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A COMENDIAN MANCHESTER UNITED FAN HERE FOR FUN. LET'S LAUGH OUT LOUD 🤣

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined May 2024
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BENNY 1ST SON
5 hours
When you treat your woman nicely, God will bless you with another one,men in the house,Am I making any sensë?😂😂😁😁
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@BENNYFIRSTSON
BENNY 1ST SON
26 days
That your bank account that looks like JAMB score (192), before this year runs out, God will make it look like matric number (2203200725) 🙏😕
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BENNY 1ST SON
27 days
It's a new day; let's make it count.
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
When someone that is supposed to pray for closing prayer starts with another song ME.... 😳🙄
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BENNY 1ST SON
3 months
A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future.
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BENNY 1ST SON
18 days
hope we are all Ready to tackle the new day?"
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BENNY 1ST SON
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What are some of your favorite childhood memories?"
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BENNY 1ST SON
2 months
If you tëll him your prøblem and he repliës “So whät are you plannïng to do nøw”🙄 My sister just knøw that you’re datïng one of your prøblem 😒😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
16 days
When you treat your woman nicely, God will bless you with another one,men in the house,Am I making any sensë?😂😂😁😁😀
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
That your bank account that looks like JAMB score (192), before this year runs out, God will make it look like matric number (2203200725) 🙏😕
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BENNY 1ST SON
2 months
Please gïve your lïfe to Christ now oo‚ is not whën you seē me in heavën‚ you wïll stärt shøuting “Ojoró Ojoró”. Thät one concērn you 😛😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
Person no dey even see rich man pikin to date again 😞😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
That your bank account that looks like JAMB score (192), before this year runs out, God will make it look like matric number (2203200725) 🙏😕
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BENNY 1ST SON
3 months
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
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BENNY 1ST SON
15 days
Rise and shine! What’s on your agenda today?"
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BENNY 1ST SON
23 days
Wedding attendance: Church = 50 Reception = 5400 Can you imagine?? I will share my food in church😌😂🤣
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BENNY 1ST SON
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all I'm trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty nasty unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me.
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BENNY 1ST SON
22 days
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. Don't give up..
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BENNY 1ST SON
10 days
When I çall my parents and they don’t answer it’s nø Big DEÄL‚ but when they cäll me and I don’t answer it’s likë WØRLD WoR III 😂😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
17 days
Imagine being in a relationshïp where you’re told “Please don’t tell anyone we are dating 🥲😩👀
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BENNY 1ST SON
11 days
just because it's hard doesn't mean it's impossible. YOU CAN DO IT.
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
My school teacher taught me most of the lïes I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad when she knows my uncle is in the village. 🤣🤣😂🤸
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BENNY 1ST SON
12 days
What’s an activity that always puts you in a good mood?
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BENNY 1ST SON
22 days
When I çall my parents and they don’t answer it’s nø Big DEÄL‚ but when they cäll me and I don’t answer it’s likë WØRLD WoR III 😂😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
2 months
Women behave mäture and intelligent during the period of pregnançy Because at the same time her body have 2 brains, the child’s & her own. 🏃😂😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
27 days
If you don't take the proper time to heal, you'll end up bleeding on people who never cut you.
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BENNY 1ST SON
19 days
na man dey do man,hope you believe?
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BENNY 1ST SON
3 months
Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution.
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BENNY 1ST SON
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The only real valuable thing is intuition.
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BENNY 1ST SON
17 days
don't make your dream smaller, make your efforts bigger
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BENNY 1ST SON
26 days
If you don't take the proper time to heal, you'll end up bleeding on people who never cut you.
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BENNY 1ST SON
20 days
Rise and shine! What’s on your agenda today?"
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BENNY 1ST SON
11 days
always be ready to survive alone.
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BENNY 1ST SON
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What are some of your favorite childhood memories?"
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BENNY 1ST SON
17 days
Did you stëal meat from the pot?” AMERICANS: No, I didn’t stëal meat from the pot. NIGERIANS: Who...? Me...? Stëal...? Pot..? When...? How...? Which Pot? It’s a lie ooo🤣 😆
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
I learn to give not because I have much,but because I know exactly how it feels to have nothing...
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BENNY 1ST SON
9 days
God bless brother that helps brother and don't tell another brother.
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BENNY 1ST SON
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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. Don't give up.
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
It’s only in NIGERIA people will knock on your door and still uses their mouth to do “ko-ko-ko” Nigerians.... But why? 🙄😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
Pretending to be fine after breakup is not easy oo!..A friend of mine fainted today while smiling😂😃😭🙆🏼‍♀
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
When you treat your woman nicely, God will bless you with another one . Am I making any sensë?😂😂😁😁😀
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BENNY 1ST SON
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God bless brother that helps brother and don't tell another brother..
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
Never fall for someone of the pictures they post. Cuz physics textbook had pictures of students enjoying the subject 😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
24 days
A Nigerïa guy was caüght in Canada soaking Garri with snow. If I mention the tribe, you people will say I hatë Uyo people.🙄😂😆😂😂😂😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
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Then Bïll Gatë said to me‚ please sïgn this autograph for me‚ I wøke up immediately; püt øn my Italïan suit and went baçk to sleep,How can I drëam this dream with ørdinary singlet and boxers. 😳🤭😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
Person no dey even see rich man pikin to date again 😞😂 all these send me urgent 2k and buy me food don too much. 😆 🤣 😂.
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BENNY 1ST SON
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DISCIPLINE is NOT a PUNISHMENT it's a PRACTICE of SELF CONTROL and SELF MASTERY..
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
That your bank account that looks like JAMB score (192), before this year runs out, God will make it look like matric number (2203200725) 🙏😕
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BENNY 1ST SON
3 months
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
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BENNY 1ST SON
16 days
It’s only in NIGERIA people will knock on your door and still uses their mouth to do ko ko ko.But why? 🙄😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
14 days
If you don't take the proper time to heal, you'll end up bleeding on people who never cut you.
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BENNY 1ST SON
30 days
If you don't take the proper time to heal, you'll end up bleeding on people who never cut you.
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BENNY 1ST SON
3 months
"Creativity is intelligence having fun
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BENNY 1ST SON
2 months
When you meet a girl that truly loves you then you will know girls always have airtime...😇😂😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
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How do you balance work and personal life?"
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
So far, I have betrayëd 60 girls, my target is 400 girls.😌 You girls must päy for what DELILAH did to our brother ‘SAMSON’ 😒😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
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Just because it's hard doesn't mean it's impossible. YOU CAN DO IT.
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BENNY 1ST SON
2 months
My dad craçked a joke‚ we laughed and I mistäkenly saïd “YOU NO WËLL”...😳 To çut the story shørt‚ how muçh is sïngle røom in your areä ? 🙉😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
Did you stëal meat from the pot ? American: No I did not ! Nigerïan:Who?..Me?..Stëal?..Pot? When?...How?.. It’s a lïe oo 🙆🤣
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BENNY 1ST SON
2 months
learn how to return people's møney with the same smile you used when borrøwing it 😒😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
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Where are the Geography students? What is the name of the star we see after receiving släp...?🥲😂😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
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What’s an activity that always puts you in a good mood?
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BENNY 1ST SON
25 days
That moment you tried helping your mother shoūt your brother’s name and she be like “Ehh so you are here, come and go and fill this gas” 😳😭😂
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Precious: Babe, can I cook your favorite? Emeka: When did you learn how to cook beer? 😒🤭😂😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
2 months
I was at a party on Saturday and I heard one womän said to another, “aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wröng finger ?” The other replied “Yes, I am. I märried the wröng man !” 😳🙄🤭😂🤣
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BENNY 1ST SON
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in every situation you find yourself,always thank God..
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BENNY 1ST SON
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Abeg I hatë people replying me with “hmmmm” during chats or bringing it into our chats... It makes me remember the money I lost in MMM. 😬😂😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
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Nigeria boyfriends are like nigeria presidents, the next one is more worse than the current one, my sister stay where you are😂😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
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That moment you tried helping your mother shoūt your brother’s name and she be like “Ehh so you are here, come and go and fill this gas” 😳😭😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
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God bless brother that helps brother and don't tell another brother.
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BENNY 1ST SON
19 days
My school teacher taught me most of the lïes I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad when she knows my uncle is in the village. 🤣🤣😂🤸
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
When someone that is supposed to pray for closing prayer starts with another song ME.... 😳🙄
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BENNY 1ST SON
12 days
hope we are all Ready to tackle the new day?
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BENNY 1ST SON
12 days
Imagine being in a relationshïp where you’re told “Please don’t tell anyone we are dating 🥲😩👀
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BENNY 1ST SON
2 months
W” is the cause of every bäd thing happening in this world.🙄 Imagine “Witchcräft, starts with W, Wickednëss, wöe, wahala, womän, and especially Wïfe 😂😂😩🙆🏼‍♀. Yeeé Who stöne me...😭🥲😂😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
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what will be will be. don't force it,don't beg for it.
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BENNY 1ST SON
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Wedding attendance: Church = 50 Reception = 5400 Can you imagine?? I will share my food in church😌😂🤣
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BENNY 1ST SON
2 months
Nobody is as serious as an Igbó man when counting møney... You will say “Good morning sir!” And He will be like “52 my son” 🤭😂😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
28 days
Women already have 3-5 days of loosing blöod every month. Can’t mosquitoes be considerate and focus only on men...🏃😂
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E go better na poor man prayer 😂😂. Things will get better soon na big man prayer 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
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Guys won’t realise that they need a new underwear until they are in New relationship😂 😆 🤣
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BENNY 1ST SON
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How do you usually handle conflicts with others?"
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BENNY 1ST SON
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Main reason why I have not travelled to abroad:What if I get chasëd by a dog that doesn’t understand Kai Kai Kai 😒🤣
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BENNY 1ST SON
20 days
Ready to tackle a new week?
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BENNY 1ST SON
28 days
When you treat your woman nicely, God will bless you with another one,men in the house,Am I making any sensë?😂😂😁😁😀
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BENNY 1ST SON
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If you don't take the proper time to heal, you'll end up bleeding on people who never cut you.
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
Please give your life to Christ now oo‚ is not when you see me in heaven,you will start shouting “Ojoró Ojoró”. That one concern you 😛😂😂
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Women already have 3-5 days of loosing blöod every month. Can’t mosquitoes be considerate and focus only on men...🏃😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
1 month
Nothing last forever!”🎤 “Nothing last forever!!”🎤 “Nothing last forever!!!”🎤 That’s me testing the microphone at my Ex wedding🏃😂 😆 🤣
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BENNY 1ST SON
2 months
From the first time I heard the sentence “So help me God” in Nigerïa pledge, I knew I entered the wröng country. 😩🥲😂😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
2 months
This life ehn ...😢😒 Imagine, Benz of #8 Million‚ I say make I deposit #5 ‚000 first‚ you con dey frown face... E be like say you no wan sell 😏🙄😂
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BENNY 1ST SON
23 days
It is only in Nollywood movies witçhes will appear somewhere and the first thing they do is to laugh. Please what’s funny?🤣🤣🤣🤣
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