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B.S. - Athletic Training, Corporate Fitness 🔴 M.S. - Sports Management 🔴 Heilman’s Performance Employee 🔴 Assistant S&C Coach @ Minot State University

Joined May 2012
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Brody Myers
8 years
Carson Wentz bought his entire offensive line shotguns for Christmas, which is the most North Dakotan thing I've ever heard in my life
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6 years
I think Nickelback might actually burn Minot to the ground on Saturday
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Brody Myers
5 years
In the spirit of Kobe Bryant, get after it today. Get after it every day. Wake up and dominate the day in every single aspect of your life and strive to be a better person because of it #MambaMentality
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8 years
North Dakota has the uncanny ability to lull you into a false sense of security and make you think winter's over and then boom, blizzard
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6 years
Update: Minot is barely standing, but Nickelback was everything I wanted and more
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6 years
I think Nickelback might actually burn Minot to the ground on Saturday
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Brody Myers
7 years
Live look at Minot State students watching all the other North Dakota college students having fun on the state wide snow day while we all go to our regularly scheduled classes:
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6 years
Officially finished my 5 years of undergrad with a 3.123 cumulative GPA and 2 degrees, all while playing football and accumulating over 2500 hours of clinical/practicum. Dam proud to have done it being a Beaver #RollBeavs
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Brody Myers
6 years
Since I have finally been accepted into grad school and have signed my contract, I’m stoked to officially announce (even though most people probs already know) that I’ll be the new Strength and Conditioning grad assistant at MSU! Excited to stay in the Magic City and #BuildTheDam
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Brody Myers
6 years
Made Barstool’s website, which I’m pretty sure means that I’ve peaked at life. Also shoutout @stoolpresidente for basically saying that I’m the epitome of patriotic. No big deal #HumbleBrag #Stoolie
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Brody Myers
9 months
As the official representative for the Chargers, I endorse the potential hiring of Hulk Hogan as head coach. There is no possible way he could be as inept as Staley
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PFT Commenter
9 months
Chargers team private jet flew to tampa today per sources. Unusual for them to fly to a location besides the game. Possible interviews lined up with Jon Gruden or Hulk Hogan
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Brody Myers
6 years
Follow your dreams kids. Just goes to show if you wear ridiculous outfits and make a fool of yourself at public events, it just might pay off in the future #BuildTheDam #RollBeavs
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Minot State Men's Hockey
6 years
Congratulations to Brody Myers for being chosen the Best Dam Fan for the 2017/2018 season! We will be choosing a Best Dam Fan at the end of the upcoming season, all you have to do is attend the games, be charismatic, and exude Beaver Hockey Pride! #BeaverHockey
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Brody Myers
6 years
My little brother was officially sworn in to be a police officer today. Part of me is so proud that he pursued his dream to be a law enforcement officer, and the other part of me is terrified that he’s going to arrest me for something I did to him when I terrorized him as a child
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Brody Myers
8 years
In case you were wondering, @LOCASHmusic absolutely killed it at the state fair last night #MamaIMadeIt
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Brody Myers
4 years
A strength coach that is equal parts meathead and educated can be a deadly weapon #RollBeavs
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Brody Myers
4 years
Minot, North Dakota
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SportsCenter
4 years
If the NBA decided to expand ... where would you want to see a team?
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Brody Myers
7 years
You can count? That’s adorable. Here’s a number for you, it’s been 852 days since the Battle of the Big Lake Trophy has been in Bismarck for more than 4 hours at a time. Better try and get the win this year or it’ll be in Minot for over 1,000 days straight 👀 #UMaryEatsTidePods
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10 years
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day 😂😂😂 http://t.co/6JPY97dxBd
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Brody Myers
7 years
Made it on @Chubbies official Instagram page. I'm kind of a big deal #HumbleBrag
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Brody Myers
6 years
This might be the softest thing I’ve seen in 2018
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PETA
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Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.
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Brody Myers
4 years
Kinda surreal to see the @MSUBeavers logo in the same graphic as top tier colleges and professional programs. Anyone interested in why we use Velocity-Based Training systems in the @Beaver_Strength weight room, click on the link below #RollBeavs #BeaverStrength @trainwithPUSH
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Brody Myers
8 years
No no no no. Don't pretend like you have a fan base. These are not your fans. These are @MinotState fans. PS: You lost 8-2 @barstoolsports
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Colorado Buffaloes Hockey
8 years
Saturday's are for the boys! Your Buffs take on @OUHockey at @CUBoulderRec tonight at 7:30pm! #skobuffs #foreverbuffs
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Brody Myers
7 years
Snapchat isn’t working, the new iOS barely works, and call of duty crashes every 20 minutes. It’s 2017, figure it out
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Brody Myers
5 years
When @DerekWax gets into his linebacker stance
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Brody Myers
7 years
Don't you dare tarnish Hilary Duff's name by comparing her to the Kardashian family
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Brody Myers
4 years
Does purchasing a pickup officially make someone a native North Dakotan? Asking for a friend
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Brody Myers
6 years
Officer Myers got pepper sprayed at work today and it just might be my favorite picture of all time now
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Brody Myers
6 years
Brunk’s outdoor playground. Beaver Strength staff are busy building the strongest dam possible as we watch the football team build their own dam in preparation for season #BodyByBrunk #RollBeavs #BuildTheDam #BeaverStrength
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Brody Myers
3 years
Just learned that my mother is the #1 Candy Crush player in the United States and top 500 in the world and it’s made me realize that there is nothing that I will ever do that’s half as impressive as this
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Brody Myers
9 months
Great day to be a Beav #HornsDown @MSUBeaversMBB
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KX News
9 months
BIG BEAVERS UPSET! #21 Minot State upsets undefeated #1 Minnesota State-Mankato 81-71. Be sure to check out the highlights at 10 on the Friday Night Frenzy only on KX!
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Brody Myers
6 years
Diesel unit #NewProfilePic
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Brody Myers
2 years
Ed Reed: confirmed Minot State Beaver supporter #RollBeavs
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Brody Myers
7 years
The second best gif ever created on the dome floor, next to the kid from class B state basketball hyperextending his knee while storming the court last year 😂 @tmaloney87
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Minot State Men's Hoops
7 years
Beavers waking up to that NSIC Tournament gameday feeling like...
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7 years
U Mary’s attempt at running a Barstool page @BarstoolUMary
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Brody Myers
6 years
It physically pains me that there have been two ties in two weeks in the NFL. Sports shouldn’t end in ties. There needs to be a winner and a loser. Get outta here with this tie garbage
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Brody Myers
3 years
I always have student-athletes coming up to me and asking, “Brody, you always talk about ‘Hot piss’, or ‘Getting the piss hot.’ What exactly do you mean by that?” Exhibit A:
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WeAreBigGuys
4 years
I remember drafting John Henderson every year in Madden after I saw this video come out 😂
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7 years
Big time USA/North Dakota State Fair guy right here
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Brody Myers
7 years
Good luck to the @MinotState hockey team as they take on @cubuffshockey in the quarterfinals tonight. Never forget when they attempted to use the picture of our student section celebrating Saturday’s being for the boys after we outscored them like 100-3 during the weekend
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Brody Myers
3 years
Incredibly excited and honored to receive the MSU Grad School Citation of Excellence for the research I did last year in the weight room regarding velocity-based training and the impact it would have on our athletes at MSU. Not too shabby for a meat head
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Brody Myers
3 years
“I played for the @MSUBeavers , baby.” - Minot State University alum @joshduhamel putting on for the Beavs on the national stage on the @RichEisenShow made my morning 🙌🏻 #RollDamBeavs
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Brody Myers
7 years
Me: Minot’s been having some pretty nice weather recently, hope it sta.... Minot:
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Brody Myers
6 years
My Apple Watch (weird flex, but ok) just told me to go on a “brisk 50 minute walk” to meet my move goal for the day. It currently feels like -30 outside and my watch wants me to walk for almost an hour out there. I think my watch is actively trying to kill me
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Brody Myers
4 years
Black lives matter
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Brody Myers
6 years
“Behind every great strength coach is a great assistant to the strength coach, and I have chosen one of the best.” -Chris Brunkhorst, probably #BeaverStrength #AssistantToTheStrengthCoach @theofficenbc
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8 years
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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4 years
Roll Beavs
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4 years
I did a thing 💉
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Brody Myers
6 years
Ladies and gentlemen, we have made it, the fair is here. It’s been a long 357 days since the end of the 2017 NDSF, my body is ready, let’s get weird
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Brody Myers
7 years
Immediate CTE
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Brody Myers
5 years
A sports team wouldn’t be nearly as good if you removed all their good players. Wild take by the Wall Street Journal
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The Wall Street Journal
5 years
The Warriors would not be a dynasty without Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson, Draymond Green, Andre Iguodala and Kevin Durant
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Brody Myers
7 years
That moment when you're graduating college but then you realize that the real world is right around the corner 🙃😅
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Brody Myers
5 years
Visiting home and got new ink, what else is new? 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Brody Myers
7 years
Actual footage of Brunk getting ready for 6 am weights #ElectricFactory
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Brody Myers
7 years
I thoroughly love how much Canadians defend Nickleback
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Brody Myers
6 years
Just tripped while walking up stairs, so I’m pretty sure that it’s safe to say that my athletic days are well behind me at this poiny
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Brody Myers
7 years
Did Duhamel record this with a potato?
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Josh Duhamel
7 years
SKOL VIKINGS!!!
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Brody Myers
3 years
Whoever said that trees are 90% air has very clearly never golfed a day in their life
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Brody Myers
7 years
When I was younger, I had this preconceived notion that Canada was this magical place full of wonder and mystery. In reality, it’s basically the same thing as North Dakota
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Brody Myers
7 years
That awkward moment when you’re participating in #Movember and you find out that your coach is actually just a long lost relative @CoachLaDage #Doppelg änger
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Brody Myers
7 years
Sad news today out of the Myers household; our beloved Honey has passed away. She was a very very good girl, 10/10 in doggy heaven
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Brody Myers
4 years
Stoked to share my VBT research with S&C professionals around the world. Push has changed the game for us at MSU and I’m excited to share our experience with them. Anyone interested in hearing me talk about moving heavy things fast can register with the link below👇🏻
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Brody Myers
8 years
These last 3-4 months have been incredibly sad for this nation. We need God, badly
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Brody Myers
7 years
The only offense the game allows you to run is the triple option. The Battle of the Big Lake Trophy is also an auto-L since the trophy never leaves Minot #RollBeavs
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Brody Myers
6 years
Tiger Woods is the most impactful athlete of all time and it’s not even close. Brooks Koepka put on a ridiculous showing all weekend and all of America was rooting against him, solely because Tiger was in the hunt
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7 years
There is nothing I hate more about college than blackboard discussions
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Brody Myers
6 years
Submitted a resumé for my first real life job, which might be the highest form of adulting I’ve ever done. It’s both incredibly exciting and slightly terrifying all at the same time
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Brody Myers
6 years
I honestly don’t care if Heidi or Kevin wins the Senate. I just want the smear campaign ads to go away forever
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Brody Myers
3 years
Sure was a beautiful day out yesterday at the Herb PC 📷: @ArbautPhoto
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Brody Myers
7 years
I would like to propose a new brand of cereal and call it Captain Clutch, and just slap @Dj_Johnson16 ’s face on it #RollBeavs #BeavsOnIce
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Minot State Men's Hockey
7 years
DYLAN JOHNSON! 2-1 BEAVERS! 1:36 left in the game!
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Brody Myers
10 years
I don't get how people get a runner's high. Like after 3 minutes of running I question all of my life decisions that led me to that moment
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Brody Myers
8 years
Shoutout to the 🐐for being named the 1st team All-American punter. Don't forget about us little people when you make it big in the NFL 🏈
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2 years
What’s the bigger move for the @Raiders ? Activating Renfroe and Waller from the IR or elevating @Sebastiandev80 from the practice squad to the active roster? I’m gonna go with the latter #RollBass #RollBeavs
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Brody Myers
1 year
I cannot get over how sad these children behind me were after the Kenneth Murray INT
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Brody Myers
6 years
Option 3: right behind the away bench
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Minot State Men's Hockey
6 years
Students we need your help in picking “The Dam” Student Section! Options will be posted in a thread. We also have a ton of exciting things planned for our student fans this season so stay tuned! #BeaverHockey
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Brody Myers
6 years
Tonight, an older lady at the Spicy Pie said that she and her husband thought that I looked and sounded like Seth Rogen and I honestly don’t know if I should take it as a compliment or an insult
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Brody Myers
7 years
Shoutout Lonestar for somehow having the best concert of the fair thus far
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Brody Myers
6 years
Was talking to the kids I coach at Minot High and they asked if I play Fortnite and I said yes but I’m trash. They ended up making fun of me for the rest of the workout and I don’t think I’ve ever received such embarrassment before in my life
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Brody Myers
7 years
Pops casually met the one and only Goldberg today at the airport. No biggie 😅 peep their matching beards tho
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Brody Myers
3 years
First morning back in the @Beaver_Strength weight room and the student-athletes were buzzin’. Energy was high. Piss was hot. Love the tone set on day 1
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Brody Myers
7 years
1) Winning a rivalry trophy is big regardless of records 2) We won against a team that finished above .500, so your percentage argument is 🗑 3) Yes, you won the barrel in the first season, but I’m taking Minot’s best wrestler over your best wrestler 10 times outta 10 #RollBeavs
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Brody Myers
11 months
IT’S HALLOWEEN YOU PIECES OF TRASH. MAKE IT A GREAT DAY TODAY. AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE, ‘CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
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3 years
If you’re not as excited as @SchallLane is in this video when your boy hits a PR, then wyd
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Brody Myers
7 years
The baby is actually just upset that I’m having more fun than he is
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Brody Myers
8 years
I detect the beginnings of a beautiful relationship here... @MinotState @MSUBeaverFB
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Brody Myers
7 years
It still astounds me that no matter where I go outside of North Dakota, I meet at least one person that’s heard of Minot, a place I never new existed before getting recruited for football. It truly is a small world
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Brody Myers
5 years
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, Tiger Woods is the most impactful athlete of all time and if you don’t believe me, just look at the crowd’s reaction to him winning the Master’s. Unbelievable 🐅
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7 years
@ray_wat4 When you realize the incoming freshmen were beginning middle school during your freshman year of college
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7 years
I can't remember the last time that playing football was this much fun. Can't wait for the spring game on Thursday 🏈 #RedRising #BuildTheDam
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Brody Myers
2 years
Always a great day to be a Beav. Always a great day to beat UMary. Today was a great day. Roll Beavs
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Minot State Football
2 years
🚨THAT’S A BEAVER WIN🚨 The Battle of the Big Lake trophy is coming home on Senior Day!!! #GRIT 🦫 #BuildTheDam 🪵
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4 years
Once upon a time, I used to be an athletic human. Now I’m just washed up #NationalStudentAthleteDay Side note: all PC @arbaut_
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8 years
Hey look I made it on the big screen! Shoutout to my little brother for being a trooper and holding me up 😅 #NDSF2016
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Brody Myers
7 years
I love receiving random, heartwarming text messages from my father
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Brody Myers
7 years
Huge congrats to my little brother for proposing to his now fiancé @Shannybaby97 . Don't worry, she said yes. Super stoked for you two ✊🏻
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4 years
All these years later and I still can’t be convinced that this wasn’t @CoachEthier and I
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SportsCenter
4 years
Got him 😆🍦
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Brody Myers
2 years
Leaked image of @Camron__01 ’s X-Ray following his Triple OT game winner #RollBeavs
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Cam'ron Dunfee with the Triple OT Winner! @MSUBeavers advance to the Sanford Pentagon! #YourTimeToShine #NSICNetwork @MSUBeavers / @MSUBeaversMBB
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Brody Myers
7 years
It’d be dope if we could just skip the rest of winter and go straight to late spring/summer because I’m sick of this whole freezing temperatures every day thing. I’m ready for darty season
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Brody Myers
7 years
Does this make me a meme?
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Brody Myers
7 years
Made it on @Chubbies official Instagram page. I'm kind of a big deal #HumbleBrag
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6 years
Typical millennials. Just can’t stay off their phones during dinner. Smh
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Brody Myers
4 years
Gotta get that piss hot 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Juwan Bush🌳
4 years
6AM workouts are not missed
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