pitt
10 years
Niggas love wifing chicks that "used to be" hoes until they find out there's no such thing as "used to be"
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Sad Pitt
7 years
Is it rude to wear a Burberry shirt to someone else’s baby shower?
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Sad Pitt
9 years
College is for talentless ppl who can't rap do crimes or think of cool ideas
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Sad Pitt
6 years
Terry crews got sexually assaulted by a white man and yet it has turn into black men vs black women........ powerful white men are magicians
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Sad Pitt
13 years
I went to a chick crib and she asked if I brought protection... I'm like hell yea it be mad niggas infront ya building
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Sad Pitt
11 years
Chivalry isn't dead it just followed where ever being lady-like went
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Sad Pitt
6 years
I hate when I tell a chick I miss her and she say prove it, what you want me to do break into your house?
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Sad Pitt
5 years
If I don’t get some affection soon I might evaporate
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Sad Pitt
6 years
Hopefully drake got some songs on this album that’ll make my old hoes miss me and hit me up
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Sad Pitt
5 years
Fuck it at least we had a moment
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Sad Pitt
8 years
Today we get an extra hour to miss our ex
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Sad Pitt
9 years
Why prince lord take my baby mother instead smh
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Sad Pitt
10 years
Goat RT @spinnellii : this guy has literally waited his entire life for this moment. http://t.co/zivkcb4g1H
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Sad Pitt
4 years
At the end of the day, the day gonna end
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Sad Pitt
11 years
You either gonna be lonely with mad bitches or miserable with a gf those the only 2 choices
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Sad Pitt
4 years
Restaurant just got my food wrong and I ain’t say nothing just sat there and ate it, I’m definitely getting a girlfriend soon
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Sad Pitt
5 years
I just wanna be with my soulmate
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Sad Pitt
9 years
11:11 I wish you wasn't a hoe
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Sad Pitt
7 years
Lmao @ this being a bodega, gentrification getting out of control
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That magical time of the year when your bodega starts selling Christmas trees.
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Sad Pitt
8 years
I love being in a relationship! I love it so much that I be in 3 or 4 of em at a time
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Sad Pitt
8 years
Somebody left their iPhone 7 and headphones in the gym, I believe in karma so I only took the headphones and left the 7 for a real thief
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Sad Pitt
7 years
Being in love so crazy, how do I want to be with you more than I want to do anything else?
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Sad Pitt
5 years
Can’t force nobody to appreciate you
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Sad Pitt
7 years
One day you gonna meet a girl so special she gonna make you wanna change all your toxic ways. DON’T! theres 800 more who will take you as is
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Sad Pitt
4 years
It’s ok unlearn and not get defensive about things you thought were ok your whole life once some educates you more on the topic
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Sad Pitt
5 years
When Future said “these bitches gone be who they is” he ain’t tell 1 lie
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Sad Pitt
4 years
Bout to text my ex’s mom “happy Mother’s Day mommy miss you so much, wish we could of spent it together but you know how that child of yours is”
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Sad Pitt
11 years
Just because I tweet how lonely I am and how I need a gf don't mean I'm single
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Sad Pitt
7 years
Where do ppl be finding these healthy loving relationships???
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Sad Pitt
4 years
Chick fil a serve breakfast for 10 mins
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Sad Pitt
5 years
Somebody on twitter can steal your tweet and get more RT’s than you and you’ll be upset, on tiktok they can steal your dance and get invited to the nba all star weekend lol
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Sad Pitt
6 years
Most relatable meme of all time
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Sad Pitt
7 years
I really like jackets
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Sad Pitt
8 years
I wish my ex would stop taking me back every time I cheat so I could just get on with my life
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Sad Pitt
11 years
Ladies made sex so easy to get but other shit so hard smh... I had to get a chick drunk just to fold my laundry
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Sad Pitt
4 years
I know the police mad it’s so many white protesters, they like damn how we posted to beat up white people
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Sad Pitt
10 years
I'm not an alcoholic I can stop drinking if I want 2... I just don't want 2
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Sad Pitt
7 years
Women really see the good inside of you even if it ain’t none
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Sad Pitt
4 years
Black people “who made it” tryna separate themselves from the rest of the black people like the system don’t see us as all the same
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Sad Pitt
5 years
Getting to know people before jumping into a relationship with them is overrated this ain’t 1962, I saw you post memes that I think are funny so now I love you and I know we could be together forever
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Sad Pitt
5 years
In 100 years people ain’t gonna believe that 8 billion people really got bullied by like 50 billionaires
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Sad Pitt
4 years
I’m not threatening nobody but if I gotta buy my own PS5 then I’m getting engaged to somebody brand new out of spite
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Sad Pitt
4 years
I need like 800 kisses I swear to god
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Sad Pitt
6 years
It better be some hoes in church ain’t tryna waste a good fit for nothing
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Sad Pitt
7 years
"Hey sorry that text wasn't for you... how you been tho?" Season
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4 years
If TJ warren was born 32 years earlier he would of had his own signature sneaker line
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Sad Pitt
9 years
Bout to text my Ex's mom "wish we could of spent this Mother's Day together but your daughter rather be a hoe"
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Sad Pitt
7 years
Lmaoooo before in like 22 B.C if you wanted a girl all you had to do was kill her husband that’s wayyyy easier than listening to her vent
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Sad Pitt
5 years
I hate a “how many other women you said that to” ass chick, look bitch either you gonna fall for it or not just don’t annoy me
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Sad Pitt
7 years
I woke up too early for my pockets, if I stay up imma have to buy 4 meals today... Let me try to go back to sleep
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Sad Pitt
6 years
I’m in the mood to be emotional abused by a beautiful woman for a few months
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Sad Pitt
8 years
I take the internet very seriously so don't unfollow me and still think we friends in real life
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Sad Pitt
6 years
I know so many people who aren’t really in love, they just settled for the best situation they could find, I refuse to be one of them
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Sad Pitt
4 years
The best part of being an adult is being able to just throw away the dishes you don’t feel like washing and nobody can say anything to you about it
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Sad Pitt
8 years
I can't believe jay z choosing doing fun stuff with his family instead of looking cool to strangers smh he crazy
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Sad Pitt
5 years
What if my soulmate got them big white filas?
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Sad Pitt
4 years
If she too good at the iMessage games she belong to the streets
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Sad Pitt
8 years
Drake rap like biggie sing like Beyoncé the swagger of prince and Jamaican like Bob Marley ... most versatile artist ever
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Sad Pitt
8 years
For Halloween you should be my Boo
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Sad Pitt
5 years
I know I had sex with your friend but I like you more
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Sad Pitt
4 years
Having bitches way better than having a job so don’t even sweat it @paulpierce34
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Sad Pitt
5 years
I just wanna lay in a beautiful woman’s bed and cry for 3 hours
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Sad Pitt
5 years
If you laying next to someone you love that don’t love you back you the one that’s winning, you got the person that make you happy, they’re actually the loser who couldn’t get a person they wanted
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Sad Pitt
8 years
Rip to the legend Gusto
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Sad Pitt
3 years
The bars open tonight? I need to find someone who just as lonely as me and start a family
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Sad Pitt
6 years
10pm: I’m so tired 11pm: I’m so tired 12am: finally my bed 1 am: remember that time in 3rd grade 2 am: I could prob beat an alien up
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Sad Pitt
8 years
Sorry if I lead you on, I didn't know where I was going either
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