Baby Smeg @BabySmeg Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@CruisersV8

@addien90s

@DoctorCucayo

@JArby45843661

@wrwr_eventgoods

@JuanCerbera

@MangoPabloo

@carloscrivell

@PGCE_Econ_Bus

@JoeChiv

@Sissy_Slut_Br

@dicabulii

@Tidalmrkt

@bokeplokalmalam

@p11scxx

@bokeplokalmalam

@kuromond

@coupdjimin

@stwmaniax

@Terrista2

@HombrePucela

@deniz000956

@baillehache

@anisamasymponic

@tangerang

@bundaismalah

@RoadmapMBA

@bokeplokalmalam

@LoreAsbury

@homerosouzajr

@ibubohay2

@tansdesty

@TrumpGirlLove

@Polaris_Three

@ReelVoicesLDN

@ContessaDe48630

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

3 months

2 minutes eKasi 😭😭😭😭

174

1K

8K

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

3 months

DNA tests should be mandatory. 😭😭😭💔

135

1K

5K

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

3 months

Potty training and cleaning made easy

102

579

2K

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

7 months

Dating a Jehovah's witness girl is pure gold. No birthday, no Xmas, no clubbing, no Valentine. Just umbrella and Sandals,and we are just fine.😅

102

231

1K

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

7 months

🤷🏾‍♂️

73

304

1K

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

8 days

I used to be a fitness trainer for 7 years. I had sexual encounters with almost all my female clients who were married. I advise husbands to get female fitness trainers for their wives 😭

171

279

1K

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

Gents how would you explain this to your boys ? Ladies, would you believe him? MaMkhize Rutendo

157

458

1K

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

1 year

@netanyahu 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

83

69

1K

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

⚠️

132

175

1K

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

@thatom_thatom Just keep quiet while you plan your next move and make sure you empty that bank account when you’re leaving!

4

10

994

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

2 months

“Oh my baby” 😩💔 #RIPConnieChiume

72

136

988

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

6 months

@gnont It speeds up the breaking up process

13

22

926

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

1 year

@ApheleleJody @TheGyal_ No guys not everything is about race. Those are his friends 😂😂😂

14

8

820

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

@BarackObama @JoeBiden @BillClinton @SmartLess The best president

167

52

809

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

3 months

Dating a Jehovah's witness girl is pure gold. No birthday, no Christmas, no clubbing, no Valentine. Just umbrella and Sandals,and we are just fine.😅

121

178

736

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

11 months

@netanyahu So does that mean Israel was responsible for the the recent hospital bombing ?

40

49

701

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

6 months

It was a horny service 😭😂

162

198

676

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

19 days

You can never go wrong with this combo

144

116

623

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

2 months

@AFRICANDEMOC We should start a counter one

17

8

615

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

6 months

I give up

74

127

580

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

26 days

Facts about only girls schools >>>>

127

104

582

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

1 month

I got you covered my people

94

157

581

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

Yay or nay?

117

128

571

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

3 months

Ever been stuck and you car can’t move . Try this hack .

100

191

563

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

11 months

@HermaineM

48

33

537

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

3 years

@MichaelBucwa ❤️

0

493

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

10 months

@KaroroMitchelle He might be playing in a stadium not a small community hall

3

7

518

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

6 months

209

140

511

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

1 year

@LibertyCappy

8

50

472

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

6 months

RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE‼️‼️ 1. Never take photos with her. 2. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around. 3. Don't text her love messages. 4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.

154

204

483

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

3 months

Men share your skin care routine.

202

106

475

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

6 months

75

143

467

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

4 months

I’ll leave it here

45

201

473

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

@ChrisExcel102 These are just facts . Like her or not , Kelly Khumalo is talented!

4

7

465

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

Woman are not nice people 😭😭 #NHI

87

198

428

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

@Shadaya_Knight She thrives on clout but she messed up big time

1

0

411

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

Unless it’s urgent DO NOT get married in community of property no matter how drunk in love you are!

73

95

408

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

7 months

@Melo_Malebo Reply next month and say I thought you were joking

2

1

409

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

7 months

My child misbehaves in public and throw tantrums Me:

48

147

397

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

6 months

@ChrisExcel102 MacG is often right but let us tool. Time will tell.

5

7

392

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

10 months

@ChrisExcel102 Everybody hates Chris

4

5

383

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

Ai this gender 😂😭

86

84

379

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

8 months

@Melo_Malebo Yoh what a horrible sister. One reason I don’t trust some family members

1

3

360

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

3 months

Her . Did you pull out? Me:Maybe😬

27

80

358

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

2 months

How was church today . We were squatting

102

131

355

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

There is nothing as painful as seeing your stepdad drinking Mpesu

79

89

337

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

10 months

@ChrisExcel102 Everyone hates Chris!

3

6

336

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

3 months

I have never been given heart attack by a client in court like today 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ Magistrate: I find you not guilty as there's no evidence that you committed a crime. My client: Thank you, I won't do it again. Me: (faints).

54

96

333

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

2 months

S.A Airways 🇿🇦 Air Zimbabwe🇿🇼

78

92

323

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

11 months

@bokoromonio Virgins always win. You also gain your husband’s trust and get away with a lot . Let’s normalise girls keeping themselves for marriage

69

70

317

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

7 months

@MphoSekat Lol they are talking from experience

1

3

323

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

Whoever did this won’t see heaven 😭 #kaizerchiefs

71

144

313

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

I’ve decided not to ever partake in the chewing of gum 🤮

64

108

310

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

What’s your next step?

97

155

310

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

Who can relate 😭😭😂

75

135

304

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

3 years

@akreana_ @anele_thethani #KeaDrive

0

261

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

1 month

How to remove a stuck ring.

64

132

303

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

11 months

Come to God!

63

111

278

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

26 days

@ChrisExcel102 We aren’t voting for her right until she unblocks you?

7

2

284

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

10 months

My nominations for the Black Twitter cabinet President @ChrisExcel102 Vice President @AdvoBarryRoux Minister of Photoshop @RealMrumaDrive Minister of Screenshots @destinyzee Minister of Controversial Affairs @lavidaNOTA Minister of Sex @SthembiD Minister of Foreigners in

113

44

262

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

6 months

What has been your most traumatic experience? Me : walking on my grandparents having s*x after a surprise visit😭 I haven’t healed.

111

74

255

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

1 year

@ChrisExcel102 Not everything is black and white’! These are boys fighting 😂

10

2

256

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

7 months

@Solphendukaa If it was my child

12

26

254

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

@mshekeshek @ChrisExcel102 Nina ningenaphi?

1

0

257

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

3 months

Fear Women ‼️

49

126

257

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

Some people are cruel . Why force someone to eat chocolate in a plastic ?😭

38

40

252

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

2 months

@kadibetsow1 @SeekThePill Speak for yourself. You’re not forced to watch Miss SA

7

2

247

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

Eh people are hustling

106

107

249

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

3 months

Another reason to fear women! Let’s normalise DNA tests !

120

161

244

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

The new Tanzanian military soccer kit . What’s your take?

124

55

238

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

10 months

Would you date someone living with HIV on medication with an undetectable viral load. Why or why not?

182

47

235

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

10 months

Is body count important in a relationship?

118

87

223

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

10 days

Every man has a guy they find attractive and are willing to experiment with them but most men are not courageous enough to admit this. If you think I’m wrong check the comment section 😭

212

113

242

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

6 months

Under Zuma Under Ramaphosa

54

60

223

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

If you want to disappoint a black person just say “it’s personal” when they ask you a question.

57

82

236

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

10 months

@_Mashudu_M Woolies shoppers

3

0

234

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

2 years

@MichaelBucwa Mr Smeg

0

214

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

7 months

After scrolling 2 posts on X 😭

69

80

228

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

4 months

@ChrisExcel102 Lol how much my President?

10

1

227

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

1 year

@ZelenskyyUa Pray for Israel 🇮🇱

58

4

211

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

@News24 @gerbjan They did well. National symbols should be respected!

5

4

228

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

1 month

Beautiful Kelly Rowland with her son. For a second I thought it was Blue Ivy ❤️

62

63

229

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

1 year

@VP Fly high🤍🤍

12

23

225

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

3 months

RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE‼️‼️ 1. Never take photos with her. 2. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around. 3. Don't text her love messages. 4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.

100

91

229

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

5 months

@Babybonnieee How to get away with murder

18

2

226

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

1 year

@netanyahu 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱‼️

18

23

207

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

6 months

Have you ever been catfished please share your story.😂

52

64

210

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

1 year

@AdvoBarryRoux Good question ! That’s daylight robbery @Vodacom @TelkomZA @MTNza @CellC

6

10

208

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

6 months

What’s your take?

92

58

197

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

1 year

@MLS 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

17

0

181

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

1 year

@MrSinha_ Praying for Israel 🇮🇱🙏🏾

7

3

179

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

6 months

@No_to_Mediabill DNA tests should be made compulsory at birth

10

11

182

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

6 months

Current situation 😂

59

76

187

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

11 months

@UnapologeticPR Planning with someone’s money

3

4

193

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

11 months

@ChrisExcel102

9

12

182

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

10 months

@AdvoBarryRoux And to make matters worse , Malawi is richer in resources than Israel 😭😭😭

11

7

176

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

26 days

Facts or BS?

97

185

Baby Smeg

@BabySmeg

10 days

So my uncle wants to divorce his wife because he found out that condoms have been blocking the plumbing system of his bedroom’s toilet and has never used protection with his wife in their entire marriage. His wife is very kind and gorgeous and she buys me nice gifts like phones

106

97

185