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@BambiUmami

3 years

@awesomolocity @dril Mo

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1 year

everyone's like "danny masterson this" "russel brand that." i dont care. we need to talk about circumcision. i was mutilated,

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@freakmommy

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@BambiUmami

5 years

If I saw a guy stick a feather in his cap-- hey that's one thing. But you're gonna sit there and call it macaroni? Where I come from, guys get beat up for shit like that. Get a fucking clue.

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3 years

This is my first rodeo. I'm hoping to learn as much as I can. I basically want to be prepared for all future rodeos, after this one.

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3 years

(pouring laundry detergent in) some for the pot 😏 and some for the chef 🍷

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4 years

You tellin me the chinese fingered this trap?

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@BambiUmami

4 years

@nibiru_TRUTH They would immediately try to poke a hole in it so they could suck the yolk out. The iphone i mean

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@BambiUmami

3 years

wake up player! it looks like you have amnesia but theres a war going on! we need to get you battle ready! Go to MENU and EQUIP Silvr🗡️

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@BambiUmami

2 years

Imagine you're kanye west and the mother of your children is a gigantic whore, yet she stops respecting you because you were fucking around with jeffree star? I think many of us might start saying things like "gas the jews" in that situation

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4 years

Hovering over the retweet button as easter approaches once more

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9 years

i hope everybody has a safe and productive holiday weekend and fucks the shit out of me and sucks me off

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4 years

i'm extrenely nornal and neuroconvergent

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4 years

taking 3 tabs and examing the flavor resonance grid of a slice of pizza as I evenly distribute red pepper flakes across it with tweezers while laying in the hallway for 45 minutes

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3 years

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9 months

i'm trying to help you cultivate inner peace you fucking retard i'll end you

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10 months

green nooder

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@BambiUmami

5 years

i been sayin this

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@BambiUmami

4 years

girls are like "i got video games" then you go to her house and this is what she's talking about

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@BambiUmami

3 years

(Losing my entire grasp of semantics) this is Cheugy candy

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@BambiUmami

3 years

This wheel costs 150 NP to spin! You can spin this wheel once per day.

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@BambiUmami

1 year

dude i fucking love this blood it's so good for sippin. who'd you say it belonged to again? christ?

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@BambiUmami

3 years

My son has been in the backyard firing himself out of a cannon and I dont have the heart to tell him that the circus clowns are like, grown in a lab, and usually come from rich families with connections to intelligence agencies

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@BambiUmami

4 years

This october shit got me puttin pants on...

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10 months

time for a monday

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@BambiUmami

4 years

The cia put me on chemicals and threw me in to the room they used in Everclear's Everything to Everyone, and I emerged clairvoyant. Bad move. Now they want me in the orgone accumulator 24/7.

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@BambiUmami

3 years

If we are mufos on this site I will die for you, but especially this guy

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7 months

dodo bird and friend

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@BambiUmami

11 months

just got to the planet of guys who are allergic to cool aliens :/

70s Sci-Fi Art 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀

@70sscifi

11 months

Johnny Bruck's painting for Perry Rhodan #312 , 1967

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@SusumuYogurt

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2 years

there's this funny antiquated thing about American McGee's Alice where the E key is totally unbound, and the Enter key is default for 'use/interact.' Half-Life had been out for about 2 years at that point, but that simple ergonomic wasnt industry standard yet

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@BambiUmami

4 years

fuck... i'm tired of them treating me this way

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@BambiUmami

2 years

"hey so i'm doing a 12 step program and i have to go back over all my regrets in life so i can let go of them. and i regret how hard i'd tried to communicate sincerely, when i should have been making you feel as bad as you wanted to make me feel, you piece of shit motherfucker"

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@BambiUmami

1 year

something that's interesting about sexual marketplace value is the way a man will be judged not by the amount of partners he's had or the number of times he's had sex, but by a sort of watermark you create. you're evaluated based on the baddest bitch your dumb ass fumbled

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@BambiUmami

5 years

Just found a free can of sliced mushrooms in the laundry room. Thanks

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@BambiUmami

3 years

man has been eating leftover cold cheeseburgy with hot coffee for thousands of years. in a lot of ways, it's really not important to pay much attention to history at all, because of how often it repeats itself

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@BambiUmami

4 years

therapist: When you talk about these "6'7 mommy dom gfs," do you not consider your own submissive role, or how you cant seem to escape punishment even in your own fantasies? Me(wisely placid off of aspartame, Red 3, Blue 1, Yellows 5+6, with occasional charles manson smile): No🙂

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@BambiUmami

3 years

All dogs are boys and all cats are girls. All caterpillars are boys and butterflies are girls. 1,000 ants = one boy.

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@BambiUmami

3 years

my dream job might be ideas guy who gets to repurpose loss materials and comes up with things like those pretzel pieces. even better if it combines logistics from multiple factories. like, ok, we got honey graham dust? turn it in to holiday m&ms and charge more for less chocolate

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@BambiUmami

1 year

(Have a Nice Life - Bloodhail arrowheads voice) Mcdonalds and Mcdonalds. Mcdonalds, Mcdonalds

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5 years

WHY FIND OUT

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2 years

Cheers,

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@BambiUmami

4 years

I'm so tired of explaining this to people

Massimo

@Rainmaker1973

4 years

Electroreception is the biological ability to perceive natural electrical stimuli. Bumble bees use electric fields to help home in on flowers through their mechanosensory hairs, responsible for the insects’ electric sense [source, read more: ]

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@BambiUmami

3 years

I want to smoke a joint with blake shelton and gwen stefani

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@BambiUmami

9 months

i would probably be more dedicated to the game of chasing, but i already know what good sex is like. i already got it, i got it more than a lot of dudes get it in their entire lifetime from girls that look like suicidegirls and I didnt have to pay for it

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@BambiUmami

3 years

Is there a way to tip the guy who watches my little pecker through the camera on the toilet and flushes it for me

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@BambiUmami

5 years

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time. You can also fool all of the people all of the time, and some of the people some of the time. And that's basically all the ways you can fool people

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@BambiUmami

2 years

tombstone that just says "it smelled crazy in there"

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1 year

What i see vs what homer sees

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3 years

mentally i am here

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@BambiUmami

3 years

How come Tom from Chapo FYM never posts about his wife? No news is probably good news with that, right? Like she's so satisfied that he can spend all day posting about eating candy. Sounds perfect

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@BambiUmami

3 years

Dry earther here. all bodies of water are simulated. Ever been in a wave pool? All the longshoreman are in on it

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10 years

When a girl is down to go through the spice rack, just smelleng stuff>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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4 years

Custom fire damage everyday carry

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1 year

Sending my son to conversion therapy because i found xiu xiu on his ipod

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4 years

This is why I'm work saturdays 😤😤💰🏃‍♂️

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7 months

i have a hitbox, greg. can you damage boost through me?

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1 year

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@BambiUmami

4 years

[Me after diving on top of a grenade meant to harm us all] FUCK! I just wanted to get a better look! I didnt think it would do *that!*

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@BambiUmami

1 year

this is my first time doing this. its ok. obviously i eventually want to make fucked up pizzas

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4 years

Our scientists are hard at work holding test tubes over bunson burners and pouring them in to a graduated cylinder to make a thoroughly researched third cup

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8 years

I work 8 hours a day to put freeze dried chicken on the table, and you're gonna tell me the driveway needs gravel??

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2 years

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4 years

Yeah I'm transitioning alright... In to a kinder and more tolerant human being! Motherfucker!

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3 years

Excuse me, kind blacksmith. Do you know where I can find little, silver, triangular pyramid caps roughly an inch and a half in diameter?

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4 years

the children cannot stop playing Ape's Escaped on their gameboy micros

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4 years

mommy needs her adult coloring books

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8 months

first pic is last night, rest are morning

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@BambiUmami

2 years

i'm pretty clean and healthy but maybe i should do like a 12 step program where i pretend to apologize to people who sleighted me, even though deep down inside i'm thinking, "i wish you just died because that would make more sense than what you did to me when we split up."

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@BambiUmami

4 years

americans could never organize on this magnitude for unanimous rights. nobody who stormed DC can even agree on what conspiracy theory fuels them. all we can do with our unrest is hold witch hunts. we dont know how to boycott or dismantle power unless it has a return like stocks

Simran Jeet Singh

@simran

4 years

The #FarmersProtest is the largest protest in human history. Watch to get a sense of its magnitude.

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@BambiUmami

7 years

Fool, I would never let you pierce my true ballbag [unscrews destroyed false sack like a lightbulb]

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