This may be the funniest printing error in the history of mankind. I will forever be blessed to have this one copy of “Fascism for the Million”, where half of it is just a Kobe Bryant biography 💀
@Mythotard
Fixed:
700 Gazillion years of nothing
Evolved from organism that mysteriously appeared one day (don't ask about it)
Cavemen
Antiquity
Rome
Crusades
Colonization n shieet
The Civil War (slavery)
The Holocaust
Jim Crow and Vietnam
9/11 & Bush
Trump Era (Cville, Jan 6th, etc.)
Shogun, a typical Hollywood series that paints Catholics as villains
Jesuits and Japanese Catholic converts are portrayed as sectarian thugs that must be destroyed. Insane considering the REAL story is the exact opposite
Japanese Catholics faced brutal persecution for centuries
Fun fact: The defacing measures Christians used against Pagan statues were directly ripped from that Talmud they “hated” oh-so much… Abrahamic birds of a feather…
>A gathering of Pagans start a traditionally-Pagan event by giving praise to the Gods, and calling upon them to make the event enjoyable for everyone involved
>Online Christians start kvetching in the comments & QRTs
🗣️ “Apollo, God of sun, and the idea of light, send your rays and light the sacred torch for the hospitable city of Paris. And you, Zeus, give peace to all peoples on earth and wreath the winners of the Sacred Race.”
#Paris2024
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@Paris2024
That’s because you’re a fаggоt who’s too scared to confront ☪️ or ✡️ effectively, so you project your psuedo-Hееb insecurity onto everyone outside of your wretched circle of Abrahamic cultists.
I went to see a newly initiated friend of mine. He had a Buddha statue on his front porch. I told him he should get rid of it. He defended the statue. When I left I took it with me, cut off its head with a shovel, and threw it in the garbage.
people don’t realize this but WALL•E is a straightforward retelling of genesis
the autopilot is god. the captain is adam. EVE is eve. and wall-e is satan
Bonifacian Tradcath LARPers when their Protestant brothers in Christ start smashing their statues because of idolatry (suddenly, iconoclasm is bad, and needs to be stopped)
Even bolder prompts:
“What if niggеrs never existed?”
“What if the Torah was never written?”
“What if Technicolor Filming techniques weren’t irreversibly lost?”
“What if the US continued to pursue space colonization, regardless of the cost?”
You do realize that the Haitian militants exterminated all White/Mixed people they could find on the island (including the ones that assisted in their cause), and proceeded to fuck up their own nation beyond repair?
Total Podcaster Death.
Footage of me trying to run out of the Neo-NKVD headquarters with printed copies of my Twitter Drafts and Telegram DMs after pecking her on the cheek as a distraction
Slaanesh worshippers in the QRTs raging at the fact that minors shouldn’t be manipulated into taking drugs which permanently fuck with your reproductive system for internet points
“You see, Odin is just an ancient interpretation of Christ, and-”
“So by Christian standards, it’s okay to worship Odin, since he’s actually been Jesus all along?”
“What?! No, that’s not what I-”
“Odin is King.”
I’m am no(t yet) expert on the evangelization of the Germanic peoples, but this likely misses the heart of what was being done.
Christ is not Odin, but Odin is a faint echo of Christ. In conversion, pagan longings find the fulfillment of what they have been seeking.
As long as
“MMMMMM, MUSCLE DOMMY MOMMY GF?!?! I WANT A WOMAN WHO WILL LITERALLY KILL ME!!!! I WANT TO KISS HER ABS, AND SUCKLE ON HER SHENIS CLIT!!! UGGGGGHHHHH, I WANT HER TO STEP ON ME!!!” Wait… You like conventionally-attractive women? Heh, fucking porn addict loser chud...”
The same Christians who have a weak stance on immigration are extremely shocked when a giant Hanuman statue goes up.
The streets could be an open drug den, but if the “principled conservatives” see something pagan, all of a sudden “we’re living in Babylon!”
@hayasaka_aryan
“Who jacked off to dеаd, muppet, gangbаng art?”
“DUHHH! LEWIS LOVHAUG, THE LIGHT-BRINGER!! Which Feminist cartoonist went under the moniker ‘CattyN’ to fulfill his lesbian inflation fetish?”
“Everyone knows that, you idiot! Andrew Dobson! Name the three Channel Awesome movies!”
>He doesn’t know that the Codex Regius/Poetic Edda was written by an anonymous author during a time when Paganism was still alive and well
Research will do you some good if you choose to pursue it…
@BornLik23266
@realJeremyCarl
Yes. Paganism in Europe died over a thousand years ago. Anyone that claims to practice it is larping based off the writings of guys in the 1960s. And what little we do actually know was preserved by Christians.
@Swimmingsolo1
@potatopuff6
@AbdullaAlJumali
You can stop the list at the Celts, because only they hold the ethno-cultural status of being the indigenous people to the nation of Ireland, and the rest have only brought ruin to Ireland’s shores.
@Vibetom
@Bolverk15
I mean, it’d be a good start. They’re not all that different in terms of graphic content, unexpected character death, or geopolitical struggles, so I think GOT could’ve learned from Berserk.
This may be the funniest printing error in the history of mankind. I will forever be blessed to have this one copy of “Fascism for the Million”, where half of it is just a Kobe Bryant biography 💀
This child was tragically murdered after being falsely accused of murdering two white girls. I am telling you right fucking now that this is not a hill you want to die on.
“Human life isn’t valued”
The “Human life” in question: Fаggots, Invading Armies, Oath-Breakers, etc.
“Forgiveness is a foreign concept”
They had forgiveness, they just didn’t doormat themselves like Modern Christians do.
Shogun and The Northman are two honest portrayals of pre-Christian societies. They all have these things in common: human life isn’t valued, and forgiveness is a foreign concept. We take for granted how Christianity tuned the world upside down.
>63,779 cross-references
They had access to the books
>written by 40 men
We don’t know with certainty who wrote each book
>three different continents
Wedged right against one another
>over 1,500 years
With centuries between segments
It wouldn’t take a miracle to make that
The Bible is "just a book written by man"
>63,779 cross-references
>written by 40 men
>three different continents
>over 1,500 years
Without divine inspiration that is absolutely impossible
Why do Tradcaths rely on such obvious hoaxes?
“Bro, in this 100% HISTORICALLY-CERTIFIED letter (forgery from the Middle Ages), Pontius Pilate depicts Jesus as an Aryаn, Gallic Warrior King, and scribbled a small sketch of him as Arnold Schwarzenegger. Checkmate, Gауgans!”
There is a massive rise in Paganism and related religious movements in the West.
American Pagans in 2001: 134,000
American Pagans in 2023: 1,500,000
There are currently more Pagans than Presbyterians in the United States.
Our nation is turning from Christ to demons.
There is a massive rise in Paganism and related religious movements in the West.
American Pagans in 2001: 134,000
American Pagans in 2023: 1,500,000
There are currently more Pagans than Presbyterians in the United States.
Our nation is turning from Christ to demons.
When I find myself in times of trouble, Adоlf Hitlеr comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, TND
And in my hour of darkness he is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, TND
In all seriousness, I’ve been seeing this development in real time.
I just met a Norse Pagan a few days back, and I’ve been noticing an increase in the use of Heathen imagery and language, and not just in the US. Last time I visited the UK, I spotted multiple Mjolnirs on people.
There is a massive rise in Paganism and related religious movements in the West.
American Pagans in 2001: 134,000
American Pagans in 2023: 1,500,000
There are currently more Pagans than Presbyterians in the United States.
Our nation is turning from Christ to demons.
This image goes hard.
At one time this was a statue of a Roman goddess displayed in Corinth.
The Corinthians chose the Boniface option…cutting off her face, carving a cross into it.
𝕴𝔫 𝔥𝔬𝔠 𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫𝔬 𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰
Japanese people: “Hey, stop destroying our religious sites.”
Cath: “Lol, fuck you, I hate your religion, and I actively support dismantling your country by use of arms.”
*Cath gets arrested and sentenced to death.*
Cath: “Wow, so much for the ‘Tolerant Pagans’…”
‼️🚨🇷🇺 Natalia Poklonskaya, former Russian & Crimean Prosecutor General has apostatized from Orthodox Christianity.
She is now ‘dabbling in witchcraft’ & promoting ‘the old Slavic gods’ (many of which were invented by the KGB in the 80s ✡️).
Women should not be in politics ‼️😔
“The solar system is Heliocentric.”
“Erm, do you have a single Biblically-verified source to back that up-?”
“Shut your gob, you pompous diсk. Listen to how you sound. Gaу-ass Pope tryna keep the aristocratic Arуаn spirit at bay...”
Because Galileo was an autistic sperglord who, after being told by the Church that his ideas were intriguing and to build a more solid evidence-based foundation for his case, thought it was a good idea to instead call the Pope a shithead who just doesn't understand his genius.
Reminder: There are no legitimate Genetic, Archaeological, nor Linguistic pieces of evidence for any one of these theories.
We came out of the Steppe, not Israel.
Probably my favorite Zeitgeist-esque "wake up sheeple" conspiracies that Christianity was cobbled together from pagan religions is the comparison of the Virgin Mary and Christ Child with Isis and Horus, as if the Egyptians invented the idea of a mother holding her infant son.
Watching the Olympics and witnessing a six foot tall blonde Valkyrie outdash a motley crew of assorted swarthoids, leaping from my mobility scooter and screaming “Yes!!! Hail victory!!! Hail Hi -“ only to have her exit stage right into the arms of her muscular black boyfriend
>Slenderman is real
>LOTR actually happened to some extent
>Nuclear bombs have been covertly used in combat within recent years
>Anthropomorphic Animal people existed in Britain until the Reformation era, where they nearly went extinct, and now reside solely within 🏴/🏴
Kemetists, blood eagle this troglodyte for dishonoring Lord Anubis... His psuedo-pup play mask and consoomer t-shirt are an abomination against all religious rites which exist upon this Earth...
It’s strange how these Trad Christian types always side with the culture-eroding nеgrоid masses over actual Whitе People when it comes to preserving ethniс heritage…
@seethroughit2
>Ethnic Jеw, was a descendant of King Dаvid (from the Tribe of Judаh ✡️)
>Celebrated Jеwish holidays
>Studied the Torah
>Was considered a Rаbbi
>All of his followers were Jеws
“Uhh, he wasn’t Jеwish, bc the Pharisees wanted him dead for being a heretic (to Rabbinical Judaism).”
Christian culture has triumphed so completely that even the old pagan gods can only be invoked according to Christian values. Zeus brings peace on earth and goodwill towards men instead of just being a horny swan/bull/shower of golden light
"Our father_(lore), who art in human_on_anthro,
helluva_boss be thy impregnation_request,
Thy excessive_cum,
Thy william_afton_(fnaf),
On ear_tag as it is in hyper_cum..."
Meanwhile, in the QRTs…
“I’LL SEND IN RUSSIА, I’LL SEND IN THE CRUSАDERS, I’LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER! JUST GET IT OUT OF THE BALTIC STATES-!”
“Listen to me! Listen to me!”
“Yes…”
“Shut that damned thing off!”
*Sigh.*
Some fandoms are, in a sense, psuedo-religions. The collective devotion to characters, archetypes, canon, literature, and in-universe concepts can easily create an egregore-fostering environment.
"No Patrick; Missionaries being willing to risk arrest for bringing Bibles & the Gospel to openly hostile countries on a isn't the same as uncontrolled open borders being flooded with whole cities worth of men who cross over then demand welfare assistance."
@MaposTaranis
Although the Hellenist has some rеtаrded takes, the way he enrages Tradcaths on a daily basis is respectable. All he does is simply tweet stuff like “Christianity is weak and Jеwish”, and ☧🇻🇦✝️ accounts lose their shit.
@uncle_deluge
“HE’S THE ROMAN EMPIRE, HE’S THE ROMAN EMPIRE, YOU’RE THE ROMAN EMPIRE, I’M THE ROMAN EMPIRE!!! ARE THERE ANY OTHER ROMAN EMPIRES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!?!”