In the spirit of Kobe Bryant, get after it today. Get after it every day. Wake up and dominate the day in every single aspect of your life and strive to be a better person because of it
#MambaMentality
Live look at Minot State students watching all the other North Dakota college students having fun on the state wide snow day while we all go to our regularly scheduled classes:
Officially finished my 5 years of undergrad with a 3.123 cumulative GPA and 2 degrees, all while playing football and accumulating over 2500 hours of clinical/practicum. Dam proud to have done it being a Beaver
#RollBeavs
Since I have finally been accepted into grad school and have signed my contract, I’m stoked to officially announce (even though most people probs already know) that I’ll be the new Strength and Conditioning grad assistant at MSU! Excited to stay in the Magic City and
#BuildTheDam
Made Barstool’s website, which I’m pretty sure means that I’ve peaked at life. Also shoutout
@stoolpresidente
for basically saying that I’m the epitome of patriotic. No big deal
#HumbleBrag
#Stoolie
As the official representative for the Chargers, I endorse the potential hiring of Hulk Hogan as head coach. There is no possible way he could be as inept as Staley
Chargers team private jet flew to tampa today per sources. Unusual for them to fly to a location besides the game. Possible interviews lined up with Jon Gruden or Hulk Hogan
Follow your dreams kids. Just goes to show if you wear ridiculous outfits and make a fool of yourself at public events, it just might pay off in the future
#BuildTheDam
#RollBeavs
Congratulations to Brody Myers for being chosen the Best Dam Fan for the 2017/2018 season!
We will be choosing a Best Dam Fan at the end of the upcoming season, all you have to do is attend the games, be charismatic, and exude Beaver Hockey Pride!
#BeaverHockey
My little brother was officially sworn in to be a police officer today. Part of me is so proud that he pursued his dream to be a law enforcement officer, and the other part of me is terrified that he’s going to arrest me for something I did to him when I terrorized him as a child
You can count? That’s adorable. Here’s a number for you, it’s been 852 days since the Battle of the Big Lake Trophy has been in Bismarck for more than 4 hours at a time. Better try and get the win this year or it’ll be in Minot for over 1,000 days straight 👀
#UMaryEatsTidePods
Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.
Just learned that my mother is the
#1
Candy Crush player in the United States and top 500 in the world and it’s made me realize that there is nothing that I will ever do that’s half as impressive as this
BIG BEAVERS UPSET!
#21
Minot State upsets undefeated
#1
Minnesota State-Mankato 81-71. Be sure to check out the highlights at 10 on the Friday Night Frenzy only on KX!
The second best gif ever created on the dome floor, next to the kid from class B state basketball hyperextending his knee while storming the court last year 😂
@tmaloney87
It physically pains me that there have been two ties in two weeks in the NFL. Sports shouldn’t end in ties. There needs to be a winner and a loser. Get outta here with this tie garbage
I always have student-athletes coming up to me and asking, “Brody, you always talk about ‘Hot piss’, or ‘Getting the piss hot.’ What exactly do you mean by that?”
Exhibit A:
Good luck to the
@MinotState
hockey team as they take on
@cubuffshockey
in the quarterfinals tonight. Never forget when they attempted to use the picture of our student section celebrating Saturday’s being for the boys after we outscored them like 100-3 during the weekend
Incredibly excited and honored to receive the MSU Grad School Citation of Excellence for the research I did last year in the weight room regarding velocity-based training and the impact it would have on our athletes at MSU. Not too shabby for a meat head
My Apple Watch (weird flex, but ok) just told me to go on a “brisk 50 minute walk” to meet my move goal for the day. It currently feels like -30 outside and my watch wants me to walk for almost an hour out there. I think my watch is actively trying to kill me
When I was younger, I had this preconceived notion that Canada was this magical place full of wonder and mystery. In reality, it’s basically the same thing as North Dakota
That awkward moment when you’re participating in
#Movember
and you find out that your coach is actually just a long lost relative
@CoachLaDage
#Doppelg
änger
Stoked to share my VBT research with S&C professionals around the world. Push has changed the game for us at MSU and I’m excited to share our experience with them. Anyone interested in hearing me talk about moving heavy things fast can register with the link below👇🏻
The only offense the game allows you to run is the triple option. The Battle of the Big Lake Trophy is also an auto-L since the trophy never leaves Minot
#RollBeavs
Tiger Woods is the most impactful athlete of all time and it’s not even close. Brooks Koepka put on a ridiculous showing all weekend and all of America was rooting against him, solely because Tiger was in the hunt
Submitted a resumé for my first real life job, which might be the highest form of adulting I’ve ever done. It’s both incredibly exciting and slightly terrifying all at the same time
What’s the bigger move for the
@Raiders
? Activating Renfroe and Waller from the IR or elevating
@Sebastiandev80
from the practice squad to the active roster? I’m gonna go with the latter
#RollBass
#RollBeavs
Students we need your help in picking “The Dam” Student Section! Options will be posted in a thread.
We also have a ton of exciting things planned for our student fans this season so stay tuned!
#BeaverHockey
Tonight, an older lady at the Spicy Pie said that she and her husband thought that I looked and sounded like Seth Rogen and I honestly don’t know if I should take it as a compliment or an insult
Was talking to the kids I coach at Minot High and they asked if I play Fortnite and I said yes but I’m trash. They ended up making fun of me for the rest of the workout and I don’t think I’ve ever received such embarrassment before in my life
First morning back in the
@Beaver_Strength
weight room and the student-athletes were buzzin’. Energy was high. Piss was hot. Love the tone set on day 1
1) Winning a rivalry trophy is big regardless of records
2) We won against a team that finished above .500, so your percentage argument is 🗑
3) Yes, you won the barrel in the first season, but I’m taking Minot’s best wrestler over your best wrestler 10 times outta 10
#RollBeavs
It still astounds me that no matter where I go outside of North Dakota, I meet at least one person that’s heard of Minot, a place I never new existed before getting recruited for football. It truly is a small world
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, Tiger Woods is the most impactful athlete of all time and if you don’t believe me, just look at the crowd’s reaction to him winning the Master’s. Unbelievable 🐅
It’d be dope if we could just skip the rest of winter and go straight to late spring/summer because I’m sick of this whole freezing temperatures every day thing. I’m ready for darty season