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KREED

@BaracKreed

3 months

These are my opinions. If you don’t like them, I have others.

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@BaracKreed

4 months

If a striker scores 40 goals a season and a goalkeeper concedes 40 goals a season, who will be ashamed more??

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@LoneRangerMJB

4 months

If a woman sleeps with 40 men and a man sleeps with 40 women who will be slit shamed more.??

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@BaracKreed

1 month

Sauti Sol at the beginning of Short and Sweet:

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@amahleszn

1 month

Caption this.

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@BaracKreed

2 years

NTV Kenya:

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@BaracKreed

9 months

Kill them. We are not doing this again!

Daily Monitor

@DailyMonitor

9 months

Five Covid-19 patients admitted in Kabale Hospital Details ⬇️

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@BaracKreed

9 months

This wave of Saudi League players trying to come back to European teams while asking for high wages is hilarious. Take a wage cut and warm the bench. You've been replaced by wonderkids.

100.2 Galaxy FM Zzina!

@GalaxyFMUg

9 months

Our money lost value, what can UGX 50K do, I mean, I’ve dressed well, done makeup and turned up for the date, and you give me only 50K after? I rather stay home and watch TV. Men style up - Winnie Nwagi #EveningRushReloaded

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@BaracKreed

1 year

Perfumes from countries that oppress women really be long lasting and authentic. Makes you think; the ingredient is women's tears!

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@Ajalo_

1 year

Arab perfumes be lasting longer than men’s promises

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@BaracKreed

11 months

“1738”

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@lynda_ddane

11 months

Would you ?

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@BaracKreed

4 years

@Lia_Bluemoon @KawumaBulayimu @this_vid @VideoDownloader @videodown1oad @Vid_twi_tter @VidDownApp @DownloaderBot @this_vid4 @GetVideoBot @GetVidBot @getvideostream @get_videobot @getvideolive

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@BaracKreed

2 years

Ghosting is a very clear form of communication, sometimes the loudest as well. It's very clear in terms of what a person wants. If they leave without a trace, maybe that's a sign you shouldn't try contacting them.

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@Syyeda14

2 years

Tell me your controversial opinions

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@BaracKreed

2 years

I know Dr. Kasenene is controversial but I don't remember him saying we should eat lotion

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@BaracKreed

2 years

“Kameeza money should be increased” Newly engaged Emeka:

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@BaracKreed

3 years

@brfootball @Kizaale Spuurs home jersey every season

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Why is she wearing her mask like that?

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@gabgonebad

3 years

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@BaracKreed

3 years

“A-Plus Funeral Services”

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@BaracKreed

4 years

Imagine the crap we'll have to endure on TV when Museveni dies. First of all, they'll show clips of all his shitty state addresses, and you can bet that some news anchor asshole will turn to the asshole next to him and say, "Well Canary, I imagine he's on the Road to Heaven now."

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@BaracKreed

2 months

Elijah Kitaka makes music for 27 year old women with 2 kids from 2 different fathers who think they’re the prize.

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@BaracKreed

3 years

This is Uganda, not an episode of Homeland

hair_by_Hawah

@H_A_W_A_H

3 years

Do we have city evacuation plans ??

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Azawi's My Year was written by Sudhir Byaruhanga..

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@BaracKreed

2 years

Someone tell Muhoozi that when they said it's easier to become president when you have a party, they meant a political party not birthday parties.

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Chris Evans & Chris Evans

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@BaracKreed

5 months

Buy that new phone. It has a Home button.

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@Zu_BedaAhmed

5 months

Rent or a new phone? Decisions😪

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@BaracKreed

2 years

Lynda Ddane, Calvin the Entertainer & Canary Mugume

The Spokes person

@spokes_the

2 years

Do you recognize anybody here or I bring a microscope!???😂😂😂😂

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@BaracKreed

4 months

They should also not come into close proximity with each other, otherwise one of them will fail…

Darker Skinn_⏱_

@BradleyCarl256

4 months

The 2 people i wish can make it this year.. Their efforts alone are inspiring🔥

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@BaracKreed

1 year

Fairs to Bellingham. He's getting shouts from the veteran of the game

JAMIE🌻

@Jamie_Namulema

1 year

Name a better midfielder than Jude?

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@BaracKreed

3 years

For a crime she didn't commit!

Pages 🇺🇬

@EddiePages

3 years

If being sexy is a crime, you would be in prison for life🥵 WCW ❤️

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@BaracKreed

2 years

@PhakeLThando @this_vid @VideoDownloader @videodown1oad @Vid_twi_tter @VidDownApp @DownloaderBot @this_vid4 @GetVideoBot @GetVidBot @save_video @get_videobot @SaveVidBot @this_vid @VideoDownloader @sendvidbot @SendMeThisVideo @VidDownApp @DownloaderBot Fast please

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@BaracKreed

3 years

"Many men, wish death upon me"🎶🎶

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@BaracKreed

2 years

That's how they hyped up Latinum and he sold his cows to come to Kampala

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@BaracKreed

9 months

Guys are saying the song weighs 260MB because Albert is on it.

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Samson Kasumba is what you get when you order for Bbaale Francis on Jiji

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@BaracKreed

2 years

Uganda is a really beautiful country if you're a bird

Africa Facts Zone

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2 years

Gulu, Uganda.

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@BaracKreed

2 years

“I hope fuel prices don't get any crazier this week” The fuel prices:

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@BaracKreed

6 years

Buys 1k airtime using Airtel Money.... Airtel Messages:

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@BaracKreed

11 months

Bebe Cool was the Weasel of this crew

i envision Ferraris 🎡🎭

@mukalu_jamada

11 months

Undoubtedly the best ensemble E.A has ever head! has there been a better song after fire anthem? i doubt 🌝

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@BaracKreed

2 years

The clitoris has more than 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a Twitter feminist

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@BaracKreed

3 years

“Your contact David is on Instagram as prettyqueen_trish”

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@BaracKreed

1 year

You just knew it was a top tier game once you saw this loading screen

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

Define “Peak mobile phone game”

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@BaracKreed

7 months

Drake Sekeba

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@nyaika256

7 months

It’s giving Drake || #KampalaStylebrunch

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@BaracKreed

9 months

250k ordinary ticket just to see Davido??!?? I'm unavailable, dem no dey see me!

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@BaracKreed

2 years

Of course, they are known to be good at attacking & shooting

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Hamis Kigundu handing over shs. 530M in cash directly to a newly appointed Prime Minister........

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Who's the Cinderella here?

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@BaracKreed

7 months

You guys wanted Joshua Baraka to date Baby Gloria??!!!!. The man gave us Nana, Dalilah and a lot of other good music. He's allowed to make a bad decision once in a while!

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Police officers & LDUs watching people in bars after curfew was removed

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@BaracKreed

1 year

Being 5 - 0 down in the first half on FIFA & your opponent says “Your rolex isn't the only thing getting cooked” 💀💀😭😭

Engineer Faisal

@PyeparFaisal

1 year

My Rolex guy diversified his incomes. He now has PlayStation available as you wait for your Rolex 😂… Shs 500 to play as you wait 👏👏👏👏

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@BaracKreed

10 months

Just use normal English, we are already pissed.

Ndagije Richard

@ndagijerichie

10 months

Mi tell yuh straight, all di liqs from every brand deh pon liquor store price. Just roll up and mek di vibes flow. #BlanketsAndWineKla

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@BaracKreed

3 years

XFM really replaced Sima, Rudende and Libolo with an influencer!

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Shazam listening to The Executives songs before coming back with "Please check internet connection & try again"

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@BaracKreed

25 days

If Kazoora is the gig plug, you’ll also be addressing the media fraternity very soon for not getting paid!

Kera

@Kera_legendary

25 days

Mr Stephen Rwangyezi the owner of Ndere Cultural Centre is addressing members of the media fraternity on the ongoing situation we shall keep you posted. #SaveNdereCulturalCentre

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Jamie Vardy knew what he was doing😂😂💀💀

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@BaracKreed

2 years

Bettinah Tianah has arrived at the Met Gala😍

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Naye mwe ebimotoka byamwe ebitambuza beer ebitagwako ku accident mulogela wa?

Nile Special

@NileSpecial

3 years

Gwe nywa-wo ki nilo osilike. 🍺 #UnmatchedInGold

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@BaracKreed

2 months

Swangz Avenue re-signed this guy just to be the weed plug for their artists. That’s the only logical explanation!

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@Zagazillions

2 months

Real ones will remember this lockdown banger 🦅🌪️ Judith babirye finally available on all platforms we go so

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@BaracKreed

5 months

Ugandans love to party

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@RuhangaEd

5 months

We have 26 political parties? Y'all knew this?

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@BaracKreed

27 days

Stick around that good “lesbian” you find, treat her well and play your cards right. 9 times out of 10, lesbianism is just a phase they copy from Netflix shows. They eventually come back to their senses!

Beewol

@beewol

27 days

All the good women are either married, seriously dating, or lesbians. Where do you people find girlfriends in this Kampala?

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@BaracKreed

2 years

“Come and buy shoes”

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@alextalktoem

3 years

Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?

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@BaracKreed

3 years

“I masturbate with soap, I just wanna cum clean”

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Producer: You have only 23 seconds... Viboyo:

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@BaracKreed

2 years

Something to do with Economics and value for money. You wouldn't understand

Jinja's Pablo Escobar

@Ozelle_Kayom

2 years

Alcohol brands increased prices but no one said anything about boycotting but DSTV increases by 5-20k and all of sudden y’all feel oppressed.

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@BaracKreed

3 years

I don't know who this comedian is but I really feel sorry for the people in the audience!

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4 years

The pandemic...

Daily Monitor

@DailyMonitor

4 years

Govt to borrow Shs100b to fight Covid pandemic #MonitorUpdates

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@BaracKreed

3 years

I know Azawi was in studio with a belt telling Fik Fameika not to sing his usual nonsense on "Majje"

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@BaracKreed

4 years

Confirmed. Robert Kyagulanyi joins State House on an undisclosed fee in a swap deal that sees M7 out. Personal terms agreed. Negotiations have been taking place for the last 35 years. Electoral Commission to officially announce in the coming days. HERE WE GO!!!

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Amasanyalaze Negagenda is probably the greatest one hit wonder Ugandan song of all time!

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@BaracKreed

3 years

This is the closest I ever been to stupidity, I hope it doesn't travel by osmosis!

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Joel Biyinzika explaining how his niece went to SMACK

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@BaracKreed

2 years

@SkySportsPL Ten Hag when Jones tries to get into Carrington tomorrow

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@BaracKreed

3 years

I swear it's been a long hard year man🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Who's the DJ?

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@cbichachi

3 years

The Heights, Centenary Park in Kampala on fire.

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@BaracKreed

3 years

This looks like alot of money until you realize it's $16

Lil shaaft 💫

@lilshaaft8

3 years

Evening secured 😌

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@BaracKreed

4 years

This you?

Evelyn🦋

@Evelyn_Nakayi

4 years

Some of these Twitter girls are so obsessed with men they will never fuck.😂

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Marcus Rashford & Bruno Fernandes tomorrow morning:

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B’RAKA

@itsJoshuaBaraka

2 months

#freefaiza #FreeEdgar #FreeThomas #FreeBeewol #FreeEverybody #StopCorruption

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Keabetswe🌬

@akreana_

1 year

When were your simpler times ?

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@BaracKreed

2 years

Bro was in Entebbe state house for a few hours & got Janet legs😭😭

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@BaracKreed

10 months

🏃‍♂️

@maxguwapo

10 months

Twitter in 2020 & 2021 was funny as hell

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@BaracKreed

3 years

The real original “Certified Lover Boy”

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@BaracKreed

11 months

On December 20, 2005, Kobe Bryant and Kwame Brown combined for 63 points. Kobe scored 62, Kwame scored 1

Niwa Medy 💝💫

@mumslast

11 months

These two guys deserve all the attention 🫡

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@BaracKreed

2 years

@ESPNUK We got another one from the trenches

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5 months

The muchuba who scored the winning goal for an international school doing a post-game interview

Legends

@LegendsKla

5 months

Hi beautiful people 🤩 Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Don’t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates 🤗

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@BaracKreed

4 years

"As long as you're happy bro"

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Hey, are you f(x)=x^(-1) Because I wanna find the area under your curves with my natural log

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@anitah_trinasha

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@BaracKreed

3 months

This is what girls who have “sarcasm bae” as their username consider as top tier humor btw!

Exclusive.Bizz

@Exclusive_Bizz

3 months

Ladies, add yours.

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@BaracKreed

3 years

Can we have Sheebah Karungi do a cover of Adele's Easy on Me?? It might restore sanity!

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@BaracKreed

2 years

Something about guys whose careers started in 1986 & not wanting to retire!

ESPN FC

@ESPNFC

2 years

55-year-old Kazuyoshi Miura has signed on loan with Portuguese second division team Oliveirense. His professional career started in 1986. Incredible 🍷👏