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@BabaEthanZayne
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7 months
How many likes for this level of creativity by this little boy?
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8 months
Did you know that there is a smell in your home that visitors can smell but you cant smell?
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8 months
I dont know how we are going to do it but we need to tell our parents to stop updating their peers about our lives
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@BabaEthanZayne
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8 months
Those uncles and aunties complaining that we don’t call them, do your kids call our parents?
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@BabaEthanZayne
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3 years
Just booted up my windows pc only to find out that Melinda Gates has already taken her half.
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3 years
This kid is talented kindly retweet maybe @KevinHart4real will see it🌚
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2 years
Anyone remember these?
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4 years
The ugliest thing you can do is bring someone's past when they have changed
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@BabaEthanZayne
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3 years
Bible meme threadπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ David seeing Goliath coming
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4 years
Basically an overthinker must date a great communicator
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@BabaEthanZayne
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5 years
Being single can be so addictive to the extent that when you get into a relationship you actually become toxic!
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@BabaEthanZayne
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8 months
I dont like hanging out with people that dont eat, like we been hanging out for 6 hours, where is the food?
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@BabaEthanZayne
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5 years
15 cows for one pussyπŸ€”id rather fuck my cows
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@BabaEthanZayne
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4 years
Getting no message is also a message, stop watering dead plants.
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5 years
When she hears someone singin, "i came to win to fly to khonkho the rice. I came to win Dubai, to rosta the pie, thufulaaaahaaahaaiii"
@thecosmiq
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Bomboclaat
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@BabaEthanZayne
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5 years
When the exam question paper comes as it was in the paper that you studied .....
@deep_byt
πŸ‡¬πŸ‡­SHAWARMA PLUG (Deep-Byt) πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸ³πŸ‘…πŸ’¦πŸŒ―πŸŒΆπŸ—
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Bomboclaat!
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8 months
We should introduce day groove for 90s kids,out at 1pm ,tipsy by 4pm and home at 7pm
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4 years
Jobs call you 7 months later like ,"are you still interested? " bitch im homeless now
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8 months
You want people to move into the applestore?πŸ‘€
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Y’all have iPhones and still live with your parents? 😭😭
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4 years
Your bestfriend can turn into an enemy, your lover can fall in love with someone else but 1 million will remain 1 million, so make moneyπŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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I will never forget my colleague who went for maternity leave and came back pregnant again
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@BabaEthanZayne
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5 years
After sex ,all this shit looks stupid!!!
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Sco pa tu manaa
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4 years
School naps hit different, tf do they put in those wooden desks?
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3 years
Dating someone who addresses issues politely even during arguements >>>>>>>
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@BabaEthanZayne
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4 years
When you start paying the bills you will understand why the prodigal son went back home
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@BabaEthanZayne
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6 years
If you are dating a girl who understands that you are broke now but wont be broke forever...my guy,marry her😍😍😍
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@BabaEthanZayne
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4 years
Be so private that they cant do non but assume!!
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@BabaEthanZayne
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4 years
Linkedin has introduced a feature for stories....what am i supposed to film? Me begging for a job????????πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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@BabaEthanZayne
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4 years
Most relatives love you now because im still alive!
@Mykoladoo
π“œ.π“ž.𝓑
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Bomboclaat!!
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4 years
Stop imagining a future with everyone you are attracted to
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3 years
Sometimes the older sibling needs an older sibling.
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4 years
I lose my manners when you disrespect my parents
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5 years
Where do broke guys get sex from?
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@BabaEthanZayne
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8 months
The pain you are likely to endure when you marry the wrong person is far much worse than your current fear of not being married in your 30s
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4 years
My first break up i woke my 1 year old niece up in the middle of the night and explained everything that had happened and we both started crying
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@BabaEthanZayne
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4 years
Marry a woman who runs to God when there is a problem in your relationship not to other men
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@BabaEthanZayne
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4 years
The smell of KFC when you have money and when you are broke are two totally different things!
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@BabaEthanZayne
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Cheating isn't always about kissing and touching, if you have to delete text messages you are already there!
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8 months
How do you deal with a partner who doesn't have friends and always wants to be with you?
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3 years
Nobody fakes depression,we only fake being ok.
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4 years
A relationship should be 50/50 you buy hoodies,she wears them all
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3 years
As you get older you just realize that peace matters more than proving who is right.
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3 years
Maybe i am the problem
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7 months
Marriage is actually an achievement, dont go around influencing other females that marriage aint shit. Being miserable and alone in your 40s aint fun
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4 years
When you finally become their type,don't date them!!!
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5 years
Me: you are mad at me for putting my dick inside someone's vagina? My dick? My personal dick?
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"Why do you sleep so much?" Bro i hate it here
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3 years
If i ever become an option,don't choose me.
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3 years
If you don't understand this we can't be friends anymore!
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3 years
Depression is real. Suicide is real. Mental health is real. Always check up on the people you love.
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5 years
When she is happy she is mostly like this she aint gonna cheat, the only wicked thing she can do is eat your food and that's just about it.....
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@BabaEthanZayne
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4 years
Me coming from a relationship i was warned about
@ebunoluwa28
𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖖 sᴘΙͺᴅᴇʀᴍᴀɴ
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Bomboclaat !!!
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Working at a bank😭
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4 years
Two people decided to have sex in the 90s and now i have to work and feed myself for the rest of my life 😭
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@BabaEthanZayne
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3 years
When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people; as I grow older, I admire kind people.
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@BabaEthanZayne
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You are broke she is broke,the whole relationship makes No Cents
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I cant speak to Indians with a red dot on their forehead, i feel like they are recording meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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2 years
This guy is the goat🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
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4 years
Dating someone who knows how to communicate even when they are angry is a blessing
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5 years
I was dating this girl since 2015 and she had been unemployed for 5 years after Uni. A job vacancy popped up where i work, i hooked her up out of love and she started dating my boss... The lord is my Shepard i shall not want😏
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4 years
Being a baby must be scary as shit, imagine going to sleep in your crib and waking up in a shopping mall
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4 years
These masks with speakers look like they are about to say ,"ze bluetooth dewise is wedy to pearl"
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3 years
You’re too good to be someone’s secret or second option.
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3 years
Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.
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4 years
Why cheat on someone you don't want to lose with someone you don't want to keep?
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2 years
Why is it like this?
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4 years
Condoms should change color when it comes in contact with STDs
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3 years
I went from an "A" student to "as long as i pass.
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3 years
The scary part is, you don't know if you are being played or they are really into you.
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@BabaEthanZayne
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4 years
Communication is one thing but your tone while we are communicating is something you aren't ready to discuss
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@BabaEthanZayne
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5 years
Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: "Goodbye class".
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4 years
Alcohol is fun and all but have you ever been a priority to someone? Me neither, pass the beer 🍺
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3 years
My relationship is private but i wont keep my partner a secret ,there is a difference between secrecy and privacy.
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4 years
You can not argue with a person who is at peace,they will "OK" you to death
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πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈ DrPhil_zW
4 years
Stop educating people with a tone that implies that they are stupid for not knowing something
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5 years
When you die and then a few days later your wife tries to unlock your phone.....
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@BabaEthanZayne
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4 years
Going inside the house whilst someone is mopping the floor
@mustseenvideos
videos you have to watch
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Bomboclaat
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4 years
The way men are afraid of getting raped in jail is the same way women feel walking around everyday!
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3 years
Healthy relationships include uncomfortable conversations
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4 years
Am i the only one who gets a random urge to get my shit together at midnight?
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@BabaEthanZayne
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5 years
Money cant buy you happiness and poverty cant buy you anything...facts
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3 years
I pray you quit overthinking,replaying failed scenarios ,feeding yourself doubt and seeing the good in everyone but yourself .You deserve more!
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3 years
But honestly you cannot repeatedly hurt somebody and expect their energy to still crave you.
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3 years
I’m loyal. I’ll never leave you for someone else. I’ll only leave you for myself, for my peace, my sanity, my respect, my dignity, my survival. That’s all.
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Anyone remember this car?
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8 months
Ya'll pay strangers for things that your friends can do but when you want free services you go to your friendsπŸ’”
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πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈ DrPhil_zW
5 years
If you take more than 7 minutes and 45 seconds you either have cracked feet or you are wankingπŸ™„
@_KOII1
𝑲‒𝑢༄⛲️
5 years
Sco tu pa na maa
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4 years
Bro imagine if we all started ignoring celebrities
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3 years
Dating someone who has never been loved properly takes a lot of patience.
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πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈ DrPhil_zW
4 years
1st sign of stupidity is inheriting other people's enemies as a sign of loyalty
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4 years
If Corona thinks im going to get tested, it should ask HIVπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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3 years
Humble yourself before life does it for you.
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πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈ DrPhil_zW
4 years
Who told Africans that tap water from the kitchen is safer to drink than tap water from the bathroom?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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4 years
If school is not a place to sleep then home is not a place to study,simple
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5 years
When your boss makes the same mistake he been pestering you about
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πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈ DrPhil_zW
4 years
Im watching my mum write down a recipe she saw on the internet, if she hadn't shouted at me in the morning i would've shown her how to screenshot
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5 years
Females get a car and never check the tyre pressure,check the oil or if the coolant is working...as long as the MF start up and the radio is working then they goodπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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3 years
Those uncles and aunties complaining that we don’t call them, do your kids call our parents?
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3 years
Overthinking will destroy your mood. Breathe and let go.
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3 years
The real flex is healing yourself without hurting others.
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