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ain’t life grand

Dallas, via Tennessee
Joined May 2015
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@BHstraitvibin
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7 years
Guess that’s a no
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5 years
This was a great moment
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6 years
Nick Saban looks like he’s apologizing to his neighbor for his kids breaking their window
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6 years
Sorry mom, that aux cord is MINE this Christmas
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5 years
No one can top this house in Houston
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@BHstraitvibin
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8 years
Here's my completed Office Episode Bracket:
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8 years
Cam Newton looks like he about to tell mothers to be good to their daughters too
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8 years
You can't leave the US, no other country wants unskilled laborers and liberal arts degree holders except the US. Get comfy.
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6 years
Yeah, sex
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8 years
We're not so different, you and I
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
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Male lion nibbles a female lion on the BOTTOM as he tries to win her affections
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5 years
Who dresses the guys at espn now
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7 years
There are 13 In-n-Out’s in the entire state of Texas. This is the fakest of fake news.
@Bmac0507
Ben McDonald
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Any state that doesn't have Chick Fil A as their favorite should be kicked out of the country
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6 years
LSU DON’T NEED NO NECK
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6 years
I wish I could pick Jordan to win this, but I just can't :-(
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8 years
I bet if we show all refugees this picture they'll stop wanting to come to the US
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5 years
They played Neck.
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6 years
are we sure Koepka won?
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5 years
Your annual Thanksgiving conversation with the one cousin that smokes weed
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5 years
This is, unequivocally, the worst hype video ever recorded
@MizzouFootball
Mizzou Football
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Seniors pick their rocks. Seniors pick the helmets. #MIZ | #ShowMe 🐯🏈
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6 years
Imagine watching this Clemson/A&M game and thinking the NFL is better than college football
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7 years
First of all, no y’all aren’t
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Stephanie Farr
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People yelling “Everything is free,” looting, trashing this gas station. Damn it, Philly we better than this.
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7 years
My parents never made us take family pictures on the beach in white shirts, and I'm thankful, because it has made all the difference.
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@PFF_Mike The only solution
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6 years
Jalen Hurts right now
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8 years
I wonder what that would be like 🤔🤔🤔 ....
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6 years
Someone needs to tell these people that Tiger is a shot off the lead
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Perry Stein
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“No border, no wall, no USA at all” Protesters now chanting and marching west on I street
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@IndieWire her parents names aren't blue in wikipedia....she's good
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7 years
Could be worse, Tiger.
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8 years
I will really miss these headlines.
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7 years
When someone tries to claim the last Busch Light
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6 years
Throwback to the last Alabama/Oklahoma game...
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6 years
Ohio State needs to hire one person whose entire job it is to ask “will this look bad”
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8 years
Do sorority girls have agreements with their sisters to comment positive stuff on each other's pics? Can some girls confirm this?
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"WIFE ME UP!!" exclaims girl, snapchatting plate of Kraft Mac 'n Cheese, overcooked chicken and bagged vegetables.
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8 years
When your parents come to visit and take you to breakfast on Sunday
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7 years
Really conflicted here
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6 years
Live look at Tuscaloosa right now:
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7 years
Trying to be subtle when you have to piss while day drinking
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6 years
Million Dollar Idea: Lyft and Uber, but the drivers have a general sense of direction and knowledge for the cities they drive in
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8 years
These states are probably out protesting Thanksgiving.
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happy thanksgiving america
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Oooo shit y’all, it’s almost “I’d rather be ___________ than studying for finals” Instagram season, last chance to see the best Facetune job a girl did in 2017
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This hurt to make but it needed to be made
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So like would an Uber be better or...
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7 years
PEGGY, GET ME MY TOP GUN SOUNDTRACK CASETTE TAPE!
@GMA
Good Morning America
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WATCH: U.S. shoots down Syrian warplane; first air-to-air shootdown for an American aircraft since 1999:
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How batshit insane do you have to be to run an account like this
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At this point in my life, not much
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I know what I’m doing when I get home
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I see Paid Time off is trending, just a reminder that unlimited vacation days is the biggest predatory scam that a company can run. If you're entering the job market and they pitch that as a benefit, they're lying. If you have unlimited vacation days you have no vacation days.
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Big 12 defense be like
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8 years
*Teens are much better at lying than previous generations*
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Florida should lose eligibility for the SEC Championship Game for refusing to play the game when LSU offered Tiger Stadium.
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This might be the 500th coolest tradition in college football if we actually ranked them
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Throwback to May 1, 2011, the night Osama bin Laden was killed. Live from OCI in Knoxville.
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Like, steps towards their door to hang out with them?
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
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Steps you can take if you think your neighbours are smoking cannabis
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If you get that pink drink at Starbucks you should be put in jail. No trial no nothing
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Alright followers, here is a link to a printable Office Episode Bracket I made.
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Girls who obsessed over pretending they live their lives by the mantra “thank u, next” 10 days ago are shook right now
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"I'd go out of my way to attack you. If I was a lion, and you were a tuna, I'd swim out to the middle of the ocean and eat you."
@USFWS
U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service
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Remember when this bobcat caught a shark? Bobcats so rarely follow regulations. #NationalFishingandBoatingWeek
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"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask..." -Laremy Tunsil
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Great Christmas gift - but I have to run to the gas station, I’m fresh out of mixers: Like for Coca Cola Retweet for ginger ale Any other suggestions?
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Old family recipe
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Alright folks, I used my time wisely again today and made a bracket for It's Always Sunny episodes.
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How to successfully slide in DMs:
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Did everyone else’s parents only play this album for like 2 straight years?
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When you lose your friends at the bar....
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Never graduate @GirlsOnGameday
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Who did it better? Only the real will remember.
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4 years ago we lost a hero RIP shain gandee
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This is as Ohio State as one tweet thread can get.
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No Clemson, you can't rush the field here. Save that for a week 10 win over The Citadel.
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Whoever let her pose like that is an idiot
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SB Nation
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🍵🐸
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Worst DM of the Day
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I'm gonna start doing a Worst DM of the Day. Starting off with this one. Like what made him think this would get posted?
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"Oh you're moving to Canada if I get elected? Take a left out the door and keep walking."
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Can't fault Fournette and McCaffrey for sitting out. Don't want to risk it.
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@rameatsbooty To cause a glare when you’re going west on 35
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What in "take this down or my dad's going to sue you for defamation"
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🎵I had a barbecue stain on my white Romper. She was killin' me in that mini-skirt (turned out to actually be a romper) 🎵
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Saw that dude at Hangout
@CassLowe
Cass Lowe
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Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in a little backpack
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Rickie lookin like he sells coke at the Retreat pool
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How many side chicks are finding out they are side chicks today?
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Imagine if Rust had been drinking White Claws instead of Lonestars
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I know Trump said he'd put people to work rebuilding infrastructure but I didn't think my apartment complex would be the day 1 8am job....
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When you accidentally switch to the front facing camera today
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Trump didn't go after her hard enough, didn't mention Clinton Foundation, Goldman Sachs, Pay for Play. Don't hold back.
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Derrick Henry vs. the Patriots defense
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Smartest people on earth ranking: 1. College Sophomores 2. Law students who make long Facebook statuses
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No girls allowed, dudes rock
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Adam Burke
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If you're looking for the party, it seems to be here.
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Makes you wonder what Hillary Clinton needed deleted off of Vine...
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Old family recipe
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@NoLayingUp You gotta wonder how different this would be if Europe had Kiz
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Great take
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@Breaking911 LOL yeah, he was pissed about the way Casinos were treating him and other high rollers? Who at the CIA was in charge of this project??? Fire them!
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Yay or nay?
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