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Turtles arenโt tortoises. You need a shell to be a Tortoise. Turtles wearing backpacks disguised as shells, to pretend they are tortoises, are still turtles!
Jews afraid to go out because of ISLAMISTS
MPs afraid to vote because of ISLAMISTS
The country brought to its knees by ISLAMISTS
Terror attacks virtually the preserve of ISLAMISTS
Yet this clown is on TV to highlight the risk from โWHITE EXTREMISTSโ
@CommonsSpeaker
must go
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This is Glasgow
@GlasgowCC
could have chosen to fix this street
Or they could have chosen to paint a fโing rainbow on a street
They chose a rainbow. Useless pricโs
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Dear
@marksandspencer
Its not difficult
We want a Christmas advert to be:
1. Christian
2. Sweet
3. Loving
4. Traditional
5. Cosy
6. Family oriented
We donโt want:
1. Christianity written out of Christmas
2. The word โChristmasโ fxxxxd about with
3. Forced diversity
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Will you be spraying mosques during Eid next
@JustStop_Oil
?
Or are you just a selfish, cowardly bunch of middle class runts happy to ruin Christian celebrations?
This is how โJust Stop Oilโ wish you a Merry Christmas.
A beautiful Christmas tree -
the planning, the cost, the hard work.
Now heading for landfill. What a bunch of tossers. ๐ก
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Johnny Mercer. 12yrs in the army. A former Commando. Three tours in Afghanistan, trained Afghan troops with the Special Forces. Retired as a Captain. Elected as an MP. Appointed as Cabinet Member overseeing Veterans Affairsโฆ
Criticised byโฆ.
@carolvorders
๐
Life achievementโฆ
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Lineker on Qatar abuses - SILENT
Lineker on abuse of JK Rowling - SILENT
Lineker on cancellation of Jeremy Ckarkson - SILENT
Lineker on protecting women & young girlsโ rights -SILENT
Ian Wright on all of the above - SILENT
Forgive me, I donโt give a shit about
@GaryLineker
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Dear
@Specsavers
Can you confirm you have decided not to advertise on
@GBNEWS
?
If so, can you give a clear reason why.
If it relates to โvaluesโ can you also confirm anyone with those same values is not welcome in your stores and should avoid shopping with you.
Yours
๐ข
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Can someone explain how
@RishiSunak
gets a fine for no seatbelt but
@EmilyThornberry
didnโt get a fine for hurtling down the motorway at 80mph+?
Both filmed. Both guilty
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Dear
@NicolaSturgeon
Simple question: if you handled the โpandemicโ better than
@BorisJohnson
why are things getting back to normal more quickly in England?
Get back to us
๐ข
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So, it was a โWest African illegal immigrant with a history of extreme violenceโ we casually waved through.
Perhaps
@Care4Calais
,
@RNLI
and the other enablers could apologise to the families of the victims and explain why they thought waving this bloke in was a good idea
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This is a contrived gesture. Theyโve been coached by the same person who has told them the gesture means ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝhonesty, trust and integrityโ
โThe key to success is sincerity. Once you can FAKE IT, youโve got it madeโ
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Dear
@scotgovfm
I pay a LOT of tax, NI & VAT via my small business
Iโve never claimed a benefit
I served 22 years in
@BritishArmy
I ran a charity. Never took a penny out
I have been a community councillor
Iโve never been in trouble
I vote Tory
WHY DO YOU DETEST ME?
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Never felt more welcome. The Lake District has looked after us well. Everybody wanted to know why I voted for
@NicolaSturgeon
in the first place. How we laughed ๐๐
Happy New Year Cumbria
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Dear
@HumzaYousaf
For the avoidance of any doubt โall familiesโ donโt face โchallengesโ like this because most families donโt have inbred, drug-dealing criminals in their midst
Glad we cleared that up. We are not like you.
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Dundee City Councillor, Nadia El Nakla, Alcohol and Drugs spokeswoman and wife of the First Minister of Scotland Humza Yousaf.
Brother charged with drugs offences.
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So Jo Brand wanting to throw acid at Nigel Farage was ok
Miriam Margoyles wishing the Prime Minister dead was ok
Nicola Sturgeon wanting to electrocute Boris Johnson was ok
But
@JeremyClarkson
gets all the lefty abuse!!
Why might that be?
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@i_heart__bikes
Iโm losing sympathy for the women as the answer is for NO WOMAN to race against a biological male. Nobody. Thereโs safety in numbers as the governing body is out a job if thereโs no body to govern.
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What a fโing gimp
Nobody speaks like this!! NOBODY!
Not Oor Willie
Not Ma Broon
Not a crack smoking junkie under the arches
So why does this muppet
@EmmaHarperMSP
perform this garbage? Complete embarrassment to Scots
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Yousless and Mrs Yousless are off to Qatar โon holidayโ
HAMAS leadership are holed up in Qatar
Yousless would like a free pass out of Gaza for his brother-in-law
The above facts are not connected. Please do not jump to any conclusions
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The new SNP money making scheme:
๐ฅSteal ยฃ11,000
๐ฅIf you donโt get caught, keep the ยฃ11,000
๐ฅIf you do get caught, resign and collect ยฃ12,000
๐ฅProfit if caught ยฃ1000
๐ฅProfit if not caught ยฃ11,000
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When did 24 โmenโ raping the same 13 year old girl become anything other than the THE MAIN STORY ON EVERY TV CHANNEL IN THE CIVILISED WORLD?
@itvnews
@BBCScotlandNews
@STVNews
@SkyNews
You lot are either part of the solution or part of the problem. For now, youโre the latter
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@KopparbergUK
@deplorabristol
Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I want to make it clear to everyone, my wife bought your brand without my knowledge or consent. Kopparberg is a drink for leftards & I have immediately removed your brand from shopping lists, pending further review of its crazed wokery
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Note how Yousless waited until the stadium was empty before the photo opportunities! Had he walked on when the stadium was full, 67,000 people would have booed.
Very few, if any scumbags in a rugby crowd = very few SNP fans
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What a complete waste of time and police resources
@PoliceScotland
If your son was getting pummelled today & you wondered where the police were, hereโs your answer!
Why is this allowed?
No commercial organisation would allow this
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This MSP was called an โarseholeโ & a โtwatโ for daring to ask a question about the killer policy of discharging untested hospital patients into care homes
Thatโs how sickeningly appalling
@theSNP
are
The whole M.O. made up on the hoof to be DIFFERENT
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A 92 year old woman has a ยฃ110k motor home in her drive and her son is none other thanโฆPeter Murrell.
92 years oldโฆยฃ110k motor home. Iโm sure thereโs a simple explanation!
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Come on
@theSNP
supporters. Even you must have a limit.
Criminal burner phones??? For a government???
By all means support your independence goals (if you must) but have some standards. This is Kray Twin stuff now.
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Iโm waiting on the statement from Yousless, saying:
โ If it hadnโt have been for Westminster, my family wouldnโt have had to deal heroinโ
@theSNP
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Weโve had:
โMathesonโs a decent guyโ
And
โSturgeon is an assetโ
Next week from
@JohnSwinney
expect:
โPeter Sutcliffe was misunderstoodโ
And
โFred West did build a good patioโ
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If this is what they say publicly, what do the Yousafs say privately in their own home?
Thankfully there isnโt a law about having opinions in your own home in Scotlandโฆ.ohโฆ.hang onโฆ
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We are in post-truth UK
ISLAMISTS harass MPs - the speaker
@CommonsSpeaker
berates โwhite extremistsโ
JEWS are afraid to go out - weโre told so called โislamophobiaโ is on the rise
@LeeAndersonMP_
states an empirical fact - and is fired while being proved right on Tower Bridge
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@GaryLineker
@RishiSunak
Gary,
We are struggling to heat our homes, feed our kids or make our mortgage payments
Let me assure you, THESE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES
You might have the luxury of rising above such trivia with time to chant incantations and sing Kumbaya, but we donโt.
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@ScotExpress
So Nicola, heโs not allowed in a womanโs prison because heโs a risk.
Should he still be allowed in changing rooms with little girls and women? Or do LAW ABIDING WOMEN deserve less protection than the Cornton Vale lags?
Perhaps
@Douglas4Moray
or
@murdo_fraser
could ask
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Sturgeonโs tax return for 2021/22
She received ยฃ5 in interest on her savings ๐๐๐๐
At 1% interest thatโs savings of ยฃ500.
If you cannot run your own finances, how can you run the countryโs?
Howeverโฆher husband on a lower salary was able to lend the SNP ยฃ107,000???
Fishy
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Dear
@elonmusk
Isnโt there a setting I can choose to stop that cross-dressing bloke whoโs paid to market beer & tampons, from appearing on my Twitter feed. It makes me want to vomit every time I see that face
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Dear
@STVNews
NOTE: you are NOT SnpTV. You supposedly represent the whole of Scotland
The majority of Scots do not support independence & an even larger majority would like to celebrate The Queenโs 70th Jubilee
To ignore the occasion brings you & Scotland into disrepute
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