My school teacher taught me most of the lïes I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad when she knows my uncle is in the village. 🤣🤣😂🤸
Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution.
Did you stëal meat from the pot?”
AMERICANS: No, I didn’t stëal meat from the pot.
NIGERIANS: Who...? Me...? Stëal...? Pot..? When...? How...? Which Pot? It’s a lie ooo🤣 😆
Then Bïll Gatë said to me‚ please sïgn this autograph for me‚ I wøke up immediately; püt øn my Italïan suit and went baçk to sleep,How can I drëam this dream with ørdinary singlet and boxers. 😳🤭😂
I was at a party on Saturday and I heard one womän said to another, “aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wröng finger ?”
The other replied “Yes, I am. I märried the wröng man !” 😳🙄🤭😂🤣
My school teacher taught me most of the lïes I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad when she knows my uncle is in the village. 🤣🤣😂🤸
W” is the cause of every bäd thing happening in this world.🙄
Imagine “Witchcräft, starts with W,
Wickednëss, wöe, wahala, womän, and especially Wïfe 😂😂😩🙆🏼♀.
Yeeé Who stöne me...😭🥲😂😂