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If you’re here to tell me my take sucks, just know I agree and keep it moving- save us both time we’ll never get back.

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Joined December 2013
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@BCBCouch
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50-3 Jaguars
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@BCBCouch
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17 days
Yeah, I’m convinced Doug and Trevor hate each other
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@BCBCouch
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23 days
He did this, then led them to FG range with a minute and a TO left to go up 10 at half….and they proceeded to take the ball out of his hands.
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look at where Brian Thomas Jr. is when Trevor lets this go
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@BCBCouch
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When your football happiness now relies solely on the success of the Jacksonville Jaguars..
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2 years
Doug’s first season: - Franchise record for Ws in a HC’s first season with the team. - Won on the West Coast - Broke 0-162 games of not winning while be down 7+ with >2:00 left. - Biggest comeback win in Jags history. - 1st win @ Tenn. since ‘13 - 1st road AFCS win since ‘17.
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@BCBCouch
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11 months
The Jaguars?! Of Jacksonville?! Against the PITTSBURGH STEELERS?!!?! LMAO
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11 months
Diontae Johnson: “The refs wanted them to win.”
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@BCBCouch
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24 days
You either have the franchise QB and you call plays as such, or you don’t. You paid him like one so wtf are we doing?
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@BCBCouch
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3 years
The 2017 Jacksonville Jaguars
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Derek Thompson
3 years
What's the most incredible, statistical-outlier accomplishment in U.S. major sports history?
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1 year
Trevor: 2-0 vs. Herbert 2-0 vs. Allen
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6 years
@J_Nubz If you had tweeted this without the video, that is EXACTLY how I would envision those crackers looking.
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2 years
Trevor just told someone on Titans to look at the scoreboard lol
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@BCBCouch
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24 days
This. This is coaching malpractice.
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Daniel Griffis
24 days
After the Travis Etienne fumble, Trevor Lawrence attempted ONE pass, an incompletion on 3rd & 5 to Christian Kirk. Last 3 Drives: 1 pass, 7 rushes, 2 sacks.
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@BCBCouch
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2 years
Apologies in advance to Bengals Twitter for what @NFLOfficiating is about to do to you today
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2 years
I’ll never doubt Trevor again
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3 years
“London games help keep Jags viable in Jacksonville” - Owner on his 5th coach in 10 years, 3rd in 13 months, and has averaged 13 losses/season since taking ownership
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23 days
Throwing your new DC under the bus Wk 1 after his unit more or less outplayed the one you tend to oversee the most and kept your team from having the doors blown off it, is an interesting move- I’m sure this will only get better.
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@BCBCouch
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1 year
Doug and Press coach like assholes, and Trevor is clearly running on Toradol and adrenaline but idc those dudes just ran a gauntlet for a month and not a damn one of us would’ve called 5-2 after 1-2 so fuck it, Go Jags.
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@BCBCouch
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2 years
“We don’t have diplomas” Tony Gonzalez addressing a panel including Stanford grad Richard Sherman and Harvard grad Ryan Fitzpatrick
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@BCBCouch
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24 days
Someone needs to answer for why they stopped attacking downfield and running Tank between the tackles- and instead went back to the same horizontal bad scheme that killed them last year.
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Nate Tice
24 days
Nope. Lawrence only threw 1 pass over 10 air yards (for 22 yards) in the 2nd half.
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23 days
Fun fact: Part of the reason the Jags are in Jacksonville
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James Earl Jones Dies: Revered 'Field Of Dreams' Star & Darth Vader Voice Was 93
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24 days
Nah, see, I thought Trevor was playing lights out ball. The problem here is why is this staff constantly treating him like he’s Bortles? Cause that’s what happened here today.
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WiningJaguar
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@BCBCouch He has never been "The Guy" and will never be. He needs everything in place around him to succeed, like in first half. Once adversity hit in the 2nd culminating with the fumble he didn't lead the team out of the funk but joined right in. Look at his body language
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2 years
At least a decade of moving home games has paid off in fandom
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2 years
Fans in the UK predict their Super Bowl winner!
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2 years
I just got a feeling this doesn’t end tomorrow.
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3 years
Weapons for Trevor- buy them, Draft them, just get them.
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@BCBCouch
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7 years
Whoever submitted taking the current design and just meshing it with the late 90s-early 00s unis, you nailed it.
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4 years
You almost have to know EXACTLY what that word means to even know it exists lol
@DragonflyJonez
🐿️✨America Is Musty✨🐿️
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Meyers Leonard said he didnt know what that word meant. That would be like imagine you adopt a kid who never heard rap before. And you play him some Drake & he asks "Can you play some Benny the Butcher" and youre like "WHAT?!" and he's like "huh sorry dont know what I just said"
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5 years
@iamMelsmith @marcusdavis904 Preparing to show up to the mediation like..
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17 days
I am, once again, asking the Jacksonville Jaguars to stop running slow developing running plays
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4 years
The Jags hired a SB coach who spent every hour allegedly eat, sleep, and breathing football to make their personnel better, and he drafted a RB 4th overall instead of two generational QBs, and ran off a premium edge rusher and the best CB in the NFL.
@TonyBoselli
Tony Boselli
4 years
Are you telling me a Super Bowl coach who spends all day everyday thinking about how he can give his team the best chance of winning, knows more than all the talking heads? Preposterous!
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2 years
Love Al, but damn if that wasn’t the worst possible call for one of the biggest comebacks in NFL history
@FrankieG1998
Frankie G
2 years
Jaguars 27 point comeback vs the Chargers in 2 minutes
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3 years
@DragonflyJonez First instinct is to shoot to kill a teenage girl with a kitchen knife at her own home, but they wanna negotiate with teenage boys packing extended-clip AR-15s in public. FOH
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3 years
Jags have played the Bengals, Titans, Cardinals tougher than the majority of the league…
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9 months
This is what you get when you are so pompous you pick a Special Teams TE and a 4th string RB with your two other Top 100 picks
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@BCBCouch
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7 years
@goldengateblond 135 days ago, 58 people were murdered & close to 1,000 were wounded in the middle of the Vegas strip. The thoughts and prayers thing isnt really working.
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3 years
End of an Error
@RapSheet
Ian Rapoport
3 years
Source: The #Jaguars are releasing RB Carlos Hyde today.
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6 years
WHO IS TOUCHING THIS MAN?!?!
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6 years
Jalen gets to make all the personnel decisions henceforth.
@phillip_heilman
Phillip Heilman
6 years
Tremendous ball skills from CB Jalen Ramsey on his second INT. #Jaguars
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3 years
Kirk & Scherff sign with the Chargers for whatever unGodly amount it ends up being, and it’s a circle jerk on here amongst NFL Twitter, but since it’s the Jags…🤷🏻‍♂️
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4 months
That episode of “The Hunt” gonna hit like ‘80s cocaine
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2 years
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5 years
The work Keenan has done with Chark and Dede is phenomenal
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2 years
The Jags played as the wild card team 4/7 times they’ve made the playoffs in their history. They had to go on the road with records of 11-5 (2x) and 12-4 (1x) in those games. Ain’t no switching up now cause your squad is going to have to travel.
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Joe Schad
2 years
The NFL must see the absurdity in the Jaguars and Bucs potentially hosting playoff games. Fix it. Fourth-best division winner no longer guaranteed home playoff game. Easy fix.
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4 years
Quarterly "Bring Back These Uniforms" tweet
@trevorjaguars
TREVOR GOAT 🇧🇷
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The Thunder and the Lightning!!!!
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5 years
Minshew played his ass off in the 4th quarter, did something no QB has done for you in I cant even fucking remember, and you do THAT. In the words of Sen Marks, "That's why you're the fucking Jacksonville Jaguars".
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6 years
Bortles coming in to fuck up the position in the draft when he knows they're going QB and he'll be gone, is peak petty and Im kinda here for it.
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3 years
I wish Jawaan Taylor & Wingard were held to the standard of Robinson
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9 months
The Jaguars were in first place from Week 1 until Week 18. Night.
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23 days
The Jaguars need a fullback.
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17 days
Luckily the Jags have a strong track record of overcoming adversity on game days.
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1 year
Casually no-looking TDs in coverage across your body…
@Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars
1 year
Had ourselves a Zay. @Dream_Finders | #DUUUVAL
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7 months
If Ridley wanted to be a Patriot by now, he would be.
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3 years
Jags HC favorite wants to actually fix the franchise so we know how this ends
@ChrisPorterFCN
Chris Porter
3 years
Source tells me that Byron Leftwich is the #jaguars pick but the hold up is over who will have control of the roster. Leftwich wants Trent Baalke out and the #Jaguars to hire Adrian Wilson who is the Vice President of pro scouting with Cardinals.
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3 years
Broadcast saying Trevor stated he wants input in the next HC and Khan agreed he'll be a part of the process.
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2 years
Jags by 20
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5 years
The Jags rookie QB who had more wins and Pepsi ROTW awards in league history, and the Jags rookie DE who had double digit sacks, led all rookies in sacks, and was a Pro Bowler..both lost in their respective award categories
@AlbertBreer
Albert Breer
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AP Offensive Rookie of the Year: Cardinals QB Kyler Murray.
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@BCBCouch
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3 years
Do something, @Jaguars
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3 years
Trevor needs to request a trade.
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3 years
67,030 watched a team led by Cody Kessler beat a team led by Andrew Luck, 6-0, here.
@Colts_Law
Lawrence Owen
3 years
If Tim Tebow catches a ball from Trevor Lawrence, and no fans are there to see it, did it really happen?
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4 years
Byron Leftwich, Blaine Gabbert, and Leonard Fournette are headed to NFC title game against Marcedes Lewis.
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2 years
Most people I’ve seen wearing Jags gear in public: - January 1997 - Today That’s the list.
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3 years
Blaine, Gardner, Tebow, Brady all in one building downtown 5 nights before Trevor arrives. It’s like Duval decided to have an exorcism.
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7 months
The Jags are running it back with the OL that couldn’t get a yard in Nashville with the division on the line on two consecutive plays and the opponent trying to go home.
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3 years
Trevor really took over and told that mfer you’re putting J-Rob back in lmao
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2 years
How in the hell did an Urban Meyer coached team hold this offense to 6 points
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Dude called them a “Hope D” and the D killed their QB and dragged them for 4 quarters in their house- love to see it
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2 years
Every team with joint practices ended up brawling- except the Jags & Falcons who casually enjoyed each others’ company as they embrace the race to 5 win seasons.
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3 years
- Jags get down two scores early. - Trevor completes >60% and no TDs - Urban gives post-game diatribe about expanding the CFP when asked about why Carlos Hyde received 25 carries when down 17. Saved everyone the three hours.
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3 years
The Jaguars hostage situation continues for another day
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Trevor just came off and appeared to tell Doug, “Hey, that play wasn’t open”
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2 years
It would appear the Jags OL was actually good
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4 years
Yall thought we were insufferable for a few weeks in '17, BUDDY,,,,,
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5 months
Interesting alteration…
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4 years
Yan stared down the Jags sideline like there's anyone over there left playing who remembers him.
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5 years
#JaguarsTwitter waking up to another draft day
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4 years
Remember, @AllenRobinson , they thought paying Marqise Lee and Donte Moncrief was better than paying you. I think you should remind them.
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3 years
Hey Shad, look what happens when you build around him.
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2 years
Two wide open TDs missed from being 4-0. That’s the frustrating part.
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2 years
The Jaguars are really the 3rd team in the AFC, my column:
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2 years
Never wear the teal pants again btw
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3 years
Urban right now..
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Stroud is what we like to pretend Trevor is.
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7 months
This is a fun arms race between Jax and Houston
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@BCBCouch
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7 years
Everything Trump touches, dies. @TheRickWilson
@politicoalex
Alex Isenstadt
7 years
BREAKING: RNC withdraws support for Roy Moore. Story tk...
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3 years
How Urban handled the only three quality offensive players on his team in 6 months on the job: - Tell Chark he plays like shit/give him a CFL-level position coach. - Treat Robinson like he was a walk-on who should be happy he’s on scholarship. - Turn Lawrence into Tim Couch
@ActionSportsJax
BrentDanStuartMarcelAlivia
3 years
Jags RB James Robinson reacts to being benched after a second straight week with a fumble during his weekly appearance on @ActionSportsJax Jags Report Live. Watch the full video here () for more thoughts on if he's getting the ball enough... #ASJax
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3 years
Worst owner in sports continues to do the worst owner thing.🤷🏻‍♂️
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3 years
Fire Barrell tonight on the plane, Urbs
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7 months
The only correct answer is this
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@Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars
7 months
Help us celebrate our 30th season by voting for our commemorative season logo!
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@BCBCouch
Couch
5 years
@TylerIAm We need a Gilbert Arenas twist to the storyline.. "You forgot to pay your teammate back. He lays 4 semi-automatic weapons at your locker and tells you to pick the one he's gonna shoot you with. Run ⬆️ ⬇️ Take your own piece out"
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2 years
Lawrence is a NFL star in the making. He’s a national seller of the product. They have a national brand HC who is working a “miracle”, and looking to finish it off on national tv against Henry in his home town. Can’t see it NOT being SNF tbh. This isnt the David Garrard Jags.
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3 years
Radio now saying Hackett didn’t want to come here because of Baalke….huh where did I hear that before?
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@BCBCouch
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5 years
The biggest headline is the Jaguars found their QB of the future. That's it.
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2 months
If 7 gets a step he is leaving, it’s impressive in person
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4 years
Enter the Jags Twitter tl, you national NY-leaning sports folks. Welcome to fucking Thunderdome!
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3 years
Just do it for the chaos, @Jaguars
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
3 years
Once the Browns finalize the reworked Odell Beckham Jr. contract, they will release him and he will go on waivers, where other teams will have the opportunity to claim him. But the Browns and OBJ’s time together is coming to a rapid end.
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2 years
This game is culmination of Trevor playing like shit for 3 weeks and everyone shrugging it off cause we won.
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3 years
“Would be a surprise if Baalke is back next season” - Breer
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2 years
Enjoy the next 36 hours, you never know when Jags are gonna Jag.
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9 months
This last month has been a fireable atrocity for any actual winning organization- this game should have a whole bunch of folks cleaning out offices
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@BCBCouch
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4 years
Alright, yall got me. @Jaguars
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