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@BattleByrd

2 months

GM! One more day…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

7 months

GM. Remember that some people just want to watch the world burn.

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

2 months

Hoping my hvac guy says it’s just the capacitor…

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1 month

Congrats to my sister on her success…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

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3 months

All social media right now…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

Some Mom at gymnastics was gossiping about a guy in her neighborhood that wears a “bulletproof vest” while he walks his dog. She claims it makes her uncomfortable… ITS ME! I’m the neighbor she’s talking about 😂

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

GM! It’s only a matter of time…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

7 months

Somebody talk me off the ledge…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

2 months

If you stay ready you never have to get ready…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

1 month

Your grandma had these walls didn’t she?

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

What in the Cape Girardeau Walmart is going on here?

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

2 months

This is the way…

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@BattleByrd

2 months

ARG-15 (ArmaLite Rifle Gatling)

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

3 months

@TexasRepublic71 As a military member I can confirm. Yep those are tanks

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

3 months

GM! I extended my contract yesterday unlike anyone before!

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

5 months

The moment that @WarPath2pt0 changed the world.

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

I’m all in on the Vermin Supreme 2024 campaign!

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

4 months

If I pay for gas and snacks who will take this road trip with me?

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

GM! Remain ungovernable!!!

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@BattleByrd

6 months

What the hell is pain equity? We just making shit up now?

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

10 months

Showing up to the office in style…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

1 month

@alifarhat79 Actually you missed a step…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

3 months

New sign at the end of my road…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

7 months

Let the shenanigans begin. Y’all did a terrible job trying to talk me off the ledge!

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

I’ll be wearing it every time I’m outside. Mowing, grilling, sun tanning.

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@BattleByrd

9 months

“Oh you’re an American. Which kind Texas or KC BBQ?”

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

8 months

Never been a van guy until now…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

It really doesn’t take a lot to make me happy…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

@ZBigler Why buy a weighted vest when I already have one.

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@BattleByrd

7 months

GM. Every dude will be like hell yeah.

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@BattleByrd

6 months

GM! This is quite possibly the dumbest thing you’ll see all day!

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@BattleByrd

10 months

Not a huge fan of Pokémon but this is funny…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

2 months

Range day! No Secret Service allowed…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

@tacticaltrout84 I did this without knowing I did it lol

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@BattleByrd

3 months

GM! These gay pride parades are getting weirder and weirder every year…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

5 months

Agreed!

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

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@joelgaines 68W on the way to tell my troops that smoking is bad and so is alcohol…

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@BattleByrd

11 months

@WarPath2pt0 @rawsalerts

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

I saw @HardPass4 on the way to work today!

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

2 months

👀

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

5 months

Other than @HardPass4 ’s Chick-fil-A magazine this is the best.

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

I knew he was in good hands the moment I heard “ hold on bubba”

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

4 months

I’m still trying to figure out this duck jeep thing. Am I doing it right?

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

2 months

Tag him. You know whose fridge this is…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

3 months

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this is one of @WarPath2pt0 ’s guys…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

29 days

Congratulations it’s a Dodge Ram!!!

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

11 months

@WarPath2pt0 Me…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

26 days

@DefiantLs I’ll send someone to check on him

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@BattleByrd

6 months

Not in his state but I’d vote for @TheAKGuy if I were!

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

10 months

This guy is currently 100% of my thread and I ain’t mad about it!

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

3 months

My dad is more badass than your dad. Live it up Pops!

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

11 months

@WarPath2pt0 My bad…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

10 days

WTF did I just watch…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

GM! The wind never stood a chance!

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

2 months

🤦🏻‍♂️

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

Me waiting 😬👀

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

4 months

The same people doing campus protests are the same people that get upset when you don’t use proper Pokémon pronouns…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

1 month

Me…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

GM! This is why we eat them!

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@BattleByrd

6 months

I’m 100% onboard with abolishing the HOA!

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

4 months

My social media right now…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

Her: Will you grab some dinner on the way home? Me: Already on it!

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

10 months

New album drop…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

5 months

GM! Found this at your Mom’s place…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

2 months

Currently taking applications…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

10 months

Any of you jokers use this carry method?

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@BattleByrd

7 months

@WarPath2pt0 Have fun looking like you sail the seven seas!

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@BattleByrd

7 months

How to get out of a DUI 101…

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@BattleByrd

6 months

Turkey season is right around the corner. Better get those weapons dialed…

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@BattleByrd

2 months

😂😆🤣

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

1 month

GM! Touch some grass and shoot some brass…

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@BattleByrd

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It’s not that I’m afraid it’s just that I don’t like you…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

6 months

Daddy how’d you meet mommy?

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

7 months

For those of us that grew up poor. What food do you still like even though you are doing ok financially as an adult? Mine:

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@BattleByrd

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What in the Cape Girardeau Walmart is going on here?

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🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫🔫 🔫🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫 🔫

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@BattleByrd

5 months

We joined the wrong branch…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

9 months

Royal Caribbean and Carnival ain’t ready for this kinda cruise line!

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

4 months

Actually a 40/60 blend of vinegar and bleach works better…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

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My kitchen watching me reload after mag dumping the guy that broke into my home…

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@BattleByrd

5 months

Where’s all my tactitards at?

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@BattleByrd

1 month

Every. Damn. Day…

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@BattleByrd

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@BrandonPerna NFL teams be like…

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@BattleByrd

9 months

Sad that this is based off true events…

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

4 months

Twitter right now…

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@BattleByrd

1 month

We are surrounded by idiots…

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@BattleByrd

6 months

Anyone missing uh…..

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ

@BattleByrd

10 months

I have added an undercard fight to Earl vs Billy. Show up early to watch @HardPass4 take on @BudLightSadness at 5:00pm CST

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@BattleByrd

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USA: 2 (1776 & 2024) UK: 0

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@BattleByrd

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@DonutOperator Had to one up me didn’t you…

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This is why we eat them….

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@BattleByrd

5 months

Gotta love it…

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@AngryCops You are our retard 😘

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@BattleByrd

4 months

Mom’s in the 80s watching you open your birthday gifts…

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@BattleByrd

2 months

It appears that @RobProvince has done well the opening day of zucchini season…

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@BattleByrd

11 months

@WarPath2pt0 This one 😂

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