Malachi @BandmanMalachi3 Twitter profile

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2 years

Who tf declines calls and text“wassup?”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

I HOPE CIGARETTES GO UP TO $45 IN 2023 I’M TIRED OF Y’ALL 🤢😂

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2 years

That shit not funny he’s a bitch for that

gypsey rose hate account

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2 years

Nigga is outside being losers lmao

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2 years

Getting married and then cheating is really insane, waste of money and time.

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2 years

Sweet potato fries don’t taste good. Why do yall be lying?

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2 years

Please Normalize being in love again, y’all made toxic & cheating too popular

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2 years

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii , or just a low ha 😂don’t unfollow me😂😂😂😭

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2 years

y’all really be standing in the cold with that cigarette like it’s a hot chocolate🤣😂😂😭

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2 years

took my peace a little too serious now I only have 2 friends

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2 years

Don’t blow your horn at me and then turn your head when it’s time for the stare down Bitch 😂😭

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2 years

I never understood the whole chicken & waffle combination 😂

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2 years

One thing about me, I will not answer my phone if I don't feel like talking😂

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2 years

car rides by yourself with loud music be so therapeutic

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2 years

I will quit my job before I cancel my VACATION

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2 years

Brooklyn Nets tickets about to be buy one, get one free.😂🤣

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I will STARVE before I make a BOLOGNA SANDWICH .😭

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The worst people to owe is your children. As soon as they wake up "Do You Got My $4"...🙎🏾‍♂️

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Toy Story making a 5th movie is crazy 😭😭 Andy 38 years old with a mortgage now

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2 years

Fast and Furious really used to be about street racing. Now they Avengers!!!🤦🏾‍♂️ 😡

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2 years

People who still flash the lights to let u know 12 up the road … I love y’all 😂

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2 years

The Ugliest Hoes Be On Here Talking Bout Sex 24/7... Byeee You Horny Ass Raccoon😑😭

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2 years

People are crying about eggs and spending $9 on coffee at Starbucks 🙄

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2 years

Posting your kíds on the same page you clap yo àss on is wild 🤦🏽‍♂️

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2 years

Be honest 🤔 Can you taste a difference between Coke & Pepsi ?

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2 years

WHOEVER JUST USED MY FUCKING NUMBER TO SIGN UP FOR PORNHUB THE CODE IS 739248.!!! 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

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Malachi

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2 years

If the Eagles beat the Chiefs 37-34. I’m going to be mad

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2 years

An exam is out of 30. And your score is your birthday date. What's your score?😂

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2 years

If My Coworker Getting Bèat Up I’m Jumping In Cause I’m Not Covering Nobody Shift 😂🤣🤷🏿‍♂️

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Gamestop looked me dead in my eyes and told me my PS5 worth $35.00 🤦🏾‍♂️

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2 years

On Feb 14th I’m going to walk up to somebody on a date and be like so this why you not answering 😭😂😂😂

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2 years

Mfs Name Weed Anything “This That Annie Are You Ok“ 😂😂😂

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2 years

Everybody I passed my first Microbiology Quiz!!!!

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Malachi

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2 years

Soon as I see “New Year new me”… *Blocked🫶🏾*

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2 years

do people who use their car’s bluetooth to take phone calls know the people outside the car can hear every single word 😂🤣

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Malachi

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1 year

I’m only 23 and I’m about to get my fucking degreee in 3 weeks!!!!!! 💪🏿🔥🔥🔥

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2 years

IDC How Much Fun We having , Don’t Pull Out No Cocaíne 😭😭🤣

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2 years

People Who Don’t Know How To Play Spades Always Wanna Play UNO 😂😂😂

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2 years

People be like “yeah just follow behind me” and start running red lights 😂😂

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2 years

I don’t like when people text me GM, General Motors to you too

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2 years

Wanna be a baller, shot caller Twenty inch blades on the Impala

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2 years

50 mfn states... and you think your soulmate is at the Department of Corrections🤡😂

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2 years

Your work shift go by fast asf when you call off😂

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2 years

blaming your friends for being bad photographers when the actual problem is your face😂🤷🏿‍♂️

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2 years

why the fuck did we stop putting gargoyles on buildings🤔

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2 years

Posting your Bible verses on the same page you clapping your ass cheeks on is to wild 😂🤣😭🤦🏾‍♂️

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2 years

Toddlers will be like “hdgdkkeuduavopdoekavm' mama" and the mom will be like "he’s asking you to carry him" Howwww???

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Malachi

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Jackie Chan used to say "i don’t want trouble" and then whoop everybody ass 😭😂🤷🏿‍♂️

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Malachi

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2 years

you blocked someone on everything and all of a sudden czxvbhb is watching your story

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2 years

May the tears you cried in 2022 water the seeds you’re planting in 2023.

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Malachi

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2 years

Who is this mf?

Skip Bayless

@RealSkipBayless

2 years

No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game - but how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular-season outcome ... which suddenly seems so irrelevant.

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HULU don’t care if u fall asleep, u wake up & u already on season17 episode22

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2 years

this the lamest generation ever who tf brags about being toxic and cheating 🤦🏾‍♂️

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2 years

Damn I got a raise 😂🔥🔥🔥

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Malachi

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2 years

Learn how to Master your Mind because a Thought can ruin your whole day

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People believe anything they hear about you as long as it’s bad ….

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I’m sick of yall with these bank robber wigs!!! Either set it off or take it off!😂🤣

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2 years

Blonde NOT for EveryBody👱🏿‍♀️ Some Of Yall Look Like A BLAÇK & MILD Plastic Tip😂

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when the Arab man say "but for you my friend" you know he's gonna lay a nice deal😂

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Donating blood in high school for a slice of pizza was the most crackhead shit ever🤣😂

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It’s funny how Red , White & Blue represent freedom until they flashing behind you😭

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some of y’all rose tattoos look like cabbage😂😂😂😂

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70 degrees in January 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Dear Cash App, nobody aren’t filing their taxes through yall.

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2 years

wet wig aren’t for everybody😭 my aunt in the damn store looking like eazy-e😂🤣😭

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Never fight a dinosaur you’ll get jurasskicked 😂🤣

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my dms are always open If u wanna talk to yourself

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That Tubi commercial had me thinking somebody hacked my TV. 😅🤣

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Malachi

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2 years

how tf yall take 20-30 minute naps mine be like 3-5 hours

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2 years

Stop. Killing. Alligators. To. Make. Gatorade.

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Malachi

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2 years

Worst thing I ever did was let my athletic talent go to waste

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2 years

y’all can cancel easter them eggs too mf high to be dying and hiding‼️

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2 years

BEING ALONE IS OK!! Stop feeling like you NEED somebody…..Plus it’s peaceful 🙂

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AT&T service failed everyone now I see why the Cowboys stadium is called AT&T

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Malachi

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2 years

ADULTS OVER 25 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME U RAN FULL SPEED🤔 😂😂

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2 years

I hate when people lie to me or try to play with my intelligence those are two of my biggest pet peeves like get tf out my face

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People who like their own tweet lonely as hell

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I'm at the age where checking Gmail is part of my social media routine

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2 years

*Dented car speeds past me* Me: that’s why your car messed up🤷🏾

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I feel like giving up fr

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sometimes I need to realize I’m doing a Damn good job for my age

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“You sleep a lot” yeah I’m ignoring reality

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Malachi

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When people text me wya I look around before I lie 😭

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I just be minding my business next thing I know a payment is due🤦🏾‍♂️

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