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Joined October 2022
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@B_J_Ghost
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
7 months
((I'm started to get annoyed with how many times this has to be said, and you know who you are and I know you're reading this, but if someone blocks you just leave them alone, don't start using other accounts pretending you want to help them when you've shown all you want to do--
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
8 months
((Best thing about playing Betelgeuse, I never have to think about how I reply, just have him say random shit and it works.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
6 months
"Oh yeah, the Lego juice is loose--!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
Character info Name: Betelgeuse (Pronounced Beetlejuice) Nicknames: The Ghost With The Most/BeeJ Occupation: Bio-exorcist Mix of the movie, cartoon and musical Betelgeuse. Favorite pass time: Spreading chaos and terrorizing and haunting the living...Also just being a dick.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
10 months
He's been glaring at this book for 18 hours now. ".................I can't read--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
4 months
((I just got back from seeing a movie with my fiancée...First thing she said when we got into the car was "I love Anxiety." Of all the sentences I never thought I'd hear, that's one of the top ones.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
Writer info Age: 20 Uses a lot of reaction images Tries to be quick with replies If I'm not online I'm either busy or asleep.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
7 months
((I shouldn't of had to say this once but now I have to say it AGAIN! If I tell you that I don't want to talk to you anymore after you insult me, do not and I have to say this again DO. NOT. DM me on another one of your accounts. Don't try interact with me on another one of--
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 month
He downing some hot sauce.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
6 months
"Hey! Hey! Guess what I am! LEGO! AHAHA--!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
7 months
"Slow day....Sloooooow fuckin' day--Does nobody want anyone dead anymore?! Ugh..."
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
"Alright, let's do this..."
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"Fuck it--I'm gonna do Wicked. Who wants to audition for some roles, I'm tryin' a new thing here...Also I need cash--So come on, audition--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"Behold, my new song...I call it...Stubbed toe....Ehem......." "FUCK--!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"You, yes you! Come on down to the B-Man show! I'll be interviewin' people ALL OVER THE MULTIVERSE! This ain't a trick--I just wanna mock you all! SO COME ON! WHO WANTS TO BE INTERVIEWED FIRST?!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"Alright, I'm gonna get the rights to a musical...What are we thinkin'? Wicked? School of rock? Legally blonde? What? I'll be directin' of course--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
7 months
"Guess who got nuclear launch codes--!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 months
"Hey, hey losers! I'm a video game guy now! Haha! First thing I'm doin' is killin' Steven Universe!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
"Alright losers..."
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 months
"Hey, hey! Ya wanna say my name? Come on! Let's get a crossover going!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
4 months
"Anyone wanna get axed? Hmm? Ya wanna die? Death? Ya got dead loved ones? Ya can see em again--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
8 months
"Elton John stole my money!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
7 months
"Don't be mad.....But I was usin' your computer--Surfin' the web as they say--Ya got a few viruses now--Now in my defence it did say hot singles in the area so--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
19 days
"I'm bored--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
He hands the reader a bone.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"So around here I've met... An annoyingly happy kid. A talkin' pug that's datin' a fallen angel. Some hot cyborg bitch. This other kid with a hot mom. A few demons. Some other kid--Jazmine...Hate them. And a horse that sounds like Christopher fuckin' Walken--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 month
((I just saw Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and I'll be honest...I loved every second of it.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
"GOOD NEWS! I kidnapped Santa! Haha!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 months
"JESUS--Sheesh...Don't go in there...Sandworms...They really gotta start labellin' doors round here--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
10 months
"Psst--Hey kids, Santa ain't real. It's your mommy and daddy buyin' ya all the gifts! Haha--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
9 months
"🎵It's a revenge party A party that ends with somebody's head on the spike A revenge party With your two best friends It's like a party and revenge it's what it's like--!!!🎵" He's fucking wasted right now.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
(( My love for playing asshole characters came from when I played Callahan in the musical Legally Blonde back a long while ago, I had way too much fun playin' that guy.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
10 months
"I know all your death dates!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
3 months
((Fuck it, I'm finally giving Betelgeuse a redemption arc here. If all goes well he'll be 1% nicer to people.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
15 days
"All you freaks are invited to my Halloween bash! We're gonna scare, drink and possibly murder some people--WOO! Only rule, don't be lame--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"I'm just warnin' ya, none of these are gonna be nice--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
"Alright...Who wants someone gone huh? Just say my name three times I'll make it happen...COME ON! DON'T MAKE ME BEG! Because I will and it'll embarrass both of us.."
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 month
"🎶Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm sixty-four🎶--Ya know, I helped write this song...You could say I was...A ghost writer...HAHAHA! HAHA! HAAAAA!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 months
"...Ya ain't sayin' pass--"
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@burpo37303
Kevin 🍬 (PARODY/RP)
2 months
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
6 months
"Now what do I do--?"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"Halloween, the time of DEATH--!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 months
"...This is why you're my least favourite me--Besides cartoon me...God...I fuckin' hate that guy--He didn't even try be scary--"
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@BetelG3use
𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐉𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐄
2 months
"You should try being nicer.. and maybe people will actually summon you.."
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"Death...AHAHAHA--That's funny..."
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
7 months
((Also yeah, whenever I can't think of a post I'll just have Betelgeuse hate something he isn't in.
@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
7 months
"So I watched Dead End Paranormal Park....It was shit--I wasn't in it......The dog kinda sounded like me though--That was kinda weird--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"Are people really scared of this shit?" He has a bear with a top hat on a leash. "....I got Frank fuckbear here...Ya scared yet--?"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
3 months
"I was told bein' honest is a 'nice' thing to do, so...Yeah, whatever--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 months
"WELP! Guess it's stayin' there then! HAHAHA! OH--!" He cackled loudly and slammed his face down on the console.
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@anxiousgoober
ᴀɴxɪᴇᴛʏ
2 months
ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ!?
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
6 months
"Haha!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
10 months
"🎵But fellas, you've never had chocolate like this!🎵"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
11 months
"Oh yeah--The disney villains revenge is gonna be such a fuckin' shock--Ahaha!"
@TheTwitOfBill
BILL CIPHER
11 months
"Don't post leaks! I want my revenge to be a surprise..."
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
3 months
"Anyone else thirsty?"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
8 months
"...I dunno--LET'S FIND OUT!" He laughed and started pouring gasoline on himself. "HAHAHA--Ya know what's crazy? I will still be cold...Bein' dead is great but man.....Always bein' cold sucks--!"
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@SpindsRush
MENACE. (Small break)
8 months
��� Hey. How flammable are you?
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 months
"That's a dumb reason--You tried marryin' the kid cuz you were lonely? Boo fuckin' hoo--Only reason I'm tryin' to get out is cuz my bitch of an ex wife is lookin' for me--I mean, not even death is keepin' her away from me--"
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@BetelG3use
𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐉𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐄
2 months
"I get lonely sometimes.. and also, I actually did become alive.. albeit briefly.."
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
9 months
<-- He's wearing a party hat. "Guess what--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
10 months
"Sheesh--Some people got real low standards...And I know someone datin' a dog....Ahaha!"
@ghostlyoptimism
Molly McGee
10 months
SIGH. “Beetlejuice, this is Ollie, he’s my boyfriend.”
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
4 months
He's pulling a knife out of his eye. "Hm--Owie."
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
17 days
"Sounds like you need another session--What's goin' on now bud?"
@Gi0vanniP0tage
Giovanni Potage
17 days
"I-I think I just made it worse! Why can't I help?! I'm so...Fucking useless!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"Pugs is a father now--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
7 months
--Is make things worse for them. You know what you did, you knew what would happen because you've pulled this shit so many other times and even made someone else deactivate. If you're blocked you got blocked for a reason. Give it up and grow up.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
24 days
"Ex wives, am I right--?"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 month
"I see Babs! She still looks good--Hey, is Adam still around or do I finally have a shot?"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
"I dunno who you are....But fuck you--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 months
"Nope--I'm just weird."
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@BetelG3use
𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐉𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐄
2 months
"Did you get paid to do that?"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
11 months
"...That doesn't help, I know a lotta purple ghosts--Like...Five...Five is a lotta purple ghosts man--"
@ghostlyoptimism
Molly McGee
11 months
“The purple one.”
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
"Is starin' at a wall a normal dog thing--?"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 month
"If I kill Gio, how mad would ya guys be? Cuz normally when I don't help him you get mad--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
"Lydia? Haha! Nah, that was the cameras, Hollywood stuff ya know--The whole girl being friend with a ghost thing died out--" He chuckles and smirked.
@santaclussy_
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐒🎄
2 years
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤOf course, but I still don't approve it! I love my wife very much! 😠 ㅤㅤㅤㅤAren't you friends with a little girl? Lydia, right? You shouldn't give her a bad example... ㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
"I dunno what a King Clawthorne...But I heard it makes a lotta people happy......So I hate it--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
9 months
"I'm back, I was gettin' drinks with Keith David--He's just as cool as movies make him seem."
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
He's currently on fire. "Hey, how are ya--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
16 days
"....Who's the drunk chick--?"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"...Yes, I am in charge of makin' these things--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
16 days
"Make sure people can see the guts--That's where the real fright comes from!"
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@B3ar_l0v3
Molly blyndeff
16 days
"... UGHHH!!!.. let's just this over with-.."
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
4 months
((My girlfriend fuckin' loved those two characters.
@Percival_King_
Percival King
4 months
// Random Dead End: Paranormal Park clips #39
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
16 days
"Watch, I'll show ya--" He's now holding a fucking chainsaw.
@B3ar_l0v3
Molly blyndeff
16 days
"..... I KNOW I DO!!-"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"...Eww--Hell no, ahaha!"
@TDDF_REAL
TDDF: LEGO MOVIE HYPERFIXATION IS GO
1 year
🌈: "B-but being the worst won't get you many friends! You want friends, right?"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"Yo, what'd I miss--?"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
"Guess who's manipulating a pug into killin' everyone he loves! THIS GUY! AHAHAHA! ...I am a sick fuck...Oh well blame the writer am I right? HAHA!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"I heard my name--Hehe, it's show time!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
"Heehoo! Havin' trouble with the livin'? You tired of havin' your home space violated? Wanna get rid of them pesky livin critters once and for all? Well come on down and see me folks, I'm the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist. Yes sir! So come on down!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
8 months
"WELP! Time to kill him!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 months
"Why's everyone scared of that Bill guy? I know that guy, he sucks! He didn't invite me to that weird world takeover or whatever--I would have killed those kids for him!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 month
"I know how most of ya die--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
18 days
He's STILL eating wings.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"...That fuckin' horse freaks me out--I dunno why--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"Under the sea....Under the sea...............I'm not singin' I'm tellin' ya where I hid the body--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
6 months
"I got my next big movie idea--!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"I gotta be honest--I'm the CEO of Netflix, all those horrible choices are on me. Why? Cuz fuck you all--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
6 months
"I bet ya $20 I can get the Mcgee kid to say fuck--"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
"Can't make ya mad if he's....Ya know....D E A D!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
@TheKomiShouko "Hey relax don't worry about it. Ya know, ghost rules are confusing--Hell even I don't understand it." The ghost let out a small chuckle.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"...What the fuck do ya mean appeared? Do you not leave your fuckin' house till December--?"
@child_cryi31420
MARIAH CAREY (Takeover)
1 year
I appeared a little earlier this year.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
11 months
"I'll make sure of it--ANYWAY! What are you? Some kinda clown? Is it someone's birthday--Is it my birthday--?"
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@PARAN0IDJESTER
Pᴏᴍɴɪ
11 months
"I SWEAR IM GOING INSANE!!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
5 months
((I'm getting married.
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
(Breaking character here, I promise its for a good reason. Just wanna show some appreciation for my bud @Pugsleythe_pug , he's such a nice guy and he deserves the appreciation)
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
1 year
"Please....Please kill that damn thing...."
@TDDF_REAL
TDDF: LEGO MOVIE HYPERFIXATION IS GO
1 year
🌈: "NO!"
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@B_J_Ghost
Betelgeuse
2 years
"Sure, sure. I mean who many people literally kill with music?"
@RavingMelodies
🎶Melody🎶
2 years
"Wait really?" She tilt her head confused
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