BallHer Profile Banner
BallHer Profile
BallHer

@BaseballHer

2,006
Followers
352
Following
13,935
Media
144,990
Statuses

My favourite quote by a baseball player: “Who are you and why are you talking to me?” -Jose Bautista (she/her)

Toronto
Joined February 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@BaseballHer
BallHer
2 years
There it is
Tweet media one
165
3K
45K
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 months
@ethanjuiced Ethan, is this you
@DiabolicalSpuds
microplastics obliterator
11 months
This incredibly sincere white guy trying Indian food for the very first time and having his mind blown is so wholesome
4K
20K
272K
4
18
2K
@BaseballHer
BallHer
4 years
TFW you are too obsessed with your own jokes and @dinoman_j comics
Tweet media one
5
24
1K
@BaseballHer
BallHer
1 year
@oldenoughtosay We are going to have another situation like this
Tweet media one
2
44
995
@BaseballHer
BallHer
1 year
Tweet media one
2
10
544
@BaseballHer
BallHer
4 years
Tweet media one
@MLB
MLB
4 years
Here are just a few of the ways we’ll keep our players and personnel safe, and limit the spread of COVID-19.
Tweet media one
240
1K
5K
1
47
349
@BaseballHer
BallHer
1 year
@nytimes Way to blow up her spot
0
0
223
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 months
Tweet media one
@FodenPrime
Shady
3 months
what’s the most iconic interaction on this app?
531
564
7K
4
29
227
@BaseballHer
BallHer
1 year
Blue Jays fans are very powerful. We ran Anthony Bass out of the country and we can do the same to Dave Hudgens.
12
8
210
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
I appreciate Home Plate Lady not wanting her name revealed to all of us weirdos
2
7
192
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
Look at this jerk
Tweet media one
7
42
191
@BaseballHer
BallHer
4 months
Mom: Who ate all of the cookies? Younger siblings:
Tweet media one
3
20
196
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 years
Chicken wings are non-tenders
5
27
174
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
I forgot who said that Jeter looks like an old Caillou and I can never unsee it.
@sn_mlb
Sporting News MLB
7 years
Derek Jeter-led group short on money to buy Marlins, report says
Tweet media one
0
2
0
11
78
172
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
1
2
146
@BaseballHer
BallHer
2 years
I would like to inform Twitter that Alejandro Kirk is my mom’s favourite. #BlueJays
17
2
158
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 years
GOOD DOGS RACING
4
17
147
@BaseballHer
BallHer
2 months
@missfacto You say creepy, I say cool 😃
2
0
149
@BaseballHer
BallHer
1 year
If I heard correctly, Brandon Belt says, “Oh my god! Can I take my base, please? I’m scared.” 😂
1
19
147
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 years
Me, after every date in my 30s.
@joshtpm
Josh Marshall
5 years
Gordon Sondland: "I mean, this has been a very bad experience for me." Transcript p.198.
2K
1K
9K
5
9
132
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
Lil reproduced a portion of a baseball game without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball
@youngperonist
elias🤝🇵🇸🔻
7 years
Your rap name is Lil + the last crime you committed
14
4
25
4
32
131
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
Tweet media one
2
13
133
@BaseballHer
BallHer
2 months
I’m still pretty grossed out about the tweets from Bo’s stalker. Makes me feel weird now to joke about my crushes on KK, Ernie, and Varsho. Way to ruin it for the rest of us, creep!
11
1
129
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 months
Tweet media one
1
1
125
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
Jose Bautista should host a call-in radio show where he starts every conversation with, "Who are you and why are you talking to me?"
5
15
118
@BaseballHer
BallHer
10 years
Me in December (Milhouse), January (Martin), February (Bart), and March (Nelson) waiting for baseball to return. #MLB http://t.co/ZANU8RQVyD
Tweet media one
6
37
103
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
The Good Place lookin ass house
0
11
104
@BaseballHer
BallHer
8 years
Happy Birthday, Munenori Kawasaki. Blue Jays fans will always remember this moment.
Tweet media one
9
43
90
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
When I exercise.
2
33
90
@BaseballHer
BallHer
2 years
RIP to my grandmother. The woman who made me who I am today.
Tweet media one
35
1
91
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
@BlueJays @MLB please ask MLB to stop doing this, thank you
0
3
90
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
The most Canadian picture ever taken
Tweet media one
9
6
90
@BaseballHer
BallHer
1 year
@BuzzFeedNews Most hated? No. Not even close.
2
2
75
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
Remember when Gibbons called in to Blue Jays Talk and introduced himself as “John from Toronto” #GibbyTheBest
3
14
76
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
From Jose Bautista's Snapchat before the game #BlueJays
Tweet media one
2
20
75
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 months
@viriditasium Time for my fave joke
Tweet media one
2
1
77
@BaseballHer
BallHer
8 years
Make Pillar 8 Again!
10
35
68
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
"It's always going to be SkyDome to me." -Joey Votto about the Rogers Centre
1
1
72
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 years
WE WILL NEVER FORGET
@ScottyMitchTSN
Scott Mitchell
5 years
Boos for Rougned Odor. Some people haven’t forgotten.
15
4
145
0
4
68
@BaseballHer
BallHer
2 years
@stevesaldivar You can’t do this to me right now 😭😭😭😭
1
0
60
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
The Blue Jays are undefeated in the Miguel Montero era.
5
8
64
@BaseballHer
BallHer
4 months
I would also blush if KK looked at me this way ☺️
Tweet media one
2
1
65
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
@TPSOperations @cityoftoronto You know you can do something about this, right?
2
0
61
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
OMFG
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
15
60
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 years
Men. Married men with children. Straight married men with children: If your wife has to go away for a few days on a business trip and needs to send the kids to stay with the grandparents instead of leaving you to look after your own children, I would like you to reflect on that.
10
4
59
@BaseballHer
BallHer
2 months
This is also how I look wearing Blue Jays giveaway t-shirts.
Tweet media one
@LindsayDunnTV
Lindsay Dunn
2 months
The team wearing Giddy Up Guerrero shirts today encouraging people to vote for Vladdy for the All-Star Game.
Tweet media one
8
15
250
3
5
60
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
Looking into the #Mets future
Tweet media one
1
12
59
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 months
Ready to watch Blue Jays baseball
Tweet media one
3
5
59
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 years
Eminem running out of breath reminds us how old we are now
1
14
58
@BaseballHer
BallHer
4 years
0
0
55
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
PAY MINOR LEAGUERS BETTER
0
17
56
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
@BlueJays @BlueJaysPR Please cancel the Osuna t-shirt giveaway on Thursday. This is very serious. We should not be celebrating him.
6
13
57
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 months
#BlueJays 👀 “Don’t get lost in ‘em.”
Tweet media one
7
4
58
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
I convinced a vaccine-hesitant friend to get vaccinated!
7
0
56
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 months
Looking forward to using these quotes inappropriately out of context.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
2
4
58
@BaseballHer
BallHer
4 months
All the Blue Jays needed was Level G5 Severe geomagnetic storms for them to start hitting.
3
12
57
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
Someone sent me this. It’s pretty accurate, if we’re being honest.
Tweet media one
14
26
57
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
I would like to convert Americans to the correct spelling of “cheque”.
9
5
56
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
I GOT THE PAID PROMOTION
18
0
55
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
We lost 3 family members to COVID in the past 3 weeks. I don’t know their vaccination status but one of them caught it twice. I see lots of tweets from people saying they just want to live their lives. Enjoy that pub pint. I’ll continue to be at home.
19
1
56
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 years
Adults who don’t drink coffee are weirdos.
22
5
52
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
Friends, working full time, taking a university course part time, being injured (in pain) all the time, and trying to keep sane during isolation in a pandemic has been a challenge. Tonight is my final exam. Please send positive A+ vibes my way. I would appreciate it.
18
0
55
@BaseballHer
BallHer
1 year
@colormejorge I laughed out loud
0
1
50
@BaseballHer
BallHer
2 months
god forbid women have hobbies
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
2 months
Tweet media one
441
440
7K
5
7
53
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
I hope no one misunderstands "stool to the face" in the context of this injury. It's a shitty injury but not in that way. #BlueJays
4
3
51
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
Never have heroes
@MikeTrout
Mike Trout
7 years
Duke 🔥🔥!!!
41
395
2K
1
10
52
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
The #BlueJays can't Photoshop this game to make it look better so they decided to insert some Clippard.
9
8
49
@BaseballHer
BallHer
8 months
@CodifyBaseball Please don’t put TB in my timeline
4
0
49
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
I just wanted to show you guys a picture I took of my dad last year before he got sick. I call this photo Hipster Dad. ❤️
Tweet media one
6
0
48
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
Me at every mention of Jose Bautista today: 😭
3
11
51
@BaseballHer
BallHer
1 year
@cityoftoronto You paid this website to promote our tap water?
3
2
50
@BaseballHer
BallHer
1 year
Friends, after countless years of being miserable at work, I think I’ve finally found a job that I might *gasp* enjoy and pays better! I don’t know this feeling. I don’t know what to do with my hands.
11
1
52
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
If it turns out to be a Dodgers-Yankees World Series, it will confirm that we are all in The Bad Place.
4
6
48
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
Me seeing notifications about Jose Bautista hitting home runs
0
7
44
@BaseballHer
BallHer
4 years
I am so happy I stood my ground last week and refused to attend the 2-day meeting where they flew people in from around the country. No one else took coronavirus seriously. I was spoken to like I was overreacting at the time. What do they have to say to me now, I wonder?
4
0
49
@BaseballHer
BallHer
1 year
I really like that he used the Bible reference “love [thy] neighbour” so that Christians who use religion as their reason to hate can be reminded that they were actually commanded to love everyone
@susanslusser
Susan Slusser
1 year
Joc Pederson: “I think Pride Day is great. It’s about welcoming everyone. It’s like ‘love your neighbor.' ... I think the LGBTQ community is awesome, and I think everyone should be able to express themselves in whatever fashion you want. Whatever makes you happy.”
69
590
4K
2
4
49
@BaseballHer
BallHer
8 years
Ashton Eaton has a very focused Twitter bio.
Tweet media one
2
9
47
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
Going to a baseball game by yourself is a very underrated activity.
10
1
45
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 months
I’m still puzzled about how anyone thought a huge grey brick wall would look good on television?
8
0
48
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
@Matt_Dermody You give Christianity a bad name. They are all God’s children. They are made in His image. Seems like you need more enlightenment because hatred of others will not grant you inheritance into the kingdom of God. Such irony.
1
0
46
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
Jose Bautista
0
2
46
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 years
What a child
12
3
45
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 months
If they are referencing this tweet, it’s such great posting
Tweet media one
@BlueJays
Toronto Blue Jays
3 months
Near... Var... Wherever you are 🎶 @DaultonVarsho25
73
123
1K
1
3
44
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 years
1
0
44
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
Mom has been Pfizered
5
0
43
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 years
Temporary name change and new profile pic #WeTheNorh #NBAFinals
Tweet media one
6
0
43
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
Saturday was the one year anniversary of my dad’s funeral and cremation. My coworker friend group bought me a bunch of presents. These are two of them.
Tweet media one
5
0
44
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 months
@metalgearobama It’s true tho
0
0
44
@BaseballHer
BallHer
9 years
Cool sign: The Stro that broke the Hamels back #ComeTogether #Postseason #BlueJays
0
36
41
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 years
I’M AT THE RAPTORS PLAYOFF GAME
6
1
41
@BaseballHer
BallHer
1 year
Tweet media one
@BlueJays
Toronto Blue Jays
1 year
Tweet media one
498
84
860
0
7
43
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 months
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
9
42
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
Every newborn is a Player To Be Named Later if you think about it.
1
6
42
@BaseballHer
BallHer
7 years
Maybe we shouldn't vote Justin Smoak into the All Star Game because it could turn him into Michael Saunders.
6
0
37
@BaseballHer
BallHer
5 years
@SportsnetPR Okay so fire him already
4
1
35
@BaseballHer
BallHer
3 years
Just booked my second Moderna dose for Friday! 🥳
4
0
41
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
I need #Phillies bench coach Rob Thomson to change his last name to Thomas so the team can have both Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas. The team would be Smooth!
3
4
40
@BaseballHer
BallHer
4 months
@GreggDoyelStar Nope. It was flat out unprofessional, inappropriate, and can fall under sexual harassment. You should have your @WNBA media credentials revoked. I hope the league sets an example about this.
6
3
40
@BaseballHer
BallHer
6 years
OMG
Tweet media one
2
10
40
@BaseballHer
BallHer
4 years
I have been owned in the DMs
Tweet media one
5
5
39