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@Basetsana__M

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Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined November 2014
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Adele is coming. SZA is coming. Summer Walker is coming. I've never been so excited to be a sad girl.
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Boil rosemary and mint leaves together. Let it cool and pour the water in a spray bottle. Add a table spoon of AC vinegar. Spray twice a day. It'll be back in 2 weeks🤍
@_BeingNaledi
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Lace front wigs are finishing the youths hairline but we don’t talk about it 💔
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Women must deal with Post-natal depression, body dysmorphia, lack of sleep, a torn up vagina and the list goes fucking on but it’s men that need counselling cause they don’t find us attractive after seeing us give birth to the child they put in us? Bffr.
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Looks like he lives in Maboneng. Two bedroom flat probably has a roommate. He can play the guitar and can probably sing too (The Soil vibes). His weed is fire and he drinks Black Label. His closet consists mostly of denim jackets and ripped jeans. Oh and he writes poetry
@emihle_madasi
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@dipuo_gracey Is this her new man ?
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My mom did THAT. A woman with a vison. I have no choice but to stan. I can't explain how proud I am of her. She built us such a beautiful home. It was a long and hard journey but she did it💜
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If that's your mom, she went and really gave birth to herself.
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That list needs to come out again. Ni comfy too much.
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New beginnings 🤍
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Academics are disgusting. Who came up with this shit? I just wanna talk.
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@cherryk0la God suddenly started submitting niggas on time in 2000.
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@Murendizee Sisi? Stand up 😭
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I remember a Carte Blanche episode where they interviewed all his illegitimate kids and they looked exactly like him
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Mandela was a busy man! His first wife saw flames...😞
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Why does this slap so much 💀
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@Deee___ Really? Let me go look 😭
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That “I fell asleep” thread is going to make life difficult for us iron deficiency girlies.
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A whole distinction for my dissertation? Me? I’m CRYING 🥺😭
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Harold Perrineau says hi.
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Reading your drunk texts the next day.
@ISleepAlne
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Bomboclaat
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In the mean time, please listen to my favourite local sad girls @maxsizzle @jodakgosi @thandooo_ and @Filah_lah_lah thank you🤍
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@MuloiwaThendo Dude, this video actually made me sad. I hope she’s okay and cut off all these people.
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I hear you but I need it more from the girl in the picture.
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@nomvosani I don't think it matters. I use fresh mint and dry rosemary.
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@Basetsana__M
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My mom 🤝🏾 texting me while we’re in the same house to bring her something.
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Corium skincare needs to be made available at clicks/dischem. I want one item and that delivery fee is hindering me 😭
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I got the job. Today is my first day 🥹
I really want this. I need this. I hope Sky Daddy has this written in His plans for me.
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Life is good.
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This used to be my spec.
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if you can pull off a slick back bun or ponytail your face card is actually crazy
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I will not rest until my body looks like this.
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I almost shouted "bathong kopa le mpheng di karabo tlhe" in the test venue because I ran out of lies to put down as answers.
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If you've met Lola you'll know he was such a kind spirit. I'm truly thankful our paths crossed even if it was for a little while. One thing he expressed more than his love for his people, was his love for God. I hope he's been welcomed with open arms. Rest easy my G.
@BongiNgidi
Bongiwe Ngidi
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Sunday you kept saying “BONGI LIFE IS TOO SHORT! LIFE IS TOO SHORT MAN!” @MrCashtime said: “Gaz lam yazi k'dala sizabalaza Yazi k'dala sizabalaza Namhlanje ngithi kwazi ban Maybe s'jaiva okwama last Maybe s'jaiva okwama last” This one hit home💔 Rest my friend❤️🕊
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It's burning hot there by academics.
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@Deee___ Omg he’s gorgeous
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Reading the quote tweets and I want better for you girls. Please stop nursing these men’s ego. Be vocal about what you like. Fight for your orgasm. Please.
Girls, thoughts while getting head?
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I followed her journey since she made that rap video when she turned 20 and now she's here. I'm so happy for my favorite female rapper 😭💕
@oranicuhh
CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️
6 years
No Squares x CHIKA 👑 SONG AND VIDEO OUT OFFICIALLY! whew.. tell ma we made it. 😭❤️
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Nene said "Now you know that you can be shady" and she didn't lie.
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Dominique Jackson NEEDS to be cast as an evil queen in a Disney remake. I would pay good money to see that
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Hela nja ndini , WHAT ABOUT TRUST?
@ithastobecrack
Bhongo.
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WHAT ABOUT US WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
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"Hair falling out, weight up and down. TWO MISCARRIAGES CHARLES, and you didn't even say I'm sorry."
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I’d wear this shem so baby can stare at his initials while my legs are in the air.
@unclevibes_
lewis HIMilton 🦦
4 years
should get her an anklet with my initials on it
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Mogwanti wa Pretoria Bo Martha le bo Maria.
@illhueminati
illhueminati
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share an eight word poem
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Sakthandi wena. You really show off whoever you’re dating at the time. You’re loud about your love for them and if it doesn’t work out you keep it moving otle ka omong
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Don't worry about it.
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She makes me fully believe in astrology because why is she always so accurate?
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This is me. Trust me to have the best advice when I'm outside the situation. Wait for me to be binnekant. I'm suddenly dumb.
@mihlalii_n
Mihlali Ndamase
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I actually need to learn to take my own advice.
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I GOT THE JOB😭
Yho modimo I'm so close. If this works out, I'm going to have a good cry.
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😭😭😭😭😭I read Issa’s comment in her voice and almost collapsed
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Trompies and Lebo Mathosa gave us Magasman. I will forever be grateful.
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It's titty Tuesday. Send him amabele.
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Soccer Twitter e tlo ntena very soon.
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Been seeing these “As someone who” tweets so let me add mine. As someone who used to work in entertainment law and did contractual work for influencers, some would get your 🫵🏾 p/a salary for a single campaign. The girls have heavy bags okay, Miss XO’s shit just doesn’t bang.
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I love how she's just chilling there waiting for her clothes to get washed but looking like a snack.
@SymphaniSoto
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Braids long, money long lmao
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I look so pretty
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Sex appeal is more of an aura. It’s energy. Sometimes the way someone looks has little to do with it.
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@Basetsana__M
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🤷🏾‍♀️
@bigdaddyfemi
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Trust men or have beautiful tiddies?
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Kwa academics, seku late. Seku mnyama. Kumanzi phantsi. Akuhambeki. Ngiyashibirika 💔
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@SummerShikwane I can hear him say it😂
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Someone hacked my old Facebook account and the things they’re posting are so cringe😭
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Yho nkos yam, uyothenga iHandy Andy. Let me get up and go drink.
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Let’s run these errands
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@NalediSekoto No man guys, we argued about this back in 2019.
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Halle is absolutely breathtaking yeses.
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My mom just said "if it's between this degree and your mental health, choose your mental health". I'm so thankful that I have a parent who understands mental health😭
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Please do whatever makes you cum. Fight for your orgasm.
@uNomafu_
𝐒𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐧.
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No, why would you want someone to slap you mid rounds? Bring kink shaming back pls.
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You can tell this is uncomfortable and maybe triggering for her.
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I called my mom while she was in a meeting to tell her the good news and I heard her tell the entire room “my daughter just got her LLB” 😂 ugh I’m so happy
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Wena, this is the worst time for people with good intentions.
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What sad news? Some people have actually married their high school sweethearts. Just because you didn't experience it doesn't mean ayikho.
My 17 year old cousin thinks she’s going to marry her current high school love. I don’t know how to share the sad news with her.
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One of the Hatfield nyaopes once asked me for money to go fetch his ID so he could apply for a job. Today he tells me he got the job AND a place to stay. I'm so happy😭
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New car. I start a new job on Tuesday. Volume 2 of 2023? 🤌🏾
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It kills me how all the kids that did Afrikaans once had "Hoe was jou vakansie" as a topic. Every single one of us.
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My Afrikaans essays were so basic. I'd be like: 'My Vakansie: Ek het by die see gegaan. Dit was lekker. Daar was baie sand'
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-A glass of warm water with lemon in the morning and evening. -Wheat breakfast(all brans, oats, muesli). -Dinner, meat and veggies(no starch). - 2 glasses of water before and after every meal. Thank me later.
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@user777__C
Weave Warrior✨
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Ladies can I see a photo/video of you with a bob?
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That "Hayi"..."Haibo" on Destruction Boyz Madness hits my soul.
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Recreating this.
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@foyinog Another album, mini tour, deluxe album, a collab album with another girl group. It could have been so cute and fun but here we are.
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Ashi Handmaid’s Tale.
@SowetanLIVE
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Women of child-bearing age should be banned from drinking alcohol. That is one of the proposals contained in the first draft of the World Health Organisation's Alcohol Action Plan 2022-2030.
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I found my ho hoops
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Please look at @bevditsie what a face
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Idk why this makes me happy. We don’t often see Queer people age and those that do aren’t always free to be who they are. I can’t wait to see our generation age. And cela ningawakhiphi ama nose ring.
@MprueDie
bhut’ omdala
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Damn Umuntu usazoba ugogo oyiLesbian 😭😭 kodwa bengyaphi moyongcwele?
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It’s Sundress getting caught in the booty Season.
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When you get your test back and re-read the lies you wrote.
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mg 🇨🇬 / wemby szn
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Bomboclaat
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I’m vomiting blood. She’s living my dream
@DailyLoud
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Damson Idris and his new woman Lori Harvey 📸❤️
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“this is her”
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One person can't be this funny please 😭
@SummerShikwane
Summertime Fine.❤️‍🔥
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@/mogheliingz on tiktok is my absolute fav😭😭😭😭
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When Jared bumps into Molly again in the street and shouts “Ey…broke pussy” 😭
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New job Jan next year.
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
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Claim it.
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" I am so happy that I am no longer at war with you" 😭💜💜
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No Zulu Game of Thrones today
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MONDAY to SUNDAY
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Although I wanted them to be together. The two of them had a conversation and Jackson admitted that he does see Cal as a girl, which they aren't. He admitted he isn't queer. It would have been unfair if he lied to himself to be with them.
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@lithameyile Good point. But the key here is when that image is used for advertising purposes because at that point it’s used for commercial purposes and Nando’s benefits from that while she doesn’t. The fact that her content was already on a public platform is neither here nor there.
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Continue on Queens, wipe them out❤
@AneleHyena
Anele The Hyena
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Guys were not meant to be dribbled. We're not strong.
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Brush cut was made for you tjeses.
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I just realised she was dead serious. "I'm dangerously in love with you and I'll never leave..." She wasn't playing. The decision was made.
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